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Travel › Re: Boeing 777X: Boeing Unveils World's Longest Passenger Plane(Pics) by bezimo(m): 11:41am On Mar 17, 2019
Offpoint1:
A year after it's in the market one will crash, that's the sacrifice they'll make to appease the aliens behind invention.

Like it or not, there's no technology made that won't claim human life, even as harmless as your smartphone. Blood sacrifice must be made to appease the demon.
Hmmm..why this theory?
Crime › Re: How Childless Woman Was Beaten And Burnt To Death For Stealing Baby In Hospital. by bezimo(m): 4:18am On Mar 17, 2019
This jungle justice people are babaric and crude people..the crime she commited did not involve killing..so why should she be killed and burnt to death..what a useless babaric set of animals.she should been arrested and handed over to the police for prosecution..
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop David Oyedepo, Wife And Children In Lovely Family Photo by bezimo(m): 4:17pm On Mar 13, 2019
Laughing at the devil and haters grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Abroad, How Did You Choose Your Significant Half? by bezimo(m): 3:15am On Mar 12, 2019
cococandy:
Whatever

I can’t waste my time talking with someone who doesn’t know what they are talking about
Like fuckoff like i care about your infinitesimal opinion..Mtchww.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Abroad, How Did You Choose Your Significant Half? by bezimo(m): 3:12am On Mar 12, 2019
cococandy:
How that he paid off when. Lmao.

With his security job? grin


Make una dey yarn rubbish for people wet no sabi

Prenup my behind
Whyve dey pain you say the guy wan secure his poperty with prenup or you have a hidden agenda to divorce him and pursue him out of the house grin grin grin..Nonsense..oh your behind.. grin..not only your behind..but your boohole
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Abroad, How Did You Choose Your Significant Half? by bezimo(m): 12:41am On Mar 12, 2019
aswani:
Please sir, if you have established yourself (i.e good job, house and assets), I beg of you not to come to Naija to find a wife.
You are best of finding someone over there who knows how you have to struggle to achieve what you have.
A high proportion of women that go abroad, as a result of marraige, to an established environment are the worst behaved.
If you are not established, no wahala, take a wife and you can both struggle together to make it. If you are, your best bet is to find a woman without papers over there who will fully appreciate what she has come into having seen the other side of
things.
A word is enough for the wise, don't add yourself to the group of people that regularly tell their stories of regret.
100% truth.I hope guys note this fact.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Abroad, How Did You Choose Your Significant Half? by bezimo(m): 12:33am On Mar 12, 2019
lefulefu:
there is one story i read some yrs back for nairaland frontpage. There was this guy from anambra state based in atlanta and working in a security firm. The bros come dey look for a homebased nigerian wife and im family back home come arrange one village girl for am. The guy marry d guy then train her for nursing school. Omo na wen d lady graduate and come dey work as a nurse na im she jus change am for d guy. She start to dey cheat on d guy and anytime d guy confront am dem go argue and she go call police on d guy for domestic abuse. Eventually she divorce d guy then the court order the guy to vacate im house for the lady plus make the lady get full custody of the two kids plus half of wetin im don invest also goes to d lady. This im ex wife come dey invite one younger black american guy wey come dey smash her for d housecheesy. Na so one afternoon dis guy come snap then enter im ride then drive to im former house wey dis lady dey. Nobody was at home except d lady. D bross start to dey argue with the lady and durin d argue im pull out gun then shoot her then also turned the gun on himself.omo wen i read dat story i jus weakcheesy. D bros for prevent all these heartache from happenin to him by jus dating a girl in america and gettin married to dat one instead of travelling all the way to naija to get the elusive african maiden. Afterall good nigerian girls dey yankee.
Na the pattern of 9ja girls wey come over as wife be that..thats not an isolated case..them many like that for Atlanta, Georgia..i can tell you with all confidence that it is a trend very high among igbo girls brought over to yankee.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Abroad, How Did You Choose Your Significant Half? by bezimo(m): 12:28am On Mar 12, 2019
lefulefu:
so wat of those american housewives in the suburbs who wash and clean and tend for the kids while the husband is outside hustling for d daily job. See guy if op is jardon or yankee based and he comes back home with the intention of looking for a homebased wife he go jus cast himselfcheesy. The only way u can get a genuine homebased wife if u are based overseas is to have a serious genuine girl while u were in naija and if u happen to port over the other side and u now settled u can get married to her and move her over with u. Any other way na yahoo yahoo naija home based chick u go getcheesy.
Yahoo yahoo fake ass pretending girls grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Abroad, How Did You Choose Your Significant Half? by bezimo(m): 12:25am On Mar 12, 2019
cococandy:
Sign prenup on what?

On his house that the bank still owns?

Ignoramus grin

You Nairalanders are hilarious
House that he may have paid off before bringing the liability wife to come and take adantage of him..You are an idiot for calling your father that..stupid scumy hoe
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Abroad, How Did You Choose Your Significant Half? by bezimo(m): 12:13am On Mar 12, 2019
If you must marry a 9ja girl and bring her over..make sure she sign a prenup..dont go and be unfortunate .

The trend of a larger percentage is that they marry..come to the abroad then discover the system over favours them and then take advantage of it..start misbehaving then divorce the man collect his property and children, leaving him with neither root nor branch..9ja girls are heavy pretenders..she will act all submissive and nice till she come there then you will see her true colours.

Even the 9ja born girls living in the abroad tend to be heavy assholess, very arrogant and proud..so they are not an option.When you look at the whole thing..you find out that black girls from other countries may just be the way forward to find level headed girls with traditional african values..
Politics › Re: PDP Thugs Destroying Electoral Materials In Cross River - APC Shares Video by bezimo(m):
Why would PDP destroy votes that they have naturally won..who will vote APC in CR..useless bastard lying liars APC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by bezimo(m): 9:31pm On Mar 06, 2019
They wan kee Man.U..see heavy pressure grin grin
Who send ManU
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Joshua Iginla Married Stella Zimasa Ndamase, Pregnant With 2nd Child by bezimo(m): 8:54pm On Mar 05, 2019
AngelicBeing:
Do you have comprehension problem, where did l condemn him, l only said that if I were in his shoes, that I will not be able to stand on the pulpit to preach, I don't give a fvck whether he confesses to God, Satan or demons, Buhari, Jonathan or Obasanjo that is his problem, Abeg Park well, whether he made a mistake or not, I don't give a fvck, rubbish, park well, himself and other pastors fúçkiñg about should all buzz off and fúçk off and continue to fúçk off l don't give a fvck nonsense angry
Mtchww
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Joshua Iginla Married Stella Zimasa Ndamase, Pregnant With 2nd Child by bezimo(m): 8:11pm On Mar 05, 2019
AngelicBeing:
Nawao, he was fúçkiñg a South African woman and his wife was also fúçkiñg other men, very unfortunate, if I am in his shoes, I will not be able to stand on the pulpit and preach shocked
Well it happened and it is what it is..he made a mistake and if God dont condemn him..why should you.So park well abeg.Besides he isnt the first big man of God who would have problem in his marriage. So free the man jor.At least he confessed and spoke publicly about it and opened himself up to ridicule and insults.
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Joshua Iginla Married Stella Zimasa Ndamase, Pregnant With 2nd Child by bezimo(m): 4:28pm On Mar 05, 2019
David..the man after God did same and worse because murder was involved..but God still forgave him.
so whether the case is..whether he married the baby mama or not. He is still a prophet of God.

From the confessions..it seems..His wife committed adultery more than 7 years ago..he forgave and didn't divorce as allowed by scriptures.then problem started..then he too went and did his own I guess with this said lady and had a child...and I guess the problem with his wife got worse..then she left him to the State with the children..and he has been begging her to resolve the matter she refused and probably began blackmailing him..so I guess before they do further damage to his ministry it was better for him to confess and end the marriage.
Education › Re: What Were You Taught In School That You Later Learned Was Completely Untrue? by bezimo(m): 4:19pm On Mar 05, 2019
That beans is protein..not knowing it more of Carbs than protein
Crime › Re: Unemployment And Poverty Are Forcing Nigerians To Turn To Oil Theft - Aljazeera by bezimo(m): 6:52pm On Mar 02, 2019
Yet voted Buhari to continue the next level of poverty.Useless people
Politics › Re: Video Of Hausa-fulani Beggar: Matters Arising by bezimo(m): 7:39pm On Mar 01, 2019
This Op should please just shut up instead of saying Nonsense.
Its their money and they can choose not to give for whatever reason.
Politics › Re: I Didn’t Lose, The Results Will Be Corrected —akpabio by bezimo(m):
Oh you didnt lose..why not call Buhari grin grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Atiku Beats Buhari In Delta State by bezimo(m): 4:08pm On Feb 26, 2019
Which of my bastard delta people voted for Buhari..
Sports › Re: Cup Final: Chelsea Keeper Refuses To Come Off, Coach Maurizio Sarri Angry(Photos by bezimo(m):
When are they sacking this useless coach..useless Chelsea management..Now I see why the guy never ever won any trophy before..too stupid and lame..yet Chelsea went for such a disaster
Celebrities › Re: Femi Otedola And DJ Cuppy Show Their PVCs while on queue (photo) by bezimo(m): 4:34pm On Feb 23, 2019
olasaad:
What happened to her leg
It's called polio pose..tilt one leg..the stupid stuff girls do grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: 2019 Elections: Bishop Oyedepo Rains Curses, Reveals What Will Happen by bezimo(m): 7:14pm On Feb 21, 2019
only evil minded troublers will have a problem with the prayer of my Bishop..
Family › Re: Italian lady with a Nigerian mother complains about being a victim of racism by bezimo(m): 7:07pm On Feb 21, 2019
Negra!! I haven't heard on before Oh.lol
Politics › Re: Nigeria Has Taken Over South Africa As Africa Biggest Economy ~ BBC by bezimo(m): 2:25pm On Feb 20, 2019
mycar:
Checking BBC website

Fake news spotted, edited bbc screenshot.
just like scam emails, they will always make a mistake, going by the write up if it is something to go by,
**Nigeria comes in at number one with a GDP of $1.121 trillion** No projection from the world bank.

And ** Egypt is second with GDP - $1.13 trillion**.
The World Bank (WB) predicts that the country's economy will increase by 5.7% in 2019.

So, when has 1.121 become bigger than 1.13?

I see fools everywhere! Just create a blog site, type rubbish there, create a thread and the moderator will send it to the front page twice with the speed of light but that of a sensible thread,No, he will close the thread and refer you to another closed thread. You end up going in circles in other to contribute
I knew it was a scam..Waste APC govt
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: F.A Cup (0 - 2) On 18th February 2019 by bezimo(m): 9:45pm On Feb 18, 2019
Between Sarri, Andre villa Boaz and scolari..i don't know who is worst..i would think Sarri...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: F.A Cup (0 - 2) On 18th February 2019 by bezimo(m): 9:15pm On Feb 18, 2019
lonewolf777:
Lool they will likely lose the match, can’t remember the last time they do a comeback
I didn't give them much off a chance though..useless club
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: F.A Cup (0 - 2) On 18th February 2019 by bezimo(m): 9:12pm On Feb 18, 2019
Useless Sarri idiot never learn..same disaster defence strategy match in match out..Damn.
If Chelsea don't sack that useless idiot Sarri after they lose this match..they must be inept
Education › Re: Outrageous School Fees Paid By Church Universities In Nigeria by bezimo(m): 6:36pm On Feb 16, 2019
NLbully:
1. Bowen university

Bowen University is owned and operated by the Nigerian Baptist Convention. Located at Iwo in Osun state it is housed on the campus of the Baptist College which is a teacher-training institution just outside the city of Iwo.

For Bowen university their school fees are as follows:

– For students in B.A. and B. Sc. Programmes, a minimum of N300,000 must be paid from the session fees in the first semester before registration.

– For students in the law faculty, a minimum of N500,000 must be paid from the session fees in the first semester before registration.

– For students in the medicine and surgery department (pre-clinical) , all fees and levies must be fully paid at the beginning of the first semester while a minimum of N 800,000 must be paid before registration.

– For students in the medicine and surgery department (clinical) , all fees and levies must be fully paid at the beginning of the first semester while a minimum of N 1,000,000 must be paid before registration.

2. Covenant university


Covenant University is a private Christian university and a member of the Association of Commonwealth Universities. It located in Ota, Ogun state, Nigeria.
For Covenant university the school fees ranges from N774, 500 for courses such as Banking an Finance, Economic and Development studies, Business management and so on to to N814,000 for engineering programmes and Architecture.


3. Benson Idahosa university


The Benson Idahosa University (BIU) is a private, Christian university in Benin City. It was named in honor of Archbishop Benson Idahosa, a charismatic pentecostal minister from Benin and the university reflects his evangelical beliefs.
At Benson Idahosa university the students of Agriculture pay the lowest fees, which is N278,000 per session in their final year, while students of law pay as much as N1,150,000 in their first year and N643,800 by their final year. Mathematics students pay N583,000 per session.


4.Babcock university

Babcock University is a private Christian co-educational Nigerian university owned and operated by the Seventh-day Adventist church in Nigeria.
In Babcock university, education program students pay the lowest school fees which is N244,000 per session, while the highest paying students are Accounting, Nursing science and Computer science students who pay as much as N482,000 in their first year alone.

5. Redeemer’s University

Redeemer’s University was established in 2005, and it is owned by the Redeemed Christian Church of God. It is located at Ede, off Gbongan-Oshogbo Road, Osun state, Nigeria.
At Redeemer’s university, admission fees alone run into N110,000 in the first year. With tuition fees and other fees running into N695,000 in the first year alone.

6. Ajayi Crowther university

The Ajayi Crowther university is located in Oyo state, Nigeria. The university was established by the Supra Diocesan Board , West of the Church of Nigeria popularly known as the Anglican Communion.
The faculty of humanities in the Ajayi Crother university pays as much as N395,000 per session and it happens to be the lowest. The faculty of law students pay N690,000 in tuition fees every session.

7. Madonna university

Madonna university is a private catholic university in Nigeria. It was founded on May 10, 1999 in Okija, Anambra state. In Madonna, medicine students pay as much as N925,000 in their first year’s first semester alone. In the second semester they pay N575,000, which brings the total they pay in their first year to about N1,490,000.

Is Education really worth it grin




#Peace
Were is covenant university compared to other Nigerian public university...you tell me..its not prayer.. that is been used to pay the thousands of staff there..it is good money.. they get no dime or grant from government..they generate their own power.Imagine the cost.how would they function as a research intensive university

You just wake and spewing B.S..oh it's outrageous.. why don't you try a public university and see the difference
Car Talk › Re: For ₦127million, This Luxury, Armored Cadillac Escalade Beast Will Stop Bullets by bezimo(m): 4:28pm On Feb 16, 2019
AutoReportNG:
When you are rich, you can bribe even deaths..

See more pictures and videos here...

https://www.autoreportng.com/2019/02/this-127million-addarmors-cadillac.html
But hope you don't come down from the car
Romance › Re: Why You Shouldn't Send Her Valentine Gifts Yet. by bezimo(m): 6:16pm On Feb 14, 2019
Amakavula:
So you have been trying to get a girl since, but her response has been cold., and discouraging. You shared your affections with her but she never said Yes or Tell you straight No.

Then all of a sudden, a week to Valentine she is all responsive and adds " Dear , Honey , Baby " to every single text she sends you. As a man you would be pleased and Happy. Finally she is responding, hurray!!! but don't take the bait yet.

Let the 14th pass befote you hurry off to buy her expensive gifts and things thinking you are doing great. Hold off those gifts still late evening, and chat her through the day without indicating you intend to do anything for her and check her responses.

I advise my Male friends all the time, money don't get you a lady. It might get you her attention for a few days max , and so will 10 other dudes. You aren't the only one you are on a scale, bringing out your best weapon early ensures others can counter you.

Don't always wipe out your wallets, wait for her to make little sacrifices, or indication of interest first on her own before you start spending... But if you feel like appreciating her with no strings attached, then go at it. Spoil her and she will shower you with attention.. grin
I wish I learnt that early but good it's not too late
Romance › Re: Man Gets Banana & Groundnut As Valentine Gift From The Cleaning Lady At Work by bezimo(m): 6:11pm On Feb 14, 2019
germanized:
The most popular Valentine's gift of all time, Chocolate, is still food. So stop saying all that.

When you're at a stage in your life where you have most things, it's simple things like these that catch your attention.

Women don't even know how to buy gifts, most of them end up buying fake shirts and watches and if you have taste, you'll probably dash someone.

I prefer this biko.
Gbagam

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