₦airaland Forum

A careful chronicle of the names here indicted, supports the notion that "Southerners are killing themselves" under the instruction of their "Masters".

Buhari cum Elrufai are doing well

chatinent:
Please, if I start to trek from today to London, how many days will I reach! I'm done with Nigeria. Don't hold me, leave me.

600 years

Funkybabee:
I'm looking after your health

Cleaner, your back, petrol attendant fuel smell, both hazardous.

God will settle you with a better things

Every job has its hazards: an endless list at that.

And someone gave her hands in marriage.

Trumann:
Start, not started. Reno's punch obviously caused you grammatical epilepsy.

Baba take it easy nah!
Do you want to squeeze life out of that niccur?

uuzba:
These kind Chinese we have these days.
I thought all of them can fight kung-fu in their country. Them suppose dey beat us na.
Abi no be there IP man, Jet Li, Jacky Chan come from?
We suppose dey fear their skills na.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden dragon... No be their fighting skills full that film?

Imagine your frame of mind.

NwaNimo1:
Buhari,

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Nwoke Nimo!
The way you pass information across is incredibly smart.

Valwezzy:
Is it that this government doesn't know about this popular primary school idiomatic expression “those who go a-borrowing, go a-sorrowing...whether shortly or the eventual future, that debt is going to have to be repaid.

You keep borrowing with nothing to show for it.

How do they plan on repaying all these borrowing/debts?

Mate! Why are you expecting too Much from this govt headed by an almajiri drop out?
The only thing learnt in that system of education is bambi allah: begi begi.

Its a lie, Nigerian Police cannot be this Wicked..........Helinus

Out darling daddy has sanctified Nigerian police force......Mannabbqgrill

These are Ibob miscreants, they aren't police..........Ngpatroit

Ipob on the beat again with their hate.......HangMNK

Zombies everywhere

yanabasee2:
I doubt if Nigeria's old constitution will sell pass 200at the parks or roadside ... Aside pirating ....

You go buy?
Na akara woman go fit buy am (#45) to wrap akara

mu2sa2:
The Brit is a renowned ballistics expert and his expertise was sought by sending the bullet shells recovered at lekki tollgate to him for forensic analysis. He did his work professionally. Why would I not believe his report. You want me to believe so-called eyewitnesses, who are hoodlums and rascals who went there to hijack the protest.

Are you for real?
What would be more reliable: invite myriad of Lekki occupants for eyewitness report or buy a "Foreign Professional" expert all the way from Britain?
I hope Super Agent Fashola was not also imported to discover hidden Camera from a crime scene?
The purported denial of Lekki massacre is only a charade and I know if the govt invites the Expert, then they must also pay him; I think it is easier to constrain him than millions of protesters.
I shudder at your reasoning! I am fearful for the legacy we are building.

mu2sa2:
The Brit is a renowned ballistics expert and his expertise was sought by sending the bullet shells recovered at lekki tollgate to him for forensic analysis. He did his work professionally. Why would I not believe his report. You want me to believe so-called eyewitnesses, who are hoodlums and rascals who went there to hijack the protest.

That line of argument is very weak.
In this context, truth cannot be relative; do you also believe the "professional " to tell you facts that are obvious?
Maybe, the "professional" experts would also make decisions for you.

mu2sa2:
Kemi olunloyo is talking sense. I am surprised how members of the panel came by those casualty figures especially after receiving the forensic report from the ballistician. The british ballistic expert, after an analysis of the empty bullet shells recovered from the scene after the shooting, concluded that he was 99.99% sure that the bullet shells didn't match the rifles used by the army. Yet, the panel say the army committed a massacre without any evidence! Btw, one can watch the video clips on youtube - from the videos the muzzle of the soldiers' rifles will be seen emitting only sparks over the heads of the protesters, which is consistent with the testimony that soldiers only used blank bullets. If the soldiers had fired live bullets into the protesters hundreds of people would have been killed.
Hoodlums who hijack EndSars brought firearms to lekki tollgate, almost certainly.

You believed a Brit who resides thousands of miles away but couldn't believe those who were witnesses at the scene just because he said he was an expert and he also said what you needed to hear.
I believe you were never at the toll gate.

mu2sa2:
Kemi olunloyo is talking sense. I am surprised how members of the panel came by those casualty figures especially after receiving the forensic report from the ballistician. The british ballistic expert, after an analysis of the empty bullet shells recovered from the scene after the shooting, concluded that he was 99.99% sure that the bullet shells didn't match the rifles used by the army. Yet, the panel say the army committed a massacre without any evidence! Btw, one can watch the video clips on youtube - from the videos the muzzle of the soldiers' rifles will be seen emitting only sparks over the heads of the protesters, which is consistent with the testimony that soldiers only used blank bullets. If the soldiers had fired live bullets into the protesters hundreds of people would have been killed.
Hoodlums who hijack EndSars brought firearms to lekki tollgate, almost certainly.

This is an empty analysis without common sense.
If the army fired empty bullets, where are the shells?

hopefulLandlord:
googling specific verse is as good as reading it

I know.
Drop the mic abeg

hopefulLandlord:
OP dishonestly changed many of the verses to fit his agenda. if you don't believe me just Google each verse and see. for instance *Proverbs 13:11* doesn't say anything about "get rich quick"

I guess lying is okay, so long you're doing it for Jesus. isn't that what most preachers do anyways?

Why not read the bible instead of Googling?

Rascality is having too much money and not knowing how to spend it.
Dino tooth! Hmm mm!

Aganju849:
So far as Ibos are concerned Zik belongs in the same category with Ukpabi Asika, Joe Igbokwe or Ike Nwachukwu

Efulefu

Simple and Short!

Judge: Man, what was his crime?

Plaintiff: My Lord, he committed murder.

Judge: Who did he kill?

Plaintiff: A president

Judge: What!! (expressing shock)

Defendant: my lord, iiiii.......am am am am.... So so so

Judge: common keep quiet!

Judge: What is the president's name?

Plaintiff: Buha.....

Judge: mtcheewww! Is it Buhari?

Plaintiff: yes my Lord.

Judge: discharge that young man, he has done a noble task.

Paragon311:
An organized person can hardly miss his flight.

People with lackadaisical attitude do not understand planning ahead of time..

Don't talk like one without experience.
Think before talking.
Life is a bunch of lesson.
Anyways,
Experience is what tells you to watch your steps; it is also what you get if you do not.

Ass licking is becoming a better credential than Sanity these days.

Blessednehy1:
What nonsense is Joe Igbokwe trying to spew out?
I'm from Imo state.
There's no place like Akwakuma Okporo Orlu in Imo state.
Akwakuma is in Owerri between Amakohia and Ubommiri.
Okporo is in Orlu between Amaifeke and Umutanze.

There is no link or intersection between Akwakuma and Okporo and the distance between these two areas is at least 45minutes to 60 minutes drive.

So I want to believe that Joe Igbokwe's account was hacked!

This is total deceit.

You don't know Joe at all:
What you saw above is his usual trade. He does that both for clout and inspiration (He gets inspired when he lies.)

Olamilekxy:
Collecting 30k salary doesn't make someone less human. Davido net worth is someone wrist watch.

The better way to say it Is move with people that going change your life for good, it can be anything, personality, mentality or anything, moving with people cos of money can leads to asslicker

@ bolded,
But being a BMC is.
Read thoroughly through and identify a sane semblance between your comment and that of the OP you quoted: you are all saying the same thing.

Hian!!!
Wahala be like Fan, na turn by turn

waldigit:
People can see APC government we voted for change. People who are already buying their poles, cables and transformer would now again get loan from government to by meters. Why are people pretending they fear God

You and who voted APC?
This political correctness got to stop.

waldigit:
People can see APC government we voted for change. People who are already buying their poles, cables and transformer would now again get loan from government to by meters. Why are people pretending they fear God

You and who voted APC?

DSC7:
Wahala

........ be like onion, e dey come layer by layer.

Muchmore024:
Most of this people that claim to study in Benin republic actually bought their certificate. I know of an olosho that drop out from a state university cos her cgpa cannot flash MTN number then in a matter of a year anty said she has graduated from Benin republic. Like how? Nysc has been denying her from serving since January. Now she has finally be given callupnumber this month. She is going for NYSC now. I did the needful by congratulating her

The reason for this obvious desperation to go to the university is what I cannot phantom.

JubrinElSudan:
Which one is Ubangi?
What happened to Nile, Niger, Siliva(Senegal), Congo, Orange, Limpopo, Zambeze(Zambezi) we used to sing growing up then

Hahahahaha!!!
Some of them dried up.
Lol

ManirBK:
Good move good bless BABA Buhari good bless Nigeria

God bless who?
For six years and you think he could just do magic and BOOM!, food prices will just plummet. Sorry mate! That ain't happening.
Simple Economics will solve this inflation: Open up the borders and watch how food prices will come down.
That ain't rocket science.

Maxymilliano:
Let it be on record that on 20/10/2020. The APC led Nigerian government Under the leadership of General Mohammodu Buhari rtd. ordered the Army to massacre it's own citizens.

The citizens were peaceful and armless Protesters, who were demanding for a better vountry for them and their generation...

They were massacred while reciting the Nigerian anthem waving Nigerian flags in their hands. The Truth has eventually come out.

Shameless Lie Mohammed will come out and react stupidly

#Massacre
#WeWontForget
#EndSARS

Unfortunately, some persons are still re-echoing the Presidency of BAT