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Delafruita: i still maintain that jonathan shouldnt have gone to brazil for any reason.however,if he is indeed able to get the brazilians to come and invest,then thats a plus to him.leadership isnt always about doing the seemingly right thing,its about taking steps to make people's lives better even if they dont approve of the process.for those citing boko haram as a hinderance to investment,i hope they realise the bboko haram menace is limited to some states in the north.we have 36 states in this country and each state has investment potentials.mexico has its drugs problems but that hasnt stopped foreign investors.same as colombia,cuba and even zimbabwe.businessmen want to make money and will go anywhere money can be made

I love this post.

The visit which is on the invitation of President Jonathan is to seek Brazilian expertise in the areas of mechanized agriculture, power generation and other sectors that Brazil has comparative advantage over Nigeria.

Cool move GEJ!
Aside from her obvious interest and commitments in our power sector, Brazil is a leader in many fields Nigeria might be interested in, especially ethanol production. ALL [/b]Brazilian cars run on a mixture of ethanol and petrol; the is [b]NO car in todays Brazil that runs on 100% petrol. They have corn for ethanol production, we have cassava which produces high grade ethanol. So why not?

Brazil is also a World leader in the production of beef, they could show us a thing or two about how not to walk cows from Sokoto to Warri and make millions. They have one of the most advanced agri-industrial technological bases in the World and would make much better partners than most other countries. It could be a match made in heaven.

Go GEJ!
Fresh Air!

[quote author=c.fours]who cares.
most of you already have your mind made up from day 1 about hausa people so much that even if you saw a picture of an hausa man smiling at an ibo, you will point to it as evidence for sinister behavior. na today?

carry on. but come tomorrow, 3 of your onitsha family members will relocate to Kano and Yobe in search of 'greener pastures'
what a comical people.[/quote]Bro, nobody has any hatred for Hausa people; its just your personal smallness crying out.
One question, sir. Do you think boko haram is a pride? Cos thats the undercurrent I'm getting from you.

noiseless: Nice one beaf.

Thanks, bro. Full appreciation to you for initiating the idea.

GAR3TH: In order to make any state or LG productive you first have to get rid of the ones that dont work. If your leg dies and is unusable the doctor will cut it off because it is pointless and will only drag you back. That is the same thing with the states and LGAs. Nigeria has created so many states and LGAs that many of them have become a liability and are just pointless.

Nigeria's main problem is not really corruption but rather the larger unnecessary size of government. We currently have 6 LGAs governing an area in which 1 single lga can do with ease. so the budget that should be going to one large LGAs is now divided up and given to 6 LGAs. Mind you that means 6 times the salaries paid because each new LGA has to have a chairman, ministers, commissioners etc. Thats also means less money for roads, schools, etcs and why LGAs today practically do nothing. All because we have divided LGAs up so much that all they can do with the little funds they have left is pay salaries.

Its because of the large number of pointless governments in nigeria that we dont have the money to do simple things like build roads. I say we should reduce the number states and LGAs from 36 and 774 to a more reasonable amount that will not choke up our nations budget with pointless recurrent expenditures and government positions. Does nigeria really need 36 states and 774 LGAs? didn't nigeria progress when we had less states?

You can talk about corruption and accountability all you want but it does not fix the fact that many LGAs have 90% recurrent expenditures and some states have 60% plus. Why? Because many off them are cancers that suck they nations budget dry with their pointless political positions/governments. I believe i gave this example in another forum, if you own a business and you know you only need 5 workers why would you hire 20 workers? So why should nigeria have 36 states and 774 LGAs when in the past we had 12 states and ~200 LGAs with no problem.

You have a point about the bureaucracy swallowing up needed funds. It would surely help to have fewer LG's, however, we have what we have and it would be difficult, even impossible to reverse the current LG number.

More than anything, if all LG's were industrialised, then their number would be of no consequence. The aim of this thread is to seek the feasibility of galvanising grassroots support to demand accountability and development. There is not a single Nigerian LG that cannot be productive, all we need is some degree of creativity that will make them see the current anormaly of Abuja funding as seed funds to start them off on the entreprenueral journey.

The long and short is that our LG's should be run like businesses that must generate profit. That is what happens all over the World and Nigerians are not less capable. It is just that we do not care whether our LG's and state govts function, so long as we get a pittance on our tables. Thats a bad place to be for able bodied people.

^
c.fours actually had quite a civilised post and only went back to edit it to that crap, because he loves boko haram (who he hates is obvious).

Gbawe: Gbam !!! "Ogbeni Ekiti" is always found wanting "when the chips are down" or frolicking , very unusually, with his divisive pals who denigrate and demonize his claimed origin yet, hypocritically, his most toxic bile is reserved for the poster who[b] deliberately[/b] refrains from ethnic rancour yet speaks , consistently, only to defend his ethnic group, Nation and Countrymen when the "chips are down".

Characters like Jmaine do not understand that sincerity of purpose cannot be bought in a market. It is what keeps some doing the same thing successfully , to universal praise, for decades while others cannot even manage such for a day because of serious innate flaws and character deficiencies.

How can a man with grey hairs sticking out of his geriatric anus reduce politics to ethnicity? How is it possible for anyone with a single civilised fibre in their being to refer to an individual as a bastard simply because he does not support ACN. What are we to expect on the streets from your type? Killer gangs, knee breakers and ethnic enforcers?

Phuck ACN! It is not an ethnic group, but a mushroom political party of NURTW types; a gathering of unprincipled men, scum and bigots. It is a wannabe Nazi/fascist setup where thugs thrive, led by a drug baron.

It is this same primitive outlook on life that makes you boko harams NL cheerleader.

Adegite warned: “The people of this country must ensure that this does degenerate into the situation like that of Afghanistan, Somalia and Mali now. [b]We are too sophisticated [/b]for that and therefore, we must stop the drift and arrest it.”

Words of a fool. Sophisticated people do not blow kids up.
What is really wrong with those who use the phrase, "we are too sophisticated" in Nigeria? Are they sick in the mind?

This pic displays very vividly, the grassroots support boko haram enjoys in some communities.
I wonder if it was taken in Yobe or Borno? It certainly couldn't have been taken in Kano where the people routinely grass the murdering bastards.

I wonder why some cannot simply engage their brains.
All hail NURTW!

Guy's, the matter is simple. I've made my permutations intelligently, try to emulate me instead of coming across like people who would proudly fight in public when faced with matters of a cerebral nature.
Thank you.

Please, do not tinks that I is gloating (I is! ).

Blah blah! And the usual excuses and tosh for the "real" British driver! More blah and wonderful blah!
Then the bomb!...

With the standard set-ups for Button and Hamilton apparently having deviated away from each other, the support between the two garages is very limited - so McLaren now appears to be looking to steer a more collaborative direction.

By pooling resources between the two garages in Valencia this weekend, they hope to get a more converged car set-up that performs well for both drivers.

This could provide significant benefit — as it effectively doubles the amount of time the team has to work towards set-up on the Friday — but it needs both sides of the garage to be happy to take a steer from each other's findings.

It's generally recognised that McLaren has the best car on the grid — but with only one driver on form, they risk throwing away the potential of a strong constructors' crown.

If Hamilton and his engineers can be convinced to help Button recover for the good of the team, then McLaren could rise to the top as the season heads towards a crucial point.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/will-gray/gray-matter-hamilton-help-button-132622565.html

What this means in English:
1. Prior to this, Lewis engineers had already been handed over to Jenson, now Lewis brain is about to be handed to Jenson too. The innocent sounding phrase "pooling resources" simply means Lewis feedback would be used to set up Jensons car.
2. Despite Jensons boast that this years car was designed to suit him, Lewis has done a better job with it.
3. Jenson might begin copying Lewis's driving style.

What I wouldn't like to see would be further contrived nonsense, like McLaren telling Lewis to save fuel when there was no need to, and telling him Button wouldn't pass him if he did, like happened in the 2010 Turkish grand prix. Lewis had was told that Jenson too had been ordered to save fuel, but it was a lie. Jenson passed him.
http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2010/06/04/mclaren-told-hamilton-button-wouldnt-pass-him-during-the-turkish-grand-prix/

I'll keep it simple and sweet.

2014
Aregbesola loses his bid for a second term to the PDP due to his gross underperformance. This leads to a domino effect in which Tinubu's defacto number two engaes in a furious legal battle, while the many opponents and enemies he has garnered with his quixotisms and megalomania sieze the opportunity to unleash volleys of poisoned arrows.
The fallout from that lose could prove epic.

2015
Creaking at the seams from the loss of Osun, ACN loses its regional potency and its alliance plans with CPC fray and unravel.
The emotional chasms caused by the choosing of candidates in Ogun and Oyo take as much a toll as the non-performance of their governors (airconditioned footbridges and all). It is well known that the PDP only lost both these states due to internal warfare; even with several PDP men squaring it out using proxy political platforms, the results were still menacingly close. Think what the new found unity of the SW PDP would acheive.
Summary - Ogun and Oyo fall to the PDP with Ekiti not far behind.

Final result:
Osun - PDP
Oyo - PDP
Ogun - PDP
Ekiti - PDP?

There is one proviso in all these permutations. If Edo state falls to the PDP, then give up, 2015 will see ACN go the way of AD.

God preserve you, bro. Stay strong.

Eziachi: Can you name one bakery that use cassava in Nigeria?
I bet you buy cassava bread every morning before exporting to others. Jamaican invented and enjoyed reggae music first before exporting it to the world. I am off to Jamaica for a wedding this Sept, give me the name of the Jamaican cassava bread/biscuit that you mentioned and I will check it out or even here in Brixton.

Try bammy (Jamaican) or try this Chinese cassava treat: Walkers Sensations Oriental Crackers Peking Spare Rib (its pure cassava).
Also, next time you sit in a Chinese restaurant, feeling cool and "above cassava," while eating prawn crackers in Brixton (or wherever), know that[b] you are eating cassava[/b], which the Chinese (like the Jamaicans) are not ashamed of.

Bruv, your low self-esteem is Nigeria's developmental burden. Self pride fuels development, so as it is, you really are not much use to the country's match forwards. That is why you are here, supporting lies.

freshmoney: What will an unlearned PDP blood-guzzling sycophant like you offer Nigeria, other than spewing a sheer,utter bunkum in support of his looting pay-master?! You reek of a complete stupidity!

Agbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Choi!
Broda Okon come e!

See Engrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriissssssssssssssssssss when fit kill al qaeda!

https://i.imgur.com/UPBvj.gif

This is what Saharah Reporters is best known for; lies, photoshoping and "news" for the highest bidder (Buhari, El-Rufai, Tinubu):

Rewind...

Beaf: Very few things can destroy credibility as outright forgeries like below:

https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/324341_SaharaReportersFakePicture_jpg69a0b6e4ad1c8831fa731bd73bb022d2

[img]http://saharareporters.com/photo/photonews-jonathans-declaration-when-jonathan-women-met-goodluck-men[/img]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/324341_SaharaReportersFakePicture_jpg69a0b6e4ad1c8831fa731bd73bb022d2

Please allow me take some time off to weep bitterly for you, bruv :

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnza7aMOgb1qkpp5h.gif

[size=21pt]Shame.[/size]

freshmoney: None of your rendered postulates outweighs the Saharareporters'. Until then, keep your bemused brain shut and take a deep plunge into the alligators-filled lake!

Lol! Which kain Enggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrisssss be dis?
See this mumu talking as if yams are boiling in his mouth. Guy you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo daft! Lolzzz!

[quote author=Yeske!]Na wah o,see derailment! From GEJ's entourage to cassava bread and biscuit.[/quote]We found the delegate story to be a lie by the desperate. I believe cassava is a much better topic. Lol!

--Beaf quietly chews cassava bread... waits to circumcise bellabrigs with cutlass--

Akainzo: I am getting lost here, can you PLEASE HELP me!

You posted a biscuit that was purportedly made from cassava, OYB posted the ingredients of the same biscuit where the manufacturer clearly stated that it is made from Wheat Flour and NOT cassava. And your response is that diatribe you posted above!

Can you at least accept that you goofed, then search for any other product made from cassava and probably post that one. You can call Maku if you need assistance on this.

Wrong brand. My bad.

Rewind...

Beaf: Very few things can destroy credibility as outright forgeries like below:

https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/324341_SaharaReportersFakePicture_jpg69a0b6e4ad1c8831fa731bd73bb022d2

[img]http://saharareporters.com/photo/photonews-jonathans-declaration-when-jonathan-women-met-goodluck-men[/img]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/324341_SaharaReportersFakePicture_jpg69a0b6e4ad1c8831fa731bd73bb022d2

Please allow me take some time off to weep bitterly for you, bruv :

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnza7aMOgb1qkpp5h.gif

ballabriggs: Sowore, a young man like you is the publisher of Sahara Reporters. What do you do for a living apart from being a professional butt licker? You would end miserably I can assure you.

Here is the young man.....

Sowore swagger joor

What is your fascination with other peoples lives? Are you that hungry?
Stop pretending that you know me (not that it would lift your sorry life out of the gutter).

Bro, why are you Buhari/El-Rufai lot so desperate?
Why do you lie so much?
Why boko haram?

Akainzo: I thought you would respond to this post below showing clearly that the biscuit is made from wheat flour and not Cassava as you claimed!

Why tell yet more lies, because you loathe yourself?
Jamaicans take huge pride in the number of foods they make out of cassava and which they do not hesitate to export, because they are not afflicted with your tragic low self-esteem.

freshmoney: It's a pity you are this myopic and narrow-minded! Many invention around the country. I have food-making factories home and abroad; I started this with my hard-earned money, not with loan or Government aid- I see myself a lucky chap. Interestingly, millions of other Nigerians better me in entrepreneurial excellence; but unlike Jamaica, where is the government support? United Kingdom, an exemplary case-study, gives out loan to her citizens for education, health-care and others with a infinitesimal or no interest. Aside bank that will shove interest-killing loans down your throat, any viable support from GEJ's-FRESH AIR government? Don't tell me about the failed project he conducted a while back, cuz that was being benefited by who-knows-who!

So, it is GEJ's fault that there is a history of no lack of support for inventors? Even if your morals and IQ are low enough to accept such trash, would that be reason to take every opportunity to lie? Why do you people lie so shamelessly? Why are your desperation levels so high that you employ boko haram and take innocent lives? Why?

Like your words, this thread is based on a lie.

GEJ has told you to go grow cassava, rice, millet and cocao, but like the awuf luv'n hater you are; you are your unfortunate set of friends are here laughing at cassava, while manufacturing lies. It is a pity.

ballabriggs: Only Chavs like you would go to TESCO or ASDA and buy that your nonsense, you and your Oga can shove into that place. When there are better biscuits to buy.

Not everyone is a liar, fraud and thief like you and Ibori. So, you can make fun of the price of the biscuit, fact remains that it will make our rural farmers rich when they key into it.

Dude, puuuuuuuuuulease! How does it feel like to be a shiit roller like you?

Babzilla: No I PITY U. Ure the one that is pathetic You have been made the laughingstock of this forum that U still speak shows how foolish you are and I dont consider it prudent to indulge your st'upidity with an answer.

Can anyone imagine a dimwit talking about a much more intelligent soul being a laughing stock?
Oturugbeke! World done hend!

Just entertain us a lil more with your claim that in other countries Presidents are responsible for inventing things, while the populace sip from the awuf oil bottle.

Dude, you are amazing!

[quote author=Chyz*]By cassava biscuits on the streets in U.S. lol. Now I know u are a damn liar. Look, you can possibily buy cassava "biscuit" in an international market, if you are lucky. It is definitely rare for such thing here.

The problem with the whole cassava bread thingy is that he tried to require(force) every bread manufacturer in Nigeria to add cassava as an ingredient. That was such an retarded move. Like, who does that? Lol[/quote]You are a retar'ded, low self-esteemed fool. You can buy them freely in both the UK, the US and across Europe.
Jamaicans are not self-haters like many of you and have proudly exported cassava to the streets of the West where it is bought and consumed.

Its hard to deal with so many damn id!ots who do not know that it is self pride that drives development.

https://www.uncommoncaribbean.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/water3.jpg

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/Crackers/Excelsior_Genuine_Jamaican_Water_Crackers_300g.html

Rewind...

Beaf: Very few things can destroy credibility as outright forgeries like below:

https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/324341_SaharaReportersFakePicture_jpg69a0b6e4ad1c8831fa731bd73bb022d2

[img]http://saharareporters.com/photo/photonews-jonathans-declaration-when-jonathan-women-met-goodluck-men[/img]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/324341_SaharaReportersFakePicture_jpg69a0b6e4ad1c8831fa731bd73bb022d2

Please allow me take some time off to weep bitterly for you, bruv :

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnza7aMOgb1qkpp5h.gif

freshmoney: Your phrase, as if you are an English language architect? GEJ's propagandist spewing all sorts of hocus pocus. Revolution is looming, and it would be relaxing seeing your behind bars. Nigerians are getting more shrewd. PDP total debacle is looming; and you are one of those insatiable ghouls that will be wiped off the entire earth surface.

Yes, ayam hia to knock sense through ya left ear until ya natural stup!dity pops out of ya hairy, scary arse.
Bow down and worship.

ballabriggs: Here is Wole Soyinka a Nobel Laureate on Sahara TV. Die if you want to die, Sahara Reporters would continue to grow. They don't need the opinion of Chavs like you an so [size=16pt]BORE OFF YOU WAN.KER!!![/size]

What a donkey! Is Wole Soyinka lying like you? Is he a boko haram luv'n, scary eyed mofo like you? Does he sound hungry and jealous like you?
You shiit rolling scarabs find the need to lie constantly, cos your Buhari and his evil imp, El-Rufai lost the elections. The blood of the innocent youth corpers failed to satiate your desperation. Dude, answer these pertinent questions:

How do you feel as a fraud, liar and boko haram lover? Why do you lie so much, bro? Why are you so desperate? Why do you sound so jealous?

Anyways, lemme take more time out to cry for you. I really wanna weep bitterly for the pathetic, lying sod in you:

Weennnnnnhhhh! Mama come o! Broda don de lie again o! Moooooooooo! Mauuuuuuuuu!!!'

https://gifs.gifbin.com/062010/1277899575_crocodile-tears.gif

https://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/oprah_laughing_animated_gif.gif

ballabriggs: Unfortunately for a chav like Reno Omokri, the lowest of the low, they would never grant you an interview no matter how hard you suck your Oga Oronto.

Lie as you like, I am not Reno Omokri.
How do you feel as a fraud, liar and boko haram lover? Why do you lie so much, bro? Why are you so desperate? Why do you sound so jealous?

Loser.

ballabriggs: I laugh at the desperate attempt to bring down the credibility of Sahara Reporters. They have no credibility yet Abati, Metuh and Maku begged to be interviewed. Keep fooling yourselves, Sahara Reporters would continue to give you people nightmares. No amount of blackmail from known 'chavs' would erode Omoyele Sowore and Sahara Reporters' credibility.

Very few things can destroy credibility as outright forgeries like below:

https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/324341_SaharaReportersFakePicture_jpg69a0b6e4ad1c8831fa731bd73bb022d2

[img]http://saharareporters.com/photo/photonews-jonathans-declaration-when-jonathan-women-met-goodluck-men[/img]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/324341_SaharaReportersFakePicture_jpg69a0b6e4ad1c8831fa731bd73bb022d2

Please allow me take some time off to weep bitterly for you, bruv :

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnza7aMOgb1qkpp5h.gif

freshmoney: As for you crunch-muncher, keep looking over your shoulders cuz when the revolution kicks off, there won't be any enclave/subterranean for you to hide!

"crunch-muncher?"
Don't try to copy my phrases bro, your brain is too weak and your battery is too tired.

When the "revolution" kicks off, I'll be the one erdicating your desperate, lying, fraudulent, boko haramic, mud munching, bottom dwelling, grass gripping, dusty arsed, gutter crewsing, yellow eyed kind.

Baby monkey.

Babzilla: The dumb ni99a went to brazil with his cronies and I heard he went to advertise his cassava bread there. Now I dont know whats with that f00l and cassava bread one would think it (the Cassava bread) contains the cure for cancer. While his mates in other countries are inventing useful stuff and sponsoring scientific /technological breakthroughs this clown is an advocate for cassava bread. That is the most important thing in his life. well this is how we do in Africa while the whole world is advancing, we're busy bickering and advocating for cassava bread.

I pity you, bro. What Presidents are inventing things?
You see what being an awuf luv'n phuck can do to you? You suddenly fail to realise that IT IS YOUR JOB to invent and make your LG and village useful to the country.

As for your unfortunate quips about cassava, its just a sign of a horrible inferiority complex. Cassava seems "local" to you only because it is not imported from Europe or America. I'm sure you don't even know that you can buy cassava buscuits on the streets in the US and UK; it is exported there by Jamaicans (who are only 3 million in population) who do not share your inferiority complex (the reason why reggae is a Worldwide brand and juju music is not).