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[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=495020.msg6583169#msg6583169 date=1281992386]I like this law. But you know what they say, action speaks louder than words. Teach me master jk jk[/quote]The intercontinental ballistic missile is primed and ready. . .My strongly manly arms are reaching to hold you close. . . Croon you to pleasures unknown. ![]() For you Ileke, I'll be a great teacher. ![]() EzeUche22:--Straight left, knocks the lights out of Ezeuche-- |
naijaking1:What do you expect when our leaders don't know better? [flash=480,385] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_eHbzBZPnA?fs=1&hl=en_GB[/flash] Hon. Wale Alausa, representing Ijebu-Ode State Constituency
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[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=496947.msg6583153#msg6583153 date=1281992150]either beaf or becomrich[/quote]Enh? See your teeth like guguru! Have you forgotten Ikeyman00? ![]() |
[size=14pt]Why The US Favours Jonathan For 2011 (Continued)[/size] Oil diplomacy The world total energy demand is expected to climb by about 50 per cent by the end of 2030. This expected rise is driven by the emergence of Brazil, China and India as new industrial powers accounting for more than 40 per cent of the global energy demand. The US is equally worried that interest oil will face increased threatens at the supply source by the aggressive oil diplomacy of China which is active in Sudan, Chad, Angola as well as Nigeria. Access to affordable energy source is essential to sustain business development in US and keep people in employment in its economy that is making sluggish recovery from the recession of 2009. This means a stable global political economy is import especially from Nigeria which controls substantial oil and other maritime resources in the Gulf of Guinea which America regards as the alternative supply source from the highly unpredictable Middle East. Prof. Kayode Soremekun of the Political Science Dept, Covenant University Ota, Ogun State told Vanguard that interest of the United States in who emerges as the next president of Nigeria is in line with its position as a global power which studies “situational realities and align its interest with forces that can best protect such interests at any given time, especially as it affects its multinational oil companies. “The US had a defined interest in having access to resources like oil and to that extent it will seek to ensure stability that will allow its multinational companies in the oil sector to thrive; and to the extent that Nigeria after 50 years of independence has no so clearly defined interest. It will have to rely on extra African powers to define its political and economic interest. “Nigeria is a sub imperial power that has remained a toddler at 50, hence it must go through this phase where external powers will continue to shape its political destiny. “Oil is a global energy commodity which is the life wire of industrial economy, and the global nature of the world economy has created a situation where it has become necessary to pay greater attention to events at the supply source of the commodity. Said Soremekun” Oil Industry experts are quick to warn that the continued rise in oil prices would upset the global economy, consequently the United States has shown considerable interest in oil supplies from the relatively secured Gulf of Guinea, where Nigeria is a major player. The Middle East remains a source of concern as the US leads the global anti terror war and sanctions on Iran over its nuclear programme. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2010/08/10/why-us-favours-jonathan-for-2011/ |
[size=14pt]Why US favours Jonathan for 2011[/size] Cover Stories Aug 10, 2010 Share | By Hugo Odiogor, Deputy Political Editor LAGOS — As President Goodluck Jonathan prepares to visit the United States of America next month for the United Nations General Assembly, Vanguard can reveal that the America’s determination to secure its interest in the global energy war is the strongest motive for Washington’s preference for the candidacy of Dr. Goodluck Johathan in the 2011 presidential election. While Nigerian political actors across the geopolitical divide are bogged down with argument on power shift, informed diplomatic source told Vanguard at the weekend that America’s energy security interest in Nigeria and the Gulf of Guinea is the key edge that Jonathan has over all those that have so far shown interest in the Presidency in the 2011 polls. Apart from President Jonathan, other known aspirants to the Presidential seat are Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, Gen. Ibrahim Babangida, Otunba Dele Mommodu and Alhaji Ibrahim Shekerau. Among the listed aspirants, some of them lack the experience at national politics, especially at the presidential level. Those that occupied the office as military leaders from 1983 to 1993 have issues concerning mismanagement of public funds and abuse of human rights which does not say well of the country in the area of public auditing of leaders in a fast changing global environment. Informed diplomatic contacts told Vanguard in Lagos that Washington was involved in a high level oil diplomacy aimed at securing its energy interest in Nigeria especially in the Gulf of Guinea. The country is engaged in extensive diplomatic consultations at home and abroad to ensure that it stays on top of the situation in Nigeria. Meddling in domestic affairs The country has been using its former diplomats to penetrate into those areas that its serving envoys would not enter to avoid being accused of meddling in the domestic affairs of the African country but at the same time it has been making top level consultations through their officials of state. Former US Ambassador to Nigeria, Mr. Walter Carrington, was in Nigeria last month on a private visit with his Edo State-born wife, Dr. Arese. Nigeria’s Foreign Affairs Minister, Mr. Odein Ajumogobia met with his United States counterpart, Mrs. Hillary Clinton in Washington last week in what diplomatic watchers regard as smoothening the path of Jonathan in the international arena. The President has another opportunity to up the ante when he meets with world leaders in New York next month at the UN General Assembly gathering. “These are solid credentials that are so tempting for any politician that is already in office to ignore, especially if there are constitutional lee ways to exploit. I think the political class should be wise enough to put their bet on a horse that has the potentials to win. That is how to play the game, it is not by sowing seeds of discord and mayhem which will be of no benefit to them and the country,” said the source. The United States through its diplomats has stated that it will continue its investment in the oil sector and to that extent, the country is interested in consistency and continuity in policies and stability in the polity. Nigeria’s ambassador to the US, Chief A. Adefuye who is saddled with organising the next month visit, has been making contacts with key sectors of the US sectors and investors that will meet with the Nigerian leader in New York. A strong delegation of Nigerians in the Diaspora has been programmed to meet with the President and drum up support for a possible 2011 contest. The US scale of preference The source told Vanguard that “the United States will not go beyond providing technical and logistic support to the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, to organise a credible and acceptable election but we expect that Nigerians should elect a leader who will, among other things, show commitment to reforms, consistency in policies and stability in the polity. “It is important to elect a leader who has the intellectual capacity to understand the complex global energy demand in the 21st century. This will be a person who could win the confidence of the oil host communities and promote regional security especially in the Gulf of Guinea. “The success of the amnesty programme in Niger-Delta, tackling the internal insecurity challenges and global war against terrorism, maintaining the anti-corruption campaign in the public sector and ensuring stability and security in the oil supply source are critical to national and international development for Nigeria at this moment. “The focus of US oil diplomacy also entails having a measure of policy stability especially in seeing the completion of reforms embarked on in the oil sector of which Jonathan is part of the Yar’ Adua administration that embarked on the much awaited programme to restructure and reorganise the Oil and Gas industry instituted, financial and commercial policy and legislative reforms, especially in the Nigerian Content Bill, restructuring the Downstream Gas Bill now called the Petroleum Industry Bill, PIB. Jonathan and global energy war The global war is between the United States, China and India on one hand and the unstable supply source in the Middle East and Africa. The battle is on who controls the supply source. At stake is the $16 trillion investment in global development of oil production and distribution between 2011 to 2030 in anticipation rise in energy demand which the US-based International Energy Agency, IEA, puts at 35 per cent. The IEA believes that for Nigeria to remain relevant in the global energy equation, it must be part of the global community. The report of IEA available to Vanguard states that about $16 trillion will be spent on infrastructure and facilities to produce and deliver energy, transport fuels and refined products from producing countries to consuming countries. United States Secretary of State, Mrs. Hillary Clinton, told his Nigerian counterpart, Mr. Odein Ajumogobia, last week that the United States remained committed to future investment in the oil sector in Nigeria where its multinational companies are fully involved in the extraction of hydrocarbons in the volatile Niger Delta. The US Government wants a leader who can see the full implementation of the amnesty programme to bring about peace in the oil rich region. The United States has been working on boosting its sourcing oil from the relatively peaceful Gulf of Guinea which has in recent times become troubled by militancy and piracy even when the African Command, Africom, a volunteer military alliance put together by Washington to respond to security emergency in African, became operational in 2008. At the height of the militancy crisis in the Niger Delta, Nigeria’s production level fell from 2.2 million bpd to about 1.2 millionbpd which contributed to the steep rise in the global crude oil price to $147 per barrel in the last quarter of 2008. Vanguard learnt the recent massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico was an issue in the US oil diplomatic moves in the Gulf of Guinea where Nigeria is a major player. It is expected that by the year 2030, the global energy need will be 35 per cent higher than the levels it were in 2003. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2010/08/10/why-us-favours-jonathan-for-2011/ Continued |
Okafors second law; "It is better to for a man to bang babes than for him to have an arsehole the size of a headlamp." - Okafors laws of wisdom 1977, Chapter 3, page 101 ![]() |
Mbeki:Those marabouts are 100 times more dangerous than Ibori if you don't know. In 9ja, fear of jass is the begining of wisdom! |
Gbawe:And what is "our intrinsically unique National situation"? Is it not the desire by some for backwardness, so they can sit atop the people with their ill gotten wealth? The reality, is that for the first time, there are very serious and workable plans to diversify the Nigerian economy, but folk like you are asking "what's the hurry". Shame. |
[quote author=@labiyemmy link=topic=498116.msg6582797#msg6582797 date=1281987111]^^^^^Gbawe The above looks like a script written against OBJ, Yar Adua and now Jonathan. OH - OBJ cannot fight corruption - he is using EFCC to fight his enemies oh - Yar Adua is slow on fighting corruption oh - Jonathan himself is corrupt- so he cant fight corruption oh- Jonathan is not strong, his wife beats him and slaps him with a cooking pot oh Jonathan is slow and not the good leader we thought him to be oh - its 100days and we havent seen what Jonathan has done oh - OBJ is rulling us and not Jonathan oh- Jonathan is a thief, a love-vendor and a love-peddler, he cant rule us oh, Jonathan is this, he is that- oh Jonathan killed Yar Adua to become President na wa- what wont people write just because they are jobless?[/quote]Gbawe is funny, especially when you realise that he is rooting for a party run by someone who was convicted in the US for involvement with drugs. These dudes are just reciting imaginary stuff, while the real rot is in their very backyard. "Holy" Gbawe , instead of making up stories, when are you gonna catch Tinubu, your party leader? www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6 |
ferari90:Now, this what I call a daft contribution. It is the equivalent of throwing abuse at passers by without reason. Very agricultural contribution. |
Dawgpound:Another line. . . ". . .Every durty man dem ha fi get flat! Get flat!" You know the meaning of durty man? www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6 |
Dawgpound:". . .Every chi chi man dem ha fi get flat! Get flat!" www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6 |
kcjazz:Chei! You go take laf wound pesin o! ![]() |
wise son:Shame on you! Jonathan was governor of Bayelsa state for just 1 year 4 months plus. Why are you scrambling to over stretch credulity? It is thoroughly disingenuous. Following along the same weird lines of the original article, you feel that you can somehow hang the crimes of Alams on Jonathan. By any length, that is an incredible stretch. You are against Jonathan having served under Alams, but what do you say about Fashola having served under Tinubu? Has it stopped Fashola from being the performer he is? Of course the answer is no. It seems you are looking for a politician to drop from the sky, like some holy myth. Its never gonna happen. You have no understanding of the Nigerian political landscape, otherwise, you would realise that it is impossible for anybody to rise without serving one of the corrupt masters whose nests are now being decimated. You rise through the ranks and when you get there, you clear the nest; a good example is the fact that you now have constant fuel at low cost, fuel scarcity is gone; how many butts and vampires do you realise have been very quietly kicked in that sector? |
kcjazz:Thank you. Your post is very reasonable and balanced. The $23b is for 3 new refineries. It has nothing to do with power plants, you've got it mixed up. With the 3 new refineries, you get thousands of jobs. But most importantly, it would save the nation $10 billion in annual fuel imports. The $10 billion saved from unnecessary fuel imports would build a whopping 10,000 "waste recycling plants in Aba" at N150m each. . . How about that? ![]() And once your son hits 17 / 18, you better buy him the beer! ![]() |
^ You are running rings around yourself. There is no wisdom in quoting from a discredited and hate filled article. It is not hidden that Daily Trust is the most tribalist, right wing piece of editorial trash. It is a paper that is openly racist to anything Southern Nigerian, why should sensible people use it as a basis for their arguments (except they secretly hold the same beliefs)? This is from the same article, expressing disgust and hatred for Igbo people. It really isn't a piece of journalism to be quoted. It isn't even journalism, it is something from the gutter; Last week, the Senate dissolved its Communications Committee. This followed revelations that the Committee chairman Senator Sylvester Anyanwu, had forged the signatures of committee members and security report used to clear the new candidate for EVC of NCC, Eugene Juwah. Curiously the candidate was still cleared despite the forgery! Those who hurriedly cleared Eugene Juwah to become EVC knew that he was one of those who took MTS Wireless to the mortuary; a record they don’t want interrogated! In truth, NCC is a house of absurdities! [size=14pt]ONLY IBO people have EVER been chief executives of NCC since inception in 1992: Ogbonnaya Iromantu, Emmanuel Nnnana, Mrs. Tina Nwachukwu, Ernest Ndukwe and now Juwah! The dirty manoeuvrings which led to Eugene Juwah’s emergence[/size] reached the highest levels of the presidency. One of the reasons for the desperacy is the 2011 elections. NCC is expected to funnel funds into the PDP’s campaign and Jonathan’s; it is therefore important to ensure that the “proper” candidate heads NCC. There is also the “small matter” of [size=14pt]keeping NCC under control of the “anointed” ethnic group[/size]. That was why Bashir Gwandu was not given a look-in despite his eminent qualification for the job: [size=14pt]he is not from the “owner ethnic group” of the NCC![/size]Shame. |
[color=#660000][size=14pt]This from the home page of Dubai's sovereign wealth fund;[/size][/color] Investment Corporation of Dubai is the investment arm of The Government of Dubai. Throughout our existence we have nurtured the growth and development of Dubai. We have achieved this through strategic investments in companies that have global excellence and that have defined the industrial, retail and financial landscape of Dubai.http://www.icd.gov.ae/ Which person on Earth thinks Dubai has got it wrong? ![]() They were affected by the downturn, but they are already developed and are weathering it just fine. Nigeria has nothing to show for our oil money, despite being the Worlds number 8 producer. So a guy sits down to do something about it and the Gbawe's begin barking at him. ![]() |
Gbawe:This is a very sad joke. What do you as a person understand the Sovereign Wealth Fund (SWF) to be? Do you mean the average slowpoke can write an article and you would sit down to accept the morons views as authoritative? Thats downright shameful Gbawe! ![]() Why don't you go find out the immensely powerful vehicle the Sovereign Wealth Fund is? We sit here all the time critising Nigeria for not doing anything with our oil money. But here is a guy that is creating all the instruments (legal and procedural) for our oil money to be a vehicle for investment abroad and locally, guarded by iron laws. Just a few benefits; [list] [li]Nigeria will be able to build assets, eg refineries in foreign lands[/li] [li]Nigeria will be able to compete in international financial markets[/li] [li]Nigeria will be able to go after and purchase lucrative foreign businesses, just as the Arabs do[/li] [li]Nigeria will have a modern vehicle to invest and industrialise with our oil money like Dubai is doing[/li] [/list] Lets not be blinded by ignorance. . . .What was your complaint again? ![]() |
monkeyleg:We have dissenting views; but for adults, respect is a mutual thing. Be warned. Your arguments are pointless and emotional. About the $23 billion for 3 refineries, what do you mean it is "someone else?" $23 billion is several times bigger than $150 million by my math, so why isn't this righteous cry of poverty being raised, if not for ulterior motives? IBB will be laughing with your arguments. |
Crude Oil:The INEC is independent of govt (Independent Electoral Commission). Jonathan cannot interfere in INEC business, to begin fine tuning its budget; that is really left to the legislature. The moment the President begins to meddle in INEC affairs, voices will be rightly raised about INEC's independence. It is a legal situation. |
[size=21pt] Re-emphasis.[/size] [quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=497818.msg6580279#msg6580279 date=1281958585]@Gbawe and others Jonathan has proposed the set up of a Sovereign wealth fund. .$1billion of this money was withdrawn for that purpose Now this $20billion u talk of is from 2007 till now. . well the blame rests on yaradua,and the world financial crises. However even if u look at it. . its about $6billion a yr shared btw the 36states and FCT in 3.5yrs So go to the states and ask them what they did with it. . Am sure states like Lagos,Akwa ibom and co have done well with the dough other Governors might have done poorly. . . . I dont buy this arguement of waste,because to start with,the ECA has no basis in law The states can rightfully demand that the money is theirs and they even took OBJ to court Now this is why Jonathan has made the SWF a priority,to be backed by law that way in the future,no-one can withdraw money anyhow so tell me again what the problem is?[/quote] |
IBB recently oiled the hands of some editors with a cool 10 million each to publish tripe such as this. . . And as usual, Gbawe falls head first for it. Shame! ![]() |
Rejigging gas supply. . . [size=14pt]Septa Energy to Invest $1 Billion in Domestic Gas Project[/size]http://allafrica.com/stories/printable/201007210082.html |
Brilliant article. Very witty. |
[size=14pt]ONGOING CONCERN: Babangida for president [/size] By Tolu Ogunlesi “I, Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida, do solemnly swear that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to the Federal Republic of Nigeria, ”, Prepare to hear those words come May 29, 2011. For Ibrahim Babangida is a serious man. As things stand he is the most serious of all the candidates we have at the moment; the only one making campaign promises. His campaign website quotes him as saying that “he will run the office of president if voted in for only four years and then work towards the emergence of a South-Easterner to succeed him in 2015.” Nuhu Ribadu and Donald Duke are busy churning out admittedly inspiring speeches, but do not seem to know what (else) they want. Jonathan, when he manages to look up from Facebooking, and from Googling “Boeing or Falcon?”, says nothing. Atiku - Atiku who? Last week a video appeared on YouTube. In it Babangida, charming as ever, asking Nigerians to connect with him on www.VoteIBB.org. “Hi. My name is Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida. I welcome you to VoteIBB.org. Through VoteIBB.org I intend to hear all shades of opinion, and in return offer stock of new ideas based on experience, knowledge and deep reflection on the state of our nation.” For that category of Nigerians liable to wonder what kind of medical contraption YouTube is, Babangida took his message to the newspaper pages: “My Dear Compatriots, Together We Can Make It.” (At least he didn’t say “Fellow Nigerians.”) Following is a long love letter to Nigerians. “, all my life I have built bridges of understanding across our great nation,” he reminds us. [I hope Banky-D and OGD, veteran architects of Bridges of Misunderstanding, are listening]. IBB offers us his C.V. It is radically different from the version that has been circulating since August 1993: “My military discipline, knowledge of the country, democratization over the years, astute leadership endowments, amiability and nation-wide acceptance - are veritable testimonials for my qualification to becoming an elected president of our great nation.” Instantly I can tell you that Goodluck Jonathan lacks at least three of those qualities. And that’s not even an exhaustive listing of Babangida’s endowments - the statesman did not mention his newfound love for Facebooking. It is not amiable Babangida all the way though. Pouting IBB shows his face too. “I am fully aware of the ferocious and acrimonious misrepresentation and sometime outright distortion of my character and general contributions towards the greatness of our country, Some of our compatriots who would prefer rumour mongering to concrete policy debates design most of such political mudsling and unsubstantiated impressions.” IBB is tired of Nigerians being unreasonable; of our penchant for building castles in the rumoursphere. Hours after the video went up, it is said that the Babangida team, overwhelmed by the hostile reception, had to scramble to disable the ‘comments’ section. IBB indeed has a right to be irritated. He has threatened to go to court. A Facebook message to “Injunctionista” Peter Odili is all he needs; soon he’ll be brandishing an injunction perpetually restraining Nigerians from disliking him. A certain “Agatha Benson” captures it brilliantly on IBB’s Facebook page: “How can someone hate IBB. Unless someone with less IQ.” Our irrational hatred is certainly to blame for his recent embargo on certain questions from journalists. As it turns out, that’s his first “decree” in at least 17 years. I hope Nigerians find it in them to forgive that momentary descent into ‘dictatorship’; for to err is human, But honestly, does anyone think that the hatred the name Babangida inspires is potent enough to stop him from becoming president? Why not let’s be gentlemanly and reason with the man, just as he’s asked us to do? If you’re a member of the Anti-IBB movement, and had five minutes with him, what would you tell him? Start ranting about June 12 and SAP and the rest? Me I will first tell him that I admire his tenacity - a quality of his that many young Nigerians would do well to emulate. And then I’d try to convince him that he has had his chance; that the only oath he should be seeking to swear at this time is this: “I, Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida, do solemnly swear that I shall learn to live with my legacy, just like Tony Blair and George Bush. I shall also sit down to write my memoirs to the best of my ability, ” And if he insists on proving that he is now a new-improved IBB, he should go and start his own country. ISLAND FOR SALE signs abound in the Caribbean. Broke Greece or Iceland could do with a bid. IBB can afford it. Concluding his newspaper love letter, IBB issued a heartfelt plea: “Kindly remember me in your prayers, ” You bet we do Sir: “Father Lord Almighty, every plan of Maradona to score a second goal, annul it like June 12! Execute it like Vatsa! Impoverish it like the Masses! Proscribe it like Newswatch!” And all the people said Amen, forgetting that it was ONE MAN ONE VOTE the doctor prescribed - not ONE MAN ONE AMEN. http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Opinion/5607256-184/ongoing_concern____.csp |
[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=495665.msg6577931#msg6577931 date=1281898119]Was her 'jiggly' worth his ministerial job?[/quote]Yes of course! A man like that would always have indiscretions and another of his indiscretions would have brought him down in time anyway. With this one, he only loses a job he would have always lost, but he gets Nothando and her lovely jiggly's as compensation! Lesson: if you have to sin, sin properly! ![]() |
monkeyleg:It was to expand the presidential fleet, there aren't enough planes. The amount was included in the 2010 budget. As I said ear;ier, it pales compared with $23 billion for 3 new refineries and $3.5 billion for a new electricity super grid. So why not scream about the billions, why bother about the millions? Something is wrong with your position. It is also very important to note that the planes belong to Nigeria, not Jonathan. |
mbulela:This man, you de crase o! Which one be Bayelsa water na? ![]() We need someone like Jonathan who knows where the shoe pinches to start the task of pointing the Nigerian ship in the right direction. It is a task that will take many years, because the corridors of power are crammed with sharks and beasts of prey. It will take time and tact, but it is not impossible. |
doyin13:No, you are wrong. I only post out of what I truly believe, call me a man of conviction. ![]() |
monkeyleg:I actually think Jonathans spending is in order. Everybody is querying $150 million for planes, while they forget about $23 billion for 3 new refineries and $3.5 billion for a new electricity super grid. Its all about shouting fire where none exists. IBB will be laughing. |
mikeansy:Dude, you got that right! All my pals are strong willed guy's that can hold a robust argument. It makes the beer sweeter. ![]() I don't yet have a candidate, but I am strongly tilted in GEJ's direction from his actions on the ground. As for Donald Duke, he made a mistake declaring this year as an independent and is already fading away, if declares again in four years time, he would look like the latest joke; regardless of his youth, polish and competence. His candidature is not practical. |
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