₦airaland Forum

SolexxBarry:
Bro if u wrote African queen as u claim why don't u write another one

No INK for him biro again.

Mmaitahh:
Former plantashun boi, Blackface has taken to Instagram to lambast 2Baba. Read what he wrote below:



https://www.instagram.com/p/BS02zpLDoE0/?hl=en

Abeg mke this guy go find somewhere siddon jare!

Geraldyne:
Hi,
I've been single since my first relationship turned toxic and recently I met a guy, a student like me who's so into me...we got talking and I found out dat we have a lot in common and a relationship might work for us..we were friends for over a month till he recently asked me out which I accepted since I like him already...he's nice,loving and caring...
Fast forward to two nights ago, he called and said he had something important to tell me about himself, that he's so in love with me and don't wanna get hurt when I get to leave him if I found out that ugly part of him, I got scared and told him to meet me up and tell me face to face which he did last night, he said he's a very deadly cultist and has killed a lot of people who stood in his way,he also said that he's a Lord or whatever and said many creepy things that scared me..he showed me d marks all over his back and I got goosebumps instantly,he was crying while saying this and I cried too..
I told him that I'll see him later and I've been dodging his calls since,had to leave school early today so he won't see me..
Right now,I have a lotta things running through my mind and am confused..
Should I continue this relationship knowing that am dealing with a deadly cultist or should I quit while it's still early??
fellow nairalanders help me

Thanks..

Very funny question. D choice is yours babe

dessz:
The thief was caught about 14:30 in my area. He attempted to steal from a house, but his luck ran out as he was caught by the owner (Lady) of the house.

According to her, she left for the market to sell, but forgot something at home, so she went home whilst leaving her son to sell. Getting home, she heard an unusual sound coming from her room, on entering she saw the thieves both of the thieves panicked and ran away.

Fortunately, one of them wasn't quick enough and an alarm was raised before he could escape. He was caught. I wasn't there when he was caught but I was drawn to attention upon seeing the crowd, curiously I went and saw the guy still being beaten.

He was said to have stolen #8,000 and a chicken (fowl.. can u imagine ). The other suspects are still at large but the guy has provided the address of his accomplice.

Na Hunger and Poverty. But then, why the guy nor kuku beg? He is lucky to be alive!

softwerk:
"Shisha" Ladies Of The Night At Club Joker

sincerely reserve my comment!

Awon OMO WOBEEE....

Schoolguy9:
source: https://www.today.ng/news/nigeria/284071/punishing-nigerians-meningitis-yari

I talk am... I talk am say him go still deny say him nor talk so. lol

informant001:
Read the press statement by the Enugu State Police Command...

Gradually land acquisition is beginning to gain prominence because of its economic value amongst others but the same land usually serve as man''s final resting place as he will be committed to the earth following his death.The history of land dispute is always associated with evil and sometimes loss of lives and properties.

On that fateful day being 4th of march,2017 at about few minutes to 8pm at Ukpata Community of Uzouwani Local Government Area of Enugu state, Suspect identified as Daniel Ekemezie Alias Bakasi and a father of two and an acclaimed mathematics teacher with ukpata community secondary school in uzouwani Local Government Area of Enugu Coalcity state had allegedly left his house in Ukpata community and headed to his uncle''s place patrick Odoh now deceased and believed to be about 83 years.

According to the suspect,he had left to his uncle''s place with the intention to ensure that he is sent to the great beyond in other to settle their age long family land dispute. He disclosed that on getting to the place, he woke Patrick his uncle up and informing him that he has an issue of discussions with him and when he woke up, he now tied his mouth with cloths to avoid shouting and whisked him quietly that evening to Iyimkpafu/Ofiakputu forest at Ukpata where he tied Patrick odoh on the tree with rope and left him till 8th march 2017 when according to him, the victim was seen to have given up the ghost.

He further disclosed that on noticing that the victim is now dead, he hurriedly buried him in a shallow grave and left.

The Enugu state police command through its operatives of the Anti Kidnapping Unit acting on intelligence information promptly nabbed the suspect who disclosed what allegedly transpired between him and his late uncle and claiming that they have been in an agelong land dispute.

Suspect is helping the operatives in their investigations as he has also guided the operatives in the recovery of the decomposed corpse of late PA Patrick from the shallow grave inside the forest on 4th April,2017. Suspect is regretting his evil act which he blamed as act of devil.

"I want to tell people to distance themselves from any issue of dragging of lands because it can lead to loss of lives and properties. I want the son of late Pa Patrick odoh to forgive me and even take the land. Am ready to leave the land for them. I am regretting my action now.I recently lost my wife and I am left alone with my two kids. God please help me" stated the suspect.

http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/04/man-blames-devil-after-killing-his.html

Always blaming the devil. Devil go siddon jeje una go dey look for him trouble.

ijustdey:
http://punchng.com/meningitis-gods-punishment-for-fornication-zamfara-governor-says/

He will come out and deny it tomorrow and he will claim it is the work of his enemies.

lalasticlala:
Ex Mr Nigeria, Bryan Okwara shared this on Instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSWcv3TDClU/?hl=en


Check out the big difference!!

Guys, how would you react if you saw the makeup Photo first and started toasting her before seeing the other photo without makeup?

Oh my Good LAWD !

Mizk:
her exact words below



THE USELESSNESS OF MEN
THIS MAN .... BE THIS A CUSTOMS USELESS MAN.HE LIKES GIRLS ALOT HE CAN SLEEP WITH 5 FRIENDS IF GIVEN THE OPPOURTUNITY.
MANY OF MY FRIENDS HAVE SLEPT WITH HIM BECAUSE HE IS VERY USELESS.
HE FEELS HE HAS MONEY AND CAN RIDE ON ANY GIRL HE WISHES NO DOUBT HE LIKES THEM SLIM 22-26 OF AGE. I WISH TO LET YOU KNOW ONE THING YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND IS THE FACT THAT IF ONE SLEEPS WITH YOU, THAT PERSON WILL TELL ANOTHER ADD YOU UP VIA CHAT AND THE NEXT THING YOU FOOLISHLY FALL. AT A POINT WE PLANNED TO KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU WILL SLEEP WITH A FRIEND AND DENY THAT THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS
I SLEPT WITH THIS BASTARD LOOKING OLD MAN TWICE ,PROMISED HE WAS GOING TO BUY ME A PHONE AND HE RAN JUST LIKE THAT FAIR ENOUGH YOU LEFT, FAIR ENOUGH AM COMING FOR YOU
MR ABUDULAHI SIR I KNOW YOU TO BE A DIRTY MAN NO DOUBT THE ENTIRE CUSTOM OFFICERS
IT’S A BAD THING YOU SLEEP WITH ANYTHING UNDER SKIRT. JUST SO YOU KNOW AT A POINT WE PLANNED TO ARRANGE YOUR KIDNAPP JUST OUT OF PITY I LET YOU BE NOW YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST IGNORE ME LIKE THAT WAOH GREAT AWSOME FEELING TO0.
MY NAME IS KATE EBONHIMEN HERE IS MY LITTLE PIECE OF ADVICE TO ALL CUSTOMS OFFICERS WHO ARE SO INTO WOMEN KINDLY BE CAREFULL PORTH-HARCOURT IS JUST TOO SMALL FOR US ALL I HAVE MY EYES ON ALL OF YOU
AM WRITING THIS PIECE WITH TEARS IN MY EYES JUST SO YOU ALL ON HIS CONTACT CAN SEE .
I HAVE NOT FINISHED WITH YOU SIR. JUST A REMINDER INDEEED YOU THINK YOU CAN SLEEP WITH ME AND DUMP MY ASS SORRY OLD FOOL YOU FAILED AM IN WITH YOU “wink’’ with your black spotted dots on your skin no doubt u have HIV and ready to spread yeah? Remember saturday nite outting with the girl? Lol
Watch your back always SIR ....

What is dis one saying? These girls nor dey even shame again sef! Chai

summerflame:
. Forgive me sir, I am just your boy oooooo. Loyal to your government

Lol... nor mind those Sly girls jare.

summerflame:
The content of your words lack wisdom.. Must u go out on a date or can't u see what was being written. She went with an unidentify man... Bunches of "mofolic" sexy ugly asss chimpanzee .. Hungry girls all around looking for whose pocket to suck dry... GOD, IF MY FUTURE WIFE IS AN OLOSHO, KILL HER MYSTERIOUSLY BEFORE I GET TO KNOW HER.. AMEN. CERTIFIED BACHELOR WITH ZERO WORRIES

U are a berrry wuked somebori!

decatalyst:


Warn them from today till tomorrow, the ones that wouldn't listen will not. They want money without sweating


As we dey talk, another babe is ridding nozzle

Dem want good things of life without sweating... na dia parents I just dey pity after investing a whole lot.

stane007:
The makeup artiste responsible for this transformation is Peletin Adedoja. What do you think?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/03/this-before-and-after-makeup-photo-has.html

Jesuuuuuuuuuu.....

chimere66:
As shared by Uju.....

'This Man Mr Daniel Ebem was killed last week Sunday after church service at his father's compound at Nneogidi village Agulu by his elder brother's Son by Name Mr Chigboo Edem . Chigboo said that Daniel don't want to help him therefore he used cutlass to cut the his uncle into pieces'.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/man-murdered-by-elder-brother-son-in.html?m=1

Now that he has killed him, will he get d help now?

AdoraAmadi:
Nigerian actress Regina Daniels will turn 17 by October 10 this year. That didn't stop her from sharing this flirty photo of herself in a bathroom with fans to wish them a good night.

She didn't allow them drop comments on the photo.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/03/actress-regina-daniels-disables.html

Na you go tire!

ijustdey:
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/-air-force-personnel-carefully-planned-murder-of-girlfriend/189219.html

Love nor be by force o! People should learn to move on!

Ogashub:
As shared by a facebook user, Sherrif Alabi Mosalu.



https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10212656442111857&id=1409655132&refid=17

Lord have Mercy!

Dis one na Permanent Tatoo!

rem44:
I don't know how true is this story but according to Hon. Mulima from Maiduguri who lives in Abuja,there
was a suicide bomb blast last night opposite Chad Basin,killing 2 people and injuring others.He wrote....

'Yesternight SUCIDE bomber opposite chad basin,dusuman ward MALARI
We lost 2men and some are injured
May allah guide us and restored peace in our dear borno state Nigeria
Thank you all'

Please people in Borno should help us confirm the authenticity of the news.Thanks!



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/suicide-bomber-attacks-borno-opposite.html?m=1

Don't these guys get tired of all these killings?

LordIsaac:
He has said it all: " your picture drives me crazy." Engaging in conversation which such a man is in itself adultery. She is enjoying the attention.

You get am.

massinola:
Hahahahahahahaha laugh wan kill me here. Campaign don start be that oh. 2019 is around the corner. This yellow teeth people think we are idiots. They think we have low IQ like them. So a man of his calibre who can't even change the look of his sitting room promised to change Nigeria to USA and you believed him. Now we see the reason why we are moving from developing to under developed nation. You are proudly showing buhari's ineptitude as a sign of humility. My papa na primary school teacher. Him sitting room can compete with people higher above him. And cow rearing presidiot in his deluded mind is showing this dirty thing to mean humility. He lacks taste, class, in fact, he's dirty. My people, shey una can now see why we are where we are today

U get am jare... na dia way!

SpecialAdviser:
So people are still interested and believe in this type of story after he budgeted so much for ASO Rock clinic and went to UK to treat ear infection?

So people are still interested and believe in these type of stories when all his children are schooling abroad?

So people are interested and believe in these types of stories when his daughter married one of the richest men in Nigeria?

So people are still interested and believe in this type of stories even as he fail to prove that he never forged a certificate?

In fact people got to start believing that my 90 year old grandma just gave birth to twins yesterday.

What is good for goose should be good for the gander. People please believe my grandma's story.

Na dia campaign strategy dem don start so!

Jodforex:


All you need do is get your self obonge syinix rechargeable fan....

Bros...Abeg inbox me d price.

Ebal:
VIDEO:Brave Little Boy Penetrate into Crowd To Shake Hands with Acting Pres. Osinbajo in Benin City


Brave little boy penetrate into crowd to shake hands with acting Nigeria president
Yemi Osinbajo in Benin City, Edo State during presidential visit


http://ebalsblog..co.uk/2017/03/videobrave-little-boy-penetrate-into.html

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OSHIBAJO for PRESIDENT !

AutoJoshNG:
We’ve seen a few Smart Fortwo on the streets of Nigeria.. looks cute and efficient on gas. But maintenance may be an ish. To wow its enthusiasts, a BRABUS version has been launched… and the price is not smiling.

A base price of $52,760 is about N24m in Nigeria. Shipping and custom duty will also add a couple of millions to the landing cost. Despite this steep price, we’ll definitely see this on Nigerian roads.

Only 125 units will be produced with 123hp 3 cylinder engine which gets from 0-60 in 9.2 seconds.. and a maximum speed of 109mph (177.7kph).

It comes with a wider body kit, 18 inch wheels and a triple exhaust that looks like that of a Ferrari 458 Italia.

One of the most amazing feature of this car is the interior that blends with the same exterior colour. You can pick it in coupe or soft top convertible.

This mini car sells like hot cake in Europe because of the narrow roads.

Tell us if you love the ride or not..

https://autojosh.com/smart-fortwo-brabus/

24 cool Millions of dis thing?!

Are u kidding me?

chiefololade:
And who told you Awele Odita is Yoruba?

You dey mind am!

nokiaba3:
By This They Are Exposing Themselves To So Many Unknown Danger.....Why Cant They Do This In Secret.
My Opinion Tho!

Same thought too. They should have kept their identity .

stephenduru:
As shared by Uju yesterday......

'Mother, her three children murdered in an uncompleted church building in Lagos

A  mother and her three children were killed by unknown persons in an uncompleted church building at Agbowa, near Ikorodu in Lagos state in the early hours today.  Someone said they were killed with grinding stones.

Lagos state Commissioner of Police disclosed this at a press conference held at the state police command headquarters today. According to Owoseni, the police was called to the murder scene at about 4:30am.

“The incident happened at about 3 am this morning at Agbowa in Ikorodu. The three murdered children were aged four, five and nine. The mother of the children was also wounded and later died in the hospital’’ he said.
The Commissioner said the police was still investigating the motive behind the killings, promising that the culprits will be apprehended and prosecuted'



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/mother-her-three-children-murdered-in.html

It shall not be well with whoever did this! God will punish generations upon generations of whoever did this!
Why kill d poor children!

maberry:
them want carry grandpa play
But at 82 this man suppose to done retire from politricks na

My brotherrrrr you sef dey see am?

What can an 82yr old possibly do? Is it that we don't have credible pple withing d age to 45 to 60yrs old that can handle such positon?

ayodiya:
Lie, lies, lies you don't participate in it but u know what going in the programme. Just plain funny shey. My third week yet hv not been matched. Stop misinformation

Na so dem go cause unnecessary panic .....

lexyj123:
Good day everyone, i read on news paper that UK Embassy now scan original documents at the application centre and return the originals back to the applicant immediately. has this process commenced in reality?
thank you.

Fully Commenced!

Kondomatic:
E pain am

E really pain am tru tru