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CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Gets Hermes Birkin Bag On Second Date (Photo) by BarrElChapo(m): 9:09am On Dec 24, 2020
Chii59:
Which one can you create and breathe life into?
Read my reply to your post without being too hot in the blood but if I were God I'd be creating more little cuppys than chii59s kiss kiss
PoliticsRe: Anthony Adefuye: Obasanjo Is An Igbo Man From Anambra State by BarrElChapo(m): 8:26am On Dec 24, 2020
No words.

CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Gets Hermes Birkin Bag On Second Date (Photo) by BarrElChapo(m): 8:24am On Dec 24, 2020
Chii59:
This life no just balance. And I fine pass her o. But my papa no rich.

Who will ask for my akant number?
You fine true but you no fine pass am sorry
CelebritiesRe: Pasuma's Daughter, Opeyemi L'america In US Navy (Photo) by BarrElChapo(m): 5:33pm On Dec 23, 2020
khalids:
I'm not sure you know who Pasuma is.......it seems you got him mistaken with someone else
Sorry I had MC Oluomo in mind.
CelebritiesRe: Pasuma's Daughter, Opeyemi L'america In US Navy (Photo) by BarrElChapo(m): 5:09pm On Dec 23, 2020
Nice finally this tout get vision o.. Though he was able to do these things with the sweat of every road bus, shuttle,kek, biker driver in Nigeria undecided
CelebritiesRe: Teni Celebrates Her 28th Birthday With Bone Straight Hair (Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 5:08pm On Dec 23, 2020
XXXXXXL kiss
HealthRe: Doctor Said I Have A Very Low Sperm Count 2 Months After My Wife Gave Birth by BarrElChapo(m): 3:22pm On Dec 23, 2020
Whose report are you gon' believe ?
CelebritiesRe: Diddy Gives His Mother A New Bentley & $1 Million During Her 80th Birthday Party by BarrElChapo(m): 12:18pm On Dec 23, 2020
Diddy Dirty Money ! wink
PoliticsRe: Bashir Ahmed Posted Fake News Claiming EU Commended Buhari On Kankara - SR by BarrElChapo(m): 12:16pm On Dec 23, 2020
Young liar being groomed for wickdeness. This guy is a little el rufai in the making
PoliticsRe: Kogi Overtook Lagos Because Yahaya Bello Refused To Lockdown - Opinion by BarrElChapo(m): 12:12pm On Dec 23, 2020
Bullshit.... has he cleared the salary arrears he stockpiled over the last four years..

Wicked young ruler undecided
RomanceRe: She Refunded The 10,000 Naira I Gave Her For Christmas by BarrElChapo(m): 11:23am On Dec 23, 2020
It's that time of the year when our women show their true colours; why ? Because they have or feel they may get better options hence the need to do away with any distractions. OP if you break up with her you won't be missed why ? Cos she's already considering the fantasy another brother may be offering.

Petsolo1115:
My babe of over 2 years called me this evening for 2000 naira to get some body soap products.

I transferred 10,000 naira to her. She called back and asked what the money was meant for. I told her to manage it for her personal needs for this yuletide season. I made her to understand few days ago that i won't be able to give her enough money for Christmas due to the fact that I have to support my Dad financially for my grandma's burial which is in 7 days time.

To cut the whole story short. She refunded 8,000 naira and told me it was better I keep my money than giving her what she can't manage to buy clothes. My babe has a business which gives her profits on a daily basis. The money I spent on her from November 1st to 30th is in excess of 30,000 naira.

I am currently contemplating on breaking up with her or forgetting the whole issue..

Your advice please. Criticisms are allowed
RomanceRe: She Refunded The 10,000 Naira I Gave Her For Christmas by BarrElChapo(m): 11:12am On Dec 23, 2020
thesicilian:
When will you guys learn to manage your private sh*t without bringing it online?
But this one is a reasonable post na ? Just think about it and give him a reply
CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi's Laptop, Phones Stolen In Ghana, Begs Shatta Wale, Sarkodie To Retrieve by BarrElChapo(m): 9:36am On Dec 23, 2020
Isn't Mr eazi Ghanaian ? huh
PhonesRe: Is Samsung's 8K TV, Q800t (2020) Worth 2.5 Million Naira?! by BarrElChapo(m): 7:24am On Dec 23, 2020
post=97342870:
In some other forums abroad like Quora etc, you will only see people that have the same kinda TV being discussed commenting and giving their views and opinions,

But in our darling country,
People that are just seeing the image of the TV for the very first time today today, na dem go dey make comments like 'the TV go show me how inside heaven be',
OR will the TV show me all the movement of my Nkechi or Basira?'
OR
will the TV show them what their future holds?
OR
'Vanity upon Vanity, this TV can feed a family of 30 on Xmas day'
OR lastly,
'With the amount of this TV, I can get 2 plots of land somewhere in Ogbomosho, Mbaise or Otuoke!' cheesy

Up Naija, we can't stop loving our darling country.........lailai!


See am, we talk am!! grin cheesy wink
RomanceRe: When A Guy Passes By, What Do Girls Look At? by BarrElChapo(m): 11:53pm On Dec 22, 2020
virginprincess:
For me when a guy passes me the first thing i observe are his looks, his mode of dressing, lastly how responsible and holy ghost filled he is.
Aunty pls pls pls, so from a distance you'd look to see how Holy ghost filled he is ? Nawa o
RomanceRe: I Think My Boyfriend Is Fetish by BarrElChapo(m): 11:45pm On Dec 22, 2020
anochuko01:
Lol
You that went to school but still asking if you should remain with your fetish bf nko? You even claim to be "Pentecostal" but still follow him to his white garment church. Can you see how learned and wise you are?

I repeat without apology, it's greed that's trying to lead you to your early grave. Better tell yourself the truth and move.

Maybe you should table this before your church pastor and parents to hear what they're gonna say
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Perfect Height For Guys? by BarrElChapo(m): 5:30pm On Dec 22, 2020
What's the point here ?

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have You Ever Lost A Job Or An Opportunity Because Of Your Personality?. by BarrElChapo(m): 4:17pm On Dec 22, 2020
spencekat:
Well,it is generally perceived that introverted people cannot successfully do marketing or sales job.
I'm an introvert but I doubt if the best extrovert can sell a product better, I've done marketing and sold the highest consistently all through the period it lasted. I maybe wrong though but introvert make good salesmen
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have You Ever Lost A Job Or An Opportunity Because Of Your Personality?. by BarrElChapo(m): 4:09pm On Dec 22, 2020
CryptoClub2018:
For me, I don't know what to say now. I got a job at a big multinational company with great pay just a week before lockdown but I can't start until the end of the pandemic. The pandemic ended and the company started negotiation with me again but all of a sudden, they stopped and I haven't heard from them till date. They didn't tell me if the offer is still valid or not. If it becomes invalid then that will be the third time I will be getting offer in my life and all of a sudden it would be withdrawn. Don't know if it spiritual or something else. The first and second company that I experience such with were also big multinational companies
Any experience that happens repeatedly is a cycle and not a good thing in my humble opinion. You might wanna get closer to God as in full blown close to God and the force of faith, prayer and fasting will defeat any force of hell.. I wish you all the best !
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have You Ever Lost A Job Or An Opportunity Because Of Your Personality?. by BarrElChapo(m): 4:05pm On Dec 22, 2020
prizlezzlalasky:
Lol, I had that experience two years ago, went for this cleaning interview at one of the multinationals, the HR manager was a very pretty young lady almost same age range as myself.

She looked at my resume and calmly asked me why I had to settle for the job of a cleaner, without mincing words, I told her my story. She told me that Her concience won't let her give me a cleaning job, she gave me her phone number and asked me to call her later in the evening.

Ladies and gentlemen, my village people struck as my back pack got snatched on my way back from the coy. I tried all I could to get intourch with her but I wasn't allowed into the premises again by the security guys.
Jesus ! And someone will say you don't need to pray & fast when job hunting, so sorry for your loss hope you're in a better situation right now
CelebritiesRe: Ecovangel Buys A House In US (Photos) by BarrElChapo(m): 1:24pm On Dec 22, 2020
na mortgage o, maka peeps wey go dey give themselves heart attack cheesy
BusinessRe: How Were You Able To Start & Grow Your Business To Profitability? by BarrElChapo(m): 11:34am On Dec 22, 2020
huh
RomanceRe: Lady Gets Bone Straight Hair As Birthday Gift From Her Boyfriend, She Goes Gaga by BarrElChapo(m): 11:26am On Dec 22, 2020
How much ?
CrimeRe: Robbers Write A Letter To Ikorodu Community: 'Expect Us On Christmas, Boxing Day by BarrElChapo(m): 11:23pm On Dec 21, 2020
DamnnNiggarr:
with all due respect sir, I would've ignored you but decided to put somethings right,
For every attack in South West, the Yorubas will allege it to Ipob, take for instance the #EndSARS exercise.
Oh my bad. Sorry but the way you said especially that last line one would be misled into thinking you were pinning it on ipob. I apologise
EducationRe: Pictures Only People Who Attended Primary School In Nigeria Will Understand by BarrElChapo(m): 9:32pm On Dec 21, 2020
grin grin
EducationRe: "Who We Sent Vs Who They Returned To Us"- Boy Loses Weight In School (Pix) by BarrElChapo(m): 9:31pm On Dec 21, 2020
hakeem4:
or seniors eating your provisions. I stayed in boarding school throughout my 6 years
Or some parasites you think are your friends sucking you dry only to disappear once the goodies are over..
EducationRe: "Who We Sent Vs Who They Returned To Us"- Boy Loses Weight In School (Pix) by BarrElChapo(m): 9:29pm On Dec 21, 2020
clockwisereport:
Lol

Junior lights out don make this one look malnourished.
You go boarding school true true. Any chance it's a federal government college ?
CrimeRe: Robbers Write A Letter To Ikorodu Community: 'Expect Us On Christmas, Boxing Day by BarrElChapo(m):
DamnnNiggarr:
cheesy

These miscreants vow to finish Lagos,
And make Lagos a living hell for her residents.

I hope it's not Ipob this time.
True talk
RomanceRe: My Baby Mama Wants To Take My Daughter Away From Me by BarrElChapo(m): 4:34pm On Dec 21, 2020
Lmaooo she's right na.. You're co-habitating for the sake of your daughter and you're asking for more. Brother don't go and kill yourself p
FamilyRe: How I Met My Wife: Love Is Real by BarrElChapo(m): 10:16pm On Dec 20, 2020
First laugh already lemme keep reading.

Beautiful story. I wish you & your family loads of love joy & peace.

Lovethaa:
Love is a beautiful thing, I still remember the first time I fell in love, I was 28 years old. I have been dating but have not really experienced Love ..

It was a Tuesday and I saw that babe walking by with her friend. My eyes were locked onto her and my senses flown away.

I was admiring God's beauty in a human. Like a man under a spell I immediately left what I was doing and started pursuing this babe like a lion after a prey..

I don't know where the courage came from but I walked up to them and started vibing with both friends without letting them know who I was into.

She got near her house and told me to go back, so I collected the numbers of both of them. Deleted the friends own immediately and saved my crush. Her name was Bukola.

Then my mumu started .. First I bought mtn card 400 to load so I can call her .. at first she gave me tough time , I'll call in the morning she won't pick , call on the afternoon same thing. Then in the night she would pick and then tell me "sorry I did not see your calls "..

Infact when I knew I was in love was the day she flashed me by mistake, I was hungry as hell that day, and me and my friend was already drawing map on how we are going to spend the last 200naira with me.. i'mmediately I saw that call. Hunger flew away . And because I don't have credit to call her back I quickly used the last 200 to buy card so I can talk to her ...
Only for her to pick and tell me "Pls I'm very sorry you're not who I wanted to call "..
I was disappointed but still want to talk to her then she told me "I'm busy right now , maybe later "...

Omo I received insult from my friend tire that day.. infact that momth was hell .. my friend was so angry with me that he called me woman wrapper..

But still yet I love her the same .
One day I texted her that it's mu birthday and that even if she won't call she should at least text me happy birthday..

After about 2 hours she called me for the first time , wished me happy birthday and ask if I'm celebrating it . I told her m not celebrating but I would be happy if she would follow me to a fancy restaurant..

She agreed..

And it started from there. From tastee fried chicken I took her to ShopRite and we did small shopping..

After that day she started picking my calls and I never stopped showing her how much I love her .. I make sure I always send her Good morning and good night text .. I also make sure every time I buy airtime I buy her own too..

But with everything she told me she's not interested in a relationship..

One day I stopped.. no more calls no more text .. o forced myself to stop talking to her .
After about a week I woke up to a text from her that says "I miss seeing your text messages and missed calls "...

I was happy so I called her back and like a miracle she came to my house that day and we kissed .. the whole skyrocketed from there .. after a while she allowed me into her paradise and I realized she's tear rubber .. long story short we are married now with 2 beautiful kids ...

MODIFIED

Marriage with her was heavenly.. I remember I was working at GTBank when we got married, while she works with a private firm...there was no kids involved yet
.
We were so close that you would mistake us for siblings,,we do have our fight sometimes but anytime it happens. She knows my mumu button And I know hers too.

We eat and bath together... There was this time I traveled for a week.. Before I came back she fell sick cos she's not used to staying without me .
Life is so easy with her .My car is her car .most times I go to work with Uber while she drives ..
When I'm broke we eat what we have no pressure...
..

Pls dear youth Love still exists
FoodRe: The Big Catfish We Caught While In A Canoe by BarrElChapo(m): 10:10pm On Dec 20, 2020
Fresh water this is .... Brown skin fish you skin is just like a pearl cheesy
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Foil Traffic Robbery, Nab Suspected Cultists by BarrElChapo(m): 10:06pm On Dec 20, 2020
Kill them all ! Phyno kill them all

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