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Who is the blind woman with glasses?

N.3m = N300,000
Why didn't they just write 300k instead of the N.3M shit?

That girl's tattoo is a flower while Tonto's is picture of Devil himself.

I went for an interview and the first question the dude asked me was "are you nervous?" I told him 'why not?'.. how can i be faced with an angel of death and not be nervous. This guy almost fall from his executive chair. The rest of the interview was all jokes.

I once saw a chick filling a teller to deposit N1500. She hid the teller until it was her turn. She actually forgot that has to push the money plus the teller for the bank guy to make the transfer, that was where she encountered the problem.

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It means Allah (God) is great.

It is the stench oozing out from Dame's mouth. Watch Retardeen's facial expression + his nose and mouth. Also notice his nasal endownment.

Do you want her to remove the scarf and put on the helmet? smh

rafhell: olodo, mr sponsored bokoharam apologist. you don bring your smelly cow brain come here again. why not say the truth for once in ur wasted miserable life and admit that bokoharam is islamic and it is evil.. and they are the onces responsible for all the bombings and senseless killings of innocent people.
God will judge you and yours fellow boko mallams.

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gOAT!

This one looks more real than that photoshop image up there ^

I, Mr Ban Ki-Moon the United Nations Secretary General, hereby apologize to the Igbo race in Nigeria for not sending food and peace keeping troops during 1967-70 genocide.


Now how much is the price of Garri in the market again?

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A corrupt police officer. Your superiors are surely leading be example.

Why mention that it was the bank's officials that gave them out?
These guys are going to go to this bank, blow the safe open and steal ten folds of that 4.5mil. Where are your brains JTF and the media?

okpara ugo: 149 of the 419 got National Honours Awards.

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Abracadabra!

Otedola, Dantata + 417 others = 419

What a figure to arrive at.
419 Millionnares!

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Boko Haram is just a name they are called by you and me. I remember they even denounced that name in one their videos.

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Do you guys notice the walkie-talkies? That means they dont use the GSM mobile networks anymore. Reason why they are blowing them up in the north.

robosapien: Well said about Baba OBJ. But how I wish he was blameless...

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You are right! He is a rotten thief

Baba is right about this. The Arab spring has led to weapons falling into wrong hands. For example, after the civil unrest that led to the fall of Ghaddafi what happened to the AK47s those youths were displaying? Did they return them to the authorities? These weapons are smuggled into Niger and down to northern Nigeria.

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How does this affect the recent hike in the petrol pump price?

Blaady hell! this is horrible

How are Renault cars in terms of fuel efficiency? I have used honda products but i suddenly developed love for renault products.

Formal visit you mean?

Hmmm.. this is very scary.

binger: This is the best/only good comment the mallam(cattle rearer) has made on national issues ever since GEJ came into power

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If he is a cattle rearer what are you? a palmwine tapper, motor spare part retailer or ogogoro dealer?

Is it today that Christians started calling men god? Idol worshippers

irpheezy: Heehehehehe we are in naija oh remember? Patience is d keyword

Yes Patience is also our first lady

Does that means they are yet to call for this recruitment? Na wa o

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Where we park our cars does not concern the poster. It is our 'personal lives' Gaddammit!!

I repeat: Atleast Buhari was once a President unlike some wannabe president loser. If Ojukwu were to try what he did in china he would have been beheaded long time ago.

My Ex will nag and if i dont pay attention she barks