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jazzyjazz:
Please do share your recipe

Chicken stock. You have to cook the rice with it. Wash the rice and cook it for a few minutes till it starts getting a little soft. Youtube how to parboil rice. Take it of the burner, wash it again then add the chicken stock filling it up to the level of the rice and cook at medium heat. You do not want the rice overcooked. Make sure when you cooked the chicken you had enough curry, thyme and maggi in it. Before all this, fry your kidney, vegetable mix, prawns, starting with the kidney, all in the same frying pan and set it aside. Depending on the quantity of rice you have, you can either take some of the fried mix and put in a separate bowl and start adding the cooked rice in portions, or just pour the whole rice in the frying pan and start frying. Finito.

jay2pee:
Wooowwww lovely..... @46 and she still looks very young... My wife must look this way

No be by mouth. She has to work for it.

jaychubi:
Nawa ooo so 14 years old girl fit get belle and give birth normally

You are funny. How old do you think our great great grandmothers were when they got married?

takenadoh:
Isn't this peodophilia?

It's not illegal if it's not rape or if they are both under 18.

Lol. He said smoking in the vehicle. Smh. Funny as phuck. As if na straw dem de take build moto. Guy, there is only one reason; poor vehicle maintenance. Nigerians do not know how to take care of a POV. Worse is, Nigerians in Nigeria do not know how to drive. They think driving is a right. Newsflash: it is a privilege. Normal countries understand this fact.

benedictnsi:
I just tire for this country.... Lemme call honourable Patrick Pls.....

ME : Hello, hello, is that honourable Patrick Sir, what do you think about the current Nigerian situation


Hon. Patrick obahiagbon: Well, I think Nigeria is in a state of higgy-hagga , anarchy, macabre, hostility, chaos, rebellion, turmoil, pandemonium... In fact the country is currently cadaverous at this moment, resulting to insecurity and increase in daily fatality, demise casualties, grim and necrotic quietus of innocent Nigerians, it is really sardonic... ... And With our government in a state of mental higgledy-piggledy , cerebral malfunction accompanied by a leader (Mr president) who have absconded for 70 days now under the umbrella of illness, I think the ship of the Nigerian government is hovering within the ceramics of the pestilencial Bermuda..........


ME : Oga Patrick no vex my airtime Don finish..... Make I borrow credit call you back

And to think the mofo is a senator in Nigeria. Nigeria really phucking deserve the leaders it has.

Captain1Nigeria:
We beta pass oyinbo 100 times

For your mind. The only thing wey una better pass dem for na backwards thinking hence the Topic.

AntiWailer:
Stupid Govt


Extremely foolish leaders.

Later they will blame MTN and DSTV for reaping us off.

Who powers a mast with Generator and Diesel ?

Buhari and his team of nincompoops can not just Give us Power and Fight corruption.

We don't need any other thing from them apart from those two.

The foolish masses will vote PDP back to power in 2019 and the same Atiku, Saraki will still be the bed rock of the party

You guys haven't learnt your lessons yet hence you will continue to suffer. Does it matter which party leads the nation in the next regime. Are they not nigerians who make up the party? Are the members of APC not members of PDP at one time?

ritababe:
ibori did more for delta people than this present governor.

Lol. Define more. You guys really deserve the leaders you have. Smh.

Sacluxpaint:
Some governors just got richer.

Some?

Ibifizzleboy:
STILL THEY CANT PAY SALARIES NEITHER PENSION ARREAS. MORE LOOTING AGAINST 2019

The funds shouldn't be used to pay salaries. That is not what the money is for.

What is it with Nigerians and marriage? It's not as if they all have the financial muscle to care for an entire family. Life is not all about marriage na.....

Lol. You'd already know that there is something phucked up about this story. For one, a Nigerian in Nigeria complaining about fraud. That's new. They probably haven't settled him yet. 2, He witnesses a crime being committed and he is shouting on social media. Does he not have the owners number or that of the police?

adem30:
to say the fact Peter okoye is very stupid to make that statement. He think its only his talent that brought him to where he is now? Useless boy. who your money help? when they get to the top they never want another person to rise through them

Are you guys normal in Nigeria at all? How do you guys think for god's sake? You deserve the leaders you have no doubt.

pelumi111:
I wish them well abi because Aunty madueke really took some big yam meant for everybody in the zoo before running out...... but on a most serious note why do our politicians steal what they know is too much for them and their familly??

They steal because of the citizenry allows it. The problem with Nigeria is the citizenry. Not the leadership. Is it not from the citizenry you pick your leaders? The citizenry is generally bad, corrupt and ignorant. That is a combination designed for disaster.

tit:
i tire ooo
jungle warfare!
for borno?

Lol.....

Jaqenhghar:
I dont think she knows Nigerians at all.

Lol....I don't think so too.

joshkiddies:
Ex-Big Brother Africa Housemate, Huddah Monroe has gone off in new social media rant slamming her compatriots, Kenyans, who she claimed are lazy people.



“I hate slow people and lazy people. I want things done when I want them to be done. Don’t tell me tomorrow or an hour later. I am so mad” she wrote.


The socialite further wrote;

“I need to start hiring Nigerians only for my company. That’s the only way I’ll go to the next level! Kenyans are derailers. Never pay a Kenyan before they finish work. Uselessness galore.”

She also went further to praise the Nigerian work ethic, while disclosing that U.S Africans were enslaved for so long so they can do things their;

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/07/need-start-hiring-nigerians-kenyans-lazy-huddah-munroe-goes-off-new-rant.html

Better you have lazy people working for you than have corrupt people as employees.

adegeye38:
I AM NOT TALKING RELIGION WITH YOU

I am talking about LIFE

It has nothing to do with science or arts

likewise atheism (and atheists to me are people who know there is a God, but there are scared of probability of being accountable to a supreme being, so theu live in denial)

I love science my self, but the more i dive into science it all the more emphasize on the divine

JESUS CHRIST DID NOT PREACH RELIGION

Salvation involves three steps:

FORGIVENESS OF SIN

DELIVERANCE FROM SIN

VICTORY OVER SIN

finally unleashing your powers, treasures and dividends as a christian through FAITH

simple!!!

thats what Christianity is all about...

Its not a RELIGION

its a WAY OF LIFE

Christianity is religion. Which is exactly the same as ignorance. The number one reason people flock to it is fear. Number 2 is laziness, and third but not least is ignorance. Fear of the unknown, too lazy to use their heads to think and lastly believing that angels exist is the height of ignorance. What with everything we've seen. Smh. I wonder what you all will do when we find life in other planets? I'm sure a new verse will be discovered in the bible explaining it.

With this rubbish song?

This is why I don't have Facebook, Twitter or Instagram.

adegeye38:
am already a success, cos am connected to the only source of real success, which is God.

but that aside, It foolish if you think life is all about random events and chance, come into the light bro, life is much more easy and interesting over here.

The light? You mean darkness don't you? If the world had left it's fate to religious nut jobs we would not have doctors, science, the internet etc. The things you are enjoying today. We would still be living in caves. The forum you are typing on was created by an atheist. The computer you are typing with was furthered by an atheist and a homosexual. Google alan turing. Guy, you better wake up. When you don't understand something it is god's work or the devil depending on the day and which way the wind blows. Lol.

ivolt:
What is the percentage of the corrupt politicians compared to the masses ?
When majority of Nigerians are ready, there will be change, for now we
are all pretending to care.

Are you sure you live in nigeria? Your leaders are not the problem. The citizenry is the problem. Where do you leaders come from? Is it not from the citizenry?

adegeye38:
Becoming a religious nut job, is different from talking to him about faith

Loving God does not make you a religious nut job, having faith in Christ's death and ressurection, doesnt make you a religious nut job.

It just you choosing the option of Life (and a wonderful one at that), over death (an eternal one at that)

Lol. Guy, if you want to understand how life works just hit me up and i will show you how to be successful. Don't worry. You won't have to sacrifice anyone, be part of a society, or kneel to anyone. There are two things you have to understand first though; bad things will always happen and there's nothing you can do about it and the other is angels do not exist. Before you were born did you know anything about the earth and where you were going? So how the phuck do you know where you are going when you die? You guys need to start using your heads more.

ivolt:
Don't mind him, they run away from nation building, some even contribute to
the problem, and then turn around to condemn the country for not progressing.

Guy, a tree cannot make a forest. Nigeria is overrun by s.tupid corrupt people and there is no way one man or woman can change it. Do you think if it were me i would even risk coming back? To do what? The guy is a foool for allowing his return to be put on the internet. It is against every OPSEC training he has received so far in the army. Nigerians in Nigeria are not normal and there is no way in hell i would want to be around them ever again. No phucking way.

Diezani Alison-Madueke, Nigeria’s former minister of petroleum, has become emblematic of the rampant corruption that held sway in Nigeria under Goodluck Jonathan’s administration and a new US Justice Department (DOJ) lawsuit is providing more insight into the scale of theft of Nigeria’s oil riches under her watch.
The civil lawsuit, brought by DOJ’s Kleptocracy Asset Recovery Initiative, is seeking to recover $144 million in assets, including a $50 million luxury condo apartment in New York and a $80 million yacht. Prosecutors say both assets were proceeds from bribes paid by two Nigerian businessmen for lucrative Nigerian oil contracts. The lawsuit seeks the forfeiture of both assets.
Prosecutors claim that the businessmen, Kolawole Aluko, a former beau of supermodel Naomi Campbell, and Olajide Omokore, laundered money through the US by purchasing lavish assets. The $50 million New York condo is at One57, located opposite Carnegie Hall in midtown Manhattan. The building currently holds the record for the most-expensive residential sale in New York following a $100.5 million apartment purchase in 2014. Aluko’s $50 million condo is the 8th most expensive in the building, but following a loan default, his mortgage lenders are set to auction the apartment on July 19. Aluko is also said to have purchased Galactica Star, a $80 million 65-meter yacht which hosted Beyonce’s 32nd birthday bash in 2013.
One57, a new luxury skyscraper apartment building designed by French architect Christian de Portzamparc which is under construction on New York City's West 57th street
One57, a luxury skyscraper apartment building is at the center of this latest Nigerian corruption case. (Reuters/Mike Segar)
Aluko and Omokore are alleged to have paid bribes between 2011 and 2015 to then-petroleum minister Alison-Madueke who ensured that shell companies owned by the businessmen received billion-dollar contracts to sell Nigeria’s crude oil. The oil swap contracts were a controversial barter arrangement which saw Nigeria use middlemen to sell crude oil in exchange for refined products. With local refineries under-performing, oil swap deals were used to shore up local demand for petroleum products. Between 2010 and 2014, under Diezani’s watch, Nigeria is estimated to have channeled over 352 million barrels of oil worth a total of $35 billion (pdf) into oil swap deals.
But with the contracts mostly opaque, Nigeria reportedly lost more than $900 million in crude oil swap deals between 2009 and 2012. The deals came under severe scrutiny with Lamido Sanusi, former Central Bank of Nigeria governor, once describing them “not properly structured, monitored and audited.” Nigeria’s president Buhari cancelled the oil swap arrangement in November 2015, seven months after taking office.
Court documents reveal that Alison-Madueke tried to warn Aluko and Omokore against lavish spending including splashing out on a yacht. “If you want to hire a yacht, you lease it for two weeks or whatever. You don’t go and sink funds into it at this time when Nigerian oil and gas sector is under all kinds of watch,” she said to Aluko in a recorded conversation.
It’s not the first time Alison-Madueke has been named in major oil-related corruption scandals. In October 2015, the ex-minister was arrested in London on charges of money laundering.

Obaluf0n:
Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benin_Empire

1. At its maximum extent means Bini empire kingdom was at its peak militarily. It was at this point Bini army was very powerful & it was during this period it conquered/reached the areas below:

2. Ibos on the shores refers - Delta/Onitsha environs.

3. Just a minor part of Ondo - Owo which they never conquered and Akoko areas which they struggled to raid.

4. Current Lagos island is Idumota in specific terms.

Look at what these people call an empire . Only areas of moder day Delta state, Onitsha area, Akoko area & Idumota is what these deluded people refer to as an empire?

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mtbu.gif

This people make empire as a noun look bad.

These folks have been struggling to equate themsslves with the Yoruba since mid-western region days. Notice in the quoted text above how they refer to Bini kingdom with patches of lands as an empire but referred to Oyo that spread as far as modern day Ghana/Togo as a 'kingdom'.

Lol. Now that's funny.

Jaqenhghar:
I was reading an article about the great pains the chinese gonthrough to maintain that wall. Thay Benin wall is probably half gone

You know why? Normal countries are always proud of their heritage and they know that because of that, people will come from all over the world to see what they have. Plenty of foreign exchange. Nigeria treats it's history like toilet paper. Something to be discarded. I don't blame them though. I wouldn't want to be proud of it either.

Jaqenhghar:
Nigerians will say anything. Im surprised they havent claimed to be the inventors of electricity

You and your mouth. Lol.