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Akolawole:
Ummh Madam

In 2003/04, Whipp cross hospital seems to be the cheapest in london for around £1200 for private patient but as at December 2008, Mayday hospital is the cheapest in the region of 4/5k. I knew this 100%.

The manager in charge of Mayday's one is a Jamaican lady in her 40's.

Attached is their last years price list.

There has clearly been some misunderstanding somewhere . . . If the former moderator did not see what happened, perhaps you did not too, and so it was wrong for me to come down on you harshly as I did . . . Ikunle mi re, Uncle Methusalah, e fi ori jimi, e dakun . . .

Back to the manuscript, how many pregnant women/men was that "bill" you supplied, issued to? Or how can one woman have a normal delivery and a Caesarean at the same time or unless she had twins and one was delivered normally and the other via Caesarean https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/1087.gif or unless the charges is that high because you are a pregnant man

From the "bill" you produced up there, the only charges that would apply to the OP lastpages ^{by the grace of God} is just £33 for outpatient appointment and £905 for normal delivery and the less than £150 she would have to cough up for blood (pathology) test.

And I have seen people giving birth and being kicked out of the hospital 2 hours later to free up beds, so she does not and will not need to spend a day in hospital. Her baby would not have to be delivered via caesarean nor would the baby be premature and need to spend time in SCBU or NNICU in Jesus's name, SOMEBODY IN THE HOUSE SHOUT AMEN

By the way remind me next month to take appropriate steps to sack that Jamaican lady for embezzlement and misappropriation of funds and for slyly adding up the "price list" and presenting it as the total bill We also have to sue her at the tribunal for discrimination on sex ground, how dare she want to charge you ^{my Methuselah} more just to give birth, and nearly £5,000 because you are a man




@ Voice of reason

I haven't forgotten you o, will BRB

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=241742.msg3558846#msg3558846 date=1236423482]Shapey, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle,
she is already through the UK embassy. She is all set which is

am sure if she had taken US route from nigeria, by now her dreams of giving birth oversea would have been nothing.[/quote]Thank you Sisthren, you have said it all, A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

Off-topic, It is not my own Busy_bod[b]y[/b] (Iyalode) giving you grief, but Busy_bod[b]i[/b] (JennyKadri) so I apologise on her errant miscreant's lard arse, Dakun, Biko, Abegi, please forgive her, she means well

shapey:
@bigbumper

Thanks alot dear. I just decided it was time to take a break. If things change-not that I'm expecting them to-good, if not, the show must go on. I am comfy and happy taking care of my baby myself.

So happy to hear that you are holding your head up high, how's your little one, I am sure the joy you feel everytime you look into your baby's eyes and she smiles at you is enough to compesate for all you are going through, and hopefully the bond between you and your husband would grow stronger through your baby. And don't worry, all these too shall pass

blacksta:
hope you have not parted with money yet. I would advice you do your own research . The british immigration website is a good starting point. The u.k government recently change the crieteria for getting into the u.k as a skilled person . I understand they are not looking for engineers, doctors, nurses and i t people anymore. but will consider application from cotton pickers, clowns, sheep barbers etc

ROFLMAO How apt

So Travel2uk, over to you, how soon can you help our beloved Siena, we don't even mind chipping in financially to help further his career as a clown God don butter Siena's bread today Siena don't forget us when you get to UK and don't forget to send me some snow too in the post

Akolawole:
Loads of NHS hospital charging that.

I will be happy to know those loads.

Maybe if you'd asked in a non-antagonistic way, I would have indulged you, so do the legwork yourself, and google DrFoster.co.uk to get the numbers of the over 300 NHS trust in the UK and request to speak to their Overseas Patient Manager

Besides giving birth is not rocket science, hence the reason the Government is pushing to get people to start giving birth at home

And lastly, your happiness should not be dependent on a fellow human being

shapey:
@ bog bumper

My sister in law -if she can be called that- is fine, I am no longer with her brother. We now leave seperately, eventhough we wants to come back. I'll not hijack this thread. That'll be another topic entirely.

Aawww, but without starting to sound like a hyprocrite, I would have walked too, but don't worry everything happens for a reason and if God says you will end up back together, who are we to question him. Stay strong and remain blessed.

maedan:
@ all the so-called gang

didn't bother to read ur whole gabbing posts, but the tone I sensed was that of childish anger. If I offended u with my bantering comments, too bad. [size=14pt]I was indeed speaking for myself and some others in travel section, not necessarily this particular thread.[/size] For ur information, a very nice fellow nairalander answered my question all those months ago, was very helpful, and with the extra stuff I got from the web, was able to travel here (UK) without stress.

I will be here for the next two years or so on a PSW visa with my hubby, so u can jump into a f-king lake, the collective lot of u for getting at me with such venom when I meant no harm.


Disgraceful.

I blame you then and therein lies the reason for the brouhaha, don't you realise that every discussion in the travel section has to revolve around them, hence the reason they are known as the "Travel Confraternity"

maedan:
babe, i feel u. . Good to know that at least one person saw the light side to my innocent post . . .

Still beats me why some peeps have to carry the whole world on top of their head like prawns I guess it is what floats their boat

TKB417 and Wwheelz, stop derailing this thread, can't you be an exemplary poster like me and follow simple rules

tkb417:
lies
you and Danke are the craziest people on NL
even with ur bumper2 bumper or what is it again, u have stepped to me today
alakori

Abuse you ke, Baba oko mi, the bone of my bone, it is not like that, it must have been a mistake, me that have been stalking and hounding Tgirl4real to ^mistakenly upload your picture in your interview post so that I can claim you first before those greedy shameless girls sets eyes on you

And if I might add, I don't have any ulterior motives, I am only doing it to protect you from those girls thats all, you know how naija girls are na with their beady eyes and long-throat https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/245.gif

shapey:
@ bigbumper

Why do you like the icon?

https://emoticons4u.com/music/musik14.gif Pardon

Hey, I remember you, how's your troublesome sister in law

wwheelz:
OK now, we just have to settle that Anti-Spam king who calls himself Siena make e no put sand for the gari. We would then bring all those Travel section spammers under an Association to be chaired by you [font=Lucida Sans Unicode]in case the authorities show up, don't fancy life in a Nigerian jail[/font].

Next step would be to tax those spammers in the name of association dues,  all the while running the main Consultancy office from Makeitrain's villa on the shore of the Atlantic in Lagos   

We'll put igwe in charge of Abuja district and all the other woman wrappers can fan out and do some real work recruiting victims clients

Sounds like a great  plan even if I do say so myself 

ROFLMAO it is a good plan indeed BARAWO, and as long as I get first dibs as being the Chief Treasurer and the position comes with the sole use of Makeitrain's Bentley, why not As for that strapping hunk Siena, I have him on lockdown for this weekend, I need him to tinker with my bumper and . . .

Since you are already in Abuja, can i ask a favour please I need to pick up the 2005 golf smallmoney sold me from Abuja where it is parked, can you be a sport and pick it up for me and help me pay him N450,000 ^{[size=5pt]or was it N350,000 sef[/size]} as agreed please, I promise I will reimburse you the full amount when you get to Lagos

I don't want to have to pay for transport all the way to Abuja to pick up the car as I believe the N450,000 I am paying is too much already. At least you helping me drive the car down to Lagos will save you the transport fare that would have come out of your own pocket too ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER

Because I am quoting what I gleened from the British Nationality Act 1981 (the law, as in no be dem say dem say), I am glad it has finally sunk into some people's thick skull and it has dawned on them that their opinions stink

Some people are just arindi's, as if any one said British birth certificate equated to British passport, it is clearly obvious terms I used like "register as a British citizen" or "naturalise" flew over their empty blockus (sic) head filled with pus

Ilelobola:
She has no right to naturalise at 18 because there are no such provisions in the Nationality Act.

The only right she would have had was to Registration as a citizen if she had lived here continously for 10 years since birth.

I beg to differ, she can apply to naturalise and I am quoting from the same British Nationality Act, as amended There are always discretion and exception to every rules And I am not talking based on friends or people I know

Ilelobola:
@ big_bumper

At the risk of seeming to know someone in almost every situation- I know a lot of people!

My brother’s ex-girlfriend was born on the 8th of January 1983 in London and she is not entitled to UK citizenship as she was taken straight back to Nigeria by her parents shortly after her birth. She’s back here now on a student visa and has been studying for 7+ years now and she is still not entitled to UK residency or citizenship until she’s been here legally for 10 years when she can apply for Indefinite Leave to Remain. Not because she was born here but because a person born in any country that’s lived here legally for 10 years can make the application; subject to the good character requirements et al.

And the rules keep changing of course.

I agree with Megatsu, an alternative is travelling as frequently as you can with your child and they should be able to get visas easily in future. And who knows what the future holds for Nigeria and the rest of the world.

What happened to her right to naturalise from the age of 18

Cashmoni:
Busybodi

My person wetin dey shele, mama charlie(pounds) don crash your internet service??please where are you

Miss you boo

wwheelz:
BB, where are you? I left you a msg here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-224921.32.html#msg3552659

Done and dusted Trust me na, afterall eke is my hobby

ahonohai:
Hmmn, I think the uncertainty was there even before the Carshopper factor. I was still waiting for a call from Abdul (Rasmur's lawyer) - which coincidentally never came when Carshopper came into the picture.

By the way I'm not Igbira, where did you get that idea from

You are not a bad guy, but things could have been handled better from your side, but thank God the dust has settled and everything has died down now and everyone has moved on.

wwheelz:
Interesting drama, the irony is  looks like seller and buyer  might have sealed the deal if not for the carshopper factor. IMHO Ahonohai (is this an Igbira name?) should have just been upfront with Oga Rasmur that he wanted a discount because of the mileage gap and acknowledged the gap is not Rasmur's fault. You know, dis Oyinbo-Nigerians (rasmur, no offence o), no dey get stomach for any kin' wayo.

Rasmur, I echo BB's comment.

Big_bumper, what's bumping? Make I go romance section go find out wetin you do for yonder that got you banned    Too bad you've lost your username, a nice one at that.

I see you did a lot of travel posts under this B-Bumper name, so much good work that I'm tempted to do business with you  Make we lease office space for Lagos and make you a " UK Visa Consultant" How you see am?

Is it just me or money no dey this auto section again  na so so car for sale by middlemen, credit crunch don reach the buyers and for sellers e don become dog eat dog plus eat the moto join sef 

No be one road reach market so I am game, but mind you I will have to be juggling my role as a UK Visa Consultant with my other roles as a Sanitisation Officer, a Journalist and a car dealer, all courtesy of Nairaland, lol

They prolly got tired of deleting posts and sometimes dumped whole threads in the games section, but it wasn't like I was the only one derailing threads na, don't know why people like picking on me because I am timid and quiet and cannot speak my mind

As for the username, the other busy_bodi aka Danke/busybein/bournvita/Jennykadri/Jennykadry/Jennikadry/ati be be lo, has been using that name to step on people's toes, so people are thinking it is my own quiet and gentle in nature Busy_body (Iyalode) causing the wahala, so it is gonna take me at least 15 years to undo the damage the other busy_bodi has done, and as I don't wanna spend that long defending myself, I might as well kiss it goodbye

smallmoney:
after passing thru the hands of igwe,GCFR,Emperor and the list goes on you should have a SALVAGE AND JUNK TITLE by now .and that leaves me with no choice, I DNT LIKE IT UNLESS ITS BRAND NEW or atleast tokunbo
[size=5pt]i cant drive a car dat costs 1million hell no,carshoppers asking price is 1.35 and i offer 1.2 u dig[/size]

Shhhhhh I am still a tear rubber fagin courtesy of :
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-232788.0.html#msg3458186

I pity you men sha, not only do you have to be careful you don't end up marrying a woman who used to be a man, now you also have to pay a higher bride price for a village bicycle turned fagin

Help me join hands in saying "thank God for technology" and thank God for buttering my bread and providing me with the tool to it is soooo cheap I can afford to do it every year and command a higher bride price too

@ Lastpages


If she cannot get automatic citizenship because you don't have residency or settled status in the UK, she has 2 choices open to her. Even people who turn up in UK to claim asylum have mouth, talkless of someone who was born in the Country.

Your son or daughter can either register to become a British citizen via the route mentioned by Ilelobola or later apply to naturalise as a citizen. So if you are not ready to spend the next 10 years trying to get yourself an "Aduro", she can always come back anytime and stay however long she wants, and as soon as she is 18, can apply to naturalise, but the only condition for that is that she has to have lived in the UK for 5 years.

Once again, If you don't have time to wait till she is 10, take her back home and as soon as she is 18 years old, let her go to apply for a visa to come to UK, she does not need any immigration officer's permission by virtue of the fact that she was born here, her birth confers her a right of abode and she will also have the right to live and work in the UK without restrictions.

Don't let anyone deter you, you can get loads of NHS hospitals to deliver your baby for around £1,500. And trust me it will be money well spent. Our goal is to pass on as much legacy as possible to our children, and our children's children. . .

Why am I saying "she" sef, I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that I am feeling broody and want a baby girl soooo bad

I do agree with Dis guy's input if it can be implemented properly, don't see how they can't build more tollgates to collect revenues.

@ OP

I second Siena and Tegese's motion, so count me in if you are game.

maedan:
yes, i noticed. It's really annoying but thank God, the new law is, when in doubt, google. So instead of relying on any of them i go on d web. I get better reception that way. lol.

ROFLMAO, I get what you mean my dear, and feel free to respond to any post you see on NL, its a forum And I bet you already know the saying about other's opinions and arseholes

Subscribing [size=5pt]^{and please keep the insults coming} [/size]

smallmoney:
{am following you bumper to bumper }

Journalist ke, if it is a joke stop it o Abegi don't pull up to my bumper biko, it is only for the ilks of GCFR's, IGWE's, EMPEROR'S and so on and so forth, sorry Maybe when you upgrade sha and become an Editor-In-Chief

Smallmoney Bigspender ^{wey wan buy Carshopper's N1.6M car for N1M} spend this money make we see your hand for our body na

ahonohai:
So I'm the bad guy now

What made you think so Why do you like taking panadol for other people's headache Even that Rasmur's post which you replied to with that long story of yours, was solely addressed to Carshopper

Don't let your conscience worry you my brother I was only commenting about the calmness and the orderly way your thread is flowing because those riff-raffs who alledgedly causes all the trouble in this section are gone na

If I must say, your budget is very good, so more car dealers should be along in a minute, tripping over themselves to be the lucky seller Wish you the best of luck with your purchase

tkb417:
this place is turning to ojuwoye market
or wht the fck was the din all about sef?

awon asewo to lo Jerusalem

Jealousy jealousy na hin dey worry u, Siena na old wine or is it fine wine abi na old fine wine or whatever it is jooo, don't worry your own turn go come soon

Tgirl post his picture jooo, let me quickly grab him before those greedy girls see him


Ben 200000010, happy buffday in arrears jare, sorry its 2 days late

Dis Guy:
Good development

True but at the same time the moment, traffic jam is on the decrease everyone gets their own individual vehicle to 'enjoy' the comfort of driving congestion-free. Apparently there are more cars now plying the oshodi route after the 'market' clear out causing more traffic and pollution.
I think the govt should do more by charging people for driving (daily) and re-invest the revenue on building and maintaining road networks; building proper traffic lights and mass transit vehicles


the Government is not stopping potential investors per se, but potential passengers are not assured of their safety as there are no emergency service patrolling the river/waterways and laws guiding operators are not enforced or not in place. ferry operators should not be expected to provide embankments or 'stations' by themselves those should be in place, and the government still need to build other transport links to compliment the ferry services

Ha, you dis guy ehn, how much are Nigerians been paid that you want the Government to start charging for road use too

maedan:
^^^ by anyone do u mean ur gang or the many pple who have been posting questions n getting no reply?

I guess you don't know about the rule they passed then - that unless you are a non-Nigerian, you have to have 1,000,000 posts before you can ask any visa related question in the travel section

[quote author=i_laugh link=topic=243227.msg3551666#msg3551666 date=1236280232]Cost wise? The infinity is the same trademark of Nissan?[/quote]i laugh ha ha ha https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif

oranges:
Salvage Title
A Salvage Title is issued on a vehicle damaged to the extent that the cost of repairing the vehicle exceeds ~ 75% of its pre-damage value.

This is subjective . . .

To give you an example, if I park 30 cars in my forecourt and the forecourt gets flooded, the Insurance Company's Loss Adjuster that comes in will write off all the cars as flood damaged, despite the fact that some of the cars might not have even touched by a drop of water. I guess it is something they do for safety reasons.

oranges:
This damage threshold may vary by state. Some states treat Junk titles the same as Salvage but the majority use this title to indicate that a vehicle is not road worthy and cannot be titled again in that state. The following eleven States also use Salvage titles to identify stolen vehicles - AZ, FL, GA, IL, MD, MN, NJ, NM, NY, OK and OR.

Wow, good reading

And these only reflects on the VIN report if you go to Certified Auto Mechanics who always want you to pay $400/£250 upfront to use their computer to diagnose the problem with the car, despite the fact that you already know what is wrong with the bleeding car