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I believe they chose ladies because they are women and are considered weak and easy to handle. For the part that says 'ladies leave keys on ignition' I believe most men will also be quilty of that. If I am driving and suddenly some dude come hit my bumper I will definitely react in so many ways and that include (may be) leaving my keys on the ignition. It is called reflex action. But mehm what a smart way of stealing. |
The beauty of archives. Abati is a shameless dog. |
pheyikemi: u r very si.lly 4saying dat, y r u sooo rude? If u joke wiv ur parents I donot joke wiv mine. If u could comprehend english well my definition did nt include married female/male. Even a daft person knws marriage does not equal to prostitution. Moreova my parents were married and are still married. My belief is : itz only in marriage sex is legal. So fink well b4 u talk abt oda pple's parent. Charity they say begins frm home, if u can talk abt oda pple's parent, I wonder hw u talk to ur parents @ home. Cheers!^ You are right. The guy didnt pay attention to "sleeping around" mentioned in your post. But you mentioned only "pleasure" in your post. What about monetary or material gains? I guess definition of pro.stitution cannot be complete without mentioning those. Cheers |
Who is Okupe? |
PDP is never a southern party, it was founded and nursed by people of northern extraction. Stop associating CPC, ANC etc with the northern (and of course Boho Harem supporter's party) and PDP a southern party simply because Retardeen is the head and he is from south.Stop fooling yourselves please. Obasanjo was pitied by the north and voted in (fact) and he eventually brought in the Retardeen as stooch. Why are you sooo afraid of these northern illiterates and cattle keepers? Why? Answer to your question is very simple! Every sane person knows that there are REAL Boko Harem (the Islamist) and the FAKE Boko Harem which is controlled by PDP for political gains. Which of the 2 above are you referring to in your question? |
Where is your source? Are you a learner? @post How many more are suppose to die before "unmasking" these "goats"? or is it "ghosts"? |
Boko Harem Go fvck your behinds. We are going with JTF on this one. Why do you hide your fugly faces in the videos? By daring to reveal his face on youtube, your leader Shekau is running around hiding like a rat. |
This is old. |
What will happen if more than one person stares at the phone, blinking and all? Will that not confuse the poor phone? |
I am Commentless |
^ Where is the source of this lie? |
thelastPope: Hahahahahaha! You guys have been exposed! Give it up! It isn't really new to many of us. We have known for years. Even before 1999.You knew this before 1999? What have you done or intend to do about it? Is four years not long enough for you to have collected back these oil blocks and hand back to your brothers? Dimwit! |
Why is this not on front page? |
Pleep's reasons are based on what is happening currently. He has more points please. Most girls of nowadays got disvirgined before even entering the universities. Nowadays girls dont get disvirgined from r'ape etc but by willingly given it to their boyfriends. The fact is: What a girl of 14yrs knows and will do in 2013 a girl of 25yrs in the 1960s and 1970s never know of. |
Wow!! |
I am commentless. Smart and educated south being feasted on by cattle rearing mallams. What a pity. |
What a pity. How can these smart and educated folks with PhDs etc be taken for a looong ride by these cattle rearing mallams??. While you were busy reading your books and worshipping whiteman's gods, these mallams are distributing among themselves your socalled wealth. |
There are Boko Harem members in GEJ's cabinet he said that himself, in the police, SSS, military etc. so he shouldnt be too relaxed anything can happen. GEJ is just like a helpless chicken, whenever they want to slaughter him they will just put their hand in the cage and pull him out like a fowl. Boko harem is a monster created by Yar'Adua, hijacked and nursed by GEJ and his PDP cronies. Abacha was killed by his friends and confidants. Nigeria is a good action film, we are watching. |
My small Lion. I love lions
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Damn! - Nani DOESN'T know that the guy was coming because ALL his attention was on the BALL. If the Ref had just issued the red card immediately I would have said it was a reflex (which ofcourse he will regret later). That guy waited for atleast 70secs before issuing the red. Nobody in that match expected a red card at that moment beside the refree. You could even see the surprise on the faces of RealMad players. May be yellow but definitely NOT a red. That Ref is a biatch! |
[quote author=sharp_shap]No be small thing O! Thank God for you![/quote]^ This your moniker na wa o. Sure say no be u rob these guys? |
A lady once narrated that she has conceived 4 times from being intimate with a spirit. This she was told by her 'spiritual doctor' who usually abode the pregnancies. He always sleeps with her before the 'abortion' takes place. Talk about being gullible, naive and stupitt! |
Nigeria will only disintegrate in your dreams. You are born in Nigeria just like your grandparents. Your children and grantchildren will be born in Nigeria. Stop being a lazy azz Make good use of your time/life, you have no control over what happened in the past and what will happen tomorrow. |
See them.. bunch of rogues. |
Yeah right! I was actually about to pullover beside his van when i saw the bulldog aiming at him before pulling the trigger. |
Retardeen must look for his balls and borrow a leaf from these soon-to-be leaders. After Maiduguri they will be flying to Mali for a good-job handshake to our troops. |
Mad Cow: That former Prostitute made 500 thousand US Dollars for a 45mins appearance (complete with first class return ticket and Hotel acomodation wey she no sleep inside).^ Haba Mad Cow. |
Wow! What can I say? They might be right sha.. considering the way our women value this Brazilian $hit. Generator, Airconditioner, DSTV, all these was to keep this Brazilian students in our almighty University of Lagos. Meanwhile we Nigerian citizens are to make do with whatever is given to us or go to hell. Boko Harem please we beg you please start kidnapping and shooting our corrupt leaders and their families. |
@Onye, you seems to know much about printers. Do u work in a business centre? @Post Printing/photocopying from an InkJet (all in one) printer will consume the same ink. The poster was very smart about the way he handled it. If the attendant had used a bigger copier instead that wouldn't have been a case. Cheers |
I am surprised most people don't understand the OPs problem. It is NOT the pain of the menses he is talking about. There is what is called Post-mentrual syndrome - this tends to make women behave differently from their normal self. They react to situations differently not like when they not experiencing their periods. |
Was that not the same girl who showered and danced n.aked on a national television called BigBrother Africa? National Icon indeed! |
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