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FamilyRe: My Wife Left Me Because I Lost My Job. by BarrElChapo(m): 8:49am On Sep 16, 2021
God please o.. this story is scary just like that cos of one month of missed feeding allowance after 13 years.. its almost unbelievable
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Questions Angela Merkel: "Siemens Deal Failed In Nigeria" by BarrElChapo(m): 11:41pm On Sep 15, 2021
So abba Kyari died in vain ?
FashionRe: Fashion Or Madness? by BarrElChapo(m): 10:33am On Sep 15, 2021
whatever makes her reach her target audience is fine yunno smiley
CrimeRe: South African Woman Arrested For Hiring Hitmen Who Killed Her Husband & In-Law by BarrElChapo(m): 7:28am On Sep 15, 2021
shocked
CrimeRe: Have You Been Hypnotized Before? by BarrElChapo(m):
Wow you write so well, sorry for your loss though.
You had to Marvin Gaye it too cool

chatinent:
I have.

Sb came to my store, discussed and bought goods that's worth ₦34k (after 20% discount since he said he wanted to celebrate his wife on their anniversary, the same day).

He sent me on an errand to get him a bigger nylon to pack sth. I did. I didn't know what was happening to me..even when I wanted to tell my boy to watch him closely, sth else like a force was just making my mind focus on going to buy the stuff.

I couldn't even remember to send my boy! At that period, what was in my head was humility and the customer-are-money dogma bla bla.

After buying it, the man asked for my account number, I spelled it out to him. I only remember him calling my name to confirm it's my account and saying he has sent it...after he made jest of my all-English name attributing it to names yahoo boys usually like to use. I was laughing sheepishly. (When I remember this, I want to hit myself so hard). embarassed

I was struggling so hard to tell him to wait so I'd confirm it. Before I could understand what was happening, he was gone. That was the exact moment my hibernated brain came back to normal.

I immediately dialed his number he gave me on TrueCaller. I saw Engr Daniel.Criminal. His number is 09073542987.



My human felt cold. Clearly, I was barking up the wrong tree.


I immediately went to see if I could see the uncle, he was gone at the drop of the hat for life. Drastic times call for drastic measures so I followed a route I felt he took swiping my big head left-to-right and right-to-left for two hours perusing the streets, junctions, and parks if my eyes would capture a manly figure holding two bags of my goods. I was really off my rocker. cry

I came back..it was pellucid I was hitting a dead horse. I no just know if na to cry or laugh..I come back come wear forced smile like mumu sidon. I could not blame the boy who attended to him. It was a clear case of hypnosis. The boy was more confused than I was.


A neighbor was telling me it's a new tactics that's in vogue. Another neighbor who heard about it exclaimed and said hers was bigger. She sells laptops. The person ordered her to pack four new MacBooks in his car with their sales of ₦700k that day. He didn't use a gun. He came, sat down, ordered her to go bring the ₦500k handy and also go withdraw the ₦200k they had earlier deposited to the bank via transfer. She withdrew on POS and gave the guy and he left.

My eyes sunk like TinkerBell... clearly, I was in wonderland. You needed to see the way I was seriously going to buy the nylons..and the distance my brain took me to.

I have been hearing it on a grapevine..but mine struck me recently.

Have you been hypnotized before?
Christianity EtcRe: David Yong-gi Cho, Founder Of South Korea's Yoido Megachurch Dies At 85 by BarrElChapo(m): 2:06pm On Sep 14, 2021
rest in peace
BusinessRe: Can I Be Arrested For Defaulting On A loan To A Loan App? by BarrElChapo(m): 12:51pm On Sep 14, 2021
under normal circumstances, you cannot be arrested because the police or security agencies cannot be used for debt recovery but anything goes in this lawless country of ours.
CultureRe: Ezeuzu Awka Officially Opens His New Palace (Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 12:33pm On Sep 14, 2021
this man is just power drunk... long live HRH Igwe Gibson Nwosu.
Car TalkRe: I Left Front Seat For My Friend's Wife But She Cautioned Me by BarrElChapo(m): 12:28pm On Sep 14, 2021
shows the lady has some home training....
PetsRe: Beautiful Pictures From The KCR Dog Training Exhibition 2021 by BarrElChapo(m): 5:10pm On Sep 12, 2021
huh
CelebritiesRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Crowned Man Of The Match Against Newcastle (Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 5:04pm On Sep 12, 2021
huh
CelebritiesRe: Stan Nze Marries Blessing Obasi (Video, Pictures) by BarrElChapo(m): 7:33am On Sep 12, 2021
How ??
SportsRe: Pogba And Burna Boy Do Focus Dance After Manchester Utd Win (Photos, Video) by BarrElChapo(m): 7:32am On Sep 12, 2021
huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle United - (4 - 1) On September 11 2021 by BarrElChapo(m): 1:53pm On Sep 11, 2021
Man utd 4 - 2 Newcastle.
CelebritiesRe: Sirbalo Comedy Builds An 8-Bedroom Apartment For His Mother (Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 8:50am On Sep 11, 2021
Awesome kiss
PoliticsRe: What Is The Government House In Your State Called And Why? by BarrElChapo(m): 1:33am On Sep 11, 2021
Fedelma:
Anambra govt house is known as Agu Awka
grin grin grin thats wrong though..
BusinessRe: I Just Got Scammed. Guys Learn From This And Be Aware by BarrElChapo(m): 4:59pm On Sep 10, 2021
TeamLeader:
Omo I went there o when begin see people comment that were victim dem plenty o. Nothing way I wan talk again. People don't talk Taya. I guess it's those that will fail to review the comment about the app before downloading that will fall victim. Just like me tho
Lolz.. we thank God you now know can you'd be more careful going forward
BusinessRe: I Just Got Scammed. Guys Learn From This And Be Aware by BarrElChapo(m): 2:09pm On Sep 10, 2021
Guys head to playstore and report the app for fraudulent practices.
CelebritiesRe: Court Grants Helen Prest-Ajayi 50% Of Late Husband’s Assets by BarrElChapo(m): 11:49pm On Sep 08, 2021
Lolz... this battle still raging ? isn't this an abuse of court process being that there's a similar suit at the High Court of Lagos angry
PoliticsRe: Ugwuanyi Swears In Justice Ozoemena As Acting Chief Judge by BarrElChapo(m): 3:40pm On Sep 08, 2021
this enugu chief judge's dressing sef... the suit looks off despite the money nawa grin
EducationRe: OAU Sacks Adebayo Mosobalaje, Lecturer Caught In Sex Scandal by BarrElChapo(m): 10:16am On Sep 08, 2021
Pussyassasin:
Mehn so sex for grades still happens in 2021?
I blame the ladies who neglect their studies then when the time for exams comes they'll seduce the lecturer.
It's not always that way.
Lemme tell you a funny story, my younger sister is a lecturer in a Federal University but opted to take a leave without pay masters programme in Unilag (mind you she was the best graduating student in her class in the University & is also chartered accountant) yet has this lecturer (though no one knows she's also a lecturer) whose on her neck according to her, her saving grace is that he's not her project supervisor so she can find ways of posting him sometimes.
Moral of my story is: for a randy man any would do.

Cc. Pussyassasin
SportsRe: Okafor Kelechi, Footballer Dies Few Hours To Leave Nigeria For Europe by BarrElChapo(m):
nelsonebby:
So Google is telling you Azerbaijan is part of Eastern European countries? You are very stupid
You know, I wasn't wrong when said you should use Google to help your 2go cache filled brains. It didn't take up to a minute to get this & to think you're a graduate is even bewildering. Ezi

SportsRe: Okafor Kelechi, Footballer Dies Few Hours To Leave Nigeria For Europe by BarrElChapo(m): 10:37pm On Sep 04, 2021
nelsonebby:
Fool
grin grin grin grin definitely has to be you whose phone is for only 2go & WhatsApp, try using Google to help boost that dumbo brain of yours.
FamilyRe: Please help!! My sister is being used. by BarrElChapo(m): 10:18pm On Sep 04, 2021
A good shout/warning should do for now.
SportsRe: Okafor Kelechi, Footballer Dies Few Hours To Leave Nigeria For Europe by BarrElChapo(m): 9:22pm On Sep 04, 2021
nelsonebby:
RIP

Azerbaijan is in Asia not Europe
Azerbaijan is in Europe, Baku hosted the last Europa league final.. Try doing some research before you type shite.

Foreign AffairsRe: China To Ban ‘Sissy Idols’ And ‘Effeminate Men’ From Entertainment by BarrElChapo(m):
Righteousness2:
I am sought of them that asked not for me; I am found of them that sought me not: I said, Behold me, behold me, unto a nation that was not called by my name.

USA Built on Godly Principles is Exporting Lgbt, effeminatism , Abortions and all sort of Evils to the world.

China that does Know GOD, respects Godly Principles. And you ask why China is advancing and USA Dwindling ?

GOD is no Respecter of Persons!
They that Honor HIM , HE Honors. They that Despise HIM, HE Despises.
This is stupendously fallacious jeez ! You're a religious fanatic cheesy

P.S. No one on here who is truly a Christian should take you seriously honestly. Learn this is basic knowledge o but learn.

HealthRe: New Strike Looms In Hospitals: JOHESU Gives FG 15-Day Ultimatum by BarrElChapo(m): 7:47am On Sep 04, 2021
cry cry how did things deteriorate this bad.
BusinessRe: Rivers Demolish Popular Slaughter Market At Trans Amadi by BarrElChapo(m): 7:43am On Sep 04, 2021
angry
CrimeRe: 72-Year-Old, 42-Year-Old Men Rape 17-Year-Old Nurse Apprentice In Ekiti Hospital by BarrElChapo(m): 3:06pm On Sep 03, 2021
TheChameleon:
I can bet you that he would get tons of Likes.

My psychos here that would be taught a good lesson if they ever go to developed countries.
As in eh, many don't understand the how the label "sex offender" can effectively ruin ones life out in developed countries, that's why rape news is taken with a pinch of salt in these climes.
CrimeRe: 72-Year-Old, 42-Year-Old Men Rape 17-Year-Old Nurse Apprentice In Ekiti Hospital by BarrElChapo(m): 2:57pm On Sep 03, 2021
judetov2:
(1) 17 years old is no longer a minor
(2) it was not a rape case, business gone wrong.
(3) 72 year old man can not rape a 17 year old gal.
You and these 7 persons that liked and those that yet to like your post are sick in the head.. Google Benjamin Mendy rape and see why he is being incarcerated.
Also Google what is the legal age in Nigeria before you put yourself in trouble one day.
CrimeRe: 72-Year-Old, 42-Year-Old Men Rape 17-Year-Old Nurse Apprentice In Ekiti Hospital by BarrElChapo(m): 2:56pm On Sep 03, 2021
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PoliticsRe: Lagos GAC Members Visit Tinubu In London (Photo) by BarrElChapo(m): 2:19pm On Sep 03, 2021
Tinubu looks like a zombie

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