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MrsBreezy:
Lol well maybe I'm just cool and I want the band made from diamond too . Oh right of course.

Ehm a rubber band. Really? He might as well not give me anything.

Haha well what matters is me getting to my destination but I'd rather be driving a Ferrari

Good, we are getting there.

So, tell me, what did he propose with? A diamond ring? White gold? Yellow gold? Silver? Platinum? Emerald? Ruby?

Which one?

MrsBreezy:
Well I'm just saying.

Diamond is not a metal. It's a rock no?. Lol it's no biggie honest. If you were gonna do propose do it properly or ill honestly just look at you and your 0.001 diamond.

It's not for prestige oo.

Haha if you say so. Would you like to inform me?

Diamond is only an accessory added to the piece of metal (ring). And no it is not a rock but a mineral.

I am telling you to appreciate whatever the guy proposes with even if it is a rubber band...

What matters is his honest intention of living with you forever.

MrsBreezy:
I'm sure if I read about the Process of making Paper I'd appreciate it more. Doesn't mean I'd consider it suitable for an engagement ring.

Comparing a paper with diamond... Classic.

What's the big deal in that piece of metal u ladies die to put on your finger?

If he gives you a 0.1 carat, u better appreciate it as it still gives you prestige compared to gold or silver.

I say again, you have no idea what a diamond is and not in an insulting tone or manner.

MrsBreezy:
Lol well yes. But then again things are only worth as much as you make them. And I say 0.1 never!!!

You need to read about diamond like the Process of extraction and formation, etc. Then you will appreciate an 0.001 carat.

^^^ yes you can.

MrsBreezy:
Lol really? So you'd propose with anything...even cheap diamond :O.

There is nothing like a cheap diamond. No diamond is cheap even if it is 0.1carat.

jennykadry:
....now I am curious.. bellong and co....how do you start the process of ice cream licking...it will be nice of yous to educate those who have no clue....those guests viewing this thread and wondering how to go about it without messing up

Hmmnn, I am not good typing a description.. I prefer Verbal explanation with pictorial analysis. However, I give a short description.

Ice-cream is a delicate delicacies that requires care and attention. It can be served cold, warm or hot. It is best served cold with ice pack (these small ice cubes).

[size=4pt] With an ice cube in the mouth, you can gently touch from top to base for stimulation while not making "sisters debbie and dina upwards" feel jealous by paying them attention.

Using the tip of your tongue, you can gently stroke and caress the tip of the opening softly and periodically increase the pressure before digging deep.
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What follows will be one of the best music to be heard without an instrument...

This is only a summary

miredia:
I believe women who actually have a very moderate sex appetite do not totally base their happiness on excellent sexual gymnastics. Off course they are happy after orgasm but it doesn't eliminate sadness completely reason I said temporary gratification. This excessive excitement is a phase, it diminishes over time, well for me though. I am not as excited about sex now like I was when I was younger. Happiness transcend sex for me and a few ladies I know. BTW the word non- performer is relative except off course a one minute man.

Of course, it is not the solution. However, if it is the foundation of the issue, it is wise to address it than saying happiness transcend sex.

In the nearest future, I plan to start a parallel counselling for intending couples in my church.

Most of the pre-marital counselling in churches are mere religion that lack soul. They do fail to be realistic or practical so as not to look unholy. There should be meetings for men and women separately where these issues are addressed.

God is interested in every aspect of our lives and everything that needs a home to be peaceful need be addressed by the Pastor. Most women do cry in silence because their husbands are so rigid and stubborn to taking correction while some women have succeeded in pushing their husbands to the hands of those "red-eyed" ladies who can perform musical wonder with their microphones.

Jenny and Efe need Jesus...

The gods are not smiling, they need to be appeased...

miredia:
But really, this is sincere question, does that guarantee her happiness and subsequently mine? I think its a temporary (spontaneous) remedy. It neither guarantees loyalty. I'm sure you know that.

She is the one the guy claimed is always angry unnecessarily. Experience over the years in studying couples show that when some women are angry and bitter without a reason, the man is not living up to expectation in that department. such women don't have the nerves to spread their tentacles outside and the only way to express their frustration is to throw tantrums.

When you deeply satisfy your woman in secret, she will give you peace in the open. It may not guarantee loyalty with some but it may buy the entire loyalty of others.

Have you not heard some Yoruba women will say, "they cannot allow anybody to pursue them away from their load" even if the man is a devil. The "load" in question is "WVD". When you see a married woman beaming with genuine smiles in the office early morning, the husband has done wonder overnight or early morning.

If your wife is still complaining about your deficiencies in this department, it is better you make a change before she becomes a musician for another man...

Idowuogbo:
Sweet Jesus!

Its the sweetest name I know ooo...

onegig:
haha...
There Is God o. We got kids like moi and Vs like onila around o.
Edit.
Looking down and seeing alot of fs... Let me go back to my Eze Goes to school storybook. Got an assignment to submit tomorrow.

What are you doing here when you should be memorising the multiplication table. What is 3 x 12?

jennykadry:
Where have you been all my life?
Bellong....its official...I am going to kidnap you from the travel section and bring you here....we the NLD ASSOCIATION OF ANGRY BLACK WOMEN have adopted you...you are staying in this section

I visit here more than the travel section.

I have password to only ONE ANGRY Yellowish black woman. The password already unlocked her arsenal, she has no anger/bitterness left in her. Royalroy and Coogar can help you out.

jennykadry:
ROTFLMAO....your ice cream vendour must be a nice woman.

Dont try my ice cream....filled with extra chocolate

I can't try yours for all the money in the world.. I am a loyal customer... Only death can part me from my vendour....

The acidic content is good enough to enhance outburst of spirit filled songs during the serving process. Only those that lick ice-cream will understand this vision...

jennykadry:
Well I am from Norway and my vajinity is still intact.

@bellong

How do you prefer the ice cream in your home? Extra cream abi chocolate flakes?

I am a sucker for vanilla.

Someone was complaining on a thread that his wife is always unnecessarily angry and bitter. I told him that it is because he is yet to take her on a pilgrimage to mountain of transfiguration. Until then, she will remain an angry woman.

jennykadry:
Ice cream boku everywhere....in different shapes and sizes....are you sure you are not looking for ice cream on same gender...we have female and male ice cream sellers

There is only one ice-cream I take ever since I went to Syria to buy. No other Ice-cream can be like it. Better than the one you take in Norway. To crown it all, it is from a female vendour and I only paid once. I never have to be paying again.

Nothing can be like her ice-cream from Syria. Until I met her, I never knew Cambodia is/was a very dry land....

jennykadry:
The art of using one's tongue to devour an ice cream. Just imagine you is holding an ice cream cone....I usually start eating mine from bottom and work my way up to the top...the top is the best part of the ice cream so it's worth saving the best for the last .

I know this because I live and school in Norway

That means I must ask for a refund from my teacher in Cambodia. He never taught us this thing. Moreover, there is no ice-cream in Cambodia.

I started licking ice-cream when I went to Syria.

Jenny, I live and school in Cambodia, what is the meaning of cunniglus and MouthAction?

The video is for constant blackmail, to make her give him the honey at his call anytime. Else, he will threaten her of releasing it if she opposes.

pickabeau1:
Its just an interregnum in the maelstorm of impending criticism


Winter is almost here...

Champions league second round draws will soon be made

Calls Wole Soyinka to interprete before the brain blows off...

coogar:
texans don't mess about....they go straight to the point!

Cowboys got no time to waste...

coogar:
really?
royalroy? hmmmm - i ain't surprised though. too many snipers in this family section.

He is a smooth operator. Works best in the background. It was from him android learnt the "background data" trade...

Coogar,

Royalroy is the sharp shooter that hunted Woged2005. Pickabeau is a mistaken identity...

onegig:
Yeah...the gods can never be wrong.

The gods know all things...

crackhaus:
Bullseye!
This strategy has never failed me in over seven years of putting it into practise.
It's the quickest most reliable judge of character (for both men and women) before every other thing comes into play.

It is what Yoruba call "Ajebi idan" (unfailing things)....

RoyalRoy:
Lollz.... Pickabeau 1....sharpest shooter in the hood!!!!


I concur with 90% of Woged2005's posts.
Its amazing to read from her as her views come from a "strange angle" compared to many here.

Sadly enough I have watched over the years how many women will always come and attack her posts left, right and centre. Still she is one of the few people I follow here.


And Mr Bellong, don't you think too many details will fly you by in 3-4months?
You do know some people are non-professional actors, they can fake themselves into a man's heart!!!

I believe in 6months there would be some level of acquaintance where u both begin to show your true colors.

I never ever wanted a "church girl" right from my teenage days simply because most of them have always been proven to be hypocrites.... We see them everyday rolling with the not so "churchy" dudes in town so what is left to desire from them?

If we want to go by seeking for too many details, 6 months itself is too small. You can't know everything about a person in 6 months but weeks are enough to understand the thinking process, motivation and principles.

We most times miss these salient traits because we don't look well or are blinded by emotions and physique. A very very professional actor will still give somethings away unconsciously if one is looking well and hard enough.

There is what is called a background study. For someone one is planning to be with forever, doing a background check yourself wouldn't hurt. Go to the area she lives, works and her church, mosque or shrine, whichever is applicable, sample opinions about her character and person. It will give you an idea if its what you want. Watch her relate with people especially those perceived to be lower to her in status. Study how she manages her anger, if possible and is skilled, you can stimulate something to make her angry. She can't pretend with a reflex action.

Many things to say but time will not permit me to say them. And yes, 6 months is too much when I can ask God, IFA, etc about the person....

RoyalRoy:
[font=Georgia] Guys have you seen this thread in the Romance Section?

Jeez.. So people now do send forth/valedictory sex? wonders they say shall never end.

The lady has a problem with saying NO.

And both of them are stup.id for their childish behavior. The guy should have taken a walk.

Congratulations gogochocolate.

Amya:
I'm still dating said guy. Really don't know the root cause of my depression. Can't pin it to any thing in particular.

What is currently happening in your relationship?

When Le Proffeseur (Wenger) is not buying an under-age player, he is either looking for buy one get two free or plastic leg players.

I would rather he is retired to be making economic decisions for the club than tactical football decisions. "Football senility" has caught up with him...

At the moment, Only Wenger understands Wenger considering his football decisions.

Woged2005:
Hmmmmm! @bellong. That's scary. You may be jumping to conclusion a lot if you meet a very complicated lady like me. Even my co-workers for many years still say they don't understand me..

No matter how complicated you are, you have a basic "structural foundation". It is that basic thing I need to understand, all other things can be worked out.

It is not rocket science

Aprime:
^^^ Marriage is a life time investment. It's better to know the woman you're dating inside - outside before putting a ring on that finger. Six months and more is good. I say build friendship first.

Woged2005:
What's the rush for if you love her? Invest time and effort in building quality friendship first before marriage. Don't marry then try to build friendship into it. You may be seeing someone's, freshened, happy and good mood yet you haven't known his/her angry, sick, moody, under pressure, etc moods.
What we see in dating most times is the 'Active mode', and not the 'ghost or silent modes'. "..People don't throw stones when they are happy, rather they do when they are angry..and stones hurt.."

3 - 4 months is enough to lay whatever foundation of friendship you are building. It is enough to know her sad, angry, monster, bull crap etc side of her only if you know what you want.

People pretend because the parties involve are not sincere with themselves. The two parties should be themselves and there wouldn't be surprises springing up afterwards.

Of course, it is not as simple as I wrote but it is not complex/complicated either. Each person, irrespective of gender must learn basic rules of relationship and making friends with someone not known to you.

I only need to interact with a lady for some hours before I understand who she is. Some things can't be faked.

"If you meet a lady,..... date her at least 6months... .

If you know what you want, 6 months is too much knowing some basic and fundamental things about a person.

cheedyH:
Bellong thanks. What's the diff b/w migrating dependents and non-migrating dependents?

Migrating dependents are those relatives migrating permanently with you like wife and children while non-migrating are those that may likely join you later or will be paying visits but are not migrating with you immediately.

Dependent in this context is anybody you are responsible for his/her survival.