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Some people actually believe in their own hype of their patakiness (importance)

Is this what you were looking for by any chance? I like to help my fellow beings from time to time. You can quickly cut and paste it elsewhere before the long arm of the moderator gets to it.

Mc Omo:
am sure its spelt[b] RABID [/b] not rabied . . .your teacher is prolly not doing too well on his job or AS I HAVE BEEN SAYING, You MUST BE A DULL STUDENT !
. . .

I no no say the thing pain you like this o, sorry biko for demoting you as my English teacher, I was only looking out for my own best interest. THE DEED HAS BEEN DONE, PROFESSOR Dnative IS MY NEW LECTURER , GET OVER IT.

Mc Omo:
just be ready to do this sh@t for the next 6 months non-stop ! Nairaland would surely not forget this thread by the time I must have finished with u . . .abisinwin !   

catch u l8r 

You were supposed to say "Nairaland would surely not forget this thread, by the time I am finished with you", or "Nairaland would not surely forget this thread by the time I have finished with you" or "Nairaland would not surely forget this thread by the time I finish with you" or . . . Despite the multiple choice options you had, you still failed woefully .

Haba Mr English Lecturer, remove the specks from your eye before you . . .   

Instead of declaring that you are gonna spend the next six months haranguing and harassing me, why don't you instead put that to good use by signing up for a six-months intensive English Language class at Professor Dnative's finishing school to get that finishing touch, before the language finishes you.  https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/069.gif  https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/069.gif  https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/069.gif A trial would convince you. Can you imagine that for the past two days, I have never abused anyone? Mr Dnative na you biko.   

Anyway, the honourable Professor Dnative taught me never to argue with fools as people would not know the difference. So I will leave you to carry on with your cheap shots about correcting my grammatical error, sending emails, modifying, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.







[size=12pt][color=#990000][i]Ma ajo lo, mo hun wo eyin e, a lu ilu gba omi eko, were dun wo loja  https://emoticons4u.com/happy/759.gif

I don step down , But then again, remember say I be woman and have to dance to the tune of my hormones and boy do I love those empowerment and tune and moves [/size] [/color]

pahtahkee:
Are you suffering from one to know what and how it means and works? Develop blood pressure for nuisances on the forum? You must be drinking your urine!

Enough said!

Can't make sense of your gibberish and gobbledegook rant and can't be ar'sed to decipher it. Anyway I'm done with you on this thread. I dash you the thread. Happy now? Sheesh.

I am a very sophisticated cool headed cat  , but like to occasionally be a mischievious https://emoticons4u.com/mad/690.gifpain in the head

Okay seriously, Immigration officers have been giving employers, who have people working for them without correct papers, tough times recently, due to the Labour Party being offseated temporarily, and they have also discovered that over 100,000 NI numbers were issued to people that had no legal rights to be in the country. It was also in the news recently that the SIA license, needed to work in the security industries were held by lots of foreign students who are only allowed to work a maximum of 20 hours per term-time week.

I am not advocating anything here, (don't shoot me o, shoot the messanger -the press) but I think the marriage route is still open because the decision to request for COA before getting married was recently deemed in the High Court, to be against the human rights of people.

dnative:
@big-bumper - grammar no be my language. I be real Yoruba ajepako from yaba. I no know how I take reach this UK self - a place reserved for the posh, polished, high-n-mighty conservos.

Excuse me teacher, I know you said we should refrain from trivial banalities such as ROFL, MAO, LOL, LOLO, LALA, etc, but can I please say ROFLMAO at your comment above, please, please [size=4pt]please[/size] [size=2pt]please[/size]

@ Mr Pataki

I saw that too , but thought I over did it on the chocothingy and was still hallucinating.

@ Mr Pataki,

Never meant to burst a blood vessel at Mc-Macthingy, all I said tongue in cheek  was that for every one praise he gave the travel fraternity, he admonished them three times, despite the fact that he was on their side.

Sorry o, Mr Mc-Thingy, please accept my deep heart-felt apology for calling you a megaphone/amplifier. Would it suffice if I referred to you as my English teacher henceforth, though I would rather prefer to learn under the feet of Mr Dnative.  I need to learn more big words such as insight, contrasting opinion, sense of responsibility, etc, I think i am too old to be learning one syllable words such as dogs, cunt, lick, etc Sorry 

dnative:
On a more serious only if folks would recognize the following:


1. There's nothin like 'my thread' or 'our thread', once a thread is created, it is open for contribution by everyone, that's why it is called a PUBLIC FORUM.

2. There's no monopoly of knowledge on any issues. Admittedly there might be subject matter experts but that's not to say that someone out there might not have a very useful info or insight on a particular issue that has not yet been given by the SMEs.

3. You can look good with your posts and display of knowledge without necessarily making someone else look bad.

4. There would always be contrasting opinion to yours, learn to live with that. If in doubt refer back to No. 2

5. While giving a contrasting opinion, do it with a sense of responsibility. Don't use it as an opportunity to hang the previous poster, even when it is extremely obvious that his/her post was wrong, full of errors or outright gibberish.

6. While you sure can post anything (well not really - almost anything) you want, save readers an insight into your private matters. "kunle i got your email on abcde, ," "nkiru, I'm yet to read that stuff you sent me thoroughly", "ahmed, i'm sending you a text now, reply me once you get it", "chika, I'm still checking that info we discussed about in the pub yesterday",  Cmon. Save us some white space, like anybody really cares. If you guys are really this close, then keep such correspondences to email/sms/phone (since you have it, why not use it).

7. Before posting, THINK THINK and THINK, being a public forum does not mean a license to display your ignorance. If you're not sure, doesn't hurt to check other sources for more information. Google is your friend. Remember THINK again - just before you hit that SEND button.

8.Concerning visa applications queries, like my guy Dantcemu said "you can't submit your application or appeal on nairaland". If you situation is really important to you - learn to research. cmon there's vfs, homeoffice, BIA, travel.state.gov, ukvisas, ait and other authoritative websites on immigration matters. Learn to read through all these and be informed yourselves. The subject matter experts didn't get there in one day, they knew what they know by reading and researching themselves. Be informed and educate yourselves on the issues that concern you, in that way, if you ever need to ask anybody anything, it would be from an informed standpoint and there would hardly be any room for them to put you down.

9. Don't clutter threads with no-brainer one-liners. LMAO, LOL, ROTF,  ,   might be cool, but seriously is that the only thing you can post in response to a serious thread.

10. Don't try to insult people and pass it off as wordplay, one from my friend (my friend? well not really) D-Reloaded here. It's not cool at all.If you have to correct someone's post, cmon give them a little bit of dignity at least. Remember No.2

11.Cliques (if there's anything like that - I doubt) won't help this forum. While you might have a preferred list of posters you'd wish to always respond to or acknowledge, bear in mind that once your post makes it out to the board, it's game for everyone - I mean everyone. If that post is really meant for some selected few, then SEND THEM EMAILS (I'm sure they should be on your distro list if they're really that close to you). Best you can do if someone's desperately seeking your attention in a distasteful way - IGNORE THEM.

the travel section would be a better place.

This is not an exclusive list. Open to anyone to add to the list.

WORD. Beat me to it. Dang, you took the words right outta my mouth. Mr Moderator, between you and me, can you please modify/cut/paste my rants input to look like this.    

IncaGold:
@Moderator,
My post disappeared mysteriously, a clear indication that you're really BIASED! if indeed you took it out. Afterall you can't tell me you havent been reading about the slagging your very good friends on the forum have been posting. God dey

R u jealous that I am flavour of the month, 

Psst, don't tell anyone that i told you but majority of your posts are still there methinks, (17 posts can't be too hard to count , can it? ) the moderator was just doing his job. A lot of my posts were removed too (thank God).  Ease up on the guy. And trust me I bet the moderator is not having an easy time, due to way we are all behaving which is worse than a lot of thirteen years old children. At least they have the excuse of being saddled with pre-teen hormones, what excuses have we got?      

@ Mr Pataki

like I said, It is nobody's business. Is anyone really interested in anyone's father's name on a public forum? No. If you feel the need to vent your spleen about your day to day dialogue/transcript between you and any of your adversaries, this is not the place for it.
No one is interested, go and air your grievances elsewhere. I bet the moderator is working on a grievance and rants section as we speak type 

@ Vicjustice

Sorry, it was rude of me not to acknowledge you. Thanks for the prayer and God bless you too.

Yeah I remember that saying not letting peope drag one down to their level and thats why I always maintain that silence is golden . . . 

I respect the way you have learnt to ignore the rants most times, so never felt the need to defend you, but I thought it was unfair the way they jumped on Incagold and tegese's throat like a pack of blood -thirsty hound for merely stating their observations.

And that was the reason why in my post to Incagold, I highlighted the fact and poked fun at Mc- mathingy that for every one praise he gives, he give three remonstrations, despite the fact that he is on the travel fraternity's side. Yes I can be mischievious sometimes, but no one has died yet. Men, a lot of people need megadoses of humour transplant.

Another preaching I heard from the Senior Pastor of Redeem, Pastor Adeboye, was that there is no need to hold a grudge against people. He likened it to trying to keep a beach-ball underwater, which requires the need for the person to stay in one position and hold the ball underwater, that if you let go, the ball would float away and you too can leave that position and move on with your life. I guess I too need to apply this principle and leave this "eré-omodé" melee.

Peace out bro

Mc Omo:
awon iran baba e ni salaro

oponu . . . . u still get mouth to dey talk for here . . .

screwing a dog can't be too hard for u to do,, or is it ? cuntful cunt !

at least the likes of Vicjustice know when to run, u are just plain listless ! madwoman !

Awon iya laya baba e ati iya e ni onba soro. Iwo omo alaileko osi yi.

If Vicjustice feels the need to retreat and surrender, na hin own palaver be that. 

Why I no go get mouth to talk, you think na only you be amplifier? You think say I be radio O.Y.O for nothing?

I reiterate, your momma is the one whose cunt is being ravaged by a dog as we speak, whilst your father watches and self-services from a distance. Gbekeyide, Sombo, Didinrin, Sule-bada,

FYI, stop wasting your saliva on those clifford & co names you are dropping, don't know none of them and never heard of them, like I never heard of kitaun

My younger sis recently told me of her experience in Boarding school in Nigeria. At meal times four students each from JSS1 to SSS3 have to each sit at a table, then the food is placed on the table in a big pot for all the 24 students to share. Atimes they would have rice, 24 pieces of fish, or 72 pieces of plantain and are supposed to share this equally.

Naturally the dishing of the food commences from the section where the seniors are sitting, and the greedy pigs would served the best part of two or three fishes each for themselves, and sometimes bring takeaway bowls, then pass the crumbs to the juniors at the bottom of the table. And this means that sometimes the JSS1 and JSS2 students would have nothing to eat by the time the pot gets to them.

Boarding schools are such horrible places, I wonder how anyone could ever claim to enjoy the experience.

Abeg, leave that side about derailing the thread, all work and no play . . . 

Why the long face? Why do you think I am hallucinating, aren't we smoking https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/1412.gif from the same Hookah?

cescky:
the marriage no go last , jay z whey like toto pass em mama
phucked nases wife
phucked little kim
pucked foxy brown
phucked blu cantrel
phucked, the list goes unfortunate b will be his latest conquer before he moves on to rihana if _{he aint secretly phucking her}

Ewwwww, with his slobbering lips

Gross, was just about to have dinner.

pahtahkee:
@ Bumper,
When nairaland start, that it is already in its tenth year of banning on Pataki?

Banning is nothing new to me again jare. Abeg, na newbies that word fit they pull shakara for.

How you doing?

You see, he-goat, thats why I said its not because of old age that you are ceasing fire, its simply because with your record (Top 3 on the most banned list) if they fit ban you for fifty years in advance sef, they would gladly do so. Has anyone ever told you that you are a vagabond boomerang?   

Mc Omo:
@Big Bumper
I am sure everyone on NAIRALAND knows there is only one Kitaun !

You got that wrong mate, I didn't know and don't give two farthings  

Mc Omo:
what is your problem with my bearing MC OMO ?

Did I come to you with any problem? Do I have to pay a visit to the Copyright Police or the Plagiarism Police for referencing your username? Didn't think so.

Mc Omo:
why would u want to say u felt am a multiple id user when the whole world knows that I speak up against people using multi ids to attack others ?

Why can't I? Is there a Thought Police I need to report to if I have an opinion?

pahtahkee:
@ Bumper, (Madam peace-maker)

Your own wahala is not to be handled here. You kuku know me, I do not go about wanting or stirring wahala, but when you decide to put your shit to my face for no reason and think you are smart with it, I will put whomever in his/her place.

Anyway, I hope vicjustice will learn to keep off from anything pertaining to Pataki or even his posts henceforth. He knew where he went wrong with me, pity that those posts of his have been deleted now, and when I get my elements on, it is always not good.

In fact I have even reduced my attacks and fights on the forum these days. Agba tin de. @ funkybaby,

Abeg sheath your sword.


LIFE IS TOO GOOD TO WASTE ON A CYBER BEING.

Are you sure it is that or the fact that you don't want to receive the title of "most banned user on Nairaland" for the tenth year running?

@ Mr Pataki, enough is enough haba ! ! !.

pahtahkee:
@ Tegese
Were you not the same person who went about stating another nairaland member was an asylum seeker in the US? And vicjustice with his multiple identities was quoting your posts from your profile to different threads just to malign that said lady?

Since when did two wrongs ever make a right?

pahtahkee:
If you do not know what started all this, it is best you keep quiet, and keep going to make statements about others immigration cases on the forum. Let vicjustice himself come here and state what he did. He himself knows where it all started from with his multiple attacks based on his multiple identities on the forum. Or did he hire you as well to be his mouth-piece?

I think it is high time you switch off your "troll alert". Vicjustice has not hired me to be his mouthpiece but I am open to offers.

On a more serious note, this forum was not created for people to air their grievances or wash their dirty laundry in public. Vicjustice does not have to come to this thread or any other of the over 100,000 other threads on this forum to proffer any explanation or apology to nada.

Eyín tí ajá fi nbá omo e seré ni ó fín gée je (Na the same teeth wey dog dey take play with hin pickin, na the same teeth hin dey take bite am)

@ TY4real

ty4real:
@ Incagold
Mr Self appointed appointed Moderator! ,we are all here to challenge each other in order to be a better person,no one has a monopoly of knowledge when it comes to visa issues,we keep learning,so contribute your quota and leave stories

ty4real:
I don't understand what you mean by the above?I hope you are not an errand boy cause I don't kno wetin concern agbero with overload!This is an intellectual public forum,that  if a person should yarn rubbish myself inclusive he should be corrected!After all this nairaland a free for all forum

Fair enough contribution, in fact I have just learnt from Vicjustice and JC Deji Mayor that the VFS in Ibadan is now open and operating to full capacity. 
And you are right in your assertion that everyone should be able to challenge or correct people in a civilised and tactful manner. For a perfect example of a challenge/correction, feel free to refer to the input from the gentleman below 

ty4real:
@funkybaby
I don't think visa fees is paid into guaranty trust bank again,I think they use sterling bank now

@ Incagold

Please let things be.

JC Deji Mayor knew the VSF office  in Ibadan was open and fully functional, and had the intention of submitting his visa there, all he wanted to find out was if he could pick it up in Ibadan too. Vicjustice offered his contribution with valid links that could be easily verified by anyone with a chip on their shoulder.

Team man also stated that he wanted to apply for HSMP, having seen all the requirements. All he wanted was information about things to avoid, and things that could buttress his application, hence the use of the word technicality, i.e. minor points that could arise from a rigorous interpretation of a law or a rule. Once again Vicjustice proffered his input on credibility as well as touch briefly on the importance of documents. Note he started off  by stating “one thing . . .”, meaning that everyone else was welcomed to contribute further.

The next person that felt they had something relevant to contribute could have either said “VicJustice you are wrong” or “In addition to what Vicjustice said . . .”,

Please let things be, there is no point.

To let you in on a secret, I used to think Mc-Omo [s](the travel fraternity's megaphone/amplifier [/s] ) too was a multiple ID user like yourself  until I realised that for every one complimentary statement he made on behalf of the travel fraternities, he slyly made three about the need for them to calm down/chill/pipe down etc .

I ban you for distracting me. After you.

tuface baby-mother

I ban you for saying shio and being awake at this time of the night.

I ban all of you for being jobless to post on this thread.

wetin concern me concern you

creep

194 - toothless and bald methuselah

I will give him a dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty slap for calling me radio O.Y.O