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ikekings: Na so nw... Some guys with big “kiniko” will pour for cloth at the sight of “you know what”....

Loool...

ziqqz: The very definition of stalk flagrantly betrays your comment and question. Look well, and see it this way: this thread is my home, she is a guest, and i am being a wonderful host to you all. Although i can't even deny that she's got an attractive sense of humor...

Awwww....*Am sooo blushn* i guess am d special guest here! Hehe...Anyways thanx dear! Xx

abiL: Lool looks like you've been stalking her. Have you?

Hehehe....ow do u kno dis? Or have u been stalkn him as well? *just kidding* lol

ziqqz: ehhh ur own is to just chill on the sidelines and, if you are not laughing, you're fainting! peculiar way you have there of showing support lolz

Lmaoooo....u r funny o! Ok i fink I wna Faint now!

ikekings: Hmmm... So you actually believe that big “kiniko” can do the wonders?

Lmaooo...this gat me laffn!

ziqqz: If I just provoke na I will leave the NL for dem o...mcheeeww

lol...dem go provoke u! No doubt abt dat...u cant xcape it! So just get used to it jawe! Xx

ziqqz: When i dey my own jeje then one mrs come dey call me fat bastard like say i offend am, how can man does na??

Lool...welcome to Nairaland!!!

ziqqz: Any inkling of an idea what the whereabouts of the accused may be?

Lolz...gat no Idea o! Buh sinc Kitty is stalkn d dude, i guess she should b of help....i wna kno whr he is too!

kitty kat: I am stalkingg him o. I so love to push his fragile buttons. Once u touch it, epistles will fly out.

Lool...plz just take it easy wid him abeg!

tpacalipse: How many of them sabi Rangee? All they know about is camry, accord, cerato, corolla, civic and all other Asian rides.

chaii...na so we stupid/poor reach? Well sorry to dispnt u bruv! U sooooo wrong!!!

ziqqz: you seem to possess a rather youthful sense of humor, but your post on the other hand about memories of the good ol'days radiates the impression of an old timer. so, madam eh, on a playful note, which is it?

Lmao! Errmm...Ama go wid youthful sense of humour! Well my Reason behind dat post...hmm...i think am just too emotional nd i get too attached to things...so when dey r gone...it hurts alot, which led to dat post! Am stil in ma early 20s o!

kitty kat: Trust that one, he is already fiGhtin another war in the Lit section. I doubt he will have strenght for another one today. The guy shaa... =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)). I don laff tire.

Hehe...Are u serious Whr is Shollypop plz? Lol bt den...seems u r stalkin him o!

ziqqz: ehhh b4 we talk abt resuscitation, why exactly did you faint here?

Lol...@D-explorer comment triggered me to! *still unconcious*

Well, I like him to be toned, but not overly muscular!!! Nd d cash counts as well too...*winks*

[quote author=D-Explorer]It's part of the engagement list given by his in-laws.[/quote]*Faints*

Gen2jaynee: Kini je 6-packs.. If i may ask.. Coz m confused here?

Am lost!!! Werrin b 6-Packs oooo...

Rooneyboy: Without a second thought mine are;

1)Serahsadeiyare----- she's smart and very articulate in her write up's.
She's got this 'thing' with words that gives me so much joy when ever I'm reading something from her.

2)Ziggz------ He's very good too when it comes to writing.
He does it both in pure english and pigeon english, which ever one u wants he dolls it out.
Above all ,he's very witty.

0_0 Ziggs or Ziqqz...well whatevea! You like dat dude no b small o! Am begining to...ermm...nvm lol bt i agree wid u sha! He is really Good!!! *winks*

REALITY101: I thinks its only weird when you run into her with her boyfriend but uhmmm not when alone with her.

Exactly!!!!

Shollypopz: KAI!! Another DailyNews drama?? Mehn, I need someone to be buzzing me when sh*t is about to go down

Lmaooo!

ziqqz: Even you have now started displaying some immaturity. We have asked Daily News to stop all this stupidity, but since he's not stopping, why have you now opted to force two wrongs to make a right? I swear the two of you could end up being the very reason for this particular thread. I guess you have just found each other. Live happily ever after!

Lol...tot the shw ws over tho! Well u guys shud just ignore eachother or Make out somwhr...lol hmm...Daily newz u sure u gat no soft spots for Kitty? *winks*

pwettytemmy: do u live in d forest, u seem to enjoy climbing trees. #justkidding# I dey feel una for romance section.

Lmaoooooo...dnt mind him, he is alwys falling frm dffrt trees!

Okay! So d show is finally over? #sighs

Okay...dis is really hilarious!!!

DailyNews: My dear, I understand u, u make more sense.

Those ladies who out of their poor upbringing cnt cook always feel intimidated once they hear cooking. same goes with non-virgins. once they hear a man say he wants to marry a virgin, or they hear a girl say she is a virgin, they start to shiver, anger starts to brew in their minds.


who told u nt to learn to cook? who told u to sell ur body to a man dat isn't married to u for u to beef virgins?


if u have lost urs, pray to God & ask for forgiveness n turn a new live & then encourage others who are still virgin to hold unto it & not hating on them or beefing them like most do.


Berca, pls am not talking to u jareh, just using ur post to spill out some truth that needs to be told. I love d way u handled d issue of a man cooking, not making it an obligation but sth out of love n to make d wife feel romantic. nice n thumbs up dear.

Lool....tanquuuuu....

ziqqz: Ahahh you mean gud morning! Very well then, let's pretend that you're actually off to bed...

Hehe...thanks for dat! GoodMorning!!!

ziqqz: Well then my fingers are certainly crossed for you. Permit me to further the embarrassment... Uhhh isn't it passed your bedtime yet?? Muhaaha

lol please dont! Nd yeaa u r right! Gudnyt!

ziqqz: Oh wait, my bad if something in there sounded offensive. I actually meant to stylishly chip in a compliment to you, cos I think I read you somewhere writing that you're proudly still a virgin. But then again, what do I know? With renewed apologies...

Oh! You ve gat nothing to apologise for! Just a lil embarrassed...bt issorai...i think i can handle it! * i hope so*

ziqqz: Seeing that you capitalized the "Goodluck" makes me hope and pray it's not our presido you are wishing me...lol.
Well, speaking of luck in finding one, it's all over the airwaves with news that you are a virgin too! I think I heard it on Al Jazeera or CNN. I guess I've found a starting point for my search!

Okay, am just gna gaze over and pretend lik, i didnt see this! And btw not wishn u Goodluck Johnathan...wishn ya GOODLUCK!!!

ziqqz: I concur. But we could never do enough work on ourselves. Really it's a man's world, and there's a lot we can do and get away with. Should I choose not to work on myself, for example, I will still get the kind of wife I want - no matter my shortcomings - especially when there's enough money to back up my claim. Not every virgin lady/girl, like you rightly mentioned, will readily fall into my arms, but for every one that refuses me, there's at least a score of others who'll dig my deal. I hope you follow my drift...

Hmmm....yea i do! Nd wish ya Goodluck in finding dat Virgin Gal....just hope u love nd treat her right as well!!

ziqqz: Pointing out that I mentioned my village would sound like a patronizing way to show you're on my side. But thank you if you are, cos it must take alott to accommodate my perspective if you're female.

Issorai...i completely do! Bt Guys need to work on their parts too!