₦airaland Forum

Ewuro4:
Really? You need to see a child psychologist boy.

Valuable lesson to all parents (esp those with bedrooms on same floor) , postpone sex, improvise soundproofing remedies if you have to abeg.

The thought of it gives me creeps.

with all this wood wey oyinbo take dey partion house

i go kuku stay without jare

OMG,

this would be my worse nightmare.

with the kind of houses we have here.

lord help us

ummm

such is life.

na 6mths in prison be dat o,

if she get family roots there, dem go frm there give am papers.

u begin to see all the things wrong with country,

u start to demand respect. no one one has swore at u in a long
time, then u waka pass one guy, u accidentally stepped on his toes
next thing u go hear '' OGA U BLIND, WHY U MARCH ME NA?? '' for some reason u
dont reply or u just say sorry.
but a if na before u travel, u go chargeeeee, and start to cause am

u get sensitised to human suffering, its not common to see pple in pain where u come frm,

but wen u land home, as u are being driven home, u go see a young woman with massive sore fore leg

or burns all over her body. her little child go hold plate dey beg money. everybody go just dey waka pass

but ur mind g use stlye spoil but u no wan show am make dem no say u dey shakara

boyfriend for life ??

ok.

i bet some other girl will want him as a husband for life.

u sit down there dey speak slang wey u no
understand.

MrHardOn:
They don't stand to loose out anything as claimed by OP otherwise most Nairaland women would have been looking old for their age by now, they would have been out of shape and they would have lost their skin freshness. But the reverse is the case. Instead they are quite the opposite.
Afterall.....Bebe2, Dechandel, Folabayo1, Agricexpert, Portaableg, Natascha, Joavid,Debrihachi less I forget Misblah, Khiaa, Farano, Onegai and Voodoo85...Oh I forgot Shirellebaby, Nneka123 and Mizzlizabelle's are all still looking hot and stunning. You have no point.. the post is bollocks, grot and hogwash.

Ehhhh oga sir I beg come first,

U wan talk say I get multiple partners?

Na abomination be dat

Na goat u go kill put oo

safarigirl:
Iyanya looks classy, cute...you won't know he's 5ft tall

Whatttt?,

He is dat short

Minus one on my crush list

BornSad:
Hellooooo!

The plan is not to make it believable but to make it funny.
Or doesn't it look funny to you seeing a woman- wannabe with beards?

Hmmmmmm, No.

nollywood na wah,

wats worth doing is worth doing well.

dis is why the industry is stagnant

u want to dress like a woman, why not shave and make it believable.

Agricexpert:
If i show you, u will nt like it.

Oh, u get evidence to prove the op point?
Oya lets see ooo

Nicklaus:
. Wow I feel like shouting REALLY ?1995! I don't have to be a woman to know they grow breast. Its an obvious quality that shouts the question "u blind" lol

Ok. Cant say I understood dat.

But I stand by my initial point.

Nicklaus:
. Shez not asking you to be a virgin shez asking you to be with one partner. Everything she listed is so true and there are many more to it...

ehhhh, tnk u. i have been wit one partner since 1995, tnk u

how do u know if its true? r u woman?

coolfredo:
feeling guilty?

thaaaa

mind ursef o,

an in a good mood today

dont come and spoil it o

AreaFada2:
,

Bebe2 I wonder o. I would have thought the extra money would fund more clothes n stuff. Ask what babes need Aristos for.
The various juices would also supply balanced nutrients like drinking apple, tomato, mango, kiwi, orange juices would have more benefit than just one juice.

Promiscuity has many bad sides but not skin. That na pseudoscience.

see me oooo

wetin i no go see for nairaland?

i kuku ma get work,

make dem dey bring the melon

we go dey break am together

ok, let me add some advantages,

u r not emotionally dependant on any man, hence all the men
will be chasing u. u know how men like to chase women wey no send them.

u can thrill them better, u learn skills frm one and use it to blow the other ones mind

i beg make i stop here before Nlanders use me drink garri

Disclaimer:
am not encouraging anyone to be double dating ooo

it all for fun.

and pls dnt pm me becos of this mata o,
my own case don settle long time ago

i beg i know say promiscuity no good

but all this one u talk here na lubbish.

there is no evidence to support any of these claims.

being a virgin is no guarantee for good skin or gud figure

mrsage:
Mountain climbing at erin ijesha is so much fun. Trust me u will love it..

More ideas coming soon..
Feel free to share ideas

some pics would have been nice o

cococandy:
i totally agree. Does his corpse need to be posted online before ppl will believe? At least the funeral should be enough to calm any doubts. Na wa


I'm angry with him too. He didn't want to be a charity case like ojb jezreel but ojb is alive today and now he's not.
Really really sad.

I think he is also a proud person.

But how about his family? If my husband is dying and doesn't want to seek help would I just sit and watch him?

Well, maybe am not an obedient wife, God knows I will be everywhere and any anywhere calling for favour and goodwill.

How about his sisters?
Weird family I must say.

jesus,

how distasteful.

what kind of pple does this guy have around him??

why is a pic of his corpse circulating social media?

acting and real life is really different o,

how can kidney problems kill muna in nigeria?

he cudnt fly himself out or solicit for funds from the public?

a part of me is still angry wit him.

so so sad

i hope they listen,

especially our youth that have all turn to drunkards over night

all in the name of blowing guy.

them dey copy oyinbo wey get better health system to care for its citizen, when

ur country no go even fit give u diagnosis, talk less of treatment.

he/she who has ears, let them hear!!

ogtavia:
If you are serious,here is my pin...2274B078...

Pm me. I dont have bbm

Dont u have opinions? Or gist frm daily encounters dat u can share with him?

Relationships can get boring if its only one person dat is providing d entertainment.

Try to loosen up, do new things even if u think its outside ur norm.

Ehhhhh, after four yrs still bf?
I beg sing dat Beyonce song for am oo

Abi introverts no dey sing

jaybee3:
That's the koko. I'm just angry at the fact that something can be allowed to get to this stage just because luth wouldn't treat/investigate him cos of lack of funds.
It's just pathetic really that our Government don't provide the facilties to treat emergency patients.

Exactly!

Dis is wat gets me extremely angry.

I just want to follow silently. Am emotionally drained. Cant believe it has come to this.

hi ,

pls i need an architect to help me convert a bakery to 2 self contain.

the bakery consist of two rooms and a big hall.

justwise:
5yrs is for those with work permit or spouse visa, illegal immigrant is 20years, was 14years about 2yrs ago but it has changed now.

20YRS

things don change ooo

better still, give citizen belle

u go get discretionary leave to remain 3yrs, then another 3yrs, then PR/IND

LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH,

why una like short cut and trickery like this ooo

u carry elephant for head, u start to use ur feet dig for crickets.


DAMN

charix:
Now I'd like to see the average African fill in spaces on a European map.

lol, but some Americans are quiet daft.

they dont know anything outside their country.

i was watching some videos on utube, dis guy was asking random

pple on the street current affairs/general questions.

come see answers, u go laugh tire.

whats the national religion of israel? MUSLIM

u know, i have always wondered, how do parents trust a man

dat comes from afar to marry their daughter?

u dont know their home in london, america or wherever they claim to come from.

u meet the man's family and u release jur child to them.

how r u sure they really live where they claim?

what if he claims to live in london, marries ur daughter and takes her colombia to go be

a prostitute for drug lords and other slum bags?

so frightening!

Gaidenk:
Som1 just asked me if this dude is dead just now,wetin dey do Nigerians sef,dude probably had Orijin and dosed off them carry the news sharply,if you must be the first to tell at least be credible,and make sure you bear good news,NIGERIANS!!!

confirmed. he i s ded.

ok hence forth, i will not never type R I P for any death where the
person is less then 70YRS old.

dat me done.

fuccked up country

common news sef go cause confusion for nigerians,

is he dead or alive?

i dont believe this.

dat guy on dialysis no even resemble muna