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No, you are not really silly, maybe a pathological liar but def not silly.

190.:
^^
Are u on expired drugs again~

LOLL

chelseabmw:
[size=18pt]U BOYFRIEND IS A LIAR[/size]

She knows already but she's in denial.what a weakling

matiltom_d:
I walked into a store about 13months back to get a pack of condoms. A couple of guys and women were also in the store;the crowd was a bit much. The attendant just screamed 'Aunty,what do you want?". I replied coolly that i needed a pack of of condoms and the whole shop turned back to stare at me! I returned their stare and replied "I guess it's better than buying Postinor 2". Everyone just started laughing, In fact one woman had to tell me that "hey that was bold", But for crying out loud,I'm no kid please,

That line could not not have been delivered better, 

Sagamite,U rly have to chill on this, ok, they MIGHT be over 20 but then sod it,would you prefer it if they were HONESTLY selling pure water. We should be hailing them not degrading them.

This is truly unbelievable + she definitely can not go to jail

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Hah! can't wait for next episode too. [/color]

Same here!! True Blood has got more twists n turns than a barrel of snakes. Lafayette being 'toasted' , The king is gay, Sookie shoots lightning, Eric acting all human, Russell wiped out his Eric's family, Franklin is THE TRUTH but i think Bill is going to kill him

Who d hell is Crystal,

spikedcylinder:
^^^ You are on a looooong thing.

Awww,now dat i'm all curious,u just had to be a spoilsport ,  not cool

blacksta:
What is the name of shop - Please post your picture make i see how thin u dey

Blacksta,u r not seriously considering sum herbal ish, e never reach like that na, + they r usually scams (those chinese shops that cure all ailments under the sun)

Fam,u need 2 hit d gym,

@ Spike,ur turn to upload pic[i], **chanting DO IT,DO IT,DO IT!!***[/i]

I think you misunderstood your folks, they meant that you probably have it good now and if you think there are some areas that you are suffering,you should try and endure

No right thinking parent wants their kids to suffer more, but in a child's mind,he(she) thinks he is suffering the most, when my dad refused to buy Super Nintendo for a whole year after it came out on the premise that I had to improve my grades. I think i hated him with a passion but then it helped (IMHO,jor o)

blacksta:
I was thinking of doing the course but the cost is a hinderance and a quite a number of people have gone via the self study route. My Next plan would be to buy a machine and install the application that is why i was asking for machine specfications. Have you decided on which module to study.

@spike

Liar Liar - Dont worry i soon post my picture - meself be fine boy.

What is fad diet

Yh, but do these people follow through, i'm scared that i wont finish it on self study route but the india route is once and for all. I plan to do SD though i was thinking of HR,the job market has more SD openings to me sha (all this talk abt fxnal background na story),

Spike,dat pic on ur profile is jokes, , whathapun!!

spikedcylinder:
Where you see that one? Na counterfeit.

Na, I did the chilli pepper one for 6 months and I'm still a camel.

Lol @ still a camel, i believe Blacksta,i'm sure you are as fit as hell but then most gals r vain - always want to kill us!!

blacksta:
Ol boy you know me - or you dey follow me for the SAP thread - ol boy i want enter SAP or you be SAP consultant - abeg gist me.

Spike - dont worry i have seen your picture and if thats what you call wo wo then Beycone must be very ugly.

Bros no be so, but i don bookmark that SAP page since last month and i see your last posts for there, me sef get interest die, but i never decide on either to go India (the money 2 much ) or to self study

spikedcylinder:
Leave story. If everyone sees my worworness, my own don finish be that.

Lol. Cheesegrater! Lol.

Seriously though, blacksta, have you tried any of these fad diets?

Kai, hope u havent done the maple syrup diet,

spikedcylinder:
^^^Where picture, bad guy?

Spikey,if u see picture u will know why they call mi Mr Cheesegrater, i just dey joke o but I'm alright still, cant connect my fone to my work PC, sowwy

Blacksta,how far with this SAP thing na,

blacksta:
Ol boy - you dey my area - how now

You wan kill me that - Lakeside ke? If you remove carbs from the Nigerian diet you will have nothing left.

I just dey,mehn, i dey come your area well well, my guys full dat side

But on seroius level,join Fitness First (useless thieves) your weight n waist size is alright, white rice n bread is evil,man.U need to switch diet - oats,brown rice, brown bread + workout 4/5 times a week (very crazy after work!!!). then u go turn bad guy like me

Guy, how u go lose weight with all these carbs in your diet, 

Run round lakeside centre 3 times daily 

Why cant anyone say the obvious, if she's not a V, then I can bet my next pay that this gal is being lashed proper by that the other guy,

I dont even get it when ppl on here criticise a joke

wat goes around comes around remember
tis a lesson nt a joke
tis aint funny

The language doesn't sound like a baby's. Don't you have kids around you? You should have made it look like baby talk. STALE

Hav a lighter approach for christ's sake, the whole thing is even copy and paste.

candylips:
nope am still pissed of with the guy.

Guy, if u well blessed, thank your God, in a bid to leave an unpleasant circumstance,anyone could do that, moreover if she hadnt died,he wouldnt have left her, Ali Baba's own was correct game plan.

^^ nutcase

Missy B:
Thank You! I'll now forward this message to You . . .


So, shut up!!!

Oiiii, there's this little concept i would like to introduce you to, It's called 'A life outside of Nairaland'.I bet it sounds scary but you can do it, Bet ur sorry ass has prolly bookmarked this page ready to trade insults. LOLZ! U really need to overdose quickly!!

Missy B:
Nature must hate this Wande Coal so much.
Ugly face, Fat fool, Talentless and tiny Di[i]c[/i]k.
I'm sure the Lady had no other way of punishing him for not being able to satisfy her, other than taking pics of him while asleep.
E good 4 am!!!

Why the bitterness, are you like soft in the head!! Dude doesnt even know u flipping exist, yet u chattin breeze on here

tosinaded@:
the guy na comedian na. . . . . . lol



chiogo the name na album title. . . . . . . . . . .
for africans and americans

Why bother correcting, if someone has decided to dwell on the title not the music, SMH,

LOOOL, now this is a tricky one,

Ranoscky:
It's funny how some dude's spit's out all the rubbish in their mouth inhere without shame!

@sayso, i dey enjoy u jare. na real Ewu London be that!
@OP, just like i said before on ma previous post, i'v gone thru all this drama dat u'r goin thru now and i know how it hurts but no think'am. the BEST advice among the best is @Denitro's advice, this is what he said. . ."The best solution is for you to give him some space, Sometimes we guys have to taste the bitter to appreciate the sweet. After a while he will come back to himself and realize the errors of his ways, IF NOT, Then he is not the right guy for you, That's all I know!" I think that's the Best amongst all. never mind some guy's that said "it's payback time" I'm a guy also, i know the spirit involving money, it can make someone do an un-do, just like what your BF did. all u gat to do is relax, take it easy, just like the last phrase of @Lagerwhen's post when he said "Take am easy be urself and be supportive, but keep an eye out for better fish in the market." i think he also made a good point there, so just keep your head up. hope is not yet lost. down fall of a (wo)man is not the end of his life. be corrageous to what u are. to me, (somehow) i believe u women are the source of (some) men's success in life. u won't understand but when u travel outside the country, na dia u go know say women na GOD to some men. but after every-every, trust naija (some) naija guys na, dem no go remember the good wey dem (women) do for dem b4, dem go dump your a$$ with sorrow. (Even take more food out of the mouth that fed them when they were nobody) millions of our naija guys wey dey abroad even some wey dey here in NL, most of dem survived thru women. what i'm tryna say is, u'r down but u'r not out yet. there'r stil thousands of men out there wanting to be with u but, while u welcome some admirer, just use that medium to xcercise some patient for your BF, and if he doesn't show up anymore, then carry on with your life, NOTHING DO YOU!!!

U get mouth die, I was thinking the same

candylips:
[size=18pt]AMEN [/size]

U need to allow gals do the usual beefing, jeez! bite me,

Seriously, you are wasting time at it is, after you noticed the first sign of violation, the WHOLE WORLD MUST STOP till you find out out the source of that violation either it is at the daycare centre or at home. Not trying to harsh, but how can u sleep at night knowing someone maybe violating your little kid.
Do not let the girl out of your sight at home,change her school and determine from a quality doctor if anything has been happened. Then u may proceed with the earlier plans of either maiming your husband or the carers at school.