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nijaomegacode:
I will share mine first.
There is this girl I like so much so I decided to go FBI on her.
I asked her friend to confirm from her if she has a bf.
Lo and behold she told my spy yes. My spy asked if they've had sex and the girl replied "never". She said they only kiss and romance and that she loves him so much.
So I tracked down the bf and send his male friend to ask him if he has banged the girl and the bf said yes.
I got close to the girl and after like a week or so, I told her I like her but she didn't reply. I asked her to visit me severally but she always promised to come and never showed up.
One day I met with her n asked her how far with our discussion and she said she has not said anything so I asked her jokingly if I'm to wait until she say something and she said yes. This girl never bill me for anything unless I give her. She's a nice girl. She's so shy around me that she finds it difficult to look me in the eyes. Once I look away, she stares at me and immediately look away if I turned to her.
Now my questions are:
Should I ditch her like a bitch or should I continue being nice to her with the hope that one day she will accept me?
Do you think she lied to her friend about having sex with her bf?
Do you think the bf lied to his friend about having sex with her?
What would you do if you were in my shoes?

Masterlover:
If You Don’t Talk To Girls Girls In “This Way”, They Will Never Like You

Now grab your phone, if possible get it close to your eyes if it’s going to help make what I am about to show you right here and now to sink in.

This one secret of talking to girls that I am about to show you will make girls laughing and practically throwing themselves at you. As in, it will make girls love to be around you till it starts looking like you use jaz or something.

i‘m sure this startegy works because I use it too to do magic to girl’s head – like, I have been using it for over 8 years and it NEVER fails, also, thousands who have laid hands on my book have also strongly given feedbacks that this strategy works. The prettier a girl is and the more classy she is the more likely it is that these secrets will work on her.

With that out of the way – let’s break this down.

This strategy I have been (how I go take put am sef), this strategy I have been hyping here actually has a name – I call it THE JONSE-HUMOUR-SHOCK method

If you want to turn a girl from just a friend to a girl who would practically beg to kiss, what you need is to learn how to communicate with them in this way.

JONSE-HUMOR-SHOCK

I learnt this strategy from a friend back in the university and it works like magic, it's almost scary sometimes.

Here is the principle behind this strategy: Girls are accustomed to guys who try to impress them but when a guy comes up and doesn't try to impress her but instead, jonses her in a funny way she sits up and take notice.

Now think back to that ladies' man you know, that guy that has girls flocking around him. Have you ever gone close to hear how he talks to those girls?

How he doesn't try to be a gentleman around them.
How he is blunt with them.
How he is always jonsing them.

Now, don't get this concept wrong - don't be harsh to women and say bad things to them, that's not what I'm saying.

Instead of saying; "Your hair looks awful".

Say; "Hey, is that the size of your head or is that wig three times bigger than my own head".

Then smile.

The strategy is not to insult her, but to jonse her in such a way that she realizes you don't seem to be under her spell like other guys are.

I have had a very pretty girl ask me out after I kept on telling her that she is too fair for my liking because she reminds me of my granny who I didn't like.


I always made her see I was joking, I wasn't all mean and straight faced but because I said it showed her I wasn't freaked of her looks like other guys.

She would hit me and be like; "you are comparing me to your grandmother. Is she even fine as I am"

Then I will be like; "Before? She, you and smiggle in lords of the ring look alike"

Then I will smile.

One day I told her I can't date her because, even though she was fine, I wasn't attracted to her.

The next day she kissed me.

The more pretty a girl looks the more Jonse-humor-shock will work on her. These types of girls have been so worshiped by guys, so when a guy who doesn't worship them comes along they struggle to impress those guys. That's why you will call this girls fifty times and they won't even call you for once. Instead, they will call one guy who doesn't even look that fine.

Have you noticed how silly in love pretty girl act when they like a guy. And still, that guy don't take them seriously.

If showering praises and compliments on girls makes them fall in love then everybody will have girls chasing after them.

One thing about using this strategy is that it can also make a girl sexually interested in you, as in, using this strategy in a certain way can make a girl want to have sex with you real bad.

I covered exactly how to use the jonse-humour-shock method to make any girl see you as someone she wants to sleep with in my E-book; unlocking the attraction code (See my profile for number to call or the link to get the E-book).

Not everybody who calls will be allowed to get the book, so if my PA refuses to send you details on how to buy the book, please don't feel offended. pirates have really done "strong things" to us and this has made us careful of who we sell the e-book to.

BONUS: Just for buying the book, I will PERSONALLY call you up with my personal number, listen to your problems in relation with girls and give you a 14000 naira worth of practical advice on how to tackle it – TOTALLY FREE

TO get the book, call my PA with the number on profile before 4 pm today. If you pass the voice test details on how to get the book will be sent to you.

My fingers don dey pain me, to be continued abeg...always check up on this thread for more.

Omicron007:
Hello beautiful people.
Let me make this short and precise as usual

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I don't even know how to put this. But let me say that I have been getting emotionally attached to married women/single mothers and I am worried about it.
I am in my early twenties.


Fast forward to my current case. There is this lady that works in the same department with me in a firm. She is married but her husband is outside town. He works and has been away for almost three months.
The lady is very young though she has five kids. She has a banging physique despite birthing five kids.

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She prepares my own food specially and brings it to the office. She calls me frequently after work and she covers or stands for me a lot. There are instances where I have missed briefings, but she held sway for me and made me escape query letters.

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We are very close and she confides in me a lot. Whenever I tell her I am going to see my female friends on a weekend, she is not happy. Instead, she says that I am not getting close to her enough because she is married.

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I have promised to take her out and she has been reminding me constantly. I have been faking different excuses for procastination purposes.

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To be honest, if she was single, I could have done the needful by now. But I am constrained by several factors. I don't want to have issues with her and I want to be in her good books.

I need advice please.

jaelz:
I have a girlfriend. She is 21 while I am 25. She is using Blackberry and iPhone while I am using Nokia torch.
I bought the phones for her because I love her so much. I send 400 naira card to her every day but she doesn’t call me. She only flashes me. Whenever we go to a restaurant, I buy her Red wine, Juices and fried rice while I drink only pure water and eat groundnut.
One day, I bought 400 naira card for her. When we were together, she called another guy and told the guy that she loves him and will marry him. When I asked her who she was calling, she said that she was only
joking. She has never ever visited my house and she doesn’t allow me to visit her house. Whenever I want to hug her, she would shout at me harshly.
What should I do? Should I increase the recharge card I buy for her to 600 naira? Or should I buy another
Blackberry phone (N100,000) for her and iPhone6 (N458, 000) for her too?
I know that she loves me very much, but she’s just pretending as if she doesn’t.

orohbiro:
I met this guy a month ago since then this guy has been disturbing me so last week we went to shoprite to have lunch I went there with my younger brother and my younger bro mistakenly dial is number with my phone and the phone rang what I saw as my name saver made me surprise I yeil at him he told me in his language it mean treasure and okpoo in my side means harlot he is an Edo boy pls o I don't think this guy have good intention.
He hasn't seen my pants since we met o

Sopies:
One of my ex gf turned FWB just visited me for the weekend, and from my observation I could only marvel at the level of simping from guys out there. This is a girl I quietly broke up with when I observed that she's this kind of girl that likes keeping guys around for monetary gains without really being sexually involved with them, she leads them on under the guise of being in a relationship with them promising them sex when she's ready. Of course the sex never comes till the scales falls off the magas eyes.

I just kept her for knacks and other financial perks since mumu guys is always loading her with money. She stumbled on my real gf one day in my house which led to a bitter breakup between us. Some months later we reconciled but based on FWB levels.

Now to the real gist, this girl is dating about four guys, the one she came to my house from his place already paid her school fees and other expenses. She even came with 15k that the guy gave her which we of course squandered together. The painful part was when she was on call with the guy, oga was sounding so clingy and needy, asking the girl to promise him that he won't share her with someone else. Person wey dey stroke my preek in readiness for another round of sex.

The guy brought up the issue of sex starvation and the babe immediately used reverse psychology on him by feigning anger and accusing him of being after her body. Oga started begging.....chain. This is an average looking girl with just small small curves here and there.

The next one called and it was still the same story, that one is based in Lagos and had sent her tp to visit him but she kept spending the money with excuses, Oga sent 22k in my presence for another tp with a promise of giving her 150k for business if she comes. Babe change am for am o, that if her coming is a prerequisite for the 150k that oga should keep his money. Oga started begging that she should give him time to gather the money.....Smh.....of course he hasn't even seen color of tight.

Another one called in the middle of a romance and the phone would occasionally fall of her hand while she's moaning, oga was on the line shouting hello.....hello....baby are you okay??....what are you doing....hello pls talk naa.....what's that sound..... Babe go pick up tell am say she dey experience mensuration cramp hence the sound......chai

I can go on and on, I've advised her to quit that lifestyle cos she might meet a guy that she won't scam and get away with it but she said she's doing nothing wrong.

Who do men this thing abeg I'm just so unhappy what my fellow guys are going through. One of them maga even has my number, I don't even know how he got it , each time dey have issue he would call me and I would tell him how to handle the girl so she will be loyal, the ode go carry every thing go tell the girl.

She's laying on my bed naked while one guy has been calling for like forever, she would pick the call and be rubbing the mouth piece on her hair, oga go dey shout hello hello. When she manage talk na tear she tear for the guy cut call, oga just dey drop text like rainfall, calling himself all kinds of derogatory name like idiot, foolish etc.

Honestly I'm sad, she's been touching me but I'm not just feeling her again.

Percaput:
Thanks... I think such people should not go near a relationship in the first place.

Daveambition:
Alaye no dey whine ur sef o.
The fact that yu don't believe in ritual or any other diabolic sh!t does not mean it doesn't happen..
Naija has her own traditional rites, beliefs & doinz; stop this comparison btw Nigeria, China, Brazil etc..... We are Africans & a lot stil occur

EkehPraise:
Honestly I am not trying to sound like a broken record though I'm hurting badly because I don't know how to feel, but this my babe that I've been dating for the past 2 years hardly calls me. Times without number we have talked about it and she promised to improve but that has not been the case.

We have discussed marriage plans and also introduced each other to our families hoping to give it a go ahead come 2022 by God's grace which I know she will be happy to settle with me but two days ago during my break time from work I checked my phone and as usual was about calling her then it occurred to me that this is what I do everyday from good morning to goodnight no calls from her except I call or chat first so I decided not to call or chat yet till now nothing from her.

She has been online on whatsapp, I am sure she calls other people. I have made up my mind not to call or write to her first and if she doesn't reach out to me then I will just bone and move on gently.

Hashabiah:
This woman is a serious disgrace to the yoruba culture. In my own opinion, she should be flogged and made to tender a public apology to the school and teacher .

Perez99:
Good day nairalanders.
I will make it very brief. Please I need your advice.
I've been a nairalander since 2016 but this is my first official post.

My father is a good, noble and humble man. A successful business man. He's very proud of us (his children), we're also proud of him. We're 3. I'm 29 years of age, the eldest and only son. He make sure we don't lack anything. We all went to one of the prestigious Private University in Nigeria. I and my immediate baby sis are graduate, while last born still in 300l.

The problem is that, my father don't know how to dress, he prefer to wear faded and worn out clothes. My dad drive highlander 2014 model. If my Dad comes down from his car, you will think he's a driver to an imaginary Boss because of the way he dressed.
Blessed memories of my beloved mom May her soul R.I.P. She was always complaining and sometimes my Dad won't listen to her.

I'm a good fashion designer, my love for fashion is topnotch. I also own a laundry store and a barbing store. I've been privileged to sew some clothes for comedian Buchi which he loves so much and he promised to patronize me again.

GOD in heaven knows how many lovely, mature and soft dress I've sew and bought for my father with my money. He only wears it once and won't wear it again, there are some he haven't put on at all. He celebrated his birthday August, I bought this nice shirt 18k for him as a gift. Till today he hasn't put it on.

Please note: money is not his problem. The other day he stopped by at my store, I and my boys were working. He noticed nobody was using one of my industrial machines. He asked and I said it was faulty. He said how much? I said 170k but I'll change it soon before January....(because I just wrapped my car from corolla to ES Lexus)....Before I could say Jack... Baba don send me 200k. I ordered the machine instantly.

See what happened this morning, He got an invitation to attend a meeting. The smartest way to dress for a highly regarded man like him is native wear.
So he gave me this faded black trouser turning white to brush for him, that he wanted to wear it for the meeting...See eh, It was so annoying. I went to his room gathered the nice, starched and ironed native I could gather and I told him to select one, that I won't brush that faded trouser. He started saying ... " I'm proving stubborn and all manner things"... I'm sure our tenants could hear our argument.

Please Nairalanders. What can I do to make my Dad dress well. I plan to set fire on those faded and worn out clothes but it will look so disrespectful. I'm sure his friends have accepted his mode of dressing.
My siblings and I are tired of complaining.

Please I need an advice!!!

Sirlancelot:
I won't bother you guys much. I married my woman last year June during the lockdown. Things are rosy for us as a young couple till we bring in a girl of 15 years from my wife family to stay with us in order to help my wife with house chores and other things during the time she is heavily pregnant .
Mind you,from day one I have been dating my wife, this girl has been on my neck,telling me how she will come stay with me in lagos if I get married to her sister.That would be my greatest undoing as I grudgingly obliged after many persuasion from her Mother as well. After my marriage,she came over to Lagos to join us.
Now,she is very useless to me.She will go to school from 7am to 5pm.After coming back from school,she will take another excuse to go for evening church and come back by 8pm.No help in doing house chores. COOKING,she no sabi..My turn off about her now is that she can eat for Africa.The little provision I manage stock at home don't go anywhere now.
The last straw that break the camel back is that she always steal my babies food,like milk,biscuits etc.
My wife is in dicey situation because she once lived with the girl's mother for like 15 years back then,and such can't just pursue her away like plague.
Right now I am fighting the urge and anger to mess her up.I have advised her on numerous occasions but it seems she can not learn easily except with hard handling. Everything bad about human traits,she has it;Lies,false swearing and the likes.
Mature minded people in the house,if you are in my shoes,what would you do?

verybadmouth:
Doctors in the house please I need your advice. Is it a problem I should be very worried about or would it close in no time. Please help


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Aufbauh:
It's really an assailable demand on Mr. President to erroneously terminate a judicial process that is in motion.

The only political solution to Kanu's case is to avail him a fair trial. Anything short of this will be immoral, grossly inconsistent, demeaning and unacceptable.

Pls avoid quoting my mention comparing MNK case with pardoned Boko haram fighters.
One of the clear differences between their respective cases is that MNK case is before the law court.

cutecommend:
May God provide money for you to marry her quickly, because eeeeeeeeeeh!!!

Denvacandy:
We got married in 2018 and things where going smooth, i was working with a company in port harcourt and i can bodly say i was very okay, taking flight is not an issue.

When she wanted to give birth to our first child, it was through CS and i paid every damn bills amounting to 500k or so.

We moved down to ogun state and i was taking flight monthly to see her from port harcourt.

Fast forward to 2020, the comapny fold up and i lost my job, i came down to ogun fully with my wife and everything went down, feeding was hard and my savings is drying up.

You know how woman do and how to satisfy them so my savings eventually dried up and the reality was down.

She applied for a teaching job at govt school and she got employed and i was always at home.

Do she was supportive but its didnt took long when she changed and started treating me badly.

I was so sad the day she utter all terirble words to me, on how have not been a good husband and how i have not been dropping money for food and co.

how i have not been taking care of her, i almost moved to tears and i refused to eat her food for some period, i was being supported by a street friend.

How can someone you have sacrificed so much for all of a sudden change and bring out thier true color.

Sirheny007:
He'd still die solo.
This news is of monumental disinterest.

talk2chomchom:
that receipt is from my bank. Not from POS agent bro

Bigredmachine:
Who sent am

distinguish:
We have been married for a year now. We have been trying to conceive. Because of the emotional stress attached my wife said she can't be staying at home alone, it causes her stress. She said she wants to start doing something. At least a business.

I took a loan from my place of work and we started the business for over 2 months now. The issue now is that, I don't always have cash on me anymore. Any little money I got it's for the business. Basically, we mostly feed from the business.

Yesterday, after we returned home, she started giving me attitude, I asked her what the issue was, she started telling me how I am killing the business, not taking good care of her, not having money to take care of her and all sort of rubbish, she brought out how incompetent I am as a husband and what have you. I never said a word to reply her and its eating me up seriously, I could not sleep the whole night. This is the person that I sacrificed a lot for. I was supposed a take a professional course this November, but because of her I had to postpone it.

Please I need your advice.

PS: I did not eat the food she prepared last night.

bragamycin:
Good day fellow nairalanders, I am currently so vexed right now and pissed.
I have been damn broke for a while due to the fact that I haven’t been getting lots of logistic jobs these days.
I noticed that my personal fund has been going into the business to keep it moving and now that I have exhausted my options, I am being left with the worries of paying my workers month end, because they don’t care and they will collect their pay whether there is work or not.

Today early this morning a client paid her cumulative debt of 25000 into my account and I was smiling Cos I know that I will be able to pay one rider month end. However, to my greatest, it is on this same day that my riders have brake pad issues, the need to change oils and the most annoying of all is that my phone fell off my hand on this same day o, so 25k in 25k out, I no even see shawarma bUy inside the money Cos I had to immediately go nd fix the screen of my phone .
SHEY NA JUJU BE THIS ? Cos I remember say pastors used to say to pray against this kind thing abi na VILLAGE PEOPLE abi Na just COINCIDENCE.
Pls if have been in shoes , biko tell me ur experience

FreeStuffsNG:
That is understandable.

Meanwhile, a member of the Lagos State team at the panel, Mr Jelili Ownonikoko has shed light on what led to the falsehoods in the report circulating online.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OgiqPtV6WA

Mr Ebun Adegboruwa, despite missing the sittings of the panel for 5 months every Saturday the Lekki incident is deliberated on by the panel, allegedly wrote the falsehoods in the report like the unethical manner Trump's lawyer deliberately lied in the US and got his license suspended.
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/24/nyregion/giuliani-law-license-suspended-trump.html

All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria.

Freestainworld:
Thief of a president, did soldier's shot unarmed peaceful protesters or not.

Jerrick:
Tonight would have been a very ugly one because a snake has been inside this table water pack right from the point of purchase almost to the point of sale. Those that interacted with this table water were like 5 including myself and nobody saw this until when it was taken to where it will be sold.
Who knows how long this has been inside? I really want to thank God for life because tomorrow is my birthday and God knows how I would have been celebrating it had it gone the other way round. It curled itself around the bottle neck that was how it became visible.

I’m actually suspecting it to be Viper with my little National Georaphic Channel knowledge. Experts in the house, what type of snake is this? And is it venomous of not?

FishLaps:
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