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I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business as usual as a Nigerian

[quote author=I-B.]Beside cocoa house in Dugbe.
Mr Price and film house are also around cocoa house.

But film house should reduce their charges for a movie, N500 on weekends and N1000 in the week. That is too much


Foodco has been in Ibadan for over 6months or more now. One is at Odua complex around best way and the one around I think eleyele.
Kfc also has also opened its two branches, one at Bodija along Awolowo avenue and the other one around dugbe.

The pic below is the foodco at odua complex, don't mind my poor pic.[/quote]6months?
I have been patronizing Foodco at Bodija since the early 90's.

J12: Abacha is now a scapegoat because he's dead. If he only he didn't die, he'd have been living like IBB

Brother- 17,000 likes for you.

toluleke: ARE THIS PETER OKOYE CHILDREN.they r looking cute

No the taller one is his grandson!

Anyone wey dey vex make him jump inside 3rd mainland

ocman: [b]old wine in new bottle, did the taste change? no!![[/b]quote author=PapaBrowne]Aminu Bello Masari-

To think we are told that PDP is the problem of Nigeria. Okay Finally I get it. It is not PDP members that are the problem, it is the name PDP. So we are just changing the name to APC.

Changing the name from PDP to APC is a step forward.

Have you noticed that most of Nigeria's problems begin with the letter 'P'....?

PDP, President, PHCN, Politics, Potholes, Patience Jonathan,Police, Pension Thieves, Power failure, Pipeline vandals, Petroleum Subsidy scam, Probe, Poverty, Propaganda, Panel of endless inquiry, Plateau state, Power Shift...

brotherlyn: Please, pay your tithe to a Bible Believing Church and contribute whatever you have power to contribute. Don't make the mistake of substituting your tithe for OJB's contribution.

God does not need your money to heal him. All He's asking for from you is simple obedience as regards Tithing and in so doing, He'll protect you against any form of devourer including terminal disease.

As in. . . . as it gotten this bad!!!

We are talking of a life here my brother!!!!!

I mean. . . . nah so the thing sweet reach?

This Asian couple was allegedly having wild sex in
the window of their 5th floor apartment and as things
got heated, they lost balance and fell to their deaths.
Two dead, naked Asian bodies in front of the apartment
building – how awesome is that? Looks like the dude took
out street lamp on his way down.

Hopefully they died happy.

Make dem no ban me. Picture dey link!

http://yeyedesmell..com/2013/06/shocking-tragedy-adults-only-shock.html?spref=fb

Nomoreloss...sha no forget to reach out to Razkid and Jazzman Olofin. Dem follo chop from him talent

webcityng: CHRISTIANS ARE NOT BOKOHARAM LIKE YOU MUSLIM.

TELL ALL YOUR ALHAJI TO SUPPORT THE RELIGION NOT BOKOHARAM.

THE MONEY YOU SPEND ON BOKO IS OKAY TO TAKE YOUR RELIGION TO A WELL RESPECTED PLACE.

See reasoning

Comedians just full everywhere!!

Prostitution Industry

What a funny tense.

If you haven’t been aware already, veteran producer OJB Jezreel has been
suffering from a kidney ailment for a while, so much so that he now requires
a kidney transplant. For those that are not familiar with Kidney ailments,
it’s one of the worst things that can happen to your body. Your body cannot
properly expel wastes and these wastes stay in your body thereby reducing your
immune function and making you prone to other diseases.

Now that’s sad, but what’s even sadder is that the procedure is beyond his
financial reach (16 million naira approx $100,000.00), and he has taken to
twitter and social media for fans to help donate for this procedure. With all
the ‘friends’ in the industry that he probably has I’m shocked no one or group
has taken it upon themselves to cover this bill even as a loan. Really it isn’t
too large of an amount if people chip in.

http://www.jaguda.com/2013/06/21/10-reasons-you-should-donate-help-ojb-jezreel/

rozayx5: Shut down abeg,[b] Nigeria's problems did not start today, it started under the nose of these same northern Goons in Agbada, do you expect GEJ to sove 50 years of rot overnight [/b]

We have been saying this since the second coming of Obj and nothing has changed.

There is nothing worse than PDP as far as I know. Given 200 years in government, GEJ and

his co-travellers have no clue on how to move the nation forward but to loot.

olumyde: GBAM! I served in taraba state and i know most ppl there don't consider themselves northerners..

and what do they consider themselves? Easterners?

Dreal1247: The northerners want to make us believe that Nigeria belongs to them. Too late to cry when the head is already off.

Unfortunately it does!

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Orikinla: Whizkid does not charge N2m for campus shows.
So, he must have collected the N500K.
And he also collects N1m for big shows.
Don't mind these local hip hop artistes in Nigeria, because they lie about their fees.

. . . . and build duplexes in highbrows, buy porsche's, bentley's, X6, ranges and rolexes from this same peanuts.

Any showbiz is all about Hype. Ask Rozay!

He knows his worth. With his achievement- N500k is cheap money.

He hustle night and day to get to that level so haters should go ahead and dust their slippers abeg!!

texaco1:
wizkid is a cat
davido looks like a rabbit

Nyanya is a squirrel!!!

I am seated at a local restaurant here at the university town of Nsukka, in Enugu State, Nigeria, drinking a bottle of Fayrouz and listening to the sound of the generator, which is the only source of electricity around here.

I have watched your latest music video. I went through the rigour last night.
It is the video of the song entitled “Don’t Tell Me Nonsense” and it was awfully
disgusting, [/b]the song, I mean. Kaffy and the rest of the dancers didn’t disappoint in the video.

This is bad, I know, using awful and disgusting, in same sentence. But that is what I feel about what I saw.

[b]Brother, D’Banj, a lot has changed since you left your brother
and hustle partner, Ajereh, Michael Collins AKA Don Jazzy. Truth. Your
songs have been nothing but trash.

I wonder if anyone has said anything nice to you since you started making songs outside Don Jazzy. If they have, it must have been for that singular hit song entitled ‘Oliver Twist.’ Kai! That song swept through Nigeria and the rest of the world. You would not believe that the ordinary child on the streets of Nsukka knows the lyrics of that song and the dance steps too.

In Nigeria, there are plenty factors that weigh us down. One is our inability to manage our weaknesses

I see you have been buying yourself expensive jewelleries. The other
day, I saw on Olorisupergal’s blog that you wear a wristwatch worth my
entire family and maybe inheritance. I commend your taste. You are a lucky
and hardworking man.

You deserve it, besides; ‘Oliver Twist’ made marks. It took the Nigerian music to a height that had never been seen in recent times. Its topping charts, downloads, Youtube views and itunes purchases are amongst the few things I can mention.

Dear, D’Banj, Don Jazzy may not be an ideal partner, I bet you, no one is an ideal partner! Perfect couples quarrel and make up. It is the joy of having such union. I believe misunderstanding is part of us, as humans. I will run to the zoo the day I see a union that agrees on almost everything.

Back to your music, I feel Don Jazzy was made to make good music with you. He may not only be your producer, but whatever input, from advice, to production, will go a long way.

Besides, he has been miserable too, without you. I have seen his eyes
in music videos. There is one he did with Tiwa Savage. Ah, Tiwa. She looked
dazzling, while Don Jazzy looked wanting and dispirited.

Tiwa may have a perfect voice but Don Jazzy has not been able to achieve what he did with you.

The other boys, K-Switch, Wande Coal and the goody bag crooner, D’Prince
are unfortunate learners. They must be stark illiterates to have taken sides
when you guys parted. I understand their ignorance.

But my concern here is, if you wish to stay relevant in the sight of Nigerians, making good music, and not caressing a stripper on stage on your birthday, then you have to make amends with Don Jazzy and understand that people argue because they are beneficial to themselves. Only dummies agree on everything.

I think tribalism had a lot to play in your split. It is a sad reality, if I am right. Tribalism will eventually destroy Nigeria. Our young people think they belong to a superior tribe and so make silly comments which sometimes bring about misconception and then crisis. I once had a boss, who is Igbo, who felt my tribe’s men were lazy, just because she came to my state and saw a job and was privileged to be a high ranking staff. I have had people who think those from the north should be gatekeepers and cobblers. Someone called me a militant once in Abuja, at the Sheraton, when he discovered I was from the Niger-Delta. I forgave his gross stupidity. I think we should drink a cup of water when ignorant people say rubbish about our personalities or flaws and relate it to tribe.

You are a great young man, D’Banj. Few people have attained the height you have. I am encouraged to pursue what I am currently pursuing because I know I will triumph. Your likes and that of 2Face Idibia, despite your weaknesses are heroes.

And you must recall that Kanye West met you because he had heard good
stuff from you. When nothing good manifests, he may be forced to give you
a new job description at Good Music, which may be mopping of the floor of
the studio. This evil will not befall you. If you believe it, type amen.

D’Banj, pride is the worst enemy of any man who wishes to last longer anywhere. A drop of arrogance may work, but pride is detrimental. You were called the ‘entertainer’ because you offered entertainment. Today, Inyanya, Kcee, Flavour, Wizkid and Davido are doing better. Imagine Burna-Boy, chai, that boy has some senses oh. His music, even when he is talking nonsense makes you want to sit and listen or dance to it, as the case may be.

The only person that is yet to outshine you is my dearest sister, Tontolet Dike. That girl needs Jesus.

I have to go back to my drink. I paid for it and it is almost missing me.

I enjoy your struggle or hustle, as you may choose to call it. I wish
to hear something profound from you. While awaiting that miracle that only you
can perform, I wish you the very best of life.

Your admirer,

Nwilo bura-Bari Vincent

I don't trust these dudes.

I feel they are trying to bring durella's career back up and hype D'banj's single as well.

The two of the dem know wetin dem dey do. Nah planned action jooor.

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Former Ghana president, Jerry Rawlings, has launched a scathing attack on
the Nigerian government’s anti-corruption record, severely criticizing the
leadership’s failure to punish politicians who steal public funds.

While the Nigerian leadership pays “lip service” to corrupt officials looting
billions, Mr. Rawlings said Monday, it directs its resources at persecuting anti-graft
fighters, and prosecuting petty thieves.

“Corrupt politicians in Nigeria escape punishment. We cannot continue to pay lip
service to the strengthening, empowerment and independent management of our multiple
anti-corruption institutions,” Mr. Rawlings said in a speech at the National Legislative
Institute in Abuja on Monday.

“We live in countries where poor, petty thieves get imprisoned for several years while
businessmen who evade taxes in millions of dollars or politicians who misappropriate
millions of state funds escape punishment.”

Mr. Rawlings is well reputed for his tough stance against official graft. As military
ruler of Ghana, he executed his country’s past leaders, accusing them of corruption.

He said Africa lost at least $38.4 billion and $25 billion in 2008 and 2010 respectively
to illicit financial outflows.

“These inequalities are recopies for retrogression of our democracies and we cannot
allow the negative to continue. As I said earlier a democracy that cannot provide
socio-economic justice cannot be a healthy democracy and will remain vulnerable,” he said.

The former leader’s comment came a week after a spokesperson for President Goodluck
Jonathan, Reuben Abati, said Nigerians should blame the judiciary for the administration’s
poor record on corruption.

In an interview with the Pilot newspaper, Mr. Abati said the administration has done
well tackling official stealing through preemptive measures. He said if the public failed
to notice increased conviction, then it was the fault of the judiciary.

Mr. Rawlings urged Africans to reject henceforth laws allowing the president to choose
their countries’ Chief Justice, to ensure true independence of the judiciary.

“Our institutions are weak because we do not strengthen and protect them adequately in
our constitutions,” he said. “While the legislature can enact laws that empower institutions,
constitutional entrenchment of such provisions would ensure that political parties with majority
control within legislative assemblies do not manipulate the power of these institutions.”

He advised that the appointment should go through a consultative process that the
president will not manipulate.

“Nigeria has made giant strides over the past decade politically but still faces
complicated challenges , which many of you will bear with me has socio-cultural implications
that have been ignored for a significant period,” he said.

He said Africa’s democratic institutions are poorly equipped to offer the best support to government.

“It is embarrassing sometimes to observe our various legislative assemblies struggle
to competently debate issue of serious national concern because members are handicapped
information wise,” he said.


http://premiumtimesng.com/news/138994-jerry-rawlings-slams-nigerian-government-for-allowing-corrupt-politicians-escape-justice.html

Tukur sacks Ameachi & our southern brother Govs follow like Zombie but

he sacks Wamako & d northerners refused.

See why dey rule us?

I remember when me and some of my guys needed a loan to get a multi-millionaira project fixed and we needed cash badly, my so called landlord friends dropped all sorts of stories. My uk returnee cousin that had no dime in his account but drives a N8m SUV , lives in a rented apartment in lekki phase one fixed us up with just a phone call. Funny thing, our helper was just a friend he made in the hood..

For me she is talking thrash - she needs to ugrade her mentallity cos dreams are different, she'l do worse if shez gat the cash. Hater!

blenble: Yes o,atleast,how God understands all language and respects everybody that He will come so low to be like us,just to draw us to Himself!
Not like some other god that cnt speak or understand any other language bt ARAB and to make matter worse,u read it BACKWARD!
What kinda god b dt??

Let me help you out a bit.
Not all arabs are moslems.
The arabic version of the bible is written backward too.

About the kinda God- that I cant say much about.

jibsai: Correct me if am wrong? Am guessing ur new in ibadan and u stay around Agbowo/niser/ajibode that's y uR talkin B.S...so peace nd security physically felt now in oyo state is debatable? Where u dey wen iwo road was a massacre land, berre was overthrown by area boiz(u dare not roll down) molete haaa! Dnt even go there...pls desist from nonsense ur sayin cos ladoja himself won't argue, d guy wanted to buh ofcos he was put there hence he couldn't be free

The place is so neat and well organised with a lot of illegal buildings, stores pulled off to expand the road.

The big round-about that used to be a weed-spot is now full of beautifully laid grass.

Ibadan? In my wildest dream. . . . Just passed through yesterday- For me I am impressed.

Almost all the links are dead. Does anyone have any links to these Sauce?

[quote author=MARK-REN]Well said. I don’t know why we Christians & Muslims alike walk with a ”chip on our shoulders" thinking that our religions are the only true ways. With the way we worship God in this country one cannot reconcile our lack of morals which should be the keystone of any religion. I come from Anambra State and I support this if this will end kidnapping that has made us "run away" from our home towns. I am a christain but I also believe in the ways of our ancestors who were not morally bankrupt like our "modern day born-again christains" who pray for protection & success from GOD before they steal, rob, embezzle, kidnap, cheat, lie, kill, etc……………………………………..[/quote]. . . . and even go as far as bringing him up for elections.

"God is a democrat, he does not support rigging, but if you rig and succeed, that means God approve of it.”

barcanista: Do you think it is easy for a council to Give biscuit to EVERY JS3 students within the council for EVERY EXAM DAY? calculate the cost man and logistics involved. .

OMG!!!!! What a morning!!!

Everybody in my office must see this!!!!!

Koro bawo!!!!!
@OP, This is how Baba Suwe started ooo

Gosh!! You've gat maad talent!!!