₦airaland Forum

Wisdomkosi:
https://igberetvnews.com/1406860/president-buhari-done-igbos-apc-pdp-nollywood-actor-kenneth-okonkwo/

With your wide mouth

Dem no dey go anywhere

festaclanre:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aHPuLyUt-A

Cctv footage

Burn him

Timekeeper:
Advice Needed. I Have An Issue Bothering My Soul And Life..

I am based on the mainland and I recently came back from akwa Ibom where I did my youth service... I stay with my brother on mainland hoping to get a job and move out..

By God grace, there is possibility of me getting a Job on the island even though it is not yet concluded... Meanwhile the job will be on probation as I am currently being trained on it.

I have a lady Frnd Dt I met since last year, no sexual stuff btw us. We have just been friends. She stays on the island (ajah) and her rent is expired, though she didn't plan to continue living in That house. Our plan is Dt she is moving out and I will pay but recently she had some financial issues and wunt be able to move out again. So she suggested that we should pay another 1 year rent.

My concerns:
1. She is not really troublesome but sumtyms she is very stubborn. Anyway she is a Good lady sha.

2. Possibility Dt her sis will stay with us. I don't know much abt her sis and I don't want trouble.

3. a. The house is located in a ghetto like area in Ajah where the bathroom has no door and even the next person bathroom and people outside will know u r the one bathing. (bathroom fence not tall and no roof)

3.b. The toilet fence are so short that the next person can see u and u can see him/her while pooing . I love privacy and this kind life is not what I wished for..

4. The environment is notin to write about but I can cope...
.

What should I do? I don't intend rejecting this job due to lack of a good place to stay and I can't stay In mainland to be working in island which of course is still a probatory stuff.

Nairaland family, I am so confused right now......

You're a papa Jax man

Thank God for unknown gunmen

impactValue:
Greetings, good people of Nairaland

Please I need a piece of honest advice from experienced nairalanders, I am a Software Engineer, I got an offer from a very close friend (He is like a brother to me) of mine that resides in Dubai to come and manage a club he co-owns to enable him time for other activities. I will need to learn how nightclubs operate since I have little or zero knowledge about the nightlife. I have the freedom to pick up side gigs (or remote work) when I can and He is not in any way restricting me but he needs me to learn the business with him.

The plan, in a simple language, when I learn the business well enough he will pull out and open his own so I can be his manager since he doesn't want recognition.

He paid for my flight ticket and was the one that processed the visa for me (tourism) and he is currently working on how my visa can be extended and my work permit too.

Before I came to Dubai, I applied for this opening with a tech firm in Berlin. I completed the last stage here in Dubai and have been sent the offer but I will have to relocate to Germany because the work is on-site, the company bare expenses regards flight ticket, travel insurance, visa process et al. The start salary is 56K euros per annum (gross).

Also, I resigned from a bank as a development specialist (full-time staff not yet confirmed though, was earning 450K naira net with other benefits) prior to my trip to Dubai. I was doing well in Nigeria because I earned a total of up to 800K (with all my works combined) just that the work ethic (the bank work) is toxic to me because you will work your brain out debugging code, plus I am looking at a good place that I can start a family when I am ready and Nigeria is a no for me unless I have enough money to send my kid abroad to study.

What do I do now that I am already in Dubai? I am passionate about tech and I love the echo system. Please any input from experienced fellows will go a long way for me.

Thanks in advance. Mod please help so I can get as much input as possible

My Friend enter Germany

LordviccoDaGuru:
https://www.facebook.com/100044604366356/posts/426534155510060/?flite=scwspnss

Useless aboki

Lamanii22:
Now I can't use my toilet very well, I can't read in my toilet anymore... It's scary to go there, my mind is not at rest.... I told my husband about it and he said he doesn't envisage bad news ...

Na bush I dey shit now ooo

Birds Don oil their their buluku finish na time to pushu all the aiyes comot for town especially sapele road una go hear Wiinnnn.....make una just bring una kpoi com outside make we chop am make everybody rest because this one Abuja go hear am .... smelling

mysticwarrior:
is she your mother?

U again

Who jam EiYe jam high tension...........when birds are flying no friend no foe

Hbk na Airlord ......... January till December birds are flying
All hands must be on deck

Buy gun

I don become kidnapper be that

Racoon:
https://dailyreportng.com/pastor-marries-18-year-old-choir-member-as-second-wife-photos/

Even inside church ashawo still dey

EkehPraise:
My elder brother came to for a training in the city I live and will be staying at my place. After he changed into his boxers and came to the parlor my eyes moved to his waist and guess what I saw? Waistbeads of different colors and designs. He is a tech guy, never used to wear one even in his school days, I asked him what's up and he just laughed and said he likes them
As a man I have seen a lot of ladies adorn their waistlines with lovely waistbeads and I love it but seeing it on the waist of my elder brother almost made me go nuts with confusion
How can a full grown man be wearing
waistbeads and feeling really cool with it??

What could it mean?? He is not married, the last time we had an idea that he was in a relationship was about 4 years ago and they had long broken up.

I am thinking of calling my dad to tell him about it.

Please don't tell me to mind my business, he's our first son and the eldest and I think I should be concerned.

Editor: File Photos Used For Illustration

He's an ashawo bastard

Candidlady:
Please I need a reason why any lady would agree to be a second wife?

Woman too plenty ,even you OP na second wife you go be

Loreettaa:
Run along, child.

That's my advice 4 u , I'm not here to quarrel

PrimadonnaO:
People talking about creams.

Stretch marks aren't only a function of creams used on the skin.

Kid sis started having stretch marks on her breasts and thighs from when she was 12, thereabout.

A child that was exclusively using pears baby oil and joy soap.

Stretch marks are hereditary from observation...

Sometimes, too, they're a function of growth spurts... or fluctuating weight.

Then there's also the cosmetic effect.


***************
People should learn to read and move on when they don't have anything reasonable or knowledgeable to say.


Men also have stretchmarks.

On the bum, behind the knees, around the armpit.

Even really slim people.

Different skin types and their attendant features

Check your kid sis Wella, someone is pressing her boobs with two hands

Loreettaa:
So I've been having stretchmarks on my boobs, faint lines, that sometimes fade off. I'm fair skinned and when it shows, I fear other people can see it too.
What causes it?

Stop allowing those men to press your breasts

BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/nigeria-leading-globally-in-yam-cassava-rice-production-fg/%3famp

And we are starving me minister

Make North carry their cross na their fellow terrorist brother Jubril dey run am

Aboki on this one

KiNg0G:
Mine.

2016

I dey drink am now

Spirit247:
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Guyman

lalasticlala:
Flavour N'abania Turns 38 Today!



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavour_(musician)

Music age

Ashawo die punany rest

NwekeUG:
Dino Melaye Wins Diaper Wearing Competition For Dads At An Event (Photo, Video)

Senator Dino Melaye won Diaper wearing competition for dads at an event over the weekend, IgbereTV reports.

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG7p69BZcqQ

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CWlUB-QATsP/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Lol Agbaya

FutureIsFemale:
Nonsense

Since you did not have the intention of marrying Chioma, why took your people to her family and embarrassed her?

May God punish every man that embarrasses a lady with marriage promise.

Back to the topic:

Davido our 21st century Pharisee

God will value twenty naira donated in secret than twenty billion donated in the open

God searches the heart and not the face.

Davido's heart is evil. He is using this donation saga to promote his wacky single he just dropped.

Did you guys see the timing? The time he dropped the single and the time of the donations.

God pass him.

Chioma is sweet for fucking only

Nonye1234:
Hi everyone, the purpose of this post is to look at things from other women's perspective.

My question is how long do you think a talking stage should last. How long do you need to study a man before deciding whether to date him or not. Please, I need answers from ladies, LADIES

Till ur pussy old

Icouldhave:
I give up

The struggle won

The pain won

Am weak, I can't fight no more.


I miss been rich, I hate been poor.

But I give up

I can't fight no more



I might kill myself tonight.


The tears is dripping from my eyes

As I type


The struggle won











modified!

I just couldn't do it

I slept like a baby

Woke up around 6am, like every normal day

I had a rethink to face the struggle just one more time!

A rematch

U Neva ready to die yet