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[quote author=wwwkaycom]It is foolhardy to say that Wamako, Sule Lamido, Babangida Aliyu, Kwankwoso, Amaechi and Bukola Saraki are weaklings in PDP, @op, now tell me the support base of Jona if he has lost the core north and south west even before election. Note also that he cannot win in Edo and Rivers, right in his own south south GPZ if elections are conducted right now, you dont seem to know that these so called dissidents are out to allign with APC for a mother of all battles in 2015, you better advise the spin doctors of your paymaster to start restrategising instead of cutting and pasting an unfounded analysis on nairaland, you will be surprised....[/quote]I can't say for any one other individual, Bukola Saraki might be a weakling in PDP

but Kwara State is his personal family property. If he loses control of the state, he is

definitely losing to Belgore, Lai Mohammed and co.

GEJ is the last in the state's mathematics at all.

Toyolad: ..4 wher?,iniesta was d player in laliga wit most assist last season-17 assists....ozil is gud bt chk ur stats again bro

Oga Ade, e bi like say u Sabi pass google be that o.

Go back, read what I wrote and use your Internet. Very simple- It is called copy and paste

La Liga

2010-2011 Lionel Messi- 18, Mesut Özil- 17

2011-2012 Mesut Özil- 17, Lionel Messi- 14

2012-2013 Iniesta- 16. Ozil- 13

Yes boss! He never sleeps, I am excited to follow this.

Subscribing.

De Noble: Who is this person?

That is the truth! His bad advisers have brought more harm than good to him.

GEJ should forget about the south-west.

It's a bad deal

Anniettie ufia: Please ,
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How can i push my post to the front page ?

Double click on your user-name.

bokohalal: Goals and assists for both club and country are below average. I insist that he does not carry any attacking threat anymore.

from the internet. . . . .

2010–11 - He finished the season with 25 assists, the highest for any player in any major European competition that season.

2011–12 - He finished atop the La Liga assists chart,with 17 assists, was on the short-list of 2011–12-year's FIFA Ballon d'Or award and earned nomination for UEFA Best Player in Europe Award, in which he finished 10th, being youngest in Top 10.

2012–13- FinishED the season with 29 assists.

berem: I was at Mile 2 trying to board a bus going to festac town on saturday.along the road where buses pick passengers, i saw some policemen in mufti stopping passersby who are seen carrying bags. There's this particular dude a policeman stopped and showed him his ID. the dude was confused and he was forced into a Volvo car. I peep into the car and i saw 3 other guys inside the Volvo car. They were seriously frightened.I guess this have been happening for long .The policemen force the guys to open their bags for search and ask them for money.

If you're going to festac town from mile 2 and you're with a bag, please avoid that particular road to avoid embarrassment or possible arrest by police.

It's a common sight. They are all over Surulere axis(Ojuelegba, shita, Adeniran ogunsanya) as well as suburbs of Somolu, Bariga.

At Pedro, they even go as far as using Danfo buses with conductors- drive to the bus-stop calling out "palmgrove, palmgrove, etc". The moment people rush in, they'll simply zoom off and drive you straight to Pedro police station. The rest nah story......

I was expecting a press release on Pastor B's issue.

I think CAN should just go and register with INEC.

: “I am scandalised beyond words the impunity that is playing out following the peaceful and orderly conduct of the Offa Local Government rerun poll. As at 12:50 a.m. this morning, the KWASIEC chairman Dr Uthman Ajidagba was telling all the political party agents and representatives who had come from Offa to Ilorin that they should return to KWASIEC office Ilorin at 10 a.m. for official announcement of result. Strangely at 6a.m. on Sunday, Radio Kwara – in a martial manner mimicking military overthrow of civilian regimes – repeatedly announced that the PDP has been declared winner of the rerun poll.

“We take this to be the Radio Kwara, in its characteristic manner, merely acting the script of the party in power in Kwara. We are expecting proper announcement from the umpire, the KWASIEC. What has been announced on Radio Kwara is not known to the law and we take it that KWASIEC will still call us for result announcement. They should come and announce the election result in accordance with the duly signed results that have been given to political parties in Offa.

“Interestingly, by 5:30 p.m, on Saturday duly signed results from all the 12 wards in Offa were already in at the local government collation centre in Offa. The results showed clearly that APC trounced the PDP in 11 of the 12 wards. PDP won only in Igboodun Ward. In all, APC scored 11,526 as against PDP’s 4,668. And while everyone awaited the KWASIEC Returning Officer for the Local Government to officially collate and announce the result, the official was nowhere to be found. Hours after, the police team directed everyone to move to Ilorin following reports that the KWASIEC man was already in Ilorin and was to announce the result there.

“Indeed, the law is very clear about where to collate and announce results for local government elections: it is the council headquarters of the electoral body. The fact that KWASIEC did not allow collation and announcement to take place at the right place is enough reason to smell foul play. That suspicion has now been confirmed beyond reasonable doubt with what is happening!

“It is interesting indeed that KWASIEC purportedly announced the result on Kwara Radio and not even at its headquarters in Ilorin. When did Kwara Radio become the exclusive place to announce results of an election that held in open space across a local council? Why were all other media representatives and party chieftains who were at KWASIEC till daybreak not called to witness the announcement?

“This is one impunity too many. It cannot stand. We shall challenge it in every peaceful and lawful. Like every Nigerian of good conscience, I join the good people of Offa to condemn this atrocious behaviour of the electoral body which has no doubt stripped it of any claim to civility or credibility. Clearly the election was just a mere window-dressing! We cannot continue along this catastrophic path. Not anymore. It is unacceptable.”

Armed security men have taken over Offa town after a different result was announced from Ilorin town.

Violence is a better option to waiting for the courts- the highest bidder will always take the day.

I am being vindicated. We are not ripe for democracy in this nation.

Explain to am for pidgin make him for understand.

[quote author=bashy_demy]. Mind you have you hear about the latest result from Kwara state Offa LG election?[/quote]I was following the update. There are wild celebrations going on there. ACN has finally murdered PDP.

I am interested in developing a simple blog(as beautiful as bellanaija, as

simple as Linda) that will basically be carrying its updates in visuals and audio formats.

I'm open to any budget.

Anyone?

Baby give it to me tonight, tonight; I’m going crazy tonight, tonight; let me be your pastor, yes, your pastor tonight; I want to graze your pasture, your pasture…o ya limpopo, baby baby limpopo, I say make you limpopo…’

‘Chei, these people have played into your hands! I will not hear the last of this matter. ‘

‘Heheheheheeheh! I don laff tire. This is a true case of Laff Wan Burst My Belle LWBMB. I haven’t witnessed a more ludicrous thing in my life, I swear!’

‘I don’t really think it is funny. You and those Naija Twitter people just like making a mountain out of a molehill. Our concern should be about helping a distraught young woman find closure and her self esteem again, not ridiculing her.’

‘Closure? Isn’t that rather late in the day? She should have thought about closure when opening her laps for the man of God daily for a whole week. I am not buying any of this medicine after death business, sorry.’

‘Why are you Nigerians so insistent on slut shaming? He was her pastor; he wielded power over her, and not just ordinary power…spiritual power. He took advantage of her, knowing that she was in a powerless position. We should be talking about his moral degeneration as a man of God, not casting aspersions at the helpless young woman.’

’Ta! Let me hear word jor. What nonsense helplessness? What did she think they were going to do on the open terrace, anointing service? He invited her to sit on his laps under the stars and she accepted. He invited her to kiss him, she accepted, all right under God’s nose on the penthouse terrace. At what point did she become helpless; when he sought permission to remove her bra and pant? An ‘helpless’ young woman, who confessed to have done ‘stuff’ in her life (although not for money, she insists) spends a week in a hotel with a man, has s ex with him daily (multiple rounds, we presume) for a week, without going to her school or place of work (we assume) and you call her helpless? I call her diligent.’

’So you’re saying the pastor did nothing wrong at all? You’re only interested in slut shaming the poor girl?’

’Of course he has betrayed the trust put in him by the church. Of course he has betrayed his wife’s trust. Let his wife deal with him. Let the church deal with him, and let those who find him hypocritical quit his church and say f uck you to his preaching. They wouldn’t die for it and they can find God without his help anyway. But we haven’t seen him writing about how he was tempted by a modern day serpent and fell from grace, have we? Unlike you, I don’t play God. It was s ex between two consenting adults, no more. We have only heard her side of the story; why are we dishing out sentences already? And stop this slut shaming nonsense you’re talking about. She’s not a slut. She shagged her pastor, not a battalion of the Nigerian Army.’

’And that’s all there is to the case, as far as you are concerned, right? I find you morally reprehensible.’

’Thank you, Mrs. Morals. It’s people like you that make nonsense of all the efforts of true feminists over the past half a century. Why can’t she take responsibility for her actions? Why is she playing the silly victim card? Is she a minor? Was she raped? Did he tie a rope to her neck like a goat and dragged her to the church or the hotel? Did he threaten to remove her from the Pastoral Care Unit if she refused his advances? Did you see any form of intimidation? Nonsense. See, here is what happened: She had an affair with her pastor and, perhaps, word got out. Before she’s labeled a slut for having been implanted with a graceful rod while providing pastoral care, she wrote a blog post that contains a largely one-sided story, hoping to appeal to your pity. End of discussion.’

‘She’s trying to find closure after failed attempts with this gigolo of a pastor, don’t you get it?! Do you know what torture she must have gone through, sitting there in the congregation, watching him preach against the things he had done with her? Come on, even you cannot fail to see that this is a desperate young woman trying to find restitution with her God.’

‘B.ullshit. I thought there was a part in the bible where God said he listens to prayers quietly said in the corner of a room, or something like that? That’s where she should have sought restitution with her God, preferably on her knees. At least she would be putting her knees to better use this time. This need to go public is bull crap and you know it.’

‘I shouldn’t be surprised actually. This is a typical reaction from a Nigerian male; it is always the woman’s fault. Forgive me for thinking you were better than this.’

‘Thank you. But I haven’t blamed her for anything, have I? And unlike you, I haven’t insinuated that she’s a slut. Anyway, I am going to invoke the FOI Bill and demand for the juicy details she left out of her sob story.’

’Like what exactly do you want to know?’

‘Like: what’s the sum total of the rounds of s ex they had in that hotel for a week? Was Pastor Bio Bio able to get it up all by himself numerous times daily (if yes, what kind of anointing is responsible for that?) or did he need assistance, say Viagra? How many areas of the suite were employed incoital contorsia cumkuncum during the week: bed/shower/table/chair/floor/wall/wardrobe/burglary proof/ceiling? And what positions; was it missionary all through, seeing that Pastor Bio is a MAN OF GOD? We need to know these things!’

’Shut up!’

’In fact, I am going to book an interview with Pastor Bio tomorrow. I shall publish the interview next week; I want to hear from the horse’s mouth, seeing that it’s likely not only a mouth he shares with a horse.’

‘God in heaven!’

’First of all, go down low…farabale ko gba graceful rod; abi o dayan mo? O mo Pastor Goody Goody? I say go down low, farabale ko gba graceful rod…


By Chris Ihidero
http://thenet.ng/2013/08/chris-ihidero-unedited-implanting-pastoral-care-with-a-graceful-rod/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

jaycee687: my colleagues went back to Nigeria to sit for the Nigerian medical council exam and you can imagine the insult they gave them saying you people coming from abroad.What does that mean? FOOLS

No they are not f.ools.

80percent of them are coming back full of frustration.

I envy these set though, its better late than never.

Same old story. . . .

One of you guys should come up with a fresher one. . .

To ice the cake, his government name might be a "sulaimon" or a "lateef".

"I was a robber", "I was a boko haram", "I used to sleep in coffins", "I am a " stories are getting boring

N1.5B?
People go just name figures sha!!!

Guest must have been served Hippos and elephant meat probably with crude oil as drinks to wash it down.

The wedding gown would be around 100mill too I suppose?

From Towergate to Wonderland, what do you expect from a church that has its roots from beer parlours.

Nonetheless, Hate him or Love him, as for me I always give my props to peops that understand their hustle.

And Biodun does!

RESPECT!!

4 POST in 2 WEEKS and I hit front page 3 times!!!

Unfortunately we label all northerners boko haram om NL so if this is coming from a Sagir Musa- lets just overlook the news.

sucess001: Imagine a yoruba singer singing yoruba and wonderin y americans are not buying his album.

Imagine another person saying the americans are not buying becos they are ntellectually wack.

Mode...if you cant produce a song to communicate with your peeps..then go back to music school...

Make him look ghetto p sef...
The dude don change style

We prefer

Shakaboomboom, nah wetin i see....

Haaba........habatically

Ur grammer.... Nah for ur dictionary

[quote author=p.josh]how sure are you?[/quote]100percent! Talking from experience.

When I badly needed the loan, nobody bought the idea without a collateral.

I recently just picked up loans from Fidelity and Skye bank without collateral- 9 months financial statement/rollover did the magic.

Babzilla: I DONT KNOW WHATS THE BIGGIE
PASTORS DO IT TOO ALONG THE IBADAN-LAGOS EXPRESSWAY.

Internet warriors don't know the pain we experience in the real world.

I spent over 6hours from ikoyi to palmgrove the last time she was in Lagos though I have spent over 10hours between Redeem
and Berger some years back but her own case was easily avoidable.

What's the purpose of all the road blocks, road diversions, soldiers, trigger happy policemen and helicopter.

Why feel so much unsafe? Could be conscience though.

Next time she comes into town, I' l rather just lean back and drink liquor in my neighborhood all day long.

Another productive day wasted.

lalaboi: I would suggest you to contact the banks individually. .

Make sure your Business idea/proposal is well written (ever heard of feasibility study?). Check the web of how to write these and make your ideas and projection very easy to understand.
The other issue will be "collateral" as many have pointed out. Looks towards your parent/family for that.


Honestly, I do think it will be hard for you to get your quoted amount. .

Without the collateral, the banks will not give you a loan except they see and are impressed by what you are doing, not what you intend to do.

No bank will carry that risk.

alienware: the richest peeps we know don't spend this much on exotic mobs, get ur fact before u spew rubbish. Stoned i.m.b.becile.

The richest peeps you know are not celebs, he is in the show business if you know what that means.

Spending 0.5 percent of his hard earned money to enjoy is life shouldn't get you so worked up.

Take it easy mehn

REALLY ON POINT!!!

Hi Olamide,

I am a fan of yours and I have followed your growth from the days with ID Cabasa and the Coded Tunes crew, to your days under Toni Payne‘s management. Parting ways with her was quite risky but I felt it was a move worth making as you needed a fully dedicated management to grow your career. That move paid off and you’re now better off for it.

Pitching your tent with 1805 Entertainment, your immense talent and the void left by Dagrin‘s demise meant only one thing – A top spot for you! I am glad you fit in perfectly. A bolder move to start YBNL Nation and you going ahead to drop your second album on the YBNL Nation/1805 Entertainment imprint was another risky move that still paid off. At that point, I knew the ‘god of music’ was behind you.

Though it wasn’t so surprising to see the street embrace the album cos of it quality street wise content, the rate at which the ‘butties’ accepted you too was alarming. People preached the YBNL gospel and gladly talked about how good the album was. Even my cool friend Fola Alade became an advocate of ‘Razz being the new Cool’, no thanks to you. But while we where enjoying Jale, Street Love, Jesu O kola, Stupid Love, First of All, Ilefo Illuminati amongst other beautiful songs, dear Olamide, you unconsciously killed the album!

Yes, you unfortunately killed it by releasing too many materials not so long after the album dropped and you shifted our attention off the album. To make matters worse, some of these songs were not half as good as the songs on the album and they also were not well promoted, Confession, Tonto Dike, Baddest Nigga That ever liveth, e.t.c. Needless to say that some were also really good, cos some of us still have Turn Up and Durosoke topping our playlists.

Baddo, have you heard of the point of equilibrium? That’s the point when the law of diminishing return sets in. It happens to everything and everyone. In simple terms, it’s the point where you get to the peak, have nothing extra to offer and the drop starts. To some, the drop might not be deep while to some, they would never rise to that point again. Unfortunately, this happens a lot in the music industry. While we agree that you are HOT at this moment and the inspiration is much, brother, please do not wear yourself out. Ma le ara e ni ere.

Truth is when you saturate the market with too many materials, we get tired easily, we don’t pay full attention to them and the songs end up not getting as much love as they should. Keep recording, keep saving them in the cloud and don’t push too many songs within a short period. Let the fans yearn for more, let us savour the goodness of some of what you already have.

On a final note, I love the way your personality is gradually evolving ‘cos building a brand of yourself should be beyond your music. I foresee a near future where corporate brands that want to connect with the streets would come to you, simply because you are the link between the streets and the corporate world. A celebrated grass to grace story. The true voice of the streets.

http://thenet.ng/2013/08/opinion-baddo-lee-easy-does-it/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Papoose is back to the topic with a punchline!!!

"You'll never be a real West Coast artist like Eazy-E/You a f*cking joke, we laughing at you like hee-hee-hee."

"Kendrick, Kanye, and Drake they act feminine/Wear a lotta clothes you usually see women in."

"Good kid, bad city, you know nothing about the trap/On your album cover you sat on another man's lap."

Kendrick Lamar gave Papoose's career a huge boost by letting him grace the Summer Jam stage without even telling the concert's organizers beforehand. It was a bizarre moment for sure, but the Compton rapper said he was just showing Papoose love after Papoose had helped him out years ago. So today, Papoose returned the favor... by dissing the shit out of Kendrick in his response to "Control."

It was a dramatic moment at the Leicester Registry Office when home office investigators suddenly swooped on a couple and put a stop to what they reported to be a sham marriage just minutes before the bride and groom exchanged their vows.

Nigerian Chinedu Amadi arrived at Leicester Registry Office to marry a complete stranger - Hungarian national Szilvia Basco-Porkolab, who donned a traditional white wedding gown for the occasion.

But unknown to them Home Office investigators who were tipped off by a suspicious registrar layed in wait in a side room for the pair to arrive.


Amadi, a Nigerian student was said to have paid £5,000 to an unknown 'fixer' to arrange the bogus wedding with an EU national to allow him to stay in the UK. After their arrest, investigators discovered Basco-Porkolab was involved in an earlier sham marriage to another Nigerian, Ikechukwu Egbe, at Greta Green in May 2011.

Basco-Porkolab, 38, living in Leicester, admitted two counts of conspiracy to breach immigration laws relating to sham marriages, and was jailed for 34 months.
Amadi, 27, of Livingstone Road, Gillingham, admitted a similar count and was jailed for 20 months.
Egbe, 34, of Narborough Road, Leicester, was convicted of one offence of conspiracy, and jailed for 30 months.

A fourth person, Rubin Durgos 39, admitted conspiracy, in the intended sham marriage of Amadi. She was to be the bride, before Basco-Porkolab stepped in at the last minute.
Durgos, a Hungarian, of Forest Road, Coalville, Leicestershire, was jailed for 20 months.

Sentencing at Leicester Crown Court, Judge Philip Head said: 'What you did in your own ways was to cheat all those who loyally and honestly abide by the system.'


Andy Radcliffe, a Home Office inspector, said after the case: 'These were brazen attempts to trample over both the immigration laws and the institution of marriage

'Amadi had such contempt for the law that he felt he could change his bride during the process of organising the wedding and still get away with it. Durgos and Porkolab thought they could marry as often as they liked. They were wrong.

The pictures show the moment the 'couple' were told they had been caught and were arrested.

http://riverajooa..com/2013/08/another-nigerian-student-caught-in-sham.html?spref=fb