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i don't think its a big deal...u might be asking ur hunby out unknowingly ...
i do appreciate d courage of some ladies though...I've been asked out countless times...so i don't consider it as a big deal....na only idiots de consider am as 1 big trophy ...whereby, takin d lady 4 granted...i don't do that...if I'm in already taken at dat point in time...i'll let her know politely n i'll mk her a good frnd...that's all...it's no biggie...our girls really need 2 travel..n see what's happening outside 9ja....this is 21 century. ..huh

Richiy:
I also have a lot of girlfriends with guys that are in wherever. Believe me, they are smarter. They take you only as seriously as you take them.

but you knw most times girls could be very emotional...whereby, catching feelings like say 2moro no de...

Masikay:
I swear.. The accent tin ehn.. Back then in school, one went to "the abroad" (Dubai) and came back with a black American accent, shouting 'mah nigga!, yo!, Fúck dat shít!' upandan

I just taya dat period...

hahahaha...even ppl frm ghana 2 de form American n Uk Accent...

Richiy:
Op, girls have wisened up o. If you don't have a passport and visa ready for them, you are not yet ready to marry. Seriously tho, girls are now wiser

yeah i do agree with u...but nt all girls...very few of them... girls do fall 4 these yankee niggaz always...talking frm experience though....I was one of em....and I've got brothers n frnds too....
seriously mk our girl begin wise up oo....
girls do loose serious n honest guys over these dudes...

TrapQueen77:




Im pretty sure that any Nigerians who lives in Asia, most of them will have this weird mixed accent & it's more likely of Chinese and Malay...


It's really sucks to listen to it.

hahaha...lolz...yeah kinda true...because ive got few frnds frm Asia...with funny accent...

TrapQueen77:




Im pretty sure that any Nigerians who lives in Asia, most of them will have this weird mixed accent & it's more likely of Chinese and Malay...


It's really sucks to listen to it.

hahaha...lolz...yeah kinda..because ive got few frnds frm Asia...with funny accent...

...though It's a bit lengthy...u just have 2be patient...i promise you're gonna love it... true story though..ENJOY

It is almost that time of the year again (10th Dec 2016) when all our brothers return home from "the abroad". Soon, they will come from all parts of the world- America, Europe, The Philippines, Malaysia, South Africa and even Sudan- to celebrate Christmas.
It doesn't matter where they come from, they will come with a black American accent. Even the ones that came from Sudan will come with pounds and dollars. Because the default currency for "the abroad" people is dollars. Abroad person that is spraying Cedis, is that one abroad person?
They will come to the village, and they will be at every ceremony spraying dollars and pounds. They will wear their starched laces and their original gold chains. I don't care the authentic quality of the chain, but as long as it is from 'the abroad', it is original. They will bag chieftancy titles that ends with "Ego".
They are the real MVPs. The Mr Steal-your-chic-and-convert-them-to-wife. They are always single looking for a wife at home. Yes, they are notcirculate, they come back home to marry.
You have a boyfriend who is just a civil servant. Fresh young man who is just starting life. You think you love him until your mother tells you about Emeka, the "abroad guy" that just landed in town. She reminds you about how you both used to be really close friends before he left to 'the abroad' when you were just 3 months old. Mama tells you he wants to marry you. You take a look at Emeka and you see the glory of the Lord shining around him. You admire his British-American accent and his fresh money. You think about your boyfriend- mtchew, who "young man with Dreams" epp? You suddenly start hearing the voice of the Lord telling you that Emeka the abroad guy is the right one for you. You suddenly realize that at 23 you are no longer getting any younger and you can't wait for a graduate who is just starting life.
Emeka spoils you while he is in the village. You both keep in touch as he leaves for "the abroad". You don't see him again but you still talk on phone. You are now both engaged and you are happy, you are dating a guy in Indonesia with an American accent.
Two years pass, you've seen Emeka only once. Because body no be wood, you have a side boo in your town who lubricates the engine when the oga is not around. But you are still engaged. You are getting impatient. You were 23 two years ago but now you are 35, or you feel 35. You nag, whine, write three different please-hide-my-Identity messages to "Dear Amanda". Sacrifice 2 goats as burnt offering to the Fadalurd above. After some months, your prayer is answered. He fixes a wedding date but cannot attend the wedding because of work. So you just do the wedding with his enlarged picture anyway. That picture he was wearing a suit, that one. That's the one you kiss when it's time to "kiss the bride".
After three months, no Emeka. You realize you are now a western union wife. Another series of Dear Amanda messages, burnt offerings and pastor visits, God finally touches Emeka's heart to come home. He comes home for a few months to get you pregnant and go back. When he goes back, the real Lord - not my "Fadalurd" - decides to remember you this time and release you from your misery. You somehow realize that Emeka has two beautiful children with his abroad wife of 10 years now. Your eyes will now clear.
You finally wake up, after 300 posts cursing Emeka and other men specifically, you decide to join the Association of Online Feminists of Nigeria. Dear sister, Kolewerk. You are not a feminist, you are just an aggrieved mega idiot who hates men, and that is not feminism. Receive sense in Jesus name!
Christmas is coming, if you like, follow abroad husband and go...

you wnt to find out if she's telling the truth or not....it's simple...collect d phone frm her n glance tru the group 2 see if u can find such videos posted there...or go tru the chats...

you'll knw if she's really telling d truth or not...

well, what can i say...if that's what u wnt...u can go get it....but 1 thing u shd knw is that...most times girls that double date loosez on both side...4me...if i discover my girl cheats on me with a side guy...e nor get how i go tk 4gv her...if her punna 2 sweet I'll pretend nt 2 knw, so i go just de enjoy d bleepin de go...but will never tk her serious...aftr enjoying d whole bleepin...i go just stnd up 1 day n leave....now at this tym who de deceive who?...which person clock de run faster...if d oda guy loves her as much as i do n finally find out she's double dating. ..do u think he'd tk her serious 2.....na only a FOOLISH FOOL go tk dat kind of ho serious...

so don't use ur hrt ache of d past 2 deprive urself a good n healthy r/ship...but if u think a side guy is what u wnt..then go get as many as u wnt...but at d end you'll be d 1 to loose much....
Me i don't double date..i only go on a date with ladies i respect n appreciate ....if i don't like u...then I'll keep our r/ship on platonic level..we go just de enjoy ourselves de go...
so op pls b careful...those ladies telling u 2 kp side niggas...ask dem 2 tell u d disadvantages of it....

Fayvhur:
nothing

lolz ...nothing turns u ON...then u hv a big problem ooo...WTF....
if nothing turns u ON ..then u r as good as DEAD...no hard feelings though. ..just my sincere totz....

hmnn goodluck with that
WTH

well i don't knw what 2 tell u...is either u r str8 or u r gay...u beta discover urself n stay in 1 lane...because if u continue like this...guys will continue 2 run away from u...b4 u knw it u don reach 30...no bf...
so tk ur time n stay off r/ship so dat u cn discover urself fully b4 bumpin into anoda r/ship...

don't worry you'll be fine...tk care

i feel most ladies forming hard 2 get r 4kn pretenders...
some brothers will still leave if he wants to after gettin enof of d pussy...playing hard 2 get doesn't guarantee his commitment...if he's after d Pussy..he'll definitely kiss ur hard 2 get a$$ gudbye after u myt hv finished clapping d hard 2 get a$$ on his face like after shave....
so 4k dat sh!t...

4me i don't knw hw 2 pretend...if i like u I'll tell u str8 up...so i xpect u 2 show me even though u can't vocal it... pretending alone its a major turn-off 4me...so na those kind girls i dem de finally dump immediately after bleepin
so playing hrd 2 get doesn't work 4 all guys...well, it works 4 some ppl cos boys love it..while men like me hate it...

Playing hard 2 get ...for this 21 century?...
well it depends...females play gard 2 get 4 different reasons..it's either they don't like u or they don't trust u...
4me I'll never ever chase a lady playing hard 2 get....Maka why...wen pretty ladies plenty wen me no even de send...if i really really hv feelings 4 u.. then I'll gv u 2 to 3 days to think abt it...then that's it...its either u are IN or OUT...n I don't go 4 d unavailable ones...
the truth is when u've got d chips...na dem go de pursue u like their life depends on it... good/bad gals go de fluck around u....then na ur choice 2mk...either 2 go 4 d decent or bad 1...simple

well guys will always be guys...what will happen when u n dis ur new found luv brk up 2moro...wld u b comfortable seeing dem 2geda afterwards...because u'll feel used...well its ur life dear...there'll be a time he'll hv 2 choose btw u n his frnd...na dat tym gbege go set...that's if ur x cares at all..
whenever his hanging out with his best frnd n frnds...he won't dare 2 invite u...omo e no go de easy ooo

4me I can neva date or 4k a frnd's x...nt me..that's my principle...BROS B4 HOES...unless ofcos he gave me d go ahead 2 bleep her...bt 2 date...naaaah
any guy dat dumps his buddy 4 a pussy..we call dem pussy niggaz...they r neva 2 b trusted....u beta look 4 some 1 else ooo...

she isn't honest enof...she shld hv told u frm d onset...is she ashamed of her baby ..
well if u can deal with a baby mama n baby daddy's drama.. go ahead. ..ppl r talking abt baby's mama's drama...hv u ever xperience a baby dady' drama....omo dat one is d hardest ooo...xpecially wen d baby's dad is an irrespnsible tout...u go fyt taya till u die of HBP...just knw that d irresponsible dad will come 4 d child one day...na dat time ur pain go start...d mom will start running here n dere...they'll start havin secret meetings n discussion abt their child...omo e nor easy ooo...because in most cases d girl normally goes bk 2 d baby's dad if he comes bk begging...i no go tell u lie...u may suffer emotionally...but de say love conquer it all...so if u hv d energy...u can go ahead...
4me i can't. ..unless d baby daddy is dead...my opinion though....
LOVE IS A B!TCH...u can do anything 4 love..

wer111:
Hold on, please don't disrespect me saying i was busy bitching OK? This situation as inconvenient me a lot so the only thing I could do is complain...i know is not the solution but I was fustraited, the dad died more than two years ago, so I didn't 'start bitching ' when the dad died... All that started this year.... Still supported him...sacrifice yourself for someone you love it's not easy.... But still I know if he has he will do the same. So he didn't expect not to have the money by now... Me too I didn't expect it, and that change a lot of plans in my life...

ok I'm sorry...maybe I got it twisted...
just tk it easy...i believe u r a gud girl...which is very hrd 2 come by these days...
keep being u...i promise you'll be amazed...
peace out luv...

u may be correct OP....even if I'm guilty of all...i cld careles what a B!TCH thinks....she has no right 2 be thinking...it's my life(my money )...is either she tk me as i am or 4ks her way out ....i shld be d 1 in d position 2be choosy...not A B!TCH

Medunah:
Mugu, you better collect your money, love Oshi.......he his looking for ways not to pay back by breaking up....make sure u collect your money if it's not small amount and forget about love.

Infact, people dating themselves shouldn't borrow each other money, give what you can give and forget about it .........

I guess u don't know why she lend him the money....
She said his dad was very ill...n was in d hospital..that was why he borrowed money frm her....And he later ended up loosing his dad 2 d cold hands of death...yet she was busy b!tchin' around abt d money she lended him...
Let's stop being biased at atimes n Call a spade a spade...if na d other way round nw...u girls go de say na d guy responsibility 2 tk care of her gf...so why can't she tk care of her man if she really loves him n care abt him....na wow 4 una ooo

Esdb3:
You see! What is wrong in giving everything you have to the one you love?! Arghhhhh!!!!!!!!

Really?...There's nothing wrong...just continue...Till you'll learn ur lesson d hard way.na 9ja girls u wan de gv everything...n!gga beta wise up....BEST WISHES THOUGH

the girl has succeeded in ruing her family name 4 life....if her ex dumps her... (eventuality he will.. because her parents will never support her union with d ex...)..she'll be single 4 a very long time...and i don't think a sane man would take d risk of marrying or taking her serious...only an IDIOT will...but she can be bleeped n get dumped continuously by sharp n!ggas...
she don use her hand spoil her name n her family name 4 life....
person like me no go fit go marry any girl frm that family....
n so many families go 4bid dia soms 2 marry frm that family...

Hoz everywhere...that's what u get 4 putting ur trust in 21st Century Afican ladies...will never 4 any reason put my trust in a B!TCH...the only woman i can ever trust is my mom...
now this n!gga will never trust a lady again...at least 4 a reasonable long period of time...

this is a lesson 2 u all young dudes...stay away frm ladies that just opt out frm a r/ship like this expecially wen d ex is her 1st...because d probability of dem runnin back 2 dia ex is 88:12...
this is it my n!ggaz...marriage is overrated....trust no one but urself...put ur family 1st over everything....because family will always b there 4 u...come sun come rain...but a B!TCH will only b there with u during d sunny dayz ...
NEVER 4GET THAT...

Raine80:
You sure the hurt is all gone? Some things in life impact on us more than we realise

2 be honest...i don't know dear...
can't even luv anymore...i don't think I've got a hrt anymore...
well...that is SURE-LIFE

Raine80:
How long have you guys been dating? You might be serious but he might not be at the same level as you.Its easy to say break up with him and find another, but if you have invested emotions it's not easy. When you are not as angry as you are right now have a proper conversation and ask him what it is he really wants
because if you are not on the same page, he will say what you want to hear and continue. Playing detective 24/7 is exhausting and in addition being unnecessarily paranoid just because of him? Just enhances your insecurities and that's not a good state to be in.

sweet advice...but i hv a lil question 2 ask u ladies. ...why do u always use d phrase 'break up with him and look 4 another guy'...as if u can ask a guy out...what if d guy u desire n fancy doesn't come around 2 ask u out ..would u hv d courage 2 work up 2 him n ask him out....so it ain't easy 4 a lady 2 just gv up her r/ship like dat without tryin...
i suggest u sit him down n ask him what he probs is...but if u r fed up already...move on n wait 4 d nxt toaster..

Raine80:
Someone must have hurt you badly to be that bitter .

lolz...I'm just stating d obvious facts....that's all...
i ain't hurtin...(my opinion though)

Titidi:
What if they were besties before boyfriend came

well sweetheart, i can't date a girl that has a male bestie...if i can't be her bestie...I'll just bounce...unless she's cool with me hanging out with cuties a bestie...then, let d game begin...we can keep deceiving ourselves. ..at d end na d girl time de fly...
its either u mk ur bestie ur bf or quit dat bullshit
question 4u...would u allow yr bf/hubby 2 keep hot girls as besties?

Titidi:
What if they were besties before boyfriend came

well sweetheart, i can't date a girl that has a male bestie...if i can't be her bestie...I'll just bounce...unless she's cool with me hanging out with cuties a bestie...then, let d game begin...
question 4u...would u allow yr bf/hubby 2 keep hot girls as besties?

Splinz:
There're three possible reasons why girls cheat in relationships:

1. Financial constraints.
2. Not able to satisfy her in bed.
3. A man's physique.

Deal with these three issues and you'd successfully put your cheating girl under control.

know this my brother...a b!tch is 4 ever gonna cheat no matter what....so 4get these 3 stuff u listed above...
just go 4 a good girl...u can hv fun with d hotties....but never 4 once wife a HO'

at times we guys are the architect of our problems...this is what u get when u adore and care 4 a girl 2 godamn much...what d 4k were u xpecting...this is what u always get 4 being 4kn sweet 2 them..they always end up with a a non caring/sendless nigga with little or more cash ofcos..
my point...nxt time look b4 u leap...cut ur coat according 2 ur size...whores ain't loyal...treat the ones that deserve 2 be treated nice n drop d the others like its hot...
never gv ur hrt 2 a b!tch until u r sure...
u beta start caring less..n watch how dem go de run after u...with full pocket though..

now 4 that b!tch...u never had her...she was never urs 4 starters....let her go b4 u get HBP

women and infidelity these dayzzz.....that's why i can never trust women..mostly 9ja women...
not even sure if I'm gonna marry...

na 2 just get myself a baby mama...then I'm good 2 go...

No we don't Marry a Non-Nigerian these dayz...we do b4..but i think we are wiser now....if we keep patronising Foreigners...who's gonna patronise our daughters/sisters...(marry our daughters/sisters)?
we wan de marry our ppl....go look 4 your country ppl 2...leave us the hell alone since we r scammers n Non romantic...our counterparts loves us like that...

first of all what are u doing with such a liability?

don't get me wrong bro...i ain't saying u shouldn't gv if u hv but 2 much of everything is 4kn baaaahd ma nigga....
u might hv just jst turned yourself into an ATM-101/MAGA1.1...u just cant stop nw cos she's kinda addicted 2 it... d moment u stop...you guys will start havin problems...
my opinion..sit her demanding ass down n reset her factory settings with meaningful vocalz ...tell her u ain't feeling d r/ship anymore... that u dislike her recent demanding attitude... that she should slow it down...after all u ain't made yet...u r still hustling....
by d way...does she work...
if she does...then she's 4kn stingy n greedy...but if nt...hmmnnn....u r on ur own...

this is d reason i don't date a students....unless she don really sacrifice much 4me...then i can do anything...i mean everything 4her n more...that 1 alone go show say she truly love me...but if not...naaah...because dem go turn ur helping hands into maga hands/aka ndi ocha...I'm way 2 cool/smart 4 'TEAM GOLD DIGGERZ' prefer a working class lady..be wise bro...good luck with her...