₦airaland Forum

Bin a while I commented here on nairaland.. But seeing this thread, I can't look away but say " BUHARI, U ARE AN EVIL MAN, DISGUISING as a religious marafoka. POSTERITY WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU FOR TAKING NIGERIA BACK TO 1979.. U KILLED THE SAME SYSTEM OF ELECTIONEERING THAT BROUGHT YOU IN.. MARA NI BOBO YEN NAU..

Daughter of jezebel... Your Son sef go knack u ...

daughter of jezebel... Let pastor righteousness catch u...

Mine is the catastrophic ascention of the U.S Dollars against our Naira... Dem just dey spoil market for pesin....

Vado:
The only one without estimated price attached is Nigeria’s own. �

We no buy am nau, it was made in Nigeria,have u forgotten dat we have the natural resources, mighty production companies and wonderful leaders and politicians at the helm of our affairs as a country..
Long and short dat planes production might not be more dan #300,000naira.

shegz24:
he should be viewing and voting them ,sponsoring the show himself then

Lolzzzzz, u get point shaaaa, but him no put knive or gun for anybody throat nau... People who watch it, do dat voluntarily without compulsion.

No Be him House... Can anybody come and question u in ur house...

My country is still after Sunday igboho, Nnamdi Kanu and fighting bandits and herdsmen..

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SenecaTheYonger:
And why are they asking for help now?

Lol.. My brother, EVERYBODY NEEDS HELP NOW..
Whether u decide to accept help from ur Sworn enemy since time immemorial, is subject to ur character and wisdom... Dats what I'm saying..

Kurumaru:
Dis Trump sef.. E be like say the guy na AGBERO for Oshodi b4.. Always making noise and trying to Bully. FIGHT he no GREE FIGHT..

And for his APPOLOGETICS, the US CANNOT BE WORLD POWER FOREVER.. B4 d USA, there were several WORLD POWERS AND AFTER THE USA, THERE WOULD BE WORLD POWERS , Whether good or bad, Democratic or communist.. Its Life, change must come.. TRUMP IS JUST A CATALYST FOR THE EXPECTED CHANGE..

Very simple.. " No champion forever"...

U wan blackmail Oju t'oti r'okun, Oju t'oti r'osa.. Oju t'oti ri Olosho t'onshe Usher.. Abeg leave Mama alone ooh..

This one na "Omo Lasan, ikeji Aja"
N.B : PROTECT UR CHILDREN FROM N.MARLEY & his Cohorts..

Lol... Close Borders? So you don't want their Sons and daughters to return home? Abi u think they are not aware of the sorry state of health facilities on ground which they av neglected for so long, abi where do u want to isolate returnees better than that hell fire in yaba lagos..

ursullalinda:
The commissioner said the facility here is world class.....@ this point I think the Italian actually attempted to run.......Because the commissioner just exonerated him with this big fat lie.

U are very on point.. WORLD CLASS KWANU?? I visited a friend at the T.B section of the said facility in the year 2004.. It was hellish.. Just the normal Naija General hospital wards were u find it difficult to swallow Saliver.. Except fashola worked on it B4 leaving..

opalu:
Lagos State Government, if you are reading this, I want to give you a very valuable advice:-

1.OUTSOURCE THE BUILDING CONTROL AGENCY to proven Private Structural Engineering Firms to handle for you. For instance each LGA can be handled by 3 Firms approved by Government. The workers you have right now in Physical planning and Building control wont be able to fit into the Megacity plan for Lagos state. Imagine how many times that we take drawings there and those guys will condemn drawings done by EXPERTS because they dont understand them. Then the ask us to give them to redesign using their own in house Architects and engineers. They will do shoddy shallow designs that they easily pass since it was done by someone they know.

2. Make Building Approval Process to be completed under 72 hours for large projects and 24hours for small projects like 2 storey downwards.

3. The cost of Approval should be drastically reduce so that every completed building and proposed ones will gladly rush to do it. Can u imagine them charging me N3m to approve a building.

My friend, ur suggestions are nice but not obtainable in the present state of our country which Lagos happens to be a microcosm, now let me take ur suggestions.
1. I Have been opportuned to process approvals and respond/defend construction projects at the highest levels of the ministry, and it will surprise you that most of this officials have private firms which they will introduce to you stylishly to do your work ..
Now, if you bring up "OUTSOURCING " like u suggested ,you will only make it easier for them to bring up their FIRMS.. And don't even think that you have a chance at winning a slot, u must consider the "who u know" factor..
I ALSO disagree with your personal notion about the VETTING DISTRICT ARCHITECTS not understanding ur drawings(I know a couple of them who are good)..Although the FRUSTRATION is real, yet Two things are involved. a). Most Expert architects as u mentioned, don't know town planning procedures.. Yes their designs might have aesthetic values,but don't conform with the state town planning procedures which we might argue to be obsolete..but u just have to conform else u take ur drawings to London ..
b). They try to frustrate u and eventually get the job .. Offcourse, there are bad eggs everywhere, esp. in this clime of ours.. But will be very minimal if ur drawings are intact with basic town planning procedures.. (Also try not to act too British with dem..na police most Lasg officials be ooh, if u know what I mean= goodluck).

Your 2nd suggestion too is lovely.. But the present structure in Lagos won't allow for that speed of light Approvals.. Where Everybody was appointed there to chop..u only need to know how many tables our applications pass through.. U begin to wonder what happened to EPP (Electronic Planning Permit)initiated & crumbled under Ambode..

Your 3rd suggestion.. U need to understand that the Ministry of Physical Planning alongside LIRS and say ministry of lands are the States major sources of income.. The state won't ever cut its IGR when they know that they can compel u to pay more..

My Take, let's keep on talking constructively while sensitizing ourselves and creating awakening and awareness for a better Naija..
We can make it...

[quote author=Burffmern01 post=86979955][/quote]U sound like an insider. .. But u and I know that this is story.. Even the officers won't be happy with u and all the due protocols u are trying to adhere to without wetting somebody's pockect... Leave Story . . LASBCA/MONITORING NA POLICE WORK, Dem must find one contravention irrespective of all ur approvals..

Nickshrapnel:
I used to be a lover of war till I saw this



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9dnzORZAn0



Proceed with caution, it’s not for the faint hearted, I almost puked when I watched it.

Bro, thanks for sharing this.. The height of the movie for me was that of Memmuna Mansaray.. The little child amputee who as grown so beautifully and doing fine now in the U. S. Her sense of humour is out of this world..

mikezuruki:
The thing is, you have an unsettled case with LOLA. And I don't trust that babe and her family to want to spoil things.

Finally settle Lola matter fess. Because I dey fear that girl.

Lol... U sabi Lola ni?

Then write heavenly songs na.. Since u are in heaven... Shioor.

israelmao:
Shara Reporters and Punch fought tooth and nail to enthrone Buhari in 2015 in fact they were mudslingers and convener of smear campaign against Jonathan's government.Where is the press freedom and freedom of expression they enjoyed then today?

Can you please forget the past.. And let's move forward.. We ought to be progressives and not otherwise..

Pavore9:
As per you being the taxi driver who drove his mother home from the hospital with the baby in the late 70s.

Lol... Bahd guy..

This is like reporting Satan to Lucifer..

Sarri doesn't care

olutop:
Messi and Ronaldo both had 46 club career freekicks
. Ronaldo had 8 for Portugal messi had 6 for Argentina...and when you talk of total club career goals Messi has 612 goals Ronaldo has 607 goals with Ronaldo having played over a 100 games than messi, and the assists case is still there.....Ronaldo is yet to score a free kick or hat- trick in serie A, I guess the guy is getting old plus the team mates are not ready to play 4 him.

My Brother, Pls stop waiting ur precious time responding to that guy, his moniker says it all, He is just a blind follower.. They close their eyes to logical thinking and facts..

momove4real25:
good advice. After this get land title documents done in case of compulsory acquisityion of land by the gvt

U are very correct, Infact CHARTING is one very Important Activity U must do B4 u buy any Land. (I've no intents to digress this thread, Given that this isn't the Property section)..

BUY THAT LAND NOW & WAIT, DON'T WAIT BEFORE U BUY THAT LAND..
Invest in real estates. My one cent

The Bride obviously meant to honour him, but didnt put into consideration the guys emotions(u know that feeling of "how I wish I could do this or that on a particular Day) , especially if his condition was just a recent one..

Funny enough, non of the above listed might trend in the nearest future.. Time and chance hapeneth to them all..

As much as we all know who FFK is, I say a big AMEN to this prayer request.. For those of u who think otherwise, pls proffer a solution to Nigeria's problems..

This people shaa wan milk Atiku finish.. Cele Candle