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With how nairaland christians reacted against this funny OP, i am tempted to become a christian,

the funniest thing about Nigerian christians is that if their pastor is not doing miracle, they will say he is fake, if he is doing miracle, they will say he is occultic.

why dont you people just match into your churches on sunday morning and burn down all those con gambling business center called churches and live a better life.

I think the world was cursed with religion.

May be they needed the sword for robbery.

kola oloye:
@OP,
The answer to your Question is NO.
Our Creator is[b] Flawless[/b], Follow His instructions and you would be fine.

How can he be flawless while he openly regreted creating you, meaning he acknowldged his msitake,

can a flawless creator make a mistake ?

Hello huxley, there was a link to an atheist thesis you gave me some months ago, when i titled a post, I WANT TO BECOME AN ATHEIST, i cant see the post again, please i need you to resend the link for me,

urgent please.
thanks.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=303350.msg4284297#msg4284297 date=1249152612]you're too messed up to know where you're either going or coming from.

2 year old sef can direct you since you openly say you have no sense.

Check out are you smarter than a fifth grader.[/quote]@ tipia
Was it not at Five that you started your stupidity, so what is the difference ?

PollMaster:
paste ur contact details for all to see stop saying it behind computer screen

Sorry, are you looking for some body to cut his head for allah or you want to comply with (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)

gen2genius:
Banom, can you clearly explain why you think there is no God?

Because i have never seen, touched or in any way sensed him, can you define the meaning of[b] existence[/b] for me ?
Understand this,Believing is not the problem, but believing in the real one,
If God shows himself, i will believe in him if he doesnt, i will never believe.

gen2genius:
@ Mantra and Tudor,

Seriously, I don't get what you're rambling about. I mentioned "theists" not Christians

If you generalise it, then you make your case worse,
Ok, lets assume atheist are totaly wrong and you theist are right, then how many Gods do you now have, God, Allah. Zeus, Nkume in my village  and so many other Gods,
secondly, how can you reconcile Jesus christ claime of being the only way to heaven if all the theist are right ?
In addition, why is that with all these claims of Gods made by many religions, none have been prooven ?

Jagoon:
The clown's book is more appropriately called "rhapsody of unrealities".

Or the book of "holy business promotion"

Jagoon:
Well then you are in the same category as a pentecostal preacher, you are both deceiving your selves and others.

How, did i collect offering or tithe from you ?

Jagoon:
Are you a pentecostal prosperity preaching pastor This is the kind of thing Oyhakilome would say.

No, i am prosperous atteist.

gen2genius:
Sorry, but this is really laughable.
Let's apply a bit of logic here. If as a class-teacher, you thought you clearly told your students to bring a certain textbook to the class on a particular day and, out of 50 students who were present in the class, 40 complied and 10 denied hearing anything like that. Would you need any other proof that you really did make the announcement when you have 40 witnesses? Would any neutral observer make a sense of what the 10 errant students are saying?

That is exactly why God doesn't have any justifiable reason to send an atheist to hell, in your example above, the class teacher stands as God, and the class
teacher himself told the whole class to bring the text book, but in the case of religion, it is man who does the announcement himself not God, imagine Jesus christ a fellow human been claiming that he is God, in your example above, it is like a fellow class mate now claiming that he is now the teacher and he announced to his fellow class mate which book to bring and which one not to bring,

so how can you justify a student who refused to believe his fellow student and demands that he needs evidence from the teacher himself before bringing any book. is he right or wrong ?

I dont know of the biblical garden of eden, what i know is that once you make your money, you can easily construct your own garden of eden and have angels visiting you every time.

Jagoon:
@Topic
it is another terminology coined by the deluded pentecostal movement calculated at creating the impression that they are the only bible believing church, The truth is that they are equally as guilty of picking and choosing from the bible as every other denomination they seek to discredit. They are also notorious for twisting and going against the very same bible they claim to believe in when it is convinient for them.

Jagoon,

You deserve to be awarded man of the thread.

gen2genius:
Rescue-me, why do you think you are possessed? Couldn't there be other possibilities?

But if you're so sure of what you are saying, what steps have you taken personally to deal with the situation? For instance, have you fully yielded your life to Christ and parted with everything that has to do with the devil, both in your lifestyle and interests? If you have done so, have you read the following passages of the Scriptures that say every true child of God has authority over Satan and demons?

Luke 10:19: Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you.

Mark 16:17: And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils. . .

And what have you done about them?

Nawao, the poster plainly told you that he is already in trouble and you are giving him the encouragement to go and tred on serpents and scorpions , You want him to enter into more troubles ?

@ poster,

If God exist, we wouldn't need extensive research,logic and arguement to find out,

If God exist, it should be obvious just like the existence of sun,moon, man, woman are obvious ,

If God exist, he wouldnt need you to worship him through any human being and he himself should be able to show himself to you and teach the way to worship him.

If God exist, he wouldnt be worshiped on complete irrationality and total ignorance.

No man have ever seeing God, even those who claim they are worshiping him.

Understand that no atheist hates God, ( who would hate his creator) we only need evidence atleast to be sure of what we are doing, If God shows himself today, atheist will worship him far better than the present day hypocrise theist,

If eventualy God exist,he does not have any justifiable reason to send an atheist to hell, it is God's fault that he can not proove himself to the atheist and not the atheist fault that he couldn't believe in an imposed unprooved God,

Most atheist today are people who have once in their life time seeked God's face so dearly but could not find one.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=303782.msg4282019#msg4282019 date=1249119804]Brother your demons are the simple ones. Believe me i've cast out lucifer himself from one homosexual guy like that. . . .

Anyway just chant "leave me demon" "leave me demon" While shaving your pubic hair. . .they are going to fly out like edo girls running for italy. . .
Goodluck[/quote]Yes, that is Anointed pastor Tudor aka G.O

@ poster,

That your guy may have spent alot of his money on you, so he is trying to his investment.

@ poster,

It is that same hope of some thing to gain that con men used to decieve their suckers,

It is also by giving poor people endless hope of blessings to come and feeding their imaginations with fantacies that some nigerian pastors are now using to collect money from them and use it to buy private jet.

@ may kelly

Just like you and Ogaga4luv.

Are you sure he is dead, was his dead body shown to the public ?

Hausa people can go and hide him and come here and be sayin that he is dead,

Iraq and afganistan normaly claims Osama Bin Laden is dead so that America will stop mounting pressure on them.

May kelly:
Why don't you start now to worship God in Spirit and in truth? Think about your life, about the people you considered great but have departed from this earth - Have you ever asked yourself this question "where are these great people" yes SOME have gone! But to WHERE?

and WHAT ABOUT YOU?

mother Theriser,

@ Ogaga4luv,

What spell can i cast to enter aso rock and unsit Yaradua ?

manmustwac:
Banon don't forget Huxley and Pilgrim1 or Abuzola and $osisi

No i will not forget, i even remember[b] Pastor AIO [/b] and tipia

mamlaka:
Oga, in your dreams Oooooo. Follow the manual. Light has nothing to do with darkness. Darkness automatically bows when light comes.

The only way to join two people is have two people in agreement; spirit wise, soul wise and body wise.

Otherwise, it will never work.

Can two walk together, except they be agreed? Amos 3:3

It is that agreement that i am working to establish.

Abuzola:
I don't like what am doing but am been compelled by ur inanimous animosity on Islam. If my friends see what am doing here they won't believe it. Am a gentleman and if you see me you will doubt am that abuzola causing problem. Am going to keep off from what you presuppose blasphemy, i think the muslim section is quite good at the moment the likes of extremist have evaded it from osisi to david, but we only have some few nuisance, anyway is left to the mod. I will be calm for weeks but will return fire if havoc returns in the muslim section.


Hate me or love it its all about internet, but for sure when you see me am captivating and charming. Am blessed with everything.
(don't say more otherwise !)

Abuzola, You are very very lucky, if it was when i was a christian that you came here doing all that, you would have met the devil himself, i would have thought you how to insult people. any way good luck,

Abuzola:
Jobless atheist !

Employed Islamic Terrorist.

dayokanu:
Supported It would be very nice

Guy were you dey for long, were you able to acquire your own private jet ?

mamlaka:
banom, you priest or something?

and i have not acquired private jet ?
I am only a peace maker.

Trying to unite good and bad, light and darkness, christians and moslims.

I am nairaland Peace ambassador ( to be crowned by seun)

I think marriage between Davidylan and Mukina2 will be excellent match.

Do you as well think so ?

[quote author=rich_john link=topic=299452.msg4272560#msg4272560 date=1248965606]It will really be a cool marriage like donnie rightly said light will chase away darkness if they marry the light in may kelly will chase the darkness in ogaga away!

@banom
na wa for you o you get work so wetin bring this kind thought come your mind? [/quote]Man no vex o, I wan stop all these division among nairlanders in the name of religion by bringing them together in their opposite resligious manner,
the next is Abuzola and $osisi.

canuck:
Hats off to Colonel Fajuyi! He obviously shared a solid bond with Gen. Ironsi.

may be him dey nack the presido daughter.

He had that courage to die with his master (Aguiyi Ironsi) because Ironsi was a very good man, the man who put his life in a risk to save, unite and give nigeria quality direction after the coup, Fajuyi truely was a couragous man .

If not that the Northerners came and killed ironsi, he would have giving nigeria a better direction and we wouldn't all these trouble today,

Truely nigeria missed Ironsi.