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CFCfan: I see Becacia barbie.

I see you too...

All these lists no dey end?

You big for nothing dude.
I ask my pals before uploading any of the pix u c here.

So go get shocked on speaker wires.[/color][/quote]wow! Wow!! Aint u d same person? Lool

Godmother: ^^^ I bet ur girlfriend is not one mary amaka carrying virgin hair and using "ororo" on her lips. If we check we will see she probably even fixes brazillian hair. Yet u come here and say all sorts.

Guys are the fakest people on earth. You are the same people that will chase after beautiful girls and ignore the "nkechis" them. Be real people!!

This is very true!!!

goldfish80: Fakes everywere! People dress from hair to toe nails without anything original.I wonder how these ladies live with themselves. Even fake accent!!! SmfH

Ladies can do anything to look sexy! Funny thread.

pak: Am not just going to dump her, done that like 3 times and she just strolled back in using the 'power'.

but this time, my game plan is to simply 'hit' one of her closest and best friend who has serious 'hots' for me (and do it in a way that she'll know about it)
I guess that will settle the 'ish' once and for all, it actually makes me feel more powerful already

I pirry you!

Yeaaa, these are true signs.....it chokes mehn!
I dont love too much, cause they alwys love me more.

In their widest dreams and imaginations!

Layemii: Thanks dear..Exactly my point

you welcome

fluid26: All because of maggot-infested fish Is he your errand boy?

whats bad in helping her, after all she has been doing d same, and am sure she did all she did out of love, so why cant he do likewise?

LesbianBoy: so you wash cloth finish and you are telling ur boyfriend to spread it for u? What is there if u Rest and spread it later, afterall is not as if u are wearing the cloth u washed that same day! Why tell to do that for u? Btw he said he was tired after standing in the office yet YOU DONT BELIEVE HIM but u want him to believe u were tired?


As for the 2nd highlighted part. Pls why should u be sending ur boyfriend errands in the first place? What NANSENSE!!! It seems gehs of nowadays dont have RESPECT again! Mstcheeww RUBBISH *spits*

Mtchewwwwww.....


I wont blame ya, its d op i will blame for turning herself into a slave for one common boyfrd!

Daresh: My sister I would not ask you to quit o, just stop doing all those things you do and see what will happen. Dont travel to Lagos and go thru hell to see him, dont wash his clothes(God forbid I was a bf clothes, I never wash my own finish) . Dont buy his water abi r u his slave? Leave all that tin, when you show him you are a queen he will treat you as such. I never ever washed or did any work when I was dating, b4 one man will think I am his maid. Imagine him piling up clothes for you to wash? You be LG washer? Let him come and find you. When you marry and he loses his job thats how he will cross leg waiting for you to provide for him. Woman be careful.

akposdude: male responsibilities is to satisfies her inside out while d babe open her leg wide, any guy wen i no fit do d tin well na suwegbe. na watin be dey like.

yea rite!
Coming from you!

Stegomiah: This One Dey Jooor !!!!!!
After sleeping wit Ur GF, d rich dude bought her a car.
Don't get angry, dat will mk U an enemy of progress.
Jst draw a timetable for both of U.

U be 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey
follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ... Ur life
is on SOS.

Mumu girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he
broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years?

I overheard a girl talking to her BF, initially I thought
she was talking to God, cos the things she asked for only
God can provide dem.

Ladies, the only man you are allowed to chase, I repeat
CHASE shamelessly is the man that stole your purse Why take
Marriage counselling from a Single? That's
worse than Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles & Cobhams
driving lessons.

I'm sure your mother did not give you breast scattered
with tattoos, stretch marks, and Eczema... Pls allow your
children enjoy same.

Nollywood has influenced us too much thz days. I
murder Cockroaches by covering their face with a pillow
and pressing hard I owe my life to Tonto Dike. I was in Coma for 3wks
when d nurse played her song on her fone. I had to
stand up... to remove her battery Nollywood please na!☹ How can a ghost fall down
while chasing someone?

At 23, Ur boobs ve already observed eternal rest & Full
time sleeping mode. Yet U are forming "hard to get"
Aunty, even d devil is weeping 4U

Our Igbo brothers in China are involved if Ur BB has TV,
MicroWave, Torch, Nail cutter,Toothbru sh, Lighter and
Food flask in it

"She's making me bark like a Bingo... she got me
dancing Alingo" ...I still don't understand why Mary
Slessor stopped d Killing of Twins Back then in Primary school, I used to think that song
was "I have seen, seen the DANFO of satan" *sighs* That was how my neighbour named her triplet Faith,
Faithful & Faithfulness... who did those innocent
children offend??☹

Opportunity knocks but once, if you hear a second
knock, bros check well, Na Jehovah witness.

Now dat SEX is so cheap & rampant, decent girls hav
bcom DIAMONDS, Clean men are endangered species,
while LOVE is gradually becoming a MYTH Some ppl will come to visit U, and forget to take their
Odour with them when leaving. Their odour becomes Ur
permanent room mate.☹

So because Ur picture no fine, U dey claim say "Beauty
is from within" Y U NO take X- ray do Ur Profile
picture?

Going for an interview at a bank....dresses like Cabo
Snoop. *sighs* No wonder ur parents didnt use U for
Blood money

Ur partner buys U toothbrush, toothpaste, dental floss, &
chewing stick for Xmas; & U still don't get d msg. Ur
stupidity don enter Google map Even those that have heads like cabin biscuit be keeping
Mo' Hawks too. *sighs*

At 30, U R stil in ur parents' house, fightin ur siblings
ova who gets d head of fish. Is d witch in ur village
fanning herself wit ur pic?

Na so my Ibadan girl-friend tell me sey she make pizza
for me......I reach house see agege bread with stew and
fish inside. *smh*

If not for anything, abeg still Thank God sey Mosquito
no dey fit transmit HIV. Choi! E for bloody shaa Hope Una enjoy am !!!!!

Hahhahahhahahhhahaha.....verry hilarious!

lucenzo: ROTFLMAO

Longest time!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Awwwww. So sorry, I did not see this on time (I feel asleep)[/quote]Its alright. Hope u slept well? Have a grt day ahead.

Its not all about getting married to whosoever propose to you, its all about getting married to that 'right person' - someone you love and who loves nd will love u in return no matter d circumstances.
You sure do not wana endup with someone who aint worth it at the end. This is marriage we talking about here, not so many of us got the courage of filing for divorce when things starts capsizing, so one really needs to be careful!
Marriage for me aint something to rush into, when i meet him...i'd defo know.

Princeparix: ur right but why dont we ask first "why do i want to get married?"

Good question.

Akshow: So advicin his citizens to be security conscious amount to not havin work to do right? Biko tend to the customer in your shop and leave forum argument for those who are enlightened.

Are u minding that dunce?
Some People will never be grateful to you no matter ur efforts on them.....

scipher: awoof

dey run belle!

50calibre: Dude please is it possible to get unlimited Internet data for iphone in Nigeria

stop derailing.

Layemii: 1. You must not get married because of lust.

2. Infatuation (Love at first sight- sudden love)

3. Just liking the idea of marriage.

4. The fear of remaining unmarried (my friends are all married, my sisters are all
married e.t.c)

5. Pressure (parents, friends, etc)

6. Because you want to escaping being jilted ( but if he is the right man/woman, he or she wont jilt you)

7. Getting married for money (money does not guarantee a successful marriage at all.

8. Using marriage as an escape route! (I am fed up of mummy and daddy

9. Having pity... (feeling sorry for the Man or the Woman.)

10. Foolish Expectation....­­..(Marrying an unbeliever and expecting him/her to change in the course marriage! especially if they don't change before you marry them)

11. Marrying for Beauty or Handsomeness...­­....[The best time to access a woman properly is absolutely when she wakes up in the morning!] Let him see you as you are Now!!!

12. Accidental PREGNANCY! [Just because you become pregnant along the line doesn't mean you have to bury your destiny there.

13. Tribal Connection (I must marry someone from my town.,,etc...)

14. To satisfy your Parents.

15. Marrying to hurt your Parent

Thanks, Marriage its a life time commitment so no one should rush into any, take ur time or else u just mind endup regretting nd biting ur lips.

[quote author=tpia@]i guess he gets carried away when he sees butt and breast, he doesnt even know when he opens his wallet and starts doling out cash.[/quote]lmaoooooooooo....

chiboy11: In a couple of yrs ve seen a lot 4rm d hands of girls, recently if u check my last topic here a girl I met on Facbok swindle me of 5k, dis s not knew to me,Last month a girl too I hadly kno, I mean I only saw her once n ve not even torch her hand self ask me to borow her 20k of which I did n now d girl s tellin me to 4get dat moni cuse am biger dan it,Dis same way I ve lost more dan 180k, Almost all d Girls on my BBM I ve been d one paying 4dier BIS n if I refuse again wen dey ask,she simply delete me, why re girls so heartles like dis, dey ve been using me to pay dier bills n stil don't apreciate til I spend more,or s it cuse I don't ask dem 4sex inreturn or dat I ve a fine face n am gud. Anof s Anof I say 2day.

[size=20pt] Please guys kindly teach n help me wit strategies to b a bad guy n God wil bless u, cuse am been robed daily by all dis peasant criminals [/size]

ehyaaaaaaa.....it is well.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Tiring[/quote]awwh...pele....
Same here...feeling so dizzy

[quote author=Mynd_44]I am fine and you?[/quote]Am fine, just tired! How ws ur day?