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shizzleStar: i have never been that type, I'm a rational being and i dont do that men vs women nonsense. Anyways, apologies accepted, if my joke got to you, sorry about it, even thou you kinda overreacted. We are good!

Nah your joke didn't get to but I know it got to someone.

shizzleStar: How is this beyond me and what is there to learn here that i'm not a woman doesn't mean i don't know anything about fitness, wellness or pregnancy. Please stop being smart by halves, you didn't mention me yet you referred to me, I'm really trying hard not to get pissed.

Then go ahead and get pissed ! ! ! what are you waiting for?

shizzleStar: Yet again, now i'm stewpid! how serious is it that one cannot make light jof the situationand i now sound like some troll on romance section even thou i hardly visit there. Ok'o!

no one said you are stupi*d but that comment of yours...no vex sha, most will always seize the opportunity to attack female here online but you seem different.


Accept my apology for the name calling you claimed but i still hated what you wrote .

Sophyrocks: You are right. I've started taking precautions as early as Now. I use coconut oil on my skin together with my body cream.

Coconut oil doesn't do much for stretch marks, sheabutter and cocoa butter are surer bets, i used only cocoa butter though.

shizzleStar: you just called me a name even when my comment didn't refer to you, oh well ill take it n good faith

Your joke was misplaced, every topic must not be treated with frivolity. If a topic is beyond you, isn't it wise to just read and learn?Remember you answered to the name by yourself, i didn't mention you , you claimed it

shizzleStar: beeevan you sounded hurt as thou you were guilty of my innocent comment, but like i said earlier, i'll pass on this one

How can I be hurt? no am not guilty. Some comments makes one look stu*pid,that innocent comment of yours made you appear so. This is a serious thread for those talking pregnancies not a romance section caricature.

Sophyrocks endeavor to rub all the stretch marks preventing rub - able when preggy to keep stretch marks at bay .

Sophyrocks: Wow. was already scared o. I trust my tummy is elastic.

Every woman is scared of pregnancy and it's effects at some point .

Another slowpoke on rampage .

Sophyrocks: You are fortunate. Some women are not. Ive seen a woman who had a tummy like she had twins. Her tummy simply refused to go down as at the last time i set my eyes on her. Wonder how she looks now. That loose skin is what i fear the most. Gosh. how streched out a tummy turns out determines how much loose skin you're gonna have. I naturally have a flat tummy regardless of how much i overfeed. My tummy must remain flat o. Hmm. I wanna look like Jlo.

It doesn't depend on how stretched out the tummy was,my last preggy was massive but went back completely when I delivered and no loose skin. It depends on the elasticity of your skin, mine obviously is very elastic, hopefully yours is too. Loose skin is really a heart breaker for any woman.

Sophyrocks: Almost every female misses her flat tommy. i will do whatever it takes to make it flat when my time comes. I heard Red wine is good for reduction of belly fat.

You miss your flat tummy when preggy not after, mine is completely flat after birth. People without belly fat are likely to still spot a flat tummy after child birth. Then some few unlucky women will be stuck with loose skin, this you have to go under the knife to be rid of.


I forgot to mention that I only miss it during preggy, even my neighbor with 6 kids still spot it flat , they are multiples though.

Ngokafor: ...Cave men is an understatement.Infact dont talk too muchoo!.
..because if you say you are married then you must be lying and if you are single then thats why you are single..According to Nairalands resident seers..lmao.

This logic of theirs astonish the hell out me, you are either lying or married to a panty sniffer .

Ngokafor: ...no they are panty-sniffers looking for approval from ladies..lmao!

Sophyrocks:

I'm enjoying the sarcasms in this thread. No not only an end time wife o. Modern women and feminists too. Any woman who does that is a feminist.

Haaa!!don't mind me, i forgot the legendary feminists AKA femi Nazis , they are the cause of the entire problems the world is facing . Feminists and end time wives..... the bane of human existence .

I ll choose money and employ the services of a surrogate.

bukatyne: Very correct

But again how dare the wife sleeps when the husband is awake?

Only an end time wife sleeps when husband is awake.

Godmystrength: They will expect her to respectfully ask for permission to do that so that they will not reduce their hubby to a pvssy o.

I don't even know who says good morning first in my house. We even say good morning to our one year old baby when he wakes up. That might mean something o. maybe he is disrespectful sha. I need to start teaching him to respect his elders o

Lol, e no get wetin person no go read here.

Which kind sickening love? If you call me like that, i ll barr your calls .

cococandy: Regular whole wheat?
As in the type we use for normal soup/swallow meals?

I use wheat flour to bake too. But not whole wheat.I've always wondered if I could use whole wheat but someone said it doesn't rise so I've been skeptical about trying it.

Yes, regular wheat but mixed with flour, a friend made this though and I plan to try it out myself. 35% wheat to 65% flour will do, that's how I plan to do mine.

cococandy:



Anyway to better matters.
This chin chin is milky and soft. Love it.
Hungrily waiting for the soup in out kitchen. thread room.

....And is wheat chin chin, healthier .

bukatyne: The wife and if hubby woke up first, he can sleep back till wifey wakes up

this is downright ridiculous

cococandy: Lmao @ king of the jungle.
Beeevan idi funny.

But seriously tho,I can't imagine myself (a die hard romantic) survive in such a rigid environment.

Take for example a beautiful saturday morning.
Neither of them is going to work.
Wifey sees herself waking up before hubby. She looks at him and says to herself 'wow I still can't believe this handsome,chiseled chocolately hunk of a man is all mine'
So she gently lifts her head from his chest to avoid waking him and sneaks off to the kitchen to make something awesomely delicious for him as breakfast.

But before she's done,he's awake and tiptoes into the kitchen,grabs her from behind and says 'good morning my love'
Wondering in his heart 'how did I get blessed with such a beautiful sweet woman?'

Should we tell him to withdraw his good morning because she's supposed to say it first?

I don't think romance can survive so many rules at once.

Meanwhile you owe me a plate of okro soup for this beautiful romantic scenarios I just created for you now

There is no respect in this scenario you described,as a matter of fact the woman here has no respect for her husband at all. A real woman must fling those hands off her hips, fall face flat on the ground and apologize to her Lord and master for not seeing him first. She just reduced her man to a pant sniffer for letting him greet first .


I really wonder how love and friendship thrive in such environment, some marriages have more rules and regulations than Madonna University. Such men will probably report you to their kins men if you slap his butt or grab his crotch playfully .


Munch on this while waiting for your soup.

My mum will always wake me with "good morning (my name), please can you go and do bla bla...... ", 90 percent of the times, i have greeted our gate man first because I probably do see him first.


Gosh!! I really wonder how men this staunch make love to their wives, ominous sounds might have to be played in the background before the act to show that the King of the jungle is about to get on .

No, it's peculiar to her, she is the clingy type.

Make normal people come comment jare.

snazzylove: I tire oo. Who even invited the dumb a$$ mtcheeewww!

I wonder...

Who ever sees who first, greets first.

pickabeau1: .. Mercy is a good thing too

Absolutely.....to those who deserve it .

Godmystrength: I don't know why o. But my dad told my uncle who later told my aunty and her husband. But what should they have even done? Like call a family meeting or talk to the in-law himself?

My dear.... the embarrassment on his face would have been priceless if they summoned him .

lofty900: let me try, wider hole ....

You are too daft to dangle a pendulum,stick to the romance section because that's where you belong.

I miss my flat tummy during preggy and keep wondering if it will ever be the same. I can hardly wear my pants without leaving the zipper open. I miss my indomie noodles as it tastes like Izal in first trimester. My taste bud is the most worrying of them all. I miss good night sleep, stay awake for the most part of the night.


My spouse sees only the advantages,my body feels twice as soft and he gets to eat all that I couldn't. I hate meat for the most part of pregnancy, that leaves everything in the pot for his enjoyment alone.


Other of the advantages for my spouse, i can not mention . .

baby124: That is what this guy is witnessing. He betrayed another, and ended up being betrayed and scammed. Who said karma is not real.

Now he is playing the victim card, humans...