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CrimeRe: We Hid Stolen Cars In Church – Suspects by Beaf1: 10:14am On Mar 14, 2013
I believe they chose ladies because they are women and are considered weak and easy to handle. For the part that says 'ladies leave keys on ignition' I believe most men will also be quilty of that.

If I am driving and suddenly some dude come hit my bumper I will definitely react in so many ways and that include (may be) leaving my keys on the ignition. It is called reflex action.

But mehm what a smart way of stealing.
PoliticsRe: What Abati Wrote About Alamiyeseigha In 2005 by Beaf1: 11:40am On Mar 13, 2013
The beauty of archives.

Abati is a shameless dog.
RomanceRe: What Is The Definition Of A Prostitute? by Beaf1: 11:04am On Mar 13, 2013
pheyikemi: u r very si.lly 4saying dat, y r u sooo rude? If u joke wiv ur parents I donot joke wiv mine. If u could comprehend english well my definition did nt include married female/male. Even a daft person knws marriage does not equal to prostitution. Moreova my parents were married and are still married. My belief is : itz only in marriage sex is legal. So fink well b4 u talk abt oda pple's parent. Charity they say begins frm home, if u can talk abt oda pple's parent, I wonder hw u talk to ur parents @ home. Cheers!
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You are right. The guy didnt pay attention to "sleeping around" mentioned in your post. But you mentioned only "pleasure" in your post. What about monetary or material gains? I guess definition of pro.stitution cannot be complete without mentioning those. Cheers
PoliticsRe: APC Governor’s Visit To Borno ‘foolish Bravery’ – Okupe by Beaf1: 10:20am On Mar 13, 2013
Who is Okupe?
PoliticsRe: Who Are Those In Support Of Boko Aram? by Beaf1: 10:05am On Mar 13, 2013
PDP is never a southern party, it was founded and nursed by people of northern extraction. Stop associating CPC, ANC etc with the northern (and of course Boho Harem supporter's party) and PDP a southern party simply because Retardeen is the head and he is from south.Stop fooling yourselves please.

Obasanjo was pitied by the north and voted in (fact) and he eventually brought in the Retardeen as stooch.

Why are you sooo afraid of these northern illiterates and cattle keepers? Why?

Answer to your question is very simple!

Every sane person knows that there are REAL Boko Harem (the Islamist) and the FAKE Boko Harem which is controlled by PDP for political gains.

Which of the 2 above are you referring to in your question?
PoliticsRe: Borno State Governor Says It Is His Responsibility To Unmask The Boko Haram Sect by Beaf1: 11:53am On Mar 12, 2013
Where is your source? Are you a learner?

@post
How many more are suppose to die before "unmasking" these "goats"? or is it "ghosts"?
PoliticsRe: JTF Didn’t Kill 52 Of Our Member – Bokoharam by Beaf1: 10:56am On Mar 12, 2013
Boko Harem Go fvck your behinds. We are going with JTF on this one.
Why do you hide your fugly faces in the videos? By daring to reveal his face on youtube, your leader Shekau is running around hiding like a rat.
HealthRe: Nano-particles & Bee Venom Can Kill HIV – New Study by Beaf1: 3:37pm On Mar 11, 2013
This is old.
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S4 With Eye-Controlled Smart Scroll by Beaf1: 3:29pm On Mar 11, 2013
What will happen if more than one person stares at the phone, blinking and all? Will that not confuse the poor phone?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan`s Visit To Borno, Yobe Not For “Showmanship’’ – PDP by Beaf1: 2:54pm On Mar 11, 2013
I am Commentless
PoliticsRe: We Formed Boko Haram To Partake In Amnesty. by Beaf1: 2:52pm On Mar 11, 2013
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Where is the source of this lie?
PoliticsRe: Northerners Are Not Controlling Nigeria's Oil Blocks by Beaf1: 11:46am On Mar 08, 2013
thelastPope: Hahahahahaha! You guys have been exposed! Give it up! It isn't really new to many of us. We have known for years. Even before 1999.

Imagine claiming that igbinedion and ibru own oil blocks. lol. Give it up guys. Paying a Yoruba guy to betray us southerners again won't work this time. He is on his own. We know the truth and that is why Saro Wiwa was killed. Saro Wiwa kept saying this till he was killed. That is why militancy started. It isn't news to us. It isn't only the oil blocks they have cornered. They cornered customs, army positions, PHCN and many others. People with little or no qualification were running major departments. Some with diploma in Islamic studies. If you ever worked in the ciil service, you will weep for Nigeria. The northern oligarchy ran Nigeria aground. Thanks to OBJ, he balanced the army. Thanks to GEJ now, he is normalizing the civil service. That is why you see them whining and attacking Deziani, the head of immigration, minister of aviation and the chief of army staff, accusing them of tribalism. lol. You guys will have to earn anymore respect from us. Simple!
You knew this before 1999?
What have you done or intend to do about it? Is four years not long enough for you to have collected back these oil blocks and hand back to your brothers? Dimwit!
PoliticsRe: Northerners Are Not Controlling Nigeria's Oil Blocks by Beaf1: 11:41am On Mar 08, 2013
Why is this not on front page?
RomanceRe: Virgins:endangered Species. by Beaf1: 12:18pm On Mar 07, 2013
Pleep's reasons are based on what is happening currently. He has more points please. Most girls of nowadays got disvirgined before even entering the universities. Nowadays girls dont get disvirgined from r'ape etc but by willingly given it to their boyfriends. The fact is: What a girl of 14yrs knows and will do in 2013 a girl of 25yrs in the 1960s and 1970s never know of.
PoliticsRe: NIGERIA: Weapons, Bomb-making Devices Found In CPC Legislator's Home by Beaf1: 11:40am On Mar 07, 2013
Wow!!
PoliticsRe: The Selfishness Of Northern Leaders. by Beaf1: 11:35am On Mar 07, 2013
I am commentless. Smart and educated south being feasted on by cattle rearing mallams. What a pity.
PoliticsRe: Northerners Own 80% Of Oil Blocks - Senator Enang by Beaf1: 11:13am On Mar 07, 2013
What a pity. How can these smart and educated folks with PhDs etc be taken for a looong ride by these cattle rearing mallams??. While you were busy reading your books and worshipping whiteman's gods, these mallams are distributing among themselves your socalled wealth. shocked
PoliticsRe: IGP, 3000 Policemen For Jonathan’s Visit To Borno, Yobe by Beaf1: 10:12am On Mar 07, 2013
There are Boko Harem members in GEJ's cabinet he said that himself, in the police, SSS, military etc. so he shouldnt be too relaxed anything can happen. GEJ is just like a helpless chicken, whenever they want to slaughter him they will just put their hand in the cage and pull him out like a fowl. Boko harem is a monster created by Yar'Adua, hijacked and nursed by GEJ and his PDP cronies. Abacha was killed by his friends and confidants.

Nigeria is a good action film, we are watching.
Car TalkRe: Post Your Current Car Picture. by Beaf1: 10:36am On Mar 06, 2013
My small Lion. I love lions

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Was Nani's Red Card Justified? by Beaf1: 9:57am On Mar 06, 2013
Damn!
- Nani DOESN'T know that the guy was coming because ALL his attention was on the BALL. If the Ref had just issued the red card immediately I would have said it was a reflex (which ofcourse he will regret later). That guy waited for atleast 70secs before issuing the red. Nobody in that match expected a red card at that moment beside the refree. You could even see the surprise on the faces of RealMad players. May be yellow but definitely NOT a red. That Ref is a biatch!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lagos New Trend Of Traffic Robbery by Beaf1: 3:15pm On Mar 04, 2013
[quote author=sharp_shap]No be small thing O! Thank God for you![/quote]^
This your moniker na wa o. Sure say no be u rob these guys?
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe In Spiritual Spouses And intimate Demons? by Beaf1: 2:35pm On Mar 04, 2013
A lady once narrated that she has conceived 4 times from being intimate with a spirit. This she was told by her 'spiritual doctor' who usually abode the pregnancies. He always sleeps with her before the 'abortion' takes place. Talk about being gullible, naive and stupitt!
PoliticsRe: What Is Stopping Nigeria's Disintegration. by Beaf1: 12:33pm On Mar 04, 2013
Nigeria will only disintegrate in your dreams. You are born in Nigeria just like your grandparents. Your children and grantchildren will be born in Nigeria. Stop being a lazy azz Make good use of your time/life, you have no control over what happened in the past and what will happen tomorrow.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Can Contest In 2015, PDP Chairman, Tukur, Says by Beaf1: 1:45pm On Feb 28, 2013
See them.. bunch of rogues.
PoliticsRe: Man Shot By Dog by Beaf1: 1:13pm On Feb 28, 2013
Yeah right!
I was actually about to pullover beside his van when i saw the bulldog aiming at him before pulling the trigger.
PoliticsRe: APC: Opposition Governors To Meet In Maiduguri Today by Beaf1: 1:08pm On Feb 28, 2013
Retardeen must look for his balls and borrow a leaf from these soon-to-be leaders. After Maiduguri they will be flying to Mali for a good-job handshake to our troops.
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian On Goldie & Her Visit To Nigeria by Beaf1: 3:25pm On Feb 27, 2013
Mad Cow: That former Prostitute made 500 thousand US Dollars for a 45mins appearance (complete with first class return ticket and Hotel acomodation wey she no sleep inside).

If your mother was a prostitute like her, you will be very proud of her..
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Haba Mad Cow.
PoliticsRe: Brazilian Exchange Students In Nigeria Refuse To Sleep In Unilag Female Hostel by Beaf1: 12:01pm On Feb 26, 2013
Wow!
What can I say? They might be right sha.. considering the way our women value this Brazilian $hit.
Generator, Airconditioner, DSTV, all these was to keep this Brazilian students in our almighty University of Lagos. Meanwhile we Nigerian citizens are to make do with whatever is given to us or go to hell.

Boko Harem please we beg you please start kidnapping and shooting our corrupt leaders and their families.
ComputersRe: Why Is Printing Expensive Than Photocopy. by Beaf1: 9:55am On Feb 25, 2013
@Onye, you seems to know much about printers. Do u work in a business centre?

@Post
Printing/photocopying from an InkJet (all in one) printer will consume the same ink. The poster was very smart about the way he handled it. If the attendant had used a bigger copier instead that wouldn't have been a case.

Cheers
FamilyRe: How To Help A Woman During Her Period by Beaf1: 3:15pm On Feb 21, 2013
I am surprised most people don't understand the OPs problem. It is NOT the pain of the menses he is talking about. There is what is called Post-mentrual syndrome - this tends to make women behave differently from their normal self. They react to situations differently not like when they not experiencing their periods.
IslamRe: Stop Being A 21st Century Muslim? by Beaf1: 10:50am On Feb 21, 2013
Was that not the same girl who showered and danced n.aked on a national television called BigBrother Africa? National Icon indeed!

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