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Politics › Re: Spoiler In The Crystal Ball - Political Map Of The SW In 2015 by Beaf(op): 2:23am On Jun 23, 2012
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Koru-koru, the unbalanced one! grin
Meet me intellectually nau! Insults will not win against brains come 2015.

Do you really think that airconditioned bridges and Tawun militants are election winners?
Aside Fashola (with question marks), all ACN governors are failures bro, they energised the air with cries of "progressives," now who believes that tripe anymore?

The empire has fallen, we'll just be picking the pieces in 2015.
Politics › Re: Spoiler In The Crystal Ball - Political Map Of The SW In 2015 by Beaf(op): 2:07am On Jun 23, 2012
PointB: @Op/Topic,

I think based on the underwhelming performance of the governor who took over a year to appoint commissioners, planned to construct road to Lagos state from osun, and laid a foundation stone for a 'chicken shed' in the name of multi million naira market, I forsee Osun state going to the strongest opposition party. Aregberascal is cluelessness personified. What were Osun citizens thinking?
Aregbesola is little short of a basket case. That much became obvious to the keen observer within a few short months.
Osun state is toast in the next election. We will see the back of Aregbesola and ACN in Osun come 2015.

Can you imagine the phucked up pics his official propaganda machine (O-News) has put out as 'evidence of "massive" "dry Season" road construction across Osun state?' Its mind boggling!
Yet Aregbe screamed from the rooftops that the madness on display was in partnership with Julius Berger and funded by a 50billion World Bank pot!
Wonders! shocked
Here is one of those pics again:

https://www.onewsportal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/road-gallery2.jpg
Politics › Re: Spoiler In The Crystal Ball - Political Map Of The SW In 2015 by Beaf(op): 1:57am On Jun 23, 2012
I largely dealt with Aregbe in my last post, but here is Amosun in a spit spraying frenzy for Aregbe's crown:

[size=14pt]Ogun State To Construct Air-conditioned Pedestrian Bridge[/size]

The Ogun State Government on Monday announced its plan to construct the first pedestrian bridge in Abeokuta , the state capital. Governor Ibikunle Amosun says the bridge will be air-conditioned.
The bridge will be built around the famous Ibara roundabout of the ancient town, and is expected to reduce traffic congestion and accidents at the ever busy junction.
Mr. Amosun made the disclosure while commissioning the 2.5km Ibara-Ita-Eko road in Abeokuta which gulped a total of N1.3bn.

http://premiumtimesng.com/news/national/5340-ogun_to_construct_air-conditioned_pedestrian_bridge.html
Damn! shocked
Who wants such a party?
Politics › Re: Spoiler In The Crystal Ball - Political Map Of The SW In 2015 by Beaf(op):
koruji: Cursed of the earth, a.k.a. Beaf.

Don't worry. At the rate PDP is going it will change its name to Boko Haram, and you will still be here claiming Boko Haram will cruise through SS in 2015.

ACN is the future of the SS cool cool cool
Koru-koru, the unbalanced one! grin
Why you come de ves na?
If you think ACN can win across the SS, why not make an intellectual permutation instead of reaching for mud like an NURTW operative?

I'm an intellectual, bro.
Meet me cerebrally, I'm sure even you can come up with something if you only you put in the effort; critical thinking and the ability to marshall arguments are vital skills.

Right now, the SW is bedevilled with ACN's verbal abracadabra, moral voodoo and delivery of nonsense. It is for this reason that PDP will sweep through like a hurricane. Take the many examples of Aregbe's near madness:

Beaf: Another "free farmland" in an elephant reserve story. Aregbesola is full of gas and high stories.
Like I predicted with the "free farmlands," where the farmers got brutalised by Aregbesola's thugs for breaking the law as soon as the camera's were gone; so it will be with the harpless Osun state workers. Those farmers got the most thorough beating they had ever received, they were frightened off Aregbes "free farmlands" with the most vicious helpings of slaps, punches and drop-kicks they had ever witnessed.

Osun states workers have been victims of the many Aregbe experiments; owed two or three months wages through AregbeRASCALs tenure (while awaiting the miraculous dry season); this is yet another expensive experiment on the long suffering people. Its like guinea pigs in a madmans lab, watch out for the real drama in the next couple of months.

All hail RASCALS! grin
It would be comical, if it wasn't so tragic.
Oti o! shocked

There is Aregbesola's penchant for lying that FG projects are his. Take for example his bewildering claim to have bought 40 train coaches for the FG! shocked
That is not all, Aregbesola also claimed an FG micro-turbine research scheme was his and christened it O-Power! Oga o! shocked

There was the grand lie about Osun paying 13th month salaries to long suffering workers over the New Year holidays... Lets not even go there! embarassed

Then of course, there is his plethora of "O's..." O-Yes, O-Meal, O-419...

Guy, give it up, there is no failure like Aregbesola anywhere on the Nigerian landscape.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Must Come To NASS, Reps Insist by Beaf: 1:29am On Jun 23, 2012
Kobojunkie: Um.. . . again, the House CAN SUMMON ANYONE(ANYONE INCLUDES ANYONE EVEN THE PRESIDENT), so says the Constitution. . . . and as long as NO ONE is EXEMPT FROM THAT RULE(THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS APPLIED FOR ANYONE), that mean that the house can summon the president. It is the same even here in the UNITED states.

Please Educate yourself especially since I see you have followers to seem to cling to your words there. IF THE CONSTITUTIONS MAKES NO EXCEPTION, the the rule applies to ALL and SUNDRY.
[size=14pt]When has congress ever summoned the US President, liar?
Thats the question, liar.[/size]
Politics › Re: Kano Lawmakers Reject Amendment To Ramadan Bill by Beaf: 1:26am On Jun 23, 2012
All na free oil money! embarassed
Politics › Re: Habeeb Bama Captured Mastermind Of UN Building Bombing Is Dead! by Beaf: 12:53am On Jun 23, 2012
[quote author=Teefabs ]Hope they are not deceiving us cos northernal can replace him wt anoda person[/quote]The next murderer too will be killed painfully like a dog. cool
Politics › Re: Jonathan Must Come To NASS, Reps Insist by Beaf: 12:49am On Jun 23, 2012
chidexy: @Kobojunkie, can you give instances where your US congress has ever summon their President? I can't seem for find any. Even when they wanted to "invite over" Condolezza Rice, so much trade offs were made behind the scene on what questions she could be asked and for how long she's to appear before them - if they had used the summons or subpoena it wouldn't have worked
Kobojunkie regularly tells fibs and porkies and gets creatively evasive when found out.
You will not get a useful response. cool
Politics › Re: GEJ Sacks NSA Azazi, & Defence Minister Bello Haliru by Beaf: 12:37am On Jun 23, 2012
EPOMA: He has a lot to prove please oooooo, or you don't remember all the fresh air promises before the elections.Allison and Otedola have been proven to be criminals stealing money left right and center in the petroleum industries, A lot of this people in his government which he can not sack. So please i don't player hate, I said the government
He has [b]nothing [/b]to prove to winshes and bigoted mofo's.
Politics › Re: Lawan Sneaks Into House Chambers , Says He Will Be Vindicated by Beaf: 12:27am On Jun 23, 2012
Bellow are the excerpts of Lawan's encounter with the newsmen:

Reporters: Sir, you've not been around for the past three days, where have you been?
Lawan: (Silence)

Reporters: What happened to your voice sir?
Lawan: (Silence)

Reporters: What has the experience been like?
Lawan: (Silence)

Reporters: What is your take on your suspension sir?
Lawan: (Silence)

Reporters: Are you relinquishing your position as the leader of the Integrity Group sir?
Lawan: (Silence)

Reporters: Sir, you are not talking.
Lawan: (Silence)
Gaddem! Okon!! Agbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Oti o! grin grin grin grin grin
The weight of dollars in his cap has welded his mouth tight!

https://i.imgur.com/UPBvj.gif
Politics › Re: Spoiler In The Crystal Ball - Political Map Of The SW In 2015 by Beaf(op): 12:10am On Jun 23, 2012
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Thanks, unbalanced one. But PDP will still cruise through the SS.
Next!
Politics › Re: Spoiler In The Crystal Ball - Political Map Of The SW In 2015 by Beaf(op): 12:05am On Jun 23, 2012
Aside from Fashola, all ACN governors are either ordinary or just plain ridiculous (with the leadership of the "wunderkind" Aregbesola).
Its open season.

Witness Aregbesola's fuckry:

https://www.onewsportal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/road-gallery2.jpg
Politics › Re: Spoiler In The Crystal Ball - Political Map Of The SW In 2015 by Beaf(op): 12:03am On Jun 23, 2012
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I see that you are intellectually disabled, bro. So I'll take pity on you.
All hail NURTW! grin

joeyfire: Its going to be next to impossible for PDP to take the south west. However ACN is unlikely to retain Oyo state. Does anyone remember the legend that no king rules ibadan twice. If u look back at history u can see every democratically elected governor only rules once. Bola Ige, Olunloyo, lam adesina, Akala,...
Both Oyo and Ogun are PDP states in waiting, they only went ACN because of infighting in PDP.
Osun is suffering under Nigeria's own Don Quixote and negus negast, Ogbeni Aregbe; so much so that there are cries for a return to the Oyinlola season. Osun will pless finga for umblera. cool

Of Oyo, Ogun, Osun and Ekiti, it is only Ekiti that is unsure for PDP come 2015.

PDP! Power!!
Politics › Re: GEJ Sacks NSA Azazi, & Defence Minister Bello Haliru by Beaf: 11:53pm On Jun 22, 2012
ballabriggs: Good move Jona, next should be Oronto Douglas and Omokri. You don't need mediocre minds anymore, sack Oronto now.
...And employ ballabriggs, the hungry El-Rufai/Buhari luv'n mofo fast! grin grin grin
What a houseboy!
Politics › Re: GEJ Sacks NSA Azazi, & Defence Minister Bello Haliru by Beaf: 11:48pm On Jun 22, 2012
edicolove: We are going to engage them now. They think they are smart but they are seriously mistaken. We will run them down and out. Watch this space!
I would love to be part of that war.
Politics › Re: The Igbo And Yoruba Relationship - By Niger Delta Congress by Beaf:
dayokanu: M0r0n Does Niger Delta congress write articles? Is there a person called "Niger Delta Congress"?

Is it not individuals like Austin Orette etc who contribute articles to Niger Delta Congress?

E.g Does nairaland write articles? isnt it individuals who write articles on nairaland?
Sir, you are irredeemably daft.
Can you attribute an article posted by an NLer to nairaland? Na wa for fools o!

It is only a fool like you that cannot see that the article you are responding to is titled; "The Igbo And Yoruba Relationship - By Niger Delta Congress"
Need I say more?

Dude, don't you feel bad being so foolish? shocked
Try not to have kids, bruv. Passing those stup!dity genes to another generation will be a serious crime against humanity.

Politics › Re: This Can Only Happen In Naija. (pic) by Beaf: 10:36pm On Jun 22, 2012
[quote author=Beaf!]You are right. In that case, the guy is showing appreciation the 'best' way he can.[/quote]Thats because he is a fool like you, a pathetic, low self-esteemed creature that goes around pretending to be me.
Politics › Re: GEJ Sacks NSA Azazi, & Defence Minister Bello Haliru by Beaf: 10:23pm On Jun 22, 2012
Bontee: I don't really think azazi said boko haram is pdp and people are just misinterpreting what he said.
You are right, bro. He never said so.
What he said is that it was spurred on by PDP's power rotation quarall and spiralled to engulf the entire Northern political class.
Politics › Re: Habeeb Bama Captured Mastermind Of UN Building Bombing Is Dead! by Beaf: 9:18pm On Jun 22, 2012
[quote author=onye_ngbu*]Why would anyone answer a question of cooked up stories from your fellow conspiracy theorists.

People have things to do, you know.[/quote]Don't mind that irritating clown.
Politics › Re: Habeeb Bama Captured Mastermind Of UN Building Bombing Is Dead! by Beaf: 9:17pm On Jun 22, 2012
babseg: Now that he is dead, the next thing for the government is to pay his family #100 million compensation.
His family will get nada.
They won't even get to see the shallow grave his body has been unceremoniously dumped in.
He died from wounds received over the weekend carrying out violence in Damaturu.
Politics › Re: Police Avert Explosion At Fagge Juma'at Mosque, Kano by Beaf: 9:05pm On Jun 22, 2012
fellis: Oya, e don do.
Calm down. this thing happened last year.
Na wa for una, you didn't bother reading OP's post sef before you started raining fire and brimstone.
It happened today.
Politics › Re: GEJ Sacks NSA Azazi, & Defence Minister Bello Haliru by Beaf: 9:01pm On Jun 22, 2012
Billyonaire: Why dont you always speak based on facts, you are known for always using the emboldened to carry on silly insinuations. Use facts.
Shiit rolling scarabs like shymmex find facts too mentally and morally challenging. The guy is a boko haram tool.
Politics › Re: GEJ Sacks NSA Azazi, & Defence Minister Bello Haliru by Beaf: 8:59pm On Jun 22, 2012
shymmex: I have never seen 'naira' in my life, so how the phuck would I land on one, cu.nt face?

Eat a bowl full of dycks, and hop off my nutz. undecided
The fact that you have never been to Nigeria and now admit to having never seen a Naira note in your life simply makes you a fool for attempting to comment on Nigerian issues.

Anyway, watching fools is entertaining.
Politics › Re: Habeeb Bama Captured Mastermind Of UN Building Bombing Is Dead! by Beaf: 8:29pm On Jun 22, 2012
shymmex: Fool, why is US freezing their bank accounts - and how the hell did the backward arse BH open bank accounts in the US in the first place?

The joke is on you, dumbo - if you can't read between the lines...
Your post sounds quite thick, don't you think?
Anyway, I'm fotgetting that you've never been to Nigeria in your life, all you know about the country is from google. embarassed
Politics › Re: Habeeb Bama Captured Mastermind Of UN Building Bombing Is Dead! by Beaf: 8:25pm On Jun 22, 2012
Danka7777: Usually I try not to respond to comments that come no where to the vicinity of reason. However, I will say this to you: Ignorance is truly a disease. It eats up of your ability to reason as a human and clouds your senses from comprehending that which is obvious and commonplace. I have no reason to believe your IQ is below 50, probably in the 20s, and will not resort to replying you; will be a waste of time and effort in futility.

You have a long way to go!
Thank you, Mr boko haram promoter.
Your Habeeb Barma is now deader than a bloody rock. cool

Let me help you with some of my crocodile tears!
Weennnnnnhhhh! Broda Okon come e! Awa boko haram boyz don die again o! JTFuuu! Moooooooooo! Mauuuuuuuuu!!!'

https://gifs.gifbin.com/062010/1277899575_crocodile-tears.gif

https://i.imgur.com/UPBvj.gif
Politics › Re: Habeeb Bama Captured Mastermind Of UN Building Bombing Is Dead! by Beaf: 8:07pm On Jun 22, 2012
shymmex: Thanks, brother..

The funniest thing about the report is that the US said: it froze the bank accounts of BH leaders lol... How did they open bank accounts in the US in the first place?? It seems there is more to BH than the unsophisticated scroungers the media is painting them to be..

But trust Nigerians to read the article, and take in everything their puppet master tells them..

I've always maintained the CIA/MOSSAD/MI6 and powerful Nigerians are behind BH - it isn't really a religious thing, but they use religion to cover their covert operation...
Welcome to all mad conspiracy theorists!
Yaba Left citizens, I salute you! grin grin grin grin

Fools who believe that the CIA is responsible for training Islamic extremists, sharia bigots and all the various religious problems in the North; from Maitatsine to the beheading of Gideon Akaluka. Fools who believe the CIA is responsible for the almajiri disaster, you can't be wrong (but thats exactly why you are fools).

There are enough fools in this World indeed.

All hail fools!

https://www.fuckfrance.com/images/i427/certified_loony_gene.jpg
Politics › Re: Police Avert Explosion At Fagge Juma'at Mosque, Kano by Beaf: 7:45pm On Jun 22, 2012
[quote author=Dudu_Negro]It is time you adopt a correct way of critical analysis.

The man left and never returned. . .
Three men standing outside shouted Allahu Akbar, thinkingthe bomb had gone off. . .

If the man never returned, how was he captured?
If the three were standing outside, then they should see and hear everything that those standing with them witnessed and why were they the only ones who thought bombs went off, amongst multitude bystaqnders?
Allahu Akbar in thiscontext can be interpreteed to mean Grace be to God for bringing it to revelation and averting destruction.

You are just as clueless about Boko modus operandi as your fisherman boss in cowboy hats. Creek creep![/quote]It is interesting how stup!d people come back with more alarming levels of stup!dity each time their mental faultiness is pointed out. This is your original stup!d attention seeking post, which the one above is meant to be in defense of. Aint you a blood loving id!ot? Lol!

[quote author=Dudu_Negro]. . .rotflmao!!!

Jumaat mosque is where Muslims hold service on Friday, similar to Christians holding service in church on Sunday.

1. It is Friday and people are in service
2. The mosque holds a congregation
3. A bomb went off during service.

What do you think will happen to lives?[/quote]Next time, stick to the topic, stop seeking attention. Phucking parasite. grin
Politics › Re: Habeeb Bama Captured Mastermind Of UN Building Bombing Is Dead! by Beaf: 7:23pm On Jun 22, 2012
Danka7777: Another ignorant nescient and asinine Nigerian who doesn't know and understand what it means when the U.S tags a militant group a " terrorist group". When the U.S labels a militant group in a country as a "terrorist group" it means that they now have right and power without UN authorization to send drones to any place in that country and bomb their targets. Now if you have been following the drone attacks in Somalia, Pakistan, Afganistan and Yemen, you should know by now that civilians are being killed also.

For some of us who are very knowledgeable in global affairs, we know all these Boko Haram bombings and threats are a precursor for the invasion of our country. We know these tricks. Is it a coincidence that each time a Boko Haram leader is captured alive, few days later he is killed? This is common sense, the forces behind these Boko Haram menace are within our security system and police force also, and know when to kill them before they spill the beans.

Why we so gullible? Open your eyes people. Think deeply and connect the dots!
[size=14pt]Sorry bro, this what we expect to happen to terrorists that have the unwavering beady eye of Uncle Sam fixated on their rusty dusty arses...
Drone attack! Kabooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!![/size] grin grin grin grin grin

https://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/08/uav_spike_impact2_2.jpg
Politics › Re: Police Avert Explosion At Fagge Juma'at Mosque, Kano by Beaf: 7:14pm On Jun 22, 2012
[quote author=Dudu_Negro]. . . the focus point of your drivel is oil resources. If control of that resource is synonymous with exploitation and enslavement, then who will control it when you, the SS and your bride the SE go together? The controller is the slave master, remember that.[/quote]That is our problem, phucking parasite.
Politics › Re: Police Avert Explosion At Fagge Juma'at Mosque, Kano by Beaf: 7:10pm On Jun 22, 2012
[quote author=Dudu_Negro]. . .rotflmao!!!

Jumaat mosque is where Muslims hold service on Friday, similar to Christians holding service in church on Sunday.

1. It is Friday and people are in service
2. The mosque holds a congregation
3. A bomb went off during service.

What do you think will happen to lives?[/quote]There is good reason why I ignore mental midgets like you.

[size=14pt]Police avert explosion in Kano mosque[/size]
By Kolade Adeyemi 11 minutes ago

…Arrest three

The prompt intervention of the anti-bomb squad drafted from Bompai Police headquarters averted what could have been the most deadly attack in the ancient city of Kano as police arrested three suspected terrorists for planting explosives inside a mosque on Friday.
The suspected terrorists had concealed the high volume Improvised Explosive Device (IED) in a plastic bag and neatly planted it inside the Fagge Mosque which has a capacity of about 15, 000 worshipers.
Speaking on the incident on phone, Kano State Commissioner of Police, Ibrahim K. Idris, confirmed that three people suspected to be terrorists were arrested within the mosque premises.
“The person that planted the explosive came inside the mosque before the prayer time. He concealed the explosive in a plastic can, dropped it, sat down, picked a Qu’ran and pretended to be reciting the Qu’ran.
“After some minutes, he went outside, came in again, sat in the same position and pretended to be reading the Holy Book. After a while, he went outside, abandoned the plastic can and never returned. At this point, the mosque committee suspected the plastic can and alerted the police.
“When the anti-bomb squad arrived the mosque, they brought the plastic can outside, checked the content and discovered it was an explosive; and they immediately detonated it,” he stated.
The olice boss, however, advised residents to be vigilant and report any suspicious movement or strange item dumped anywhere to the police, pointing out that, “people should be very careful even in the mosques and churches.”
“Worshipers should not be allowed to come inside places of worship with strange materials,” Idris advised.
Alhaji Kabiru Isah, who worshiped at the mosque, gave a graphic account of the incident.
“It was by Allah’s grace that we were saved. People were already rushing into the mosque as prayer time was fast approaching when one of the mosque committee members observed a polythene bag abandoned inside the mosque.
“He was so suspicious of the content of the polythene bag; and he immediately raised alarm. The police was informed. At this point, three men outside the mosque who thought the bomb had exploded shouted Allahu Akbar (God is great). They were immediately identified as the masterminds of the evil act and the police arrested them with the help of the worshipers.
“I thank Allah for saving the lives of his servants. It would have been another tragic story; and only God knows what their motive and mission were. I believe they are detractors who simply want to cause confusion and commotion in the state, but Allah exposed them,” Isah told our correspondent.
http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news-update/51270-police-avert-explosion-in-kano-mosque.html
Politics › Re: Police Avert Explosion At Fagge Juma'at Mosque, Kano by Beaf: 7:07pm On Jun 22, 2012
This event marks a turning point in Nigeria. Personally, I'm beginning to lose faith in the whole project; the SE/SS have little to lose from a breakup anyway. In many ways, preserving the entity is merely preserving our slavery and promoting the cruel exploitation of our resources to be wasted in the thieving pockets of the leaders of ungrateful peoples.

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