KanuSE:
Nigeria's kind of recession is different from the rest of world economies.

What does the Fulani govt know about economy?

Very true. Normally, a recession is a good thing for those that know how to make their money work for them. I am a student of how wealth is created and how money works. Only financially illiterate people keep their money in banks. Real money makers invest their money in bonds, stock, mutual funds, etc so when they see inflation they are happy as phuck. Think about it, 1 Naira today is not the same thing as 1 Naira in a month so why would anyone keep their money stagnant in an institution that will only depreciate at 12 percent inflation yearly. 12 PERCENT. Jesus. That's crazy.

anonymuz:
that's garium sulphate

What do you know about garium sulphate? I'll have you know only the best chemists are aware of it's existence.

Legalcriminal:
I still don’t know how to pronounce Czech . Home to Angel Wicky and Connie Carter if you know this two you’re a real nigga

"Check". I thoroughly dislike that place. Dangerous as phuck.

NkanAkpanika:

Do you need an interpreter?

Not really. You on the other hand need to go back to school. Ask for a refund. You were cheated.

Don't know if it's the most selfless thing i've ever done but about 2 weeks ago, i went to buy some things from our local store and this woman walked up to me and straight up said she was hungry. I don't know why but I just felt so sorry for her. I reached into my wallet to give her some cash but she stopped me and said to just buy her anything I wanted. I took her to the store and told her to just grab whatever she wanted. Funny thing is she only grabbed a salad box and a couple of fruits. Weird.

NkanAkpanika:

This is Akwa Ibom bro... Known for quality

You are joking right?

Nwodosis:


Are you saying dark powers don'texist?

They don't. Evil people do.

Itzurboi:
you sef, is there she's a MALE??

Say someone asks for your sister and you answer, "he's fine".

beauty7:
Let me apply.

I have always loved the military.

I need to know how to shoot guns.

I need to be able to protect my future husband.

That is why I want to join the military.

That is not a good reason to join the military or apply to any job for that matter.

adewumiopeyemi:
They should check his boyfriend house

She's female

gentlestdude:
as stupid as you are, that i know

Just trying to help your infantile mind grow. It is not everything that pops up in your head you have to say. Only children do that.

gentlestdude:
THE FUTURE IS MALE

I hope you realize how s.tupid your comment is.

JustJesse:

I'm actually studying a pretty useless course (in my opinion at least), dad wants me to get an international fellowship after my first degree, the man doesn't know that I don't even plan to make it to 200L, I'm already deep into FOREX and crypto trading, currently perfecting my affiliate marketing skills, the day I can guarantee myself of constantly hitting $2k per week, UI will not see my legs again.
What I'm doing in school isn't even that important to me anymore, it's just the gender ratio that's kinda funny that's all

Either you are lying or you are very green. Guy, I advice you to be very very careful. That shiit will ruin your life.

Jaqenhghar:

I wonder. When did calling grandmithers what they are become an insult

Baffling.

donbachi:
Racist...e pain dem.

I don't understand. Is she not 66 and is she not a grandmother?

Jaqenhghar:

Experts at pointing fingers you mean. Because thats all they do. When it comes to sexual morality they are good at pointing fingers yet if you check the stats of online porn consumers they rank among the highest. Pretty rich for people who dont have access to internet

Lol. I never thought of that. God I hate these mofos. I can't believe I was ever born in that country.

Blackdisciple:
That's nice.

For the first time since the DNA saga I saw DNA test came out positive.

We still have Decent women out there.

When it relates to sexual morality, Nigerians are experts. When it comes to other forms of morality, Nigerians will disappear.

justosee:

And he should be afraid? We are in the 21st century.

With a 10th century mentality.

24kmagic:
I hope and pray for a good sister in-law in the future, I really do. But in the event that we don't like each other, there's going to be some serious troubles.

I will try as much as possible not to encroach her space. But in the case of kitchen affairs, she dare not.

Who told women that the kitchen belongs to them only? As if they even know how to cook mtcheew.
If my sister in-law tries this rubbish with me, I will make sure I frustrate her life as long as I live.

She'll never wish to step into our family house again I swear. Even that my brother I will deal with him.

The only people I will spare are their kids.

But both my brother and his wife will not have a happy marriage, cos I will turn the whole family against them.

Rubbish.

This is poverty talking.

Mokason288:

You are very funny

Where are you from?

If your brothers wife could shoot you, I’m sorry to say this ....

Your brother is an A$$

There should be boundaries every where, I feel it’s wrong to go into her kitchen

But she doesn’t have any right to throw his things outside... that decision is for the brother



I HOPE I MADE SENSE

No you didn't. It is only in places like Nigeria where you can enter a married man's house just because you are related. This is why Nigeria and it's people are no different from pre historic animals. Just so you know, whatever is his is also hers.

Lol. He called two rival gangs "opponents". This guy has been spending too much time watching soccer.

Mynd44:

I doubt he will get more than 7 years

You don't understand the U.S. Unless the maximum is 7 years, they will throw everything and the kitchen sink at him.

Kizito55:


The first thing I did when I saw the food was to swallow saliva, I didn't even know when I did it ooo...abeg this food go Harvard

LWKMD

Drenimarcus:



Thank you so much. I appreciate it.

You are welcome sir.

Srillanka:
The man that killed our best president

Seriously? If he was your best president, Nigeria is truly and royally plucked.

Drenimarcus:


Please I need this recipe thank you.

Happy to oblige. What you'll need.

Spinach
Red bell pepper
Shoko
Tomato
Habanero Pepper
Onions
Goat meat
Tripe
Ponmo
Stock fish
Crayfish
Iru
Seasoning cubes
Palm Oil
Salt.

Cut the meat you have into small pieces. The more the variety you have the better. Just do your best to have goat meat. Season and cook the meat making sure you have enough broth left over. Clean and cook your stock fish and ponmo separately then dice into small pieces as well. Blend your pepper mix and boil it with the goat meat broth until all the excess liquid is gone. You are looking for a puree-like paste. Bleach your palm oil and then dice half of your onions. Fry your assorted meat and when it's done scoop 'em out and add your iru. Reduce the heat and fry for about 45 seconds then add the diced onions. Now re introduce the assorted fried meat back into the mix including the ponmo and stock fish. Make sure the heat is at medium to low setting. Add your seasoning cubes, and ground crayfish. Mix thoroughly and let it cook for about a minute or two. Now add your pepper mix and let it cook for about 5 to ten minutes. You'll know it's ready when you see the oil rise to the top which is when you add your spinach. Let it cook for about 5 minutes and at this point you should see little to no liquid in the soup. Now if you really want to achieve Ananda so as to attain the highest levels of earth shattering foodgasm, have cow leg in the mix. Enjoy............

EmptyGarden:
Can't say this enough... FEAR WOMEN O!

Omo I agree. Fear them. Especially since we all know men never do things like this.

Jaqenhghar:

Oh yum. I just tried doing something like this with shrimps but it ended up looking like banga. Too much water. I dont know where the water came from. I kuku leave am there go sleep tomorrow I'll figure out what to do with it

Let me guess, either you used too much tomato in your pepper mixture or you did not boil the pepper mix. I used to make the same mixture as a young padawan.

fuckaholic25:
I am a lady!!

Lol...even better.

fuckaholic25:
oh!! don't turn me on please!!

Lol....Best comment ever. You sir, have won the thread.

TheGiftedOne:



If this clueless comment could generate 90 likes, then I give up on this generation. It is finally finished.

He is right. Smoking cigarettes does not mean you are a bad person. Who you hang out with and your upbringing determines that.

For sure. My wife used to smoke. God, I missed those days. We would sit outside at my balcony and just chill. Me with a bottle of Guinness and she with a glass of wine. I loved the way she smoked bad then. She knew how to blow circles and she tried to teach me but I never got the hang of it. A good thing never lasts. She got pregnant and that was the last time she ever smoked. We've stopped having kids and she still won't smoke with me. Damn it.......