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RomanceWhy Do Guy Think They Can Bang The Living Daylight Out Of A Lady by banku(op): 12:10am On Mar 14, 2024
The fact is most ladies can outlast most men in bed.

If you think you are banging the hell out of a lady, you are actually banging the hell out of yourself.

Haven't you heard that it does not have or read meter?
PoliticsRe: Only Foreign Borrowing Can Save Naira, Clear CBN Debts – EIU by banku: 12:52pm On Mar 11, 2024
A basket can never hold water not to talk of leaking one like Nigeria. The reason they are going round to borrow dollars is to maintain a leaking basket. USA is the biggest debtor, yes. But in what currency?

Dollar is NOT our local currency to support foreign imports, exotic tastes, junk and used electronics, clothes, plastics, pins, pencils, toothpicks etc.

Until drug addicts kick foreign Opium and consume what they produce, we will never get out of this vicious circle of addiction.

Wise families, State or countries only borrow to pay for investments that brings returns to make them independent.

What returns have borrowing to support Naira ever brought as investment return to Nigeria except to support exotic tastes?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Executive Orders Strike At Heart Of Corruption In Nigeria’s Oil Sector by banku:
Nah thief sabi thief.

Block most if not all the loopholes of thieves.
BusinessRe: Over 50 Jets Storm Rivers For Wigwe’s Burial by banku: 3:28pm On Mar 09, 2024
It is given, the rich and the poor would celebrate Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves.

This is why we do not stone them, Ameachi, even in death.
PoliticsRe: Billions Pour Into Nigeria As Tinubu’s Reforms Start To Pay Off - Bloomberg by banku: 4:53pm On Mar 08, 2024
Yes, it is true that Obidients rejoice at every bad news about Nigeria. When it came to Biafrans turn to lead the country under Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, they looted mercilessly: our oil, our money in pawa.

Every ethic group from Fulan, Yoruba to Igbo belong to the looting class.

But to trust Bloomberg, one of the accomplices with World Bank and IMF, praising billion audio and visual investments Nigeria has never realized since Independence because:

Nigerians and their Western and Eastern accomplices steal and laundered Trillion out for every billion.

Again, foreign Salvation is not your path to self reliance, invest Trillions going out at home!
EducationRe: Student Rolls On Floor After Receiving ₦‎50,000 Education Grant From Ogun State by banku: 3:09pm On Mar 08, 2024
50k may be nothing to some of you, that is why your mentors steal Nigeria blind into the next generation.

The boy's Bank and account must be reached to bless him with more by people who appreciatehis his gratitude.
HealthRe: Chidimma Susa Ezenyili Slumps And Dies In UK (Photo) by banku: 11:39pm On Mar 06, 2024
Sunak, see your life?

Na your fault nah
HealthRe: Chidimma Susa Ezenyili Slumps And Dies In UK (Photo) by banku: 10:34pm On Mar 06, 2024
I blame Rishi Sunak, British PM and his government for her death.

Lovely lady, it shall never be well with Sunak. Carry dis for your head like gala!
CelebritiesRe: Speaking Yoruba Language Draining, Hurts My Nerves – Adunni Ade by banku: 3:10pm On Mar 06, 2024
Thank your father for bringing you home instead of wasting abroad.

Omo Ale!
TravelRe: Norwegian Airline To Provide Crew, Aircraft For Air Peace’s Lagos-London Flights by banku: 5:24pm On Mar 05, 2024
Another money laundering scheme.

This is 2024, Nigerian greedy politicians killed Nigeria/Virgin Airline demanding more kickbacks than Virgin profit without even making a kobo yet.

Give Nigerians any contract, they subcontract to foreigners to perfect money launderering. Airpeace itself is a Front.

Who loves Nigeria apart from National Cake?


DeLaRue:
Translation:

Norwegian airline is running the Lagos - London route .

They will even provide the crew. Chai huh

This is Airpeace effectively admitting they can't do it.

I guess Airpeace figured that for international flights, most Nigerians probably prefer to see white faces manning the aircraft.

Nigerians disposition towards everything foreign is now so ingrained, it has spread to every aspect of life.

We prefer to import everything even if there are local alternatives angry
HealthRe: FG Plans Foreign Training For Select Doctors by banku: 4:11pm On Mar 05, 2024
This people do not think beyond their self interests. I am sure they have already sold the spots to their families and friends.

How can you cure addiction by supplying more Opium? Oh one is not as addictive as the other undecided

How many of those on scholarships or those children who parents raided Central Bank have returned?

African money and talents launderers plan and implement their goals.

Anguldi:
Cheapest way to Japaaaaa for medics cheesyshocked
CareerRe: 10 African Countries With The Highest Minimum Wage by banku: 2:45am On Mar 05, 2024
Please attach their population as well. We want to know how many mouths in a family to feed.
CrimeRe: Yunusa Jibrin Invents AI Tool To Identify Bandits by banku: 1:23pm On Mar 04, 2024
So, since China already has its AI to identify dissidents and protesters in China, probably adapted from others' AI, Nigeria must go begging for it at any price as usual.

We have promising AI here, locally adapted, but Nigerians are ready to it it away for readymade import.

Who cursed Africans?
PoliticsRe: Bigotry: We Can't Vote For A Yoruba Man In Edo- Obidients by banku: 8:10pm On Mar 03, 2024
They take Yoruba hatred everywhere, even in a state outside their region they have neither live nor ever been.
PoliticsRe: Naira Crisis: Simon Ekpa Announces Establishment Of Biafracoin by banku: 1:31pm On Mar 03, 2024
If Trump with his ardent followers can milk money out of them, so cam Mazi Ekpa with Biafran dollars.

Give it to him, Ekpa is smarter than Trump.

Oya now, if you are a serous real Biafran, start siso buying Biafran coin or Biafran dollars.

Do not disappoint your leader, otherwise he will add Wednesday to Stay Home order.
Music/RadioRe: NEIKED - You're Hired (feat. Ayra Starr) [official Music Video] by banku: 5:32am On Mar 02, 2024
A real African African girl asslicking white man. To cross over?
PoliticsRe: Foreign Investors Are Moving To Aba, Thanks To The 24/7 Geometric Power Supply. by banku: 3:38pm On Mar 01, 2024
AustineE1:
A particular treacherous and slippery tribe will not like this news.
Stop this nonsense. If Aba Power can spread and can be sustained within its surroundings by individuals paying their bills, we must celebrate it.

The only Black Economic Power to date witnessed by the world came from Western Nigeria.

Your treasurous and self destructive tribe is within.
PoliticsRe: Foreign Investors Are Moving To Aba, Thanks To The 24/7 Geometric Power Supply. by banku: 2:54pm On Mar 01, 2024
Some audio noise could be useful.

Geometric Power has attracted attention and curiosity while Maiduguri where electricity is abundant has created negativity.

Nigerians do not like paying bills, unless there are some indirect taxes practiced by Western Region in those days, both Maiduguri and Aba surroundings will not get electricity.

There are many places, estates and universities towns from Lagos to Sokoto getting reasonable electricity BUT few islands with others in darkness are not enough.

If the awareness of electricity can generate more businesses and jobs, Nigeria is on its way to rural electrification.
PoliticsRe: Total Ban On Imports For A YEAR Selectives Follow Indefinitely by banku: 5:41pm On Feb 29, 2024
Save the country from the importers of junks is the only dollar solution
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Die On Foreign Taste: Cars & COVID-19 Changed American Taste by banku: 4:03pm On Feb 29, 2024
Nigerians are led to believe that Salvation can only come from foreign investment, foreign used goods and services. Not locally made goods.

Since we prefer Used foreign goods than locally made goods, we must enjoy the consequences of overrated US dollars or euros.
PoliticsRe: Hardship: Life Was Better Under Boko Haram - IDPs Threaten To Return To The Bush by banku: 1:20pm On Feb 29, 2024
This must wake up those Yoruba that are used to protesting against their own or any President. They are being used by Igbo and Fulani to destroy Yoruba competence to rule.

They don't care if Boko Haram or Soldiers take over.

Anything but Yoruba President.
CrimeRe: 56 Years Old Nigerian Arrested For Drug Worth 400m In India by banku: 1:44am On Feb 29, 2024
Yoruba Muslims disguising their names to rope in my law abiding bulodas from the land of the rising Sun.
PoliticsRe: Naira Crisis: Simon Ekpa Announces Establishment Of Biafracoin by banku: 1:24am On Feb 29, 2024
Look at how much money has been made out of Bitcoin created by crooks by fiat.

Look at how much money Trump has made from those who believe in him.

Simeon Ekpa will make a killing out of Biafra dollar just like Ojukwu.

Dey Play, you hia

swagana:
Are you comparing Simon Ekpa with two super power countries?
Are you okay?
PoliticsRe: Naira Crisis: Simon Ekpa Announces Establishment Of Biafracoin by banku: 11:06pm On Feb 28, 2024
You may not like Simeon Ekpa, disagree with him or whatever.

USA dollar and British pound were created based on Gold Standard, most of the gold from Gold Coast (Ghana).

Today by fiat, they ditched the Gold Standard.

How is that different from Ekpa?
PoliticsRe: Congratulations: Aba Geometric Power & Mauduguri NEPA by banku(op): 10:56pm On Feb 28, 2024
Aba, Abia State

Ibeno and Afaha Ube in Akwa Ibom State

Bonny Island, Omoku, Afam, Umuagbai and Okoloma Ndoki in Rivers State

Ogulagha, Odimodi, Okpai, Beneku and Aboh in Delta State

Brass Island, Ogbuna and Okoroma in Bayelsa State

Osogbo, Osun State

Amoyo, Ganmo and Jebba in Kwara State

Ijede, Egbin, Agbede, Gberigbe, Elepe in Ikorodu, Lagos State

Tumfure, Gombe State

Jos, Plateau State
https://www.nairaland.com/8015579/some-places-stable-electricity-nigeria
PoliticsRe: Congratulations: Aba Geometric Power & Mauduguri NEPA by banku(op): 10:32pm On Feb 28, 2024
Places with at least 21 hours or more electricity

Banana Island

Eko Atlantic

Mobil Oil Lekki

Okoya Project Lekki

Etc.

https://www.nairaland.com/8015579/some-places-stable-electricity-nigeria
CelebritiesRe: Puff Daddy Accused Of Sexual Assault By Rodney Jones aka Lil Rod by banku: 6:23pm On Feb 28, 2024
Sudden wealth turn them into drug and sex addicts. What else but to turn to same sex out of boredom and next excitement.
PoliticsRe: Congratulations: Aba Geometric Power & Mauduguri NEPA by banku(op): 6:17pm On Feb 28, 2024
If you want electricity in your sheds, you must pay the bill.

This mentality of not paying taxes or bill will not get you electricity for free

richidinho:
In this maiduguri i'm staying or another maiduguri opposite Lagos? grin

Where is the 24hours light?
PoliticsCongratulations: Aba Geometric Power & Mauduguri NEPA by banku(op): 5:14pm On Feb 28, 2024
There are many privileged places throughout Nigeria enjoying 24 hours power, even in sported area of all capital cities.

But we have turned Aba Geometric Power into a miracle from god. Please encourage more throughout Nigeria especially from the universities' Solar Power.

Please not beat your chest to death with audio noise.

Residents of Maiduguri, Borno state capital, have complained about the 24-hour electricity supply provided by Yola Electricity Distribution Company (YEDC).

Speaking to NAN on Tuesday, they described the 24-hour supply as a waste, saying it has caused “outrageous billings”.

Ibrahim Suleiman, a resident at who lives in Bolori Layout, appealed to the YEDC to reduce the supply of electricity.

“YEDC should go back to the former supply system where electricity was supplied for 12 hours and not 24 hours recently being enjoyed,” he said.

https://www.thecable.ng/extra-borno-residents-protest-24-hour-electricity-supply/amp
PoliticsRe: Dollar Is Falling, Naira Is Rising, And The People That Update Us Are In Coma by banku: 3:03pm On Feb 28, 2024
Far too early to celebrate yeyebrity.

The Government is taking reasonable measures of deterrent but long term solution is to discourage junk imports and stop liberal market no country in the world practices.

Dollar is like a yoyo big mouse eating your toes and blowing it for comfort at the same time.

When did we even get used to one dollar to 500 not to mention one thousand.

abc115:
Dollar is falling, Naira is rising, and the people that always update us are in coma.

Nairaland nna weldone
PoliticsRe: Should The Naira Cease To Be Nigeria's Currency? by banku: 3:01am On Feb 28, 2024
See, see O!

Importers of junk and exporters of nothing.

Their pseudo economists experts will soon explain why.
RomanceRe: Men Only! by banku: 2:18pm On Feb 27, 2024
Hausa perfumes last longer on your body, no joke.

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