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Congratulations! {3232} Your Winning Of 50,000 Naira MTN AIRTIME RECHARGE CARD Have Been Approved. You Are Requested To^ VERY POOR ENGLISH Imagine this sentence: "All You Have To Do Is. Go Out There Buy Our AIRTIME What Of {3,000}" |
^^ Is to pay and smile. Welcome to Naija. Go to the LGA and flash a one thousand naira note to them I bet you they will collect and call you Oga. Just be sure to collect a receipt This is naija.Fresh Air! |
What the hell is Locus Standi? How about occupying their a$$es, do we lack that too?. |
DECREE indeed! They are fraudsters. But seriously this is Nigeria i advice you just pay and forget. What if they decide to come in the night with guns to demand the N5000 + 000 (5000000)? ![]() |
Let me also add that it is almost like a suicide mission to work as a policeman especially in the (Boko Harem) affected areas of the north. A friend of mine leaving in the north told me police are hunted and killed even while praying at the mosques. Five people were killed because they stood close to a policeman (in mufti). |
Odenigbo Aroli: And some ppl will come here insulting the president! Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan is the best thing that has ever happened to this country since its bastard creation! !!!!!!!^ WTF Did you read the news? It is a proposal before the Retardeen and (as usual) your Gufluck Ebere Jonadunce would rather pay thiefing members millions than to approve this. |
We can only read things like this happening in a foreign land. The Retardeen got no balls to make this happen. |
kombats: lol beaf na so dem dey do. But d guy admire u sha^ WTF |
Beaf: Why do you keep going round pretending to be me?^ WTF |
@OP What is there to "Imagine"? there is nothing in this. If the useless NFF doesnt want the team to miss flights then they should acquire one for them and stop boarding commercial flights or let the 'super eagles' use their super wings to fly direct into Lima. I am in Lima now and they better not use this as an excuse when loosing this game. |
So Blink are you in total agreement with all he posted about women? |
careytommy: OK, so his late elder bri whoi was a policeman had some teargas canisters in the house(you know Nigeria police na). With the current spate of insecurity which has left the STF with little choice but conducting house to house search(who didn't see the house that was recently demolished in Jos?), He decided to be proactive and spare his family future trauma by returning the canisters. Ofcourse, if he had taken to just any police station, he probably would have been shot and labelled BH. So he did the smart thing, taking it to a public place so everyone would be aware and know about him. He probably foresaw this. Believe me, what he is presently going through is a small price to pay compared to what would have happened if those canisters had been found in his house ir if he had taken it to just about any police station.^^ The report says he "he wants some monetary settlement" how daft. Ok, let me go with what you wrote up there, how about digging a hole and burying the said items? Does the STF do the house-to-house search with sniffing dogs? This guy is 39years old so he know the consequence of his stup!d action |
39 years old. Is this guy out of his f'cking senses? Even my 12year old brother knows that we have a monster in the name of Boko Harem, PDP etc. And this slowpoke dared to walk into that place with those items. A friend of mine almost got shot at a security check-point because a police saw a bag of a Roll-up banner in his car trunk. Does new guns come with a bag? Poverty my foot!
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manny4life: LOL... You're sounding like a broken record^ No. You are the F'cking gay here. Even your screen name says it all. 'Man are always found together. Bunch of r3tards |
Yeah right, a messiah and a prophet of dooom. |
jcross19: can a pregnant woman hide her pregnancy?only a dumb ass and a fool will believe what u just posted because abdul mutalab is christian,who is now facing life jail in maximum prison in US,alqaida,taliban,alshaba in somalia.boko haram,these groups are they christians? U are fool and ignorance^ You are an imbec!le. Whether you punks likes it or not there are Mutallabs, John Akpabus, Michael Effiongs etc as members of Boko Harem. |
So in essence, Sambo and his Niger Delta master are nothing but buncha clueless seat fillers without any idea whatsoever on how to get things done. The Fisherman and the Boko Harem are a disappointment to Nigeria. |
achi4u: but our problem are nt generator,^ The problem has never been the 'Generators' but the generator sellers/importers. The power cannot be fixed because the generator dealers are saboteurs. While governmnents are making efforts to fix the light, they will send their boys to vandalise same (in order for their gen business to flourish). When there is constant power supply in Nigeria the 200KVA Mikano Generator Set that is now worth several millions will be worth less than 20 naira.. Gerrit? |
So Johns and Akpabus can also blow themselves up. For what na? Are they also going to get some virgins? |
^^ Is Ebere and the entire ND region not a curse on Nigeria? Please answer silly man |
^ Now we know you are R3tarded. Mini me ![]() |
Kobojunkie: @Poster, what are Nigerians to protest on May 29th?^ Bad Leadership/Cluelessness Also placing a curse on the Niger Delta region for giving us this useless fisherman with an IQ of a fish that is dragging us into a pit. I am soo angry now ![]() |
Your uncle lives in..? |
jmaine: lol . . .I always knew you were quite dumb . .but did not how extremely dumb you were . . .^ Are you R3tarded? |
Nigeria is ONE, Nigeria will always remain ONE. It is non-negotiable I say go back to your creaks! Go back to your motor spare parts shops ![]() Nothin dey happen! |
Logic Mind: No sir.^ The last time your parents tried to "De-amalgamate" what happened? Nobody will remember all of you. You will die as rebels ![]() |
Sweetlemon: ak47mann, Onlytruth, and Logic mind. from your recent posts it's obvious you guys do not understand my message here. Or maybe you underate me because I'm just a young woman? Ok, let me summarise my msg here:^^ Sweet Heart, You are wasting your precious time with these good for nothing lads. They are nothing but buncha cowards! They only know how to fight a war with their fingers on the keyboard. They are kids, even their parents were not around in 1967 to tell them what they have gone through in the hands of Gowon. They will all die like chickens, their rebel leader is not even around to guide them. |
Beaf: Any ethnic group or section that feels too big to be governed by a man from a minority ethnic group can leave.^ Mini me are you R3tarded? |
Very soon even if Nepa takes light people will blame it on Boko Harem. My car had a flat tyre this morning and i think Boko Harem is behind it. |
^ imbec!le |
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