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Onegai:
Sophie the Giraffe can grow mold in it (insane parents cut some up) and the manufacturer had to announce that you are not supposed to put it in water. Plus some weird babies choked on theirs (my brother says "kids whom evolution has deemed unworthy because how dumb is that kid?!" ). Also, when you lose Sophie at Radisson Blu and you are crying and mention how much it costs, more experienced parents will insult you for being daft enough to spend that much on a #$@! Teething toy and your mother will tippex your name out of her will. And your younger kids will forever hate your firstborn because Mummy spent so much on a teething toy and on Aden & Anais blankets and all the lastborn got was a fairly used tricycle from Idumota and old wrapper to nibble on.

Just talking theoretically.... Not like I did that or lost any thing... Nothing to see here, move along...

I just had to quote this for laugh reference

Lessons learned :


As much as possible don't take your kids out at night. If they like let him cry blood and poo, my DS is not going out at night again.

Please don't leave the car lights on. The hoodlums saw them at exactly the moment when the car lights came on.

So this is what happened
My bro in law went with d kids and d wife yesterday evening 2 pick my MIL who just returned from abj my son inclusive(P.S we live in a family compound so na 2 just pack d children for motor go). He parked at a junction o, pple full dia o So he left dem dere den crossed d road to wait for d bus Na im one sienna cum block dia own 3 guys burst out 2 with guns Yank d front door open and asked my bro in law's wife 2 come down with her baby Dey started dragging her 9 months old baby She was shouting 4 her husband to come U see as devil dey do, d hubby no hear or see anything Dey asked her to lie down on d floor
She did o still hugging her baby tight She was begging dat d baby is her only child while shouting dey tried to shut her up with guns dey didn't shoot, thank God. She kept saying shoot me let me die, na my pikin be dis I no get another one 4 house o. All of a sudden dey saw my son and her 3 year old daughter in d car dey started trying to force d back doors open thank God for automatic doors D doors no gree open. All 3 of them never thought of opening d front doors to Jack d children run God is wonderful as dey were trying both back doors she started shouting again naim boys hear and started running to help her from all angles Including d husband It was also at dat moment dat my mother in law and father-in-law arrived d kidnappers saw dey were overwhelmed and dey quickly drove off.

Never underestimate d power of prayers just dis morning I sang and prayed specifically for the children in d haus dat God should give us all that if will take to raise them aright, spiritually, financially and morally and we shall never weep over them
My DS came back and was telling shoot gun shoot gun mom. Me I no understand. Her daughter was saying police tell my mummy shut up. Police tell my mummy lie down, Mum lie down on the floor with Laura. To them na adventure. Thank God. I don't even know what to say to thank Him. I'm speechless

Shawbabe:
Shaking and crying and u ran to Internet?

Anyway we thank God they're safe.

Sis, abeg waka pass. I take God beg you.

Mamas please help me Praise God, I don't know what would have become of us this night. My son and my Brother in law's kids would have been kidnapped this night but God stopped them. I'm still shaking and crying sef.

Lululuv, don't watch weight o biko ur baby needs d nutrients. Just eat every every in moderation. Which hospital r u using now?

Iomoge2, wicked
Lululuv, Wednesdays are antenatal days. Hold like 8k for registration and general tests. Scan is 1500.


Roseey0 so sorry for your loss. God will surely replenish.

Lululuv, absuth is on strike but u can register at a good private hospital. I used kahabiri at ikonne Road off umuola Road ogbor hill. D CMD is verrrrrrrrrrry good trained in the US and used to work at Nigerian Christian hospital onicha ngwa.

HI mamas. Oya manage dis fried rice

Where are my fellow stream 2 peeps dat were making noise dat dey will scatter dis place with update and pictures? Una don hide abi? Lol

Some are trying tho

simababe:
Madam ow na. Op u re enjoying service at home

Lol, na real service at home. I'm enjoying it o.

Abia copas please notify me when kit arrives. I'm a nursing mother so I'm not in camp.

realdentist:
beautiful damsel. God bless her

Amen. Thank you.
PrincessKF where art thou?

Congratulations flodel
November 2016 mamas, hwfar? I just took my 3rd TT shot dis week.

Baby Eliana at 2 months week 2

Is there actually a cure? It's a viral infection and it will run its course with just pain relief meds to manage pains

Anterior placentation is as normal as posterior. It's just like saying one isn't normal because she's short. Some are short and some are tall

Dunasy, u r too much.

Jpierre:
Please any good factory where I can get cellophanes without leakages? Very close to owerri IMO state. Anyone with a contact should help out

The one I know is at aba.
26 umuocham road. That road just beside rhema University. The name is chimchuks.

Abikun please send the manual to Gracexcellence@gmail.com. Thanks.

Simababe, how far? Which stream carry you?

Florena, lovely birthstory
I was laughing until the end of the story. No birth plan again. Labour fling d tin troway. The part where you open every every and went on all fours Chai!
For the puupuu fresh pineapple juice worked for me.

PrincessKF, baby fame is so handsome u make me want a baby boy again.

Baby Eliana at 1 week 5 days drunk on breast milk so early in the morning.

We had a nasty episode with nickel allergy and milia/peeling skin so no pictures for now. I couldn't resist this one

November mamas on the show,
Congratulations Ojac1, XX01, florena and bolseas. God bless your babies.

Oshey01, congratulations.
Florena ooooo ooooo where are you? I hope you are ok.



MoskiDarl, it is well. Sticky baby dust to you.

I want to share this here.


With my first pregnancy/delivery, I was in labour but contractions were not strong so I had to be induced /labour augmented. By the time my baby was out, I had fainted because I was too weak as I reacted badly to the oxytocin and I had third degree tear. Recovery was something else. I was depressed cos I was in so much pain for 2 weeks.

So when I got pregnant again, I started asking God for supernatural delivery, painless contractions, no tear, short labour and no/minimal after delivery pains. I didn't get the painless contractions but I had a very short labour, I was already 6cm, without contractions, as soon as I got to the hospital, my water broke and every other thing happened so fast. I had a tear and it was stitched after which I was like "God, really? After all the begging? No wahala.", I sha prepared for the pains to come after the anesthesia wore off. I got none. 5 days post delivery still no pains, stitches were loosing. I decided to look at my hoohaa in a mirror, I looked and I didn't see any sign of tear or stitch, just loose thread hanging everywhere, removed the thread and everything looked normal like nothing happened there. I had to show my mum to be sure I wasn't seeing double, same thing. Today is exactly 1 week pp, no lochia, no pains, tummy has gone down and breast milk is gushing.
This is a post of gratefulness, sorry it's a long post.