₦airaland Forum

Segadem:
[size=14pt]Yeeeeh, see this man, he called £80,000 just "mere" [/size]

Only poor people talk like that. A wealthy individual knows the value of eighty thousand pounds. Especially if you worked for it.

Ratello:
You can say that again bro I am with you on 4-4-2 formation (as popularized by Bela Guttmann, the legendary coach of Benfica FC who gave them European Cups twice)..although a die-hard fan of FC Barcelona, I still love the 4-4-2 formation compared to the porous 5-4-2 shiiit.

And to make it worse, the Nigerian mentality began to corrupt the team. Players started measuring their d.ick size and who was the richest instead of playing for the team and Nigeria. Nigeria had one chance to win the world cup and we blew it.

You only need to look at leicester and realize why Nigeria sucks at football today. They are playing the way we used to play under westerhof. The conventional 4-4-2 formation, fast attacking wingers, and every single one of them has pace. Not to mention big mutherfuckers as defenders. This is why premiership teams are confused as to how to play them. Nowadays, everyone want's to be like barcelona. Playing 6-3-2, 5-4-2 formations and all that nonsense.

lewispius:
9. When it’s been one hour and they haven’t been unreasonable yet.


They can’t help it.

Reasonable.

Kingkamal:
Osama is still alive... Dont get decieve by USA. Osama is a CIA member.. Bin laden family and bush family are allies this is just a common sense war against muslims. They declare Osama dead because they want approval to enter libya.

Mr conspiracy theorist. I just love the way Nigerians spew ignorant hypothesis.

Luukasz:
And perhaps ur fathers home town might be worse than sambisa not to talk of IB.

Who cares about my hometown? it's where the are now that matters. . .Lol.

modath:
Politicians!!!

I don't blame flip flopping Fayose, it's the people crediting him with sound judgement that have all the blame...

Still wondering why he is deluding himself with the VP dream, Fayose against PYO for SWerners? How is that even a fair contest!!

Most people in Nigeria have shiiit for brains. Do you think they look at situations objectively like normal people do? They usually reason with all their faculties but the one that matters most.

dayoungmoney1:
If you don't appreciate your wife, who will?

But i don't have to tell people i don't know about it. There are too many unhappy people in the world, especially in Nigeria, who are all too happy to find ways to drag you to the unhappy depths that they are in, so why provide them ammo? Let your private life be private. People who share intimate details of their lives on social media are not only foools, but they should be flogged as well.

Holy crap!! 50? That is one attractive woman. I've seen a lot of 20somethings in Nigeria who would look like her mother.

playboy19:
No you're not mistaken,
You're naturally dummb and you're using all opportunities to show it. Plus don't bother to reply me, cos I won't respond, if you wanna know why, read again.

Phucking r.etard.

E try. Kudos.

TANTUMERGO007:
CIVIL war loading

Although very unlikely, it's looking more like it day in day out. You'd better pray it does not happen. Nigerians act like animals in somewhat peaceful times, what do you think will happen in war?

talktonase:
reminds me of the long queues for beverages in 1985 during pmb's military dictatorship.

Ol'boy, that period was scary as hell.

ObiOmaMu:
Ghanaian actress Juliet Ibrahim last weekend hosted a celebrity football match in Ghana for charity.

The match was between Nigeria and Ghana and had on the Naija team, Nollywood actresses - Halima Abubakar (Captain), Caroline Danjuma, Immaculate, Sharon Ojong, Pearl Cady, Elma Godwin, Uche Odoh, Hauwa Mukan, Lilian Afegbai, Michelle Dede and more.

Check out the amount of bum the sexy Nigerian ladies showed off in one picture at the game.

It was a tough match that ended in a draw (1-1) and had Osas Ighodaro's husband Gbenro Ajibade as the referee and Fred Amata, Chris Okagbue and Moses Inwang as coaches. Pics continue after the cut.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/05/nollywood-actresses-show-off-their-bums.html

Anyone else disgusted with this?

GboyegaD:
Abeg, where the asbestos?

Maybe I'm mistaken but what kind of roofing are used those huts?

I can just imagine the amount of people walking around with cancer in their bodies in Ibadan. See asbestos. God help us.

Mjshexy:
Someone should wake our aunt up

All she said was happy birthday na.

talktonase:
probably the force you used in hitting the snake as it dodged caused you the sprain and swelling..

Common sense is not common in Nigeria.

What a lawless country. And look at comments. Jesus. Nigeria is scary.

"Trust you farther than i can throw you". I can't throw you far, so i can't trust you all at all.

Sunnycliff:
So Ghana even they religious pass us

Not by religion joor na by Christ living in one's life!

Hypocrites abound so much

You have to live in Ghana to understand. They actually practice it which is why their circumstance is far better than that of Nigeria. Which ever way though, it is not a good thing to be on that list.

dmostcheerful:
Before the source was his blog, he just added punch

My bad.

texazzpete:
Only an idiot will cheer this on.

Nobody should be paid for work he/she has not yet done. This only gives the workers of the state a long time before their next payment, and can further complicate their lives.

All this for a PR stunt.



The payment was for the May salary (supposedly). they haven't worked for it yet.

Calamity upon calamity. Who pays salary one month in advance. It's even worse than I thought. Nigeria is phucked.

TPAND:
I am 1thousand percent sure you don't know what that word means.

You just publicly showed how notably ignorant you are with vocabularies. The dictionary is your friend, use it, or better ask google.

Go school una no go go. All she said was "God punish you" and that makes her a bigot. It is just like me saying "you are crazy" and that automatically makes me racist. Go school una no go go.

Alert! Alert! Nigerians are celebrating their right. They are celebrating what they worked for. They are celebrating what should be normal. What a weird country.

Flame4chi:
he looks mentally unstable tho... Not properly dress, dirty stuffs around him.
I suspect hit and Run.

He looks like an everyday Nigerian.

TPAND:
Funke is a loud mouth bigot. She portrays no iota of a universal basic education. A D-list tribalistic moto-moto . How would she utter such dirty words and used the name of God in a curse. God will rather curse her instead.

Shame on her. Wasn't she also sleeping with the married man she eventually got married to that divorced her stupefied ass.

How is she a bigot? Do you even know what that word means?

stephanie11:
The Ogun state police command has intensified the search for kidnapped Senator, Iyabo Anisulowo, by employing the services of two helicopters. IGP, Solomon Arase ordered the deployment of the choppers on Saturday.

The choppers, which arrived on Saturday have been patrolling the suspected hideouts of the kidnappers in the state.Commissioner of police, Ogun state, Mr. Abdulmajid Alli, shifted the base of operations to Ilaro, Yewa South Local Gov­ernment area. Search parties involved include Brigadier General S. Danwalis; Director of the Depart­ment of State Security in the state,Mr. Ali, Com­mander of the 35 Artil­lery Brigade, Mr. Kabir Sanni, Assistant Inspec­tor General of Police in charge of Zone 2 Com­mand Lagos, AIG Bala Hassan; search teams from Lagos, Ogun, Oyo and the office of the IGP, Force Headquarters, Abuja.

Anisulowo was kidnapped last wednesday by armed men along the Sawonjo/Iganokoto Road in Yewa North Lo­cal Government area of the state.

http://dumebiifeanyi.com/ogun-police-deploy-2-helicopters-search-kidnapped-senator/

Lol...like the kidnappers will be walking around with senator. Nigerians are too dense.

nawtyme:
Why not ask your president to bring his daughter home to school in University of Maiduguri?
Why not ask your president to receive medical treatment in State house medical center that has its budget more than that of all other federal medical institutions combined?
Why not ask your president to quit or at least start granting equal amount of interviews for our local media rather than expecting Nigerians to hear about his plans(that is if he has any) from foreign media?
When you do any of these, then you can ask Goodluck (the hero of African democracy) to spend his money and time where and how it pleases you.

I suggest you come up with a herbal formula for rational thinking. You would benefit from it too

Cheers.


Lalasticlala come and see Goodluck eating Zombie meat peppersoup and legend extra stout combination.

#ya kpotu ba.

He wasn't talking about one leader but all the leaders in Nigeria so far.

dmostcheerful:
Photoshop, if you need traffic to your blog find credible stories.
Note= how can people move freely without surrounding the scene...

double0seven:
The op is a goat

if even him if wanted to fake news to drive traffic to your blog, is this a kind of story that you should fake

May God forgive you. The social media Bill , though unpleasant would have been good for people like you.

Are you brain dead? Next time, read the story before commenting. Did you not see he culled it from the punch newspaper? Did punch photoshop it too?

nairalanddotorg:
Hi pals.
I'm a graduate of Nursing Science
( BNSc, RN)
I'm yet to serve though(nysc)
But the problem now is that I have
always nursed the idea of joining my
cousin in the Uk after nysc.
But of recent, they young man who
happens to be my constituency
representative (Federal Reps) came to
our house to pay a courtesy visit to
my dad. (My dad thought him in
primary six and registered him for his
first school living certificate exam,
because he was very brilliant. A
gesture he normally do then as a
young teacher)


So when he came visiting, he saw an
enlarged pic of my sister that was
hanging on the sitting room, he asked
my dad about my sisters whereabout
and my dad told him that my sister is
serving but about to round up (she
has now rounded up)
He told my dad to tell her to apply for
the ongoing police recruitment which
my sister has done.
He strongly promised to be of help.
In my own case, my dad told him
about me, my course, school, class of
degree etc.


He proposed a lecturing job for me.
He was too serious to meet whoever
that perfected the thing in a glance.
He called my dad yesterday that I
should go to the school and meet my
H.O.D.
I went to they school today and my
H.O.D.told me that I have been
approved to be a graduate assistant
after nysc or I should go for my
masters first and be an assistant
lecturer.


The issue is that I want to travel to UK
and make it big with my Nursing
degree.
I have not seen a lecturer that rides
Range Rover sports car and its like
and I want to be among the Range
Rover Sports guys.
WHAT DO YOU THINK FELLOW
NAIRALANDERS?

You studied nursing and you want to stay in Nigeria. Seriously? Forget the U.K, head to the U.S. They will welcome you with open arms. Guaranteed 70k starting salary.

Is she the one they are playing? She looks like a ball.