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What r u waiting for?
Abi u get jeep b4?

2 jeeps?
Thank ur stars it's not 1.
1 for u, 1 for ur wife.

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Showing In Cinemas from October 10th.

MhizzAJ:

They couldn't even pretend to be sober

Alcohol in their system

AmadiAba:
My Friends Brother who is btw 17 or 18 came for a Sleepover, am 25 . My Parents were out and wanted me to pretty much 'babysit' them while they were away. time went by and I wanted to go for a Walk. As I got back went back to my Room I saw with my own eyes my Brothers Friend smelling my Underwear from my Laundry Basket I was so shoked I stubbornly cleared my throat and he turned away swiftly and looked at me, and couldnt say a word,dropped my painties and left with shame....later that day I sneakily went into my Brothers Friends bag to see if he took anything, As I opened his bag I saw my Bra and 2 of my Underwear, I just got so Furious but couldn't do much.

1st it was 'My friends brother'
Seconds it became 'My brothers friend'
Abegggi.....Which one is which?
I'm smelling lies on your undies from afar.

Abeg..What is your definition of a bachelor?

From ur post: A bachelor is a person that sleeps around.

Diction: A man who is not and has never been married.

Me: Some bachelor don't sleep around, some don't even have a girlfriend

Abeg... swerve

They are spiritual.... and spiritual will answer to spiritual.

Later they will start complaining when rape, sodomy, bestiality, homosexuality, infanticide, sexual ritualism and all kinds of demonic sexual perversion increases in dt region.

They r just doing there self. They glorified it in their streets first. They invited the consequences.

1. Because u are a lover of the feline breed, especially cats

Na all dz kain news make me enter Street despite my small qualifications

#I'm street so look both ways before you cross me.

You can't tell dt to an interviewer. You go just humble once u sitdown.

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Had it been u didn't mention Nigeria. I would have agreed with u. Things don't work as expected in Naija. Situations in d country doesn't favour all dt was mentioned in your list for age 50 sef. Many died not having met dz criteria.

#Kolewerk

Humnnn

I believe u, u r speaking from experience not only from the Tecno manual.

Your battery status says it as well, 10% red. You have licked your battery finish.

You battery is practically in a romantic affair with ur tongue. Battery abuse.

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Femi Otedola

I didn't say anything o..

A spiritual rebirth doesn't means d death of sexual urges, in fact any individual who doesn't av sexual urges needs special prayers

Sexual urges is very gd, Infact sexual urges was created by God who made d human body. I did nt c d Bible speaking against it.

Sexual urge though need 2 b controlled to avoid it's excesses leading to "allowed" sexual/immoral thoughts, Lust, Fornication, Adultery, Masturbation, Pornography etc

But I kip under my body, n bring it into Subjection 1Cor 9:27a

He that hath no control over his own spirit is like a city dt is broken down and without a wall. Prov 25:28

With personal experience, i'v got 2 knw dt days or weeks when my PERSONAL prayer n bible study life are below optimum, MY SEXUAL URGES BECOMES OPTIMUM, the flesh have more control, and once I power up these 2 aspects d sexual urges dies away.
I DNT DO ANYTHING 2 CONTROL THE URGE ON MY OWN. It's Jst giving in to more of God thru Prayer n Study. 4 me excess Sexual urges is a result of my deficient prayer n study life.

Freeze...

Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil. Ecc 8:11

When u finally freeze u will give account of this.

You won't dare dz in Islam. Heads may roll

Guy,

A lot of guys are in dz same situation of yours called unemployment.

Guy, from a research on Nigeria & unemployment, Ratio for Available job is 1 job to 1000 people meaning if u post a job for one position not less than 1000 people will apply. The government, recruitment consultants, employers and Human resources officers know this.

The Government cannot help you, Private companies cannot help you, recently it is becoming difficult for connection to help. Only God can, but the Nigeria situation of 1 to 1000 makes it complex. 1 job vacancy and all of d applicants believe in God. Abeg wetin God go do? Na 1 position dey na.

It might dismay u to know dt d unemployment rate is not only increasing but in d recession it's hyper increasing.

Now, what will a guy man do, u r on ur own, u either go legit or illegit.

I looked for a choice location and put it there and started d hustle. God blesses the hustle of his Children

Guy, Dts how i have been living and I have 3 show glasses now in different location of my city, planning for the 4th. Still looking for job since mid last year when my contract job ended but haven't gotten one. Imagine dt I am still waiting for job now. I go wait tire. I go don suffer die. I go dey complain up & down.

Don't put ur fate in the hand of Nigeria. The country is a failed state. You have ur fate in your head. Use it. Don't wait, act!

And finally don't give dt excuse... where will I find money? U will when u r ready to start small.

Above all I believe in God sincerely & to Him b the glory.

A Nigerian graduate writes.

Don't do it.
You will think an addict used ur data to watch " HD blue film" behind ur back.
It zaps like kilode.
Airtel should name dt bundle "The Zapper"

Last time I did it, i was just consoling myself.

This is personal... the girl is vexed.
There's something only both of them knows.
This is not about d protest, bullet proof or death.

They already discussed this behind our back.
They only acted it before our eyes.
It was a finished work... with guarantee.

How r u Sir? should be okay...
The "Sir" has covered for the "how r u"

Using only "how r u" in itself is also not wrong but in the Nigerian culture especially the Yoruba's... respect is overhyped.

Yoruba's will b making call and still b bending down(sign of respect) when greeting the person on phone.

N.B: I b Yoruba n I'm Not dissing d clan.

That hand & face u make when trying to tap weed.
See the container for him front.
Dem say wizkid like weed like... kilode?

heykims:
How does one subscribe for d Ñ25 for 500mb?
Does it work on all MTN lines irrespective of d package plan?

MTN- Migrate to Pulse by dialing *406#.
Then send Night to 131. Cost #25 for 500mb. Duration 12am-4am. After much observation, I observed it stops 3.30am.

I decided to give u bonus information for Airtel an glo.

Airtel- Migrate to Smart trybe by dialing *312#.
Then dial *312# again to select either #25 for 500mb or #200 for 1.5gb. Duration 12am-5am

Glo- Recharge #200. Then dial *127*60# for 1gb. Duration 12am-5am.

ExcelNG:
The idiotss are increasing it because of Night Browsers. You know because of their 25 naira for 500 mb which is limited to one use per night, some people now go and get at least 20 sims.

Mathematically speaking, those people get at least 10 GB per night at the rate of 500 naira total!

If u add the extra 3 naira for the tax, that means extra 60 naira made by MTN for the 20 sims!

Ordinarily, that 60 naira could have gotten you extra 1GB.

THIEVING MTN!

I'm a culprit.

Guess u r or U've been 1 too.

Only culprits will understand dt vigil between 12am-4am

From d topic dz issues is spiritual and I will therefore handle it spiritually.

Thank God you r getting troubled in ur Spirit. That's God correcting/warning you. From the way u said it. It mean you already know d truth to some extent but you have backsliden into Sin.

1. Are u sure that guy is the bone of your bone...meaning are you ready to marry him? His he husband material. Prov20:6 (Not only women are wife material) If Not, end the relationship immediately, if yes ...

2. That you u will marry him doesn't make premarital sex legit. Spiritually sex before marriage is a sin. So you should stop by all means. U av made a mistake, but Gods mercy endures forever. Repent! don't retire but refire. Act 17.30

3. Premarital sex is a sin against God's temple, ur body. And God will destroy whoever destroys His temple. Wether u know it or not u r already being destroyed. 1Cor3:17. It will show up either in ur Spiritual, financial, career, academic, family, business life etc.

4. Now about your guy, does he know d truth like u did or he hasn't come to the knowledge of the truth at all? If you repent, will your guy also repent? You are not permitted to be unequally yoked with an unbeliever. 2Cor6:14. An unbeliever will continue to drag u into Sexual immorality if they don't repent. That's guaranteed. If he won't repent, Press pause, go back to God and ask Him what to do.

5. If he repents you, remember u both are flesh.. body no be wood, therefore he must be ready to take up the responsibility of preventing situations that leads to sex. Men r d more demanding type. He should by prayers put his body under subjection. Col3.5

6. Spiritually, if u continue premarital sex. Hell is sure, Guilt is sure, Loss of a good relationship with God is sure. u either let him go and choose God or take him and leave God. Matt 18:8-9

So many Christians are guilty of this. This is also directed at you!!!

I was once like u.

All will b well.

This is a Sisqo wannabe

Beta Male traits all over u.

A girl you've not met
Did not pick ur call
Did not call back on seeing ur missed call
Asked u for money
Going on and off
Acting childish.....
And u still av time to b dilly dallying with her.

Learn "game". Become an Alpha male.

A girl don't pick call nor called back after three attempts. Don't u have something to do? Forget about her!
A girl asked u for money before d relationship starts. Are u a maga? Forget about her!
A girl going on and off, who has such time? Forget about her!
A girl acting childish, are your her parent? Forget about her!

She won't forget about u, and will eventually see this alpha male traits and come around, and even if she doesn't come around, you would av made a difference in comparison to other beta males frolicking around her.

You asked 4 a serious advise.
This is my very serious adivise: Be an Alpha male. No time

Was expecting something like dz (Mayweather and bodyguards). U dissapointed me.

Question: Summarise the picture above.

Answer: Due to the Presidents state of health, the President's daughter had to represent him at a function he was invited to as the president. The husband had to follow her. He is a good husband and a good presidential in-law. They went with the Presidential balloon.
What is wrong there

Score: 100/100

AdoraAmadi:
Though a lot was lost in the fire outbreak, but this has left everyone in 'thankful mood', as some alleged that being bitten by the python would have led to a greater loss.

Pythons bite ain't causing no loss Mahn, it's not venomous I will only prickle like pins. A loss may come if it wraps itself around an individual anyway.

Op ....
This kind of msg does not only drives a woman farther away but it's a total disrespect to manhood. Chaiii...u don f**k up!

From this write up... u can vividly point out reasons to dump this girl b4 she does same- cos she is not only on d verge of dumping u but also using u until she is ready.

It amazes me dt u r not only putting up with the mess but also begging for more.
Something must b wrong with u.

Your love is obviously blind at d moment but it will b healed soon...Don't commit suicide when it does anyway.