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Kollins11:
Happy Boxing Day Nairalanders. Please I need advice on this matter.

It was on a good evening... Abt 4 months ago. I went out to get a bag of pure water, but the woman that sells around my street has closed so I went to the next street.

I saw this beautiful creature, light skinned, slim and pretty girl. Although she narrowly escaped albino. Her hair is naturally dark, she's very light skinned like Regina Daniel. BUT if one observe her very well and look at her eyes one would tell she's an albino because her eyes are always swinging and dangling.
Immediately I saw her, as a sharp guy I approached her, I flattered her and she smiled and gave me her number.

NL's, I have been living in my area for almost 2 years now. I don't know this babe stays down my street. She live with parents, I was so surprise when she showed me their house. Well, since then we've been chatting and calling each other.

She's a good and happy girl, she has never directly or indirectly ask me for money, she has a great sense of humor. She enjoys my company. She's 23yrs old an igbo girl. I know alot of guys would be attracted to her beauty but I doubt if she has a boyfriend. For her to be living down my street and even my guys haven't seen her mehn! She's well reserve.

The guys in my hood, I don't know maybe the girls that broke their heart made use of Thor sledge hammer (in Avengers movie) to break it. These guyz are hardcore red pillars.

Yesterday was the First day she visited me. she brought food for me, she saw I and my guys butchering our chicken, she also assisted us in preparing egusi soup. When she left. My guyz was like where did I see this beautiful fish....Before I could even narrate to them, they were already asking if I don lash her. I said No. Omo!! They almost pick up a Physical fight with me saying "why I neva lash her nw". Honestly she's different from other girls. If na before...I for don lash her since nw.

They were also surprised that she live down our street. This babe is so reserved and well mannered. I don't mind, I would like to marry this babe. I have never felt this way for any girl in a very long time.

NL's I don't know if I should ask her out or maintain the friendship.

Why would you want to maintain just friends with someone you think you're attracted to ? Abi you never reach to marry ? No let your friends see this post oo

Homeboiy:
Yes
First neighbor
Second neighbor
3rd neighbor
And fourth my friend place

The drinks na me by am oo

Only you

Hell fire

proxillin:
Please please...this is very serious to me...I need serious minded and experienced people here.

I have been dating this babe for few months now.

She never indicated any sign of abstinent from sex. We do erotic chat now and then. She even told me how she had sex with her ex. Although she said she never wanted to, but her ex started giving her attitudes, infact he wanted to breakup, thats why she gave in and had se.x with him (disvirgined).

So fast forward last week, she agreed to come visit me at my town (yeah long distance relationship). So she told me she wouldnt want to have se.x with me when she comes. Ofcourse she is the definition of a decent woman i would love to marry, therefore, se.x is not an issue for me.

But out of curiousity, I asked why she does not want se.x with me. Its not because she is a virgin because she had se.x with her ex. She then told me its a spiritual issue.

She belongs in a white garment church (cele stuff). She enter spirit realm and see vision. Therefore, they told her not to have sex until she get married. When she mistakenly had sex with her sex, she fell sick for months, that it was cele people who came to do deliverance for her before she could walk again. They warned her she is holy spirit vesel, no man must have se.x with her until she get married.

In all our discussions, she said we can only romance, infact i can suck her bouubs, but i must not penetrate her. Then I told her my mind, thats the confusing part. If she was truely afflicted by holy spirit, how come holy spirit allows fingering and sucking of boooobs. She got angry and threathened to call it quit.

Because she has relationship with my mom, i confided in mom. Mama told me she is not seeing vision throught holy spirit, its cele-white garment work. That has nothing to do with holy spirit..thats cele witch craft work or marine girls things (omo omi).

I got confused the more.

Questions in my mind are:
1. I can confirm she see vision, but is it from holy spirit?
2. Am I sure the whole shiiiit will not happen to her when we get married and we have se.x
3. Whoever is using her in spiritual relm will not harm me for taking their vessel away from them.
4. Is she playing upon my intelligence?

listen to your mother is all I can say

Rest in Peace

Congratulations to your home.

TarOrfeeek:



Na only one pikin be Desmond Idiot own for there.

The rest, be like na Outside dem from come.

But Desmond Ediott no too get sense to notice.

Try dey shut up sometimes

Fmlao:
He should open shop to start selling padlocks and fetcher

Why this nah

Candidlady:
not NORTH either EAST or WEST!

Dumbo

Well better than to have it burnt. Hopefully they're insured.

Ocholu:
Ina ehhn! Na hunger wan kill me as we speak. Upon say today na Christmas.

I made sure that I gave all my neighbors something earlier today in the spirit of Christmas celebration. I got all of them drinks of different types.

But none of them are yet to give anything. Me that was looking forward to having plenty food because I barely cook as a bachelor. Matter of fact, the last time I cooked was in February. And I refused stocking my house because I felt that food go de at least (my poor calculations).

Wetin make matter worst be say nobody open today. No where to see food buy.

PS: I wasn't expecting anything from any of them, but I felt that seems we're really good neighbors, something must drop at least.


Modified
I have to modify this thread because my neighbor just gave me a very delicious meal and some chicken parts .

are your neighbors spinsters' find one oo and marry

Look at governors, I see fattened cows

Rest in Peace Padre

AgriHub:
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God picked his call how

Rest in peace, your Lordship.

Massiveglory:
Funny stunt. No video of the bullet Falling on your father's bed. Bullet can't just fall naturally like that.
It is an arranged stunt.

You're absolutely stupid

is that so

Onyiiobi7735:
Bro,the actual meaning of fornication is sleeping around with different people without serious commitment to them. Two lovers having sex is not fornication, but our pastors have so overblown the issue.
If you doubt me,study 1 Corinthians 6,Leviticus 16,18,Matthew 5:27,and you will understand.

Kindly give us the word for the sin of having sexual relations outside marriage.

This isn't a new trend OP

Hisbah is this not haram on Full HD

Or she is a drug mule

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jneutron4000:
nobody is catching any thing, is just the true yarn. Igbo lady sweat for middle and to nack but to keep for house mba, they are heartless and evil minded. I know many igbo lady wey poisoned their igbo husband, you hardly see igbo lady wey grow old with their husband, the husband they either die or kidney or liver failure that na because the Igbo woman gbege the man. So wetin other 9ja ethnic groups dey do na date, nack shege commot for their body, then fall back to their own.

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