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SportsRe: Rashidi Yekini’s Mother Sells Bread For Survival In Kwara (photo) by banmee(m):
tripplephi:
Family curse.... This is not ordinary
A Nigerian goes to an American financial consultant's office for help because he always never has funds even though he was well paid. After an hour of talking with the Nigerian, he told him that he needed to make better life choices. The Nigerian man did not understand. The consultant stressed that the man needed to plan properly for eventualities. The Nigerian still did not understand. Fortunately, another Nigerian working as a consultant in the same company was walking by and he overheard the conversation and told the consultant that he could help better explain. The Nigerian consultant looked at the guy dead in the face and said "your people for village de do you. You need to go back home go beg the witches and wizards. Dem don curse you. Then go church go pray make God protect you". Instantly the Nigerian man was like, "I talk am. My grandmama na winch and took of running". The Nigerian consultant looked at the American consultant, who understandably was shocked, and said "if you want to explain anything to a Nigerian, just add "curse", "witch" and "God". Trying to explain things logically is a waste of time". cool
PoliticsRe: APC's Reaction To The Signing Of The 2016 Budget by banmee(m): 7:06pm On May 06, 2016
grbgrb4:
OMG! ''This is not funny at all''. Apc Government have spoilt our reputation in and out...i can't woo girl's from Brazil and South Africa anymore, let alone U.S.A and China...i don't blame you tho i blame the zombies that voted you to power.
They know majority of Nigerians are mostly dense, so they can get away with anything.
RomanceRe: This Is Why Nigerian Ladies Are The World's finest. by banmee(m): 6:55pm On May 06, 2016
9jatatafo:
Your head correct well well. Those Ethiopian ladies with hour glass shape
I hate it when people generalise like that. The OP, de agege de claim say Nigerian women are the most beautiful in the world. E just be like say because my wife is incredibly beautiful i go come claim say she is the most beautiful woman in the world. In Nigeria maybe, but not the world. Wetin the OP go do if e see hard core Estonian, Brazilian and portugese woman. E go just die.
RomanceRe: This Is Why Nigerian Ladies Are The World's finest. by banmee(m): 6:34pm On May 06, 2016
Toks2008:
Please help me out and tell me one and i mean just one country asides Nigeria that has ladies with such heterogeneity of physical beauty.
When you have the opportunity to visit Ethiopia you will revise your opinion.
RomanceRe: This Is Why Nigerian Ladies Are The World's finest. by banmee(m): 6:33pm On May 06, 2016
Festivalofholi:
Op ur right, naija gals r beautiful. They just hav to work on their poor hygeine. Too many of 'em have smelly pusssies.
Stop patronising prostitutes.
CelebritiesRe: Afrocandy Shows Off Bootylicious Curves (photos) by banmee(m): 6:30pm On May 06, 2016
darkenkach:
Ps, marry me.
With all those stretch marks?
CelebritiesRe: Drug Test: Teebillz Pathology Report From Clina Lancet Laboratories by banmee(m): 5:10pm On May 06, 2016
playtheblues:
They should use a Government hospital.
That is even worse. You want to use government when we all know anything government is corrupt. Let me give an example. Sometimes, when you are applying for visa to the U.S, they make you take a physical at a private establishment who they certify. There is no way in hell you can bribe your way through their exams. In Nigeria you never ever want to use a government agency for verification or audit.
CelebritiesRe: Majek Fashek Dumps Ayiri Emami by banmee(m): 2:19pm On May 06, 2016
obonono:
You have not answered my question.

You are at liberty to reject a person's offer for help and die in misery if you don't like the idea of "servitude" according to you. It's that simple. You can't accept a lifeline and thereafter brag about how you cannot be a "slave". Heck, without that lifeline you would have been dead. Which do you prefer!
Your first comment was "don't bite the finger that fed you", whatever that means, and from the write up, majek never did anything to disrespect nor insult his benefactor. All he did was make an ADULT decision to get on with his life. What has that got to do with being "fed"? As long as he is over 18, he can make his own decisions good or bad. If he is in trouble and you want to help, it is also your prerogative, but don't don't think that because of your help, he has to be at your beck and call always. It is a mentality Nigerians need to remove from their psyche.
CelebritiesRe: Majek Fashek Dumps Ayiri Emami by banmee(m): 2:14pm On May 06, 2016
obonono:
You have not answered my question.

You are at liberty to reject a person's offer for help and die in misery if you don't like the idea of "servitude" according to you. It's that simple. You can't accept a lifeline and thereafter brag about how you cannot be a "slave". Heck, without that lifeline you would have been dead. Which do you prefer!
Your first comment was don't bite the finger that fed you, whatever that means, and from the write up, majek never did anything to disrespect nor insult his benefactor. All he did was make an
CelebritiesRe: Majek Fashek Dumps Ayiri Emami by banmee(m): 1:30pm On May 06, 2016
obonono:
So you prefer his condition before Ayiri came to the rescue? Is it not better to be a "slave" to your benefactor than to be a walking corpse? Why are some human beings so easily ungrateful?
You are the kind of person who attaches conditions to your generosity. Do your part and move on. I think servitude is a Nigerian thing. Do something nice for someone and that person is tied to your pants for life.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Hausa Man Burnt In Aba Yesterday by banmee(m): 12:56pm On May 06, 2016
SleekAboki:
Those mentioned gentlemen made attempts to exonerate buhari from the madness cos he wasn't sighted in Aba distributing petrol and match box to the arsonists. You rescued them with your timely explanation.
Lol...i get it now.
CelebritiesRe: Majek Fashek Dumps Ayiri Emami by banmee(m): 12:55pm On May 06, 2016
modelmike7:
Dont bite the fingers that fed you.
You are right. He should become a slave. He is an adult. Good or bad, it is his choice.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Hausa Man Burnt In Aba Yesterday by banmee(m): 12:46pm On May 06, 2016
SleekAboki:
amaechi1, kropotkin11 this is the layman's interpretations you both seek.
undecided
EducationRe: Female Students Sent By Jonathan To Philippines (Photos) by banmee(m): 12:43pm On May 06, 2016
Ratello:
Someday the offsprings of these damsels will ask their mums, "Mummy, how did we arrive at this good lives we are living"? Their mums will respond....let's thank God for sending a man our ways....his name, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.
You have to wonder how the Nigerian mind works. As long as their wants and needs are met, it does not matter how or where the funds come from or who provides it. In Nigeria, the ends always justifies the means. And they wonder why corruption is thriving. I hail una.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Hausa Man Burnt In Aba Yesterday by banmee(m): 12:35pm On May 06, 2016
SleekAboki:
Human beings has been turned against each other.Buhari alone should be held responsible for this madness.
Yes he is. Silence is often considered consent and since he refused to acknowledge, comment or disavow what the fulani herders were doing, he was silently fueling the flames. I think you all have voted in someone as bad as OBJ, and that is not an easy thing to do.
CelebritiesRe: Drug Test: Teebillz Pathology Report From Clina Lancet Laboratories by banmee(m): 12:31pm On May 06, 2016
playtheblues:
It depends on the last time he consumed the drugs, plus labs could be bribed too.
Bribed? In Nigeria maybe? This is why an independent medical facility is I always used to avoid controversy.
LiteratureRe: Which African Writer Wrote Better Than Chinua Achebe? by banmee(m): 7:58am On May 06, 2016
IkennaNweke:
Which African writer wrote better than Chinua Achebe?
Of all the African literature read world wide, Things Fall Apart is the most read. So I don't think any African is better except for maybe Wole Soyinka. And that is because he has a nobel prize and Achebe doesn't. In the world cup, who ever has the trophy is better. Abi no be so?
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PoliticsRe: Lagos, Osun Assemble Advocate For Yoruba Language. by banmee(m): 7:28am On May 06, 2016
Surbway101:
Buhahahah the malnourished son of a village w.hore cant stop crying.
Says the fool who keeps replying. Lol. I.diots are born everyday.
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Osun Assemble Advocate For Yoruba Language. by banmee(m): 5:54am On May 06, 2016
Surbway101:
The wild animal continue to disgrace his useless family.
The poverty stricken fellow is still replying. Lol.
BusinessRe: Banning Forex Trading And Sports Betting Promotion by banmee(m): 3:34am On May 06, 2016
Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

We are thinking of completely banning the promotion of forex trading and sports betting on Nairaland.

Forex day-trading and sports betting are fundamentally fraudulent because they're promoted as a quick way of making money whereas due to mathematical facts, the only people who make money are the middlemen and marketers. The "investors" almost always lose their money.

In our experience, it's not enough to warn Nairaland members about the dangers of forex day-trading and sports betting. The promise of quick profit is just too strong for thousands of vulnerable Nairaland members to resist. The only way to protect them is complete censorship.

We believe that the complete ban of such content will make Nairaland a better platform for discussing legitimate entrepreneurship and finance.

What do you think? Please click 'like' if you like the idea; thanks.
Spoken like a true black man. Just because you think it is fraudulent, does not mean it is. Something that is engaged in legally all over the world is illegal in the minds of the average black man. Ok. Carry on.

Oh, by the way, you might wanna consider banning those blog links and misleading thread titles while you are at it.
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Osun Assemble Advocate For Yoruba Language. by banmee(m): 3:08am On May 06, 2016
Surbway101:
The mofo is still crying.
Says the m.oron who is tying.
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Osun Assemble Advocate For Yoruba Language. by banmee(m): 12:32am On May 06, 2016
Surbway101:
The mofo is crying as usual.
Lol...the pain don increase. Kikikikikiki
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Osun Assemble Advocate For Yoruba Language. by banmee(m): 12:19am On May 06, 2016
Surbway101:
The fool is making painment with smileys. Buhahhahahha. Mumu
Kikikikikiki....E still De pain am.
CrimeRe: Man Caugt Stealing Rough-handled In Bayelsa (Photos) by banmee(m): 9:17pm On May 05, 2016
chigoizie7:
Wetin him steal?
Knowing Nigerians, it's probably a maggi cube.
PoliticsRe: Senate Considers Climate Change Bill by banmee(m): 9:05pm On May 05, 2016
CFCman:
For any climate-change policy to work in Nigeria, there needs to be a drastic reduction in the use of household generators.
They are amongst the biggest sources of air pollution, with their toxic fumes contributing to the 'dark' skyline of Lagos.
It goes beyond that. Something as simple as how you dump refuse affects climate change. And we all know, Nigeria is among the dirtiest countries in the world. Nigeria is a lawless country and without laws you cannot begin to legislate climate change. People will ignore it. Nigeria needs to fix it's legal system before delving into advanced issues like climate change.
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Osun Assemble Advocate For Yoruba Language. by banmee(m): 8:02pm On May 05, 2016
Surbway101:
You are boring me with your foolishness, you should be resting in hell now since you are useless.
Lol...E don pain am
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Osun Assemble Advocate For Yoruba Language. by banmee(m): 7:36pm On May 05, 2016
Subway1o1:
The nematode is now boring.
Nooooo. Don't stop now.we just got started. Don't tell me your brain power can't handle it.
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Osun Assemble Advocate For Yoruba Language. by banmee(m): 7:08pm On May 05, 2016
Subway1o1:
Complain? This accursed fool is amazingly stup.id, save the world by ending your miserable life to avoid more ediots on earth. Ediot
End my life? You first. grin
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Osun Assemble Advocate For Yoruba Language. by banmee(m): 6:37pm On May 05, 2016
Subway1o1:
The cursed nitwit is still blabbing, the mad woman that sired a goat like you deserve to be lynched for bringing shame to your community.
Stupidity at it's highest. M.oron is complaining i'm replying while he is doing same. Phucking ret.ard. They are born everyday.
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Osun Assemble Advocate For Yoruba Language. by banmee(m): 6:25pm On May 05, 2016
Subway1o1:
Coming from a despicable oaf sired by 2 dirty ediots. You are insane.
From a cu.nt who came out of a c.unt's c.unt. grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Only Broke Men Approach Me For Marriage? by banmee(m): 6:01pm On May 05, 2016
mizlolar:
Please i need ur help. Am having challenges in area of relationship. I have the problem of ending up with men who are nothing but gold diggers. They seem good from the start but before a few months, they will turn into pests.

I dont know what is responsible for this. I just need a man who ll love me on the basis of who i am not what i have. I am from a well to do family, I am the only daughter of my parents and my dad is late, I actually inherited quite a lot and initially it seemed like a blessing until I got older.

All the Guys i ve met so far re fake displaying fake love just to get hold of what is in my possession. I will give you a little insight so you can understand what I am going tru. Around 2013, my then fiance kidnapped himself and because i already knew he was too needy and then their was a lot of inconsistencies in the story so i ignored the kidnappers who were demanding for 700k ransom. The guys showed up 2 weeks later fuming without any injuries or even shedding any weight


He was ranting and saying all sorts like how wicked i was and how i abandoned him to die. I had to break it off immediately because he was beginning to sound like i was his mother and father joined together. The next relationship went quite the same way.


The guy sold my car and came up with stories of how he was robbed at onipanu by palm-grove. unfortunately for him, i had a tracker which had its own inbuilt battery, so when they disconnected the car battery thinking they have disabled the tracker, they gaffed. the car was subsequently tracked down to shagamu at a hotel managed by his cousin. these are just the few recent ones.

There are many more experiences that i wouldn’t bother you with but I am tired. the worst is that some will even want to move in with me because of the comfort of my place. Its really frustrating. My mum said i should stop driving but its nearly impossible for me to get around lagos without a car.


I simply stopped using the big cars and got a Toyota matrix and i even had to drive myself so it dosnt look like i am the one attracting the wrong men and scaring away the good ones yet i haven’t been lucky.


I am not looking for a millionaire, I just want a man with a little dignity and value not the ones who will start demanding for loans or come up with stories within months of how their visa was stuck or how their mother was diabetic and needed money for blood transfusion. I have heard a lot of such stories and i am tired.


I dont know if my mum is right that i am scaring away the right ones with my lifestyle. Honestly, i dont even live flamboyantly neither do I club. I am in my early 30’s and i really need to settle down.


Plz help me with ideas on how to stop attracting gold digging shameless men. As at now, 4 guys re on my neck including head of admin in my firm but they are all my subordinates and I don’t want a scandal. Thank u.

Please advice. I don't need abuse from you guys... Thanks
In cases like this, the problem is usually you. You need to look at yourself and readjust how you present and package yourself. I know for a fact that men who are not financial capable with think twice about approaching a woman who looks like a millionaire and well bred.
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Osun Assemble Advocate For Yoruba Language. by banmee(m): 5:16pm On May 05, 2016
Subway1o1:
The dunce is still crying, take handkerchief.....
Says the mo.ron who is still replying. I.diots are born everyday.

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