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Crime › Re: 5 Students Gang-rape 15-Year-Old Girl Inside Campus In Lagos by banio: 1:03pm On Aug 12, 2019

Cut off their dickson

Politics › Re: Devil Almost Blinded My Eye But God Spared My Life" - Beautiful Lady(photos) by banio: 1:02pm On Aug 12, 2019

Husband snatcher.

Business › Re: Mohammed Indimi, His Children And Grandchildren Reunite For Sallah (Photos) by banio: 1:01pm On Aug 12, 2019

sinaj:
His children are really cute, he has a beautiful family.

I can even see oil dripping from their skin.

Pervert spotted.

Business › Re: Mohammed Indimi, His Children And Grandchildren Reunite For Sallah (Photos) by banio: 12:59pm On Aug 12, 2019

In the first two pictures. All the ladies in the picture were smiling. But not all the guys were smiling.

Who can guess the reason ?

Politics › Re: El-zakzaky, Wife Depart Nigeria For India by banio: 12:46pm On Aug 12, 2019

gurunlocker:
So who's funding the trip of El Zakzaky, his wife, somw family members and some security detail to India?

Our Oyel money is funding a fruitless trip. After all, El Zakzaky had a monthly feeding budget of #3.5 million while in custody.

Politics › Re: Buhari: Only NYSC, Police, Soldiers Uniting Nigeria by banio: 12:31pm On Aug 12, 2019

Most useless President in human history

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Politics › Re: Governor Zulum Visits Gubio LGA After Boko Haram Attacks In Borno by banio: 9:34am On Aug 12, 2019

kelvinnaira:
Is anyone else asking this question?

"Why is it that politicians and other big men dont get attacked, involved in car accidents, flood, natural disaster, robbery and all" ?

Take it easy. Nigeria is 180 million, so the probability of a politician getting involved is infinitesimal. Also politicians are security conscious. They don't go out at night and don't go out without security, thus they avoid areas prone to Boko attack. They live in GRA which is not susceptible to flood. However, they still get involved seldomly e.g President Obasanjo had a flat tire on highway. If You Google, U will find others, however the probability is low relative to 180 million people.

Crime › Re: Lady Found Dead In A Hotel Room In Lagos by banio: 9:08pm On Aug 11, 2019

Lagos the land of evil dead.

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Travel › Re: My Ordeal At Soekarno-hatta International Airport Jakarta, Indonesia by banio: 5:24pm On Aug 11, 2019

There is no place like home. Home sweet home. When I go foreign land, I will always think of home.

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Sports › Re: Juventus Still Determined To Sign Pogba This Transfer Window by banio: 5:06pm On Aug 11, 2019

spartan50:
700,000k per week.. will he play the match alone.

Crime › Re: Photoshop User, Ayothecreator Beaten By SARS For Strange Photos On His Phone. by banio: 4:48pm On Aug 11, 2019

MyVILLAGEpeople:

That one no concern me.

But this Cece go sweet to phuck sha

Sweet fxxzk is not by beauty.
It involves so many pheromones and screams. If you know, You know.

Crime › Re: Married Man Caught Defiling 14-Year-Old Girl Inside Container In Lagos by banio: 7:58pm On Aug 10, 2019

I know what happened. The babe is an area chop. Everybody was enjoying the babe. This guy also heard of the news and decided to get his share. But unfortunately, police caught him and blew up his cover. Now he is in big soup.

Politics › Re: Defence Headquarters Statement About The Killing Of Policemen By Soldiers. by banio: 6:48am On Aug 10, 2019

I guess the police men didn't wear their uniforms as they do in my area. So the army MUST have wrongly killed them. Also men in uniform need to be polite to themselves, they think they are untouchable .

Health › Re: 6 Amazing Health Benefits Of Soursop by banio: 6:38am On Aug 10, 2019

Cryomancer:
Op the list is not complete please.

Soursop + Watermelon + Cucumber + Groundnut + Ginger + Lemon (All blended together with blender) = Best sexual performance booster

Soursop + Honey= Increases the libido

Try it and thank me later.

Mr Sabi

Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Nelson: I Lost My Ambassadorial Deal Because I Was Pregnant by banio: 9:44pm On Aug 08, 2019

So people won't fxxxxk in peace again

Politics › Re: Court Grants DSS Permission To Detain Sowore For 45 Days by banio: 9:17pm On Aug 08, 2019

KANGAROO

Politics › Re: Two Oyo State Monarchs Claim To Help Politicians Win Elections With Juju by banio: 8:23pm On Aug 07, 2019

They should make Sowore President if their juzjuz is working.

When I was an undergraduate, I used people head like this. I told them I had connection in Agip. Thus I gave like 100 people form to fill. And to the glory of god, like 30 got the scholarship. So I was just enjoying free money from the 30 mugus.
I guess that's what these monarchs did

Politics › Re: Sowore’s 'Revolution Now’ Movement: Things You Should Know by banio: 6:46pm On Aug 07, 2019

Is the surname of Sowore OYO ?

Romance › Re: DJ Dimple Nipple Storms Benin Club Braless (Photos) by banio: 10:23pm On Aug 06, 2019

bluefilm:
Wow!

She's such a fantastic sex object.

Using what she's got to get what she wants.

Fantastic!

I will love to suck those tits.

If you no get money, hide your face

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Politics › Re: Revolution Now: Nnamdi Kanu Hails Sowore by banio: 4:12pm On Aug 06, 2019

rikithor:
don't get carried away by comments and counter comments,if you know u don't know how to drive,I don't mean how to just move vehicle,listen nu mi as I repeat, if you search your self and you know you don't know how to drive very well oya fall out here, we can. add value to you by teaching how to drive very well
check below for details ,mbok.

Who driving epp.

Hope you aren't training people on how to steal drive

Health › Re: Doctors Develop Procedures That Could Delay Menopause For 20 Years by banio: 4:03pm On Aug 06, 2019

awetaiye2015:
Na the one wey fit delay aging I want.

To delay aging, follow the rules.

Stop to fxxxxk
Do exercise three hours a day.
Do not drink alcohol or mineral
Eat twice a day
Donate blood twice a year
Do not eat meat
Eat minimal fish or don't
Do not quarrel or fight
Be religious: Any one will do
Drink a minimum of 4 litres of water a day
Fast once per week

Etc

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Crime › Re: 9-Year-Old Boy Chained By Stepmother & Father In Abia by banio: 3:54pm On Aug 06, 2019

Thank GOD for breaking chains

Crime › Re: Niger State Taskforce Shaves Men's Hair With Scissors By Force (Photos) by banio: 3:35pm On Aug 06, 2019

Nbote:
I am still looking for what's wrong with those hairstyles I'm seeing ooo... Sometimes U begin to wonder if d black man is jus cursed with more stupid ppl dan d rest of d world.. Dey shld put dis same energy into curbing d scourge of tramadol and codeine diet of both demselves and d youth instead of harassing ppl over very useless things

Do you know this is the exact nature of virtually all humans. We want to control others either directly (e.g barbing of people's hairdo ) or indirectly ( paying civil servants and workers in general peanut)

Foreign Affairs › Re: Protesters Destroyed Police Station, Parliament Building In Hongkong (Photos) by banio: 1:29pm On Aug 06, 2019

Sowore should have gone to Hong Kong to learn how to protest or pay wise men like me to teach him the gimmicks of protest.

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Nigeria Athletics Support Mike Edwards Of Big Brother Naija 4 by banio: 10:37am On Aug 06, 2019

Support your kind. Olosho will win BBN because na them plenty pass.

Slay queens

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Celebrities › Re: Baptism Of Shiloh Langa Siyo, Ubi Franklin's Son With Nicola Siyo by banio: 10:33am On Aug 06, 2019

Ubi Franklin was just playing with his staff and bom she saw the opportunity.

All women are wired to think unidirectionally

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Politics › Re: Unbowed And Unbroken: TIB Members Visit Defiant Sowore In DSS Detention by banio: 10:18am On Aug 06, 2019

posty56:
BUT WHY IS NIGERIA FIGHTING DEMOCRACY LIKE THIS

Are You certain we are in democracy ?

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Family › Re: Lady Who Married After 3-Month Long Distance Relationship Speaks After It Ended by banio: 9:49am On Aug 06, 2019

Biglittlelois:
I have no issues with couples getting divorced cos of irreconcilable differences, but don't come online and gloat about it expecting SM users to applaud you for it, don't come and pretend you're happy being divorced, no one is, her epistle is more like advocating that it's okay to divorce, it's sending negative signals for singles, I am single, and I want to have kids in the comfort of a home with both parents present, these traits is becoming rampant with ladies these days, it is a bad energy for the marriage institution, men dont come online to rant about being divorced(I stand to be corrected), it is not healthy, for any human, and for the kids involved.

She even took a selfie. So that the world could place a face. I guess she is shameless. Divorce is OK, But ranting on social media makes it abnormal.

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Family › Re: Lady Who Married After 3-Month Long Distance Relationship Speaks After It Ended by banio: 9:36am On Aug 06, 2019

Why did she snap herself like a slay queen. Only slay queens love selfie. I think she is a slay queen. Thank god the husband left her. She is a slay queen and would have given the husband STD.

If you want to be a good wife, do not password your life. Be open and faithful to your husband. Then your husband will lay his life for you. When you password your life, it makes your husband to lose confidence and that gets him angry. Thus after his patience runs out, his anger will surface. Marriage will collapse.

Women be obedient to your husband. Support him in all things.
Period

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Politics › Re: Shiites Speak On El-zakzaky Reported Release by banio: 9:21am On Aug 06, 2019

PHILBAN:
Are your drivers giving you problems?

Do you have a problem with your domestic staff and artisans? (Electrician, Plumber, Construction workers etc.)

Say No More!
PHILBAN CONSULTING is here to ease you of all the stress. We provide you with casual/domestic staff within the shortest possible time while maintaining our professionalism.

Our services are affordable, very reliable, safe and top notch.

We are just a phone call away.

The people you are supplying as drivers, cleaners etc will soon revolt like Sowore. They need a better life not this your slave trade.

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Politics › Re: Revolution Now Protest Fails To Hold In Rivers State by banio: 8:49pm On Aug 05, 2019

Edyice:
Las Las Las we are heading to separation

Even in separation, there will be chaos. Biafra dragging south south, north dragging middle belt etc.

Even the separation ko easy

Politics › Re: Revolution Now Protest Fails To Hold In Rivers State by banio: 8:39pm On Aug 05, 2019

Nigerians are enjoying AC and kpekus. Nobody wants to die, everyone wants to enjoy

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