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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris is not has big and Hunk as a Stanlion, naa a Starlion is as big and strong has Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris vacationed once in the Virgin Islands. Now they are just The Islands.

Here is little story about Stree Fighter 2 game some people didn't know.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick.
When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

The first time Chuck Norris had a wet dream he nearly drown.

OK i will start

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Okay, this isn't really news-worthy, and it probably belongs somewhere in "Entertainment" instead of "Linux/Unix/Windows/OSX," but sometimes geeks have to play, right? Some of The Guru and Newbies in Nairaland should be paying homage this week to one of the internet's favorite names, Chuck Norris. Come join in the silliness abi everything should not be about missing drivers and slow systems make we show at least we in the computer section too can have fun! LoL

OMO Thats is Great News FInally ATI is feeling the pressure, this is great new for the community

@adewaleafolabi, bigrovar

please i want 2 go into linux, which of the linux OS is da best.
thanx awaitin your response

NB: also where can i get a good installatn CD

Easy just check this site, www.ubuntunigeria. everything u seek to know is there, and u will meet pple u will readily

Cheers

HEY RALVY U ARE BACK YEPIIIIIII, GOD TO SEE U BRO,

Done the bad Link has been fixed now, so u can download one of the greatest AV in the world, karspersky inernet security 6 http://www.sendspace.com/file/irpjrp

If Yaradua's luck is good then is predecessor has got some ill luck the men team lost every final and the junior team only won in Africa Championships
2000 NIG/GHA Nations -Cup Super Eagles lost the finals to Cameroon on home soil
2001 Trinidad U17 Eaglet lost to France 3-0 -Ironically we beat them 2-1 in the group stage
2002 didnt qualify for the Knockout stage of the world cup.We left the world cup without winning a match (1st time since we have been qualifying for the world cup)
2003 AllAfricanGames U23 football final in Abuja lost the Final to Cameroon Again 2-0 (the team never coincided a goal/lost a match till the final)
2005 Holland U21 Lost final to Argentina 2-1,Failed to Qualify for the World Cup first time since 1994

So in the 8 years of Obasanjo Nigeria Fooball National Teams lost all the 5 finals and Failed to Qualify for the world cup in the 8 years of his Administration,

infact with the exception of the female team in the AYC we lost all the Finals we played under Obasanjo.

Guess some jinx in life can't be explained

Due to Popular Demand i decided to upload Kaspersky internet security 6 here,
included in the package is a license key, to install, choose "apply existing key"navigate to the kaspersky folder and double click on

Extremekey.key

when u are through installing u should remember to update it immediately, once that is done, u have your self one of the best antivirus in the market and your system sgould be free from viruses and warms, at lease for now, yeah it is vista compactible it is what i use with my vista,
no is doesnt slow down your system, u will hardly notice that it is working in the background, PLEASE uninstall every other antivirus u have on your system before u install K I S 6,

http://www.sendspace.com/file/irpjrp

Remember installing karspersky is a short term solution, for the ultimate virus free computer experience get UBUNTU.

this ipNX thing how can one get it and how much is it, ?cus in the end price is everything

bigrovar since when did u ditch your vista? uve always been speaking passionately about vista, what happened? Smiley

hey dont get me wrong vista is a wonderful piece of OS , when it comes to windows, i prefer vista any day, i never had a problem with it, and it worked like charm, BUT my movement to linux says nothing about the failure of vista rather its about the overwhelming beauty,stability.security and power of Linux, compare all that , the glory of vista is NATING,

Get everything u need to know about connecting to the NET thru Ubuntu on www.ubuntunigeria.

@Bigrovar, Well, it's not like I've tried it before. I had Linus before but I now use Windows.

hey man long time, how biz, well i have ditched windows vista for my ubuntu linux it wasnt easy being a new OS with new experience but so far so good i have gotten things sorted out now and am having a swell time wif ma self.

A friend only told me that he did and it didn't work and because he's quite good as well with computers,

Well linux has its own way of doing things , most pple that have problems with linux are pple that try to approach things froma windoze perspective , and it doesnt work that way, linux is completely diff from windows, not hard but diff and the sooner u take it that way the easier for u.it i dont find it hard at all connecting to the net thru linux, LAN,WIFI,DIALUP AND and it all worked, and even written a howto so that pple can easily do it themself, if u wnat to know more about ubuntu linux check this site www.ubuntunigeria. the site is ran by pple who try to help pple moving to ubuntu with OS support and the likes,

I felt that must be true. Can I have your number? I'll have to give him your number. Maybe he'll call you for help.

sure man anytime 08022982697

state the configuration of ur lappy try to be as detailed as u can, cus i use gateway MT6821, and i have all my drivers on CD but and we might just use the same drvers u never know.

Using the Expo in compiz fusion displays all my 4 desktops making it easy to switch between desktops, in a very productive way,