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Congratulations oritse, God was really by your side.

Chiangel may God make it easy for you.

4real3, a wonderful birth story. Thank God for his gift of life.

Gosh! Who born una? really nasty!

Why is she moving in? Why not wait for the marriage first? Use condoms or Cervical cap.

" Can they just put the damn ring let's get outta here "?

nairalife2013: I HAVE WARNED u not to mentioned or quote me again and u still went ahead to do so and even went further to mention my innocent mum.

I quote whoever I want to quote, what will you do? E bash me? Try....

2sExy1: you are the first person that has ever said she does not eat pounded yam.

Madam, talk true o. Diaris goduoooo

I am an igbo woman, i eat akpu not pounded yam .

2sExy1: but if you visited someone and they offered you the same pounded yam, you go wash hand chop am abi?

People sef. "I hate guest that decide to be an inconvenience to their host"

No, I don't eat it and won't pound it for a visitor, if a visitor needs food, i offer what I have. You don't go inconveniencing people because you want to eat pounded yam, that's what bukas are meant for.

MAYOKUN23: its lyk butter color.

It's normal

nairalife2013: I brought a virgin girl home wen i was in highsch. In d heat of d strugle of trying to gain entry into her, my mum banged furiously at my door and pleaded wid us to be decent a bit as our turmoil was embarasing to d bewildered outside public. D evening was quiet and , unknown to us our voices and desperate strugles was echoeing in d neighbourhood. I forcefully did her and, she left. I still recall d blood i saw on my bsheet. Her blood dat showd us both she was no longer who she was. She went home. In her departure i couldt read her face to know what was on her mind. There was no expression there to read. She was easy and blank and speechless.she Didnt call for weeks. She rejected my calls. After more weeks had passed, she came unannounced to my house! ...She was to become d most caring and d most affectionate of all d girls i had. Loving me so much; always crying and writing letters and poems and tales about our love and d much pains and very plenty tears and d few joys of being in love with a man wid a feelingless heart. I am married to some1 else now. She never knew, but i was cut for a lady wid a fair skin wid big bossoms. She is married now to a medical doc. Even till now after her marriage, anytime our paths crosses, i still see a tear or two in her eyes. She told me i live in her brains. D worst place, according to her, for love to live, cos those dat hav it in the heart easily jettison it. I pity those who are mocking yur post. Pls forgiv thier narrowmindedness. They dont know what life is. Just b patient if u love her. Sometimes u never can tell. Love, i mean real love can make a victim weak, speechless, mesmerised and utterly dazed sometimes. Time will tell. Dont abandon her. Do d best u can. Dis may be yur foundation. But if atlast it is not, move on. Be flexible as a gentleman. Leave rigidity for d ladies and dudes wid lady's heart.

And your mum didn't stop you from raping the poor girl? SMH.


Some will come here to claim that women of those days are any better than the new generation .

Hmmmm

Happy birthday

onirugbon1: Oh ok you don't pound at all.
I thought you could but just don't want to be inconvinienced.

I could but can't be inconvenienced.

onirugbon1: See shakara.

When your inlaws come and they demand, you would tell them FLATLY you don't pound

Yes, anything I can't do, i say i can't, no one will kill me for that. Dying in silence is not my thing.

LyndaRoyce present


MAYONKUN23, what sort of clear discharge?

If you visit my house and demand pounded yam, i will tell you flatly that I don't pound yam. I hate guests that decides to be an inconvenience to their host.


Anyway such guest no fit enter my house .


@ post,The woman that accepted pounding yam for you should have pounded it.

Just send these sisters the hell away, if dialogue doesn't work, call the gate man to bundle them out, your wife can join them if she wishes. This woman has no regards, i can't even imagine my husband's brothers using my laptop without my permission.


No time for nonsense.

gillz: Tnx bennyrazz, I said for d washing machine to last dey shld avoid washing jeans wit it and wen d machine started having fault I discovered dey were washing jeans wit it wen I asked her she said she can't stop dem since I'm not d producer. They wil use my laptop to watch movie(her n d sisters) frm morning to night witout evening seeking my permission wen I called. Her. Privately n tried to stop dem she said its nt possible for her to tell her sisters nt to use d laptop.so many odas

Your wife has no regards for you , nah this laptop palaver go make me push all of them comot for my house, what nonsense?

You don't instruct your wife, you dialogue. There is something about rules and instructions that makes breaking them irresistible.

pickabeau1: The topic is about cheating



And I insist infidelity is not limited to skin colour, race, tribe nor country.
You also should interact with others outside your sphere of influence to see this is so

Quote where I said that it was limited to tribe, race or skin color.


The topic might be about cheating but my post emanated from what am reading from men here not topic.

All these people saying d@ you cant possibly cheat on some1 if you love dem re naive.

Does it make sense for guys to go along with d idea d@ they will neva ve sex with any1 else ever again,wen d biological imperative for male is to mate with as wide a variety of partners as possible.

At the same time,d biological imperative of female is to find a man who will stay with her and provide for her children and a man who is mating with oda women may be tempted to instead provide for the children he has with one of dose oda women.

So w@ is love?...love is the insane state of the male to agree to violate his biological imperative to meet her biological imperative.so by dis definition,if you re willing to ve sex with anoda woman,you cant be in love,but smh!!!...if you re willing to give up the opportunity to ve sex with oda women....you re insane......Goodluck!!!






Pickabeau only a Naija man fit yarn this opata.

pickabeau1: Na only naija man dey cheat?

When 'mentality' and 'cheating' start share the same meaning?

No wonder most of them will raise bastards as their kids,while you are humping around 'chopping' ikpa ngwugwo from Caro to Ijeoma, that refurbished Virgin that you married is busy returning souvenirs from left, right and center. This generation go hear nwii...


The mentality of the average Nigerian man is an assault on humanity.

Chillisauce: Lol, don't try it oh. I mean the broccoli. You will end up farting all day. I was always feeding my toddler, and she kept farting in her creche. They called me and told me to reduce her milk quantity . No one knew it was the broccoli. Was my MIL that mentioned it, as soon as I stopped, the fart stopped.
Na only me dey eat am now. But I don't fart sha
Fine girls don't fart, when we do, we make sure we flush down the toilet

Please make sure the kids are secure in an oxygen mask before you start bombing away, unless of course it smells like Issey Miyake, then no need for the mask .


Lol@ farting in her creche, i can imagine .

Chillisauce: Lol . Maybe we should ignore them . Imagine eating brocolli that puts too much gas in the stomach and looks Like tree , grass, raw tomatoes etc.


I kinda stick to the few veggies I like but you need to see me feeding the little ones with plenty veggies and fruit . They protest, but it's none of my business .

They must eat it o, very healthy

I had to threaten to remove the plantain for my kids to eat the veggies, one ended up vomiting all over the place because of veggies . I regretted trying too hard, i for just let am to chop the one wey hungry am.


That brocolli doesn't look like what I can stuff in my mouth .

Chillisauce: I hate veggies and fruits . I just eat because ' they ' said its healthy.

I love fruits(selected) and manage veggies because " they" said it's healthy .

Chillisauce: Beevan, you want to kill me. Beef, kidney, egg, crayfish.... only for noodles. After eating this one, I'm sure to sleep 7 hrs straight .

Thanks , will try it without the kidney

;Dnah nqwongwo thingz.

Chillisauce: See balanced diet. Just remove the carrot on my own plate .

Lol, you hate carrots?

mamziii: swerie wearing a jean and top is a big no no,I wud advice u wear somtin. Decent like an. Ankara skirt and blouse. Gud luck

Ankara shirt and blouse ? Ha! My sons better not bring home ndi Ankara for meooo!!! .


...A girl that will wear Ankara to my house just ruined the first impression thing for herself.

Whoever thinks women are averse to fruit salad is 'Daftie'.


No, you can't claim to love when you cheat.