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not my beloved uk
pls pls pls stay away from my darling country

Amelian: But come to think of it.... The big frogs are minute in number, ....compared to the tiny frogs, that litters everywhere ..... Crying to be loved for who they are , and not What they are....

Lol....I didn't say anything o

Hahaha, very funny.

Dis reminds of my days in uniben., I was in hall one, we had these roommates from Imo state. They were very sweet young girls. In their second year they both decided to get boyfriends from hall 3 as in hostel boys. The boys will come to our room sit in their corner and refuse to go. They will eat dinner and still sit down there making us uncomfortable. U cant change ur clothes, cant go for a shower etc my corner mate began to hate these girls.

weekends we all go home being dat we came from benin but becos they came from far they will spend weekend in school. By the time we get back on monday all our supplies will be finished.


Den the drama starts

Me yelling on top my voice : Connnny come o dem don finish all our food.

My corner mate will run in to the room and start quarrelling wit them, na only two of una finish one rubber of garri in 3days?? No use my food feed hall 3 boys oooo(hall 3boys are mainly poor ) na so una go dey spend money for boys and claim virgin at the same time. Me I no fit dey disvirgin make una take dey virgin o

At this point I will be laughing so much I cant even contribute to the fight.

I really enjoyed my youth o, glad I had those experiences

gowaga68: Iya we can do biz o. i sent you a mail kindly reply.
this if my field of Business (BDC).

Have replied ur mail.

Amelian: But seriously , boyfriends still dey carry bukata?..... Arranging herself , means what? ...pls

Yes they do,

am going to be slated for this but its the fact.

If she says she does no have a boyfriend dats fine. But at 24 a graduate and no body to help wit money to even rent one room.? Dats worrying.

My point is if u are frm a poor family work up d ladder, dnt go doing love wit ur guys wey get sweet mouth. I need to calculate every move.

Am not saying prostitution oooooo, but I beg look for person wey still get pass u.

The obvious has been said, compassion is another, wen i think of the birth of all my kids I feel like having more.

D nurses are nice, respect u. D minute I call they rush to my side.

Me: Lilian am still in pain dat pethidine does'nt seem to have worked.

Nurse.: U dnt need anymore. Get off the bed let me give u a massage it helps.

Wen my mum told d story of my birth I felt like going back there to fight d nurses.


Madam stop shouting nah, u don first born before abi. ?
Dis ni be number one, no be number two and u dey cry like small pikin.

They left my mum there and she had me on her. Its another patient dat wen to tell them dat my mum has had d baby before they ran over to help.

Abeg dat place get wahala.

U see dis is wat I find shocking in dat hell hole. No charity organisation dat one can run to in times of crisis.


All this politician wives, pastor wives and sabi sabi women wey dey nigeria oya make see project.

Shameless pple.

gabbytabby: Apparently court papers were served yesterday. I have not spoken to the Lawyer yet. We are still hopeful than an agreement can be reached that works for all.

Agreement wit those pple?

Babe u cool o

At this point u should know wateva agreement the do wut u wont work becos they will definitely break the terms and conditions.

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Afrocatalyst: madam, if you are ready,I wil take you the place, lobatan.

tnks for the offer, am not in nigeria at the moment.

i was there last month till the 25th.

i have pple dat do stuff like dat for me.

i have a place at opic so i know abit of the area.

i need the description so i can decide if its wat me sending my guys.

Afrocatalyst: perfect for that cos it's by the the rd and the road is a very strategic one,connecting ifo to badagry,the only rd like dat. U can even build and live there if u dnt mind or rent it out.
The area will be developed soon as they are all level grounds,it can even be planned like an estate in the future. Cheers bebe..

ok, pls give me a brief description of the place.
starting from agbara junction, where do we get to next? which major rd is it badagry express way?

wat papers do u have for it?
how far is the nearest house to it?

Kingslaw: thanks.
what level of education do one need to get to that position?

Naija man, don see million naira salaray na how to get there
e dey look for now

Why only fir agriculture. Cant one build on it in the future?

Hi. An building a two one bed flat in agbara. We are now at the roofing stage now.

Pls give me an estimate For long span aluminium and step tile roof. The size is 16ft by 36ft fir each of the flat.

I Would also like an estimate for wood.

: I need dis to be as cheap as possible but not to d detriment of the building.

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naijacutee: Is there anyone who needs Naira and can pay pounds in the UK? Rate is @ N255 today.

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oh dear, my prayers are wit his family
dis is really sad

Delafruita: yes we can get you a plot in such area depending on your budget

ok, maximum 500k.

i know these area so i wud need i vivid description of the area pls.

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esoorita: There are two business you don't do in Nigeria if you are living abroad. The first one is transport and the other one is building a property to let. Nigeria is a funny place, they believe that you are a sort of social security provider if you invest in these two business and so they expect you to send money from abroad to carry out repairs on your house or vehicle if the need arises. Their mindset is that you have your own copy of the keys to the safe of the banks in the U.K and the U.S.A

add bakery to that list.

am talking from experience

1.5m for a bag?? Ok

i hope she get all sorts of insurance o,

God forbid say she fall sick i no wan see her here dey try raise money for any operation o.

I go tell her say shr need to go ask the chanel bag manufacturers

@ OP sorry u are feeling like this,

i totally understand ur plight.

its a miracle youths in that country are still all jolly considering the forecast of the future.

Dats why suicide dnt surprise me in naija, I just wonder " war took him so long"

now, have a cold drink, listen to ur best music i.e if there is light, and try to take ur mind off things.

give it a day or two, then draw up a plan of how u intend to achieve ur goals.

ok, lets say "hypothetically" the lady hsppen to be stronger than u and beats u silly. Wat hapoend then?

Delafruita: from agbara junction,there are 2 ways as stated below

agbara-------lusada-------ado-odo-----ikoga= approx 40minutes

agbara------muwo--------ikoga=approx 30minutes due to bad portions of d road

Dis anywhere near iyesi? Can u get a plot in ln muwo or lusada near the major rd.? Not on but directly off the major rd, say between No 1 to 50 on the street.

I said dis before. , throw them out and pay wateva penalties dat comes afterwards its a simpler way of doing it. Money answereth all things.

Now u will have to go tru the naija court system it cud take years. And u won't get ur money.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]In the bedroom na.ked...and the balcony any other time thunder fire u![/quote]Lol.

Royal Roy: You sound like someone I know.

Not so cool behaviour.

Begging & yet ur apology is not accepted, big turn off.
I will just tell you off after a whole day.

I know its wrong, its one of my prayer points, I just pray for the spirit of forgiveness. Am not like dat with friends o, just my poor hubby.

But am alot better now, compared to 10yrs ago dnt know why he stayed wit me.

Learn every day

ifyalways: Nowadays,I sit and reflect honestly first then apologize. I try to analyze "what went wrong, how we could have resolved it and how to avoid same scenario from repeating itself" .
Afterwards,I go to my man on bended knees,stark naked, hail him, massage his isi nkwocha, tell him we both behaved like kids,bring up my already thought out "better conflict resolution" plans then end it with correct kpekus.

There and then,all sins are forgotten and forgiven.

hahaha, na wa o, some men have it good,

and me go keep malice for 3days all the please and petting will go on deaf ears.

i fit try ur system o, but i bet my hubby will think its a trap

look for a nice picture of her, make an enlargement or painting of it.

u cud spice it up by adding baby pictures of all the kids. photoshop might
come in handy for this task.

lol, see as everybody dey pose gentleman,

in reality some men beat their wives on a regular bases.

How far is it frim agbara junction.?

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