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xrayj:
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My brother add this one push am down

Happy Birthday Ma'am. Wishing All the best today and in your life endeavors ! Cheers !

what have they been using ? Sticks & stones ?

Games village ? Was looking to see something like that of Abuja only to see some empty grazing land that miyetti allah could use.

Smartchoiice:
The problem is that people tend to think Mercedes Benz makes only cars like Toyota.... They forget that Marco Polo luxurious buses, trucks which are die hard vehicles and second to none in reliability are also signature makes of Mercedes Benz.


Even Lexus was a pure plagiarism of the Mercedes Benz.

Yes some brands of Mercedes Benz has issues....but true the Toyota Camry muscle is plagued with a factory error of oil consumption that is incurable!! The Camry muscle melting dashboards, the Camry muscle independent acceleration without the input of the driver....

I can go on and on... The Toyota Corolla is no match for the Mercedes Benz W202 C klasse... In any form..the W202 C klasse wins ...
A. Fuel economy tie.
B. Thieves follow the Toyota Corolla
C. Parts replacement is waayyy cheaper on the Mercedes W202...

No, Toyota is not better than Mercedes, and anyone who claims that is delusional.

Finally the Mercedes Benz Maybach is something no Toyota/Lexus can ever compete with in triple lifetimes!!


Mercedes= iPhone
Toyota=Tecno/Infinix

End of discussion.

End of discussion = Honda.

Nooil:
I prefer separate rooms. The joy of knowing you have a quiet room to go back after meeting your husband is heavenly. But then, that's only possible if you're living in a duplex or mansion or house with many rooms.

When you go back with joy to that your room, is to offer thanksgiving for a successful meeting ?

Bukden16:
Yes...
For a Snoring wife, dirty ,untidy, nagging and an unkept wife... I'll say yes a 100 times

How can you even live with a dirty person & or consummate the marriage as husband & wife in the first place. Dirtiness shouldn't even be a reason here.

More Money for Some People

LMAOOOOO

Finchmgh:
Stop this kind of heartless plagiarism.
This question was asked on Quora.

https://www.quora.com/As-a-surgeon-what-is-the-most-dangerous-thing-you-have-found-inside-a-patient

You even went as far as claiming to be a friend to the surgeon that answered the question ... please plagiarize with sense

Its Alpha

pocohantas:
I hereby separate you from the other alfa males. Obviously you can function outside toto affairs.

I hope the rest can learn from you.

Uyi168:
Topics like this can better be appreciated on platforms like quora..

Even though this is true due to the wider coverage but we need it here too cos it would make nairaland more educated and we have enough Professionals here too

doctore212:
Condom and a tube of KY jelly.

She was an 18yr old from Unical. I published the case in British journal.

Doc link please.

Mathiasa:
Sad, RIP. I hope u were innocent sha, if not pls how do we recover our money?

if found complicit then proceedings to recover of the alleged sum stolen can begin against his estate or better still, begin proceedings against his company especially since it adjudged as a legal entity in the eyes of the separate and distinct from its owner(s).

RIP time to face your creator

m140:
I play rough those days ooo, my mum nearly killed me that day, my brother wasn't up to a year old sef

Lordy lord hmmm wasn't he crying ?

HRHQueenPhil:
U need a wake up call.. I visited someone whose leg was just amputated and left very small thigh, this is a big boy who dey drink like fish and felt he did not need to marry. He is looking like a shadow of himself
I don't know what addictions you are fighting but u need to take control of ur life or it will do a number on you. U alone are absolutely responsible for the outcome of ur life.

First thought was this line is from Bishop Oyedepo. looking through your profile I wasn't wrong.

timmilehin:
Nothing Good comes out of Igando Customary Court

LMAOOOOO now this is funny

Vyolet:
They were married for 39years? Sad it turned out this way after such a long time.
I can take either excuses such as abuse and disrespect but sex wouldn't be a reason for him to divorce her at their advance age when he can get it outside and everyone remains happy.

See what this one is saying.
You disgust me.
A 70 year old man patronizing prostitutes sounds good to you right ?
Your moral compass is in an all time low that's if you have any.

Now Buhari wants to totally mess the Judiciary. what's all these reviews upandan. this is actually a big smear on the integrity of the Judiciary. it was never like this.

This government is demonic !

Jeweltz:
Sexy? Not as sexier as me tho

but why is ya face brighter than your feet

LMAOOOOO how long ago did this happen bro ?

Savagedan:
I been caught countless times in the act by Momma, not until local man was fully grown and was in the higher institution already. So had to go home from school Cos I wasn’t feeling good, Cos I won’t go home even for holidays and I needed a very good treatment as it was more than what I imagined. During one of the days of my stay at home, went out as early as possible to do some baking and got enough stash on my way back home. I ate and had to do some updates on the PC then Local man wasn’t thinking straight and things seemed confusing so I needed to reset and come back on track. Local man was tired of having to walk miles down the street before I can bake so I just rolled up a blunt, opened both windows, rolled up the blind, switched on the fan to the highest number and lit up 9-9, closed the door � and used my cloths and towel to block all the outlets ontop and underneath and the side of the door. Local man lit up and started burning trees in my room under my POPS roof, as it wasn’t my first time doing this though, but only during odd times of the day like when Folks and siblings are asleep. The local man was coming back on track and everything seem interesting on the PC and suddenly I heard my name aloud and someone trying to force my door open like an intruder. As my room felt like heaven at that moment I was on cloud 9 I dashed to the door to push back resisting momma from gaining access into the trap room lol. She stared shouting MY HAND OOO MY HAND OOO OWO MI OWO MI, for my mind scam. But her hand was really stuck then I slightly opened it a little for her to take her finger out, and said I’m sorry ma you can’t come in now , she said why that she wants to see me and I said I’m busy right now as I’m naked(you sha won’t bash into my room hearing that I’m fully naked), she left and I treated the room . I had enough air fresheners in my room that on a normal day when she comes into my room she was just curious why a normal person would have that much air fresheners of different brands. Local man went back to the lungu to smoke off all the shit that happened, as I don’t even have to worry even I knew I was caught red handed so when I returned back into my room she came along after a few minutes and was I like YOU KNOW WHEN I HAVE CATTARH I CANT PERCEIVE THINGS WELL BUT I PERCEIVED THIS WELL ENOUGH THAT YOU WERE SMOKING, my gf often tells me that after all my names my folks should have added Linus to my name lol. I denied it ASAP and was like what do you mean by that did you see me doing anything ? Then the story continues O MA LORI LAYA OO( you have a very bold mind) EVEN HAD TO DO IT UNDER MY POPS ROOF WITHOUT HAVING ANY FEAR OF THEM, she continued VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING, ARE YOU REALLY THAT ADDICTED ? then she started referring to other landlord kids in the area that EVEN AS OLD AS LAGBAJA IS HE HAS NEVER DONE THAT OR CANT DO THAT UNDER HIS FATHERS ROOF, OR HAVE YOU EVER SMELT IT COMING FROM THE OTHER COMPUND ? I’m tired of typing and if you wanna know my whole story we can get to know each other more and better as experience is the best teacher, I was spanked only words of advice my fear was that pops mustn’t hear of this even if he’s heard of other incidents lol. No time to cross check pardon my typos as I gotta fix other things I don’t really post I only read comments but this thread got me so I just have to write one of my so many experiences

m140:
Inserting stride of broom in my younger brothers pennis while he was sleep, then I do it to myself too, most times with super glue pins then, the beating pass make dem burn person alive that day.

Guy you don mad ni. what the ffffffff !

Brandonx:
None mine was never around except Saturdays and Sundays. She passed on when I was aged 11.

Sorry about that man. sense you still miss her dearly.

ajl:
The same Ozekhome that will be criticizing federal government on several human right issues. He was also counsel to multiple EFCC suspects. He surely go with the highest bidder.

I was genuinely surprised here honestly but what does local man know ?

Wait Ozekhome is lawyer to FG here ? Same lawyer to Atiku on the election case ? This our profession sha

i'd give this thousand likes bro.

Offpoint:
She did the right thing and I encourage every woman out there whose isn't cheating on her husband to treat them this way if their husbands dįck can't stay home.

If you guys treat men this way, they'll think twice before considering cheating.

Don't kill them, just give them scar they'll live to regret forever.

I can't be your babies factory, after 4 you're getting some sluť a phone and banging her behind my back, I'll chop off your díck while you're asleep.

like I've always said: If a girlfriend cheats on me, I'll gentlemanly walk out of the relationship. But if a wife should make the mistake of banging another man, there's no such thing as FORGIVENESS. I'll carve out your vagina and boobs.
I'm an extremely loyal dude once in a relationship and if my loyalty is betrayed... I become a soulless beast.

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MODIFY
To those quoting me, if you know you can't keep your vaginäs or dícks in one place, don't get married. It's very simple. marriage is a deal and banging outside it is breaking the deal and there are consequences.

If you get tired of our union, walk up to me and let me know... I'll let you go, but if you do otherwise, you face the consequences.

As a guy if you're so either to fûck someone else, get married to her.. simple.

I repeat, if any man or woman you're married to cheat on you by BANGING some else.... leave them a scar.
Let them know you have a greater demon in you, than they do. unleash terror on their genitals.

To those blabbing Attempted murder upandan, going on banging spree is also an attempt to come home and kill me with STDs.

thesicilian:
What I meant is, there are some men (myself inclusive) who are problem solvers, mainly. When you complain to them, or they see a deficiency, the next thing on their mind is solution. They are usually not that big on affection or ''just checking to see how you are doing'' stuff, but they always do their best to take care of things. The moment they lose that ability to be able to help, e.g if they become broke, they tend to become withdrawn and essentially keep to themselves. This doesn't apply to everyone of course, but I know quite a few.

Thank you. I can relate

thesicilian:
When a man of integrity is broke, he distances himself even from those he loves. Is your boyfriend a man of his word? Consider that.

Personally I wouldn't recommend abortion due to the likely complications, and your age. And the fact that it is for someone you truly love. And what if God doesn't bless you with another child later?

My advice is deliver the child and raise him by yourself. Even if he rejects the child, it is yours for you to love.

Kindly help me understand your opening statement. if you will ? thanks

This government is the most useless blood sucking demon fested government ever !