When government nor understand where South East belong naaaa come allocate money there tomorrow den declare Biafra Republic, who go repay de money back?
Abeg how much den allocate to Master Card Naira? Christmas don near person need to shop online
To be able to apply for HMRC’s Tax Specialist Pogramme you must have the UK government’s permission, in the form of a visa, to live and work in the UK for the entire duration of the programme (3 years). If you do not have the UK government’s permission, your application will be rejected.
HMRC is not able to sponsor applications for UK government visas associated with these jobs.
EmmaFantastic: Hello Nairalanders. Please pass this information on to people that it may benefit: HM Revenue and Customs (HMRC), the UK government's Revenue and Customs service, is recruiting for 200 graduates as Tax professionals to be developed into senior HMRC positions through a 4 year development programme. Starting salary is £27, 000-£29, 000 rising to £47, 000-£53, 000 by end of the development program. ...You do not have to be an accountant to apply as you will be trained. ...Minimum qualification is a 2.2 (honours) degree and does not have to be a UK degree. ...Applications are open to Commonwealth citizens, EEA and UK citizens. ...Application closes on November 24th, so if you are interested, it will be good to apply on time as there are some tests. Details, other information and how to apply, can be found at their web address below: https://www.gov.uk/guidance/tax-professional-development-programme. Have a pleasant evening.
ChangeIsCostant: For a very successful man such as Tony Elumelu, time is money -so every minute counts. The Nigerian billionaire and Chairman of Heirs Holdings Ltd, Elumelu, was spotted working while on a journey in his luxury private jet.
He shared this on his social media page.
Hard at work signing the certificates for our 1000 2016 Class of Tony Elumelu Entrepreneurs who will be arriving Lagos in less than 24 hours ahead of this year's Tony Elumelu Foundation Entrepreneurship Forum. This Forum has grown to become the largest gathering of African entrepreneurs and supporting stakeholders including investors, media, business leaders and policy makers. I am proud of the TEF team for their dedication and commitment to hosting a world class event every year. I can't wait to meet this year's outstanding entrepreneurs from 54 African countries. Long live African entrepreneurship!
ChangeIsCostant: For a very successful man such as Tony Elumelu, time is money -so every minute counts. The Nigerian billionaire and Chairman of Heirs Holdings Ltd, Elumelu, was spotted working while on a journey in his luxury private jet.
He shared this on his social media page.
Hard at work signing the certificates for our 1000 2016 Class of Tony Elumelu Entrepreneurs who will be arriving Lagos in less than 24 hours ahead of this year's Tony Elumelu Foundation Entrepreneurship Forum. This Forum has grown to become the largest gathering of African entrepreneurs and supporting stakeholders including investors, media, business leaders and policy makers. I am proud of the TEF team for their dedication and commitment to hosting a world class event every year. I can't wait to meet this year's outstanding entrepreneurs from 54 African countries. Long live African entrepreneurship!
Na only him sabi the youths wen hin de inspire for Naija o!
obiremy: Linda Ikeji's younger brother Peks Michael Ikeji who just won true heroes awards for young entrepreneur of the year in recognition of his immense contributions in helping to inspire Nigerian youths to do better than they can do has just acquired brand new Lexus car.
Dandsome: So I've been thinking about it lately and it has been giving me cause to worry.
These days phones are being manufactured with non removable batteries e.g Samsung Galaxy S7, Tecno Camon C9, Huawei Honor 6x (2016), Tecno L8+ et al.
Normally, when your phone hangs and you have a non removable battery, all you can do is wait for some time and then it'll come back to normal. However, what happens in a case where mistakenly, knowingly or unknowingly your phone falls into water and is completely immersed in it? I've read online about how you should switch it off, remove the battery then place it in a bag or container of raw rice etc.
My neighbour is so much interested in the Phantom6+, reason is he is a heavy user and the 4GB RAM, and battery capacity of 4050Mah will serve him well. He has a hyper active baby boy who is very curious. Last time the boy dipped his wife's phone completely into water. Thankfully it's just an ordinary torchlight phone.
He talked about how he's sacrificing to buy it in this kinda economy and how he'll never allow the baby near his phone, but sometimes mistakes happen and phones mistakenly "swim" inside water. But the BIG question is, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT IS A PHONE WITH A NON REMOVABLE BATTERY? I've heard a case where after someone switched off his phone when it fell into water, it turned itself back on most likely because it started to short circuit.
What is the "first aid" that can be done to the phone with a non removable battery when it falls into water??
Why she nor take photos of the tow van? If na to take selfies now, sharp sharp she go pose! No location sef of where they towed from ...Is it Lagos or where? Where did she park it? People like being too sensational on Social media without much details abeg park well jooooooor!
GurlFriend: A'rese, The Voice Nigeria Winner's N7million SUV
Winner of the maiden edition of music reality show, The Voice Nigeria, Agharese Emokpae, popularly known as A’rese just had her car, an SUV stolen by individuals posing as government officials.
A’rese emerged winner of the competition which started with 47 contestants, after beating the last eight contestants. She was awarded a recording contract, the now missing SUV worth N7 million and a 4-night all-expense paid ticket to Abu Dhabi.
Taking to her IG page to share the shocking and embarrassing news, she posted a photo of the stolen vehicle and wrote what you see below:
Soon one would need special note from APC top shots to fast track movement lol
Frankdotcom: A friend sent in these pictures of the massive queue at the famous Ojota Pedestrian bridge in Lagos. According to her, she's been on the queue for 30 minutes now.
Lagos State government should find a solution to this before it leads to a major catastrophe.
Nor mind dem saah! For the first time the SGF of Nigeria is doing his work people de binu Buh saaaaah ...nor come begin yarn say you de see demons wen de waka sideways or upside-down after Sai Baba tenure is over ooo!
CeoNewshelm: Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Babachir Lawal, says he is honored to be a member of a cabal in the President Buhari-led government.
He said this in an interview with Channels TV when he was asked to react to claims in some quarters that a cabal has hijacked the Buhari-led administration.
“I am honored to be a cabal in this presidency. I have no apologies to make.
"If the President decides that he wants a secretary to the government who is going to work with him, coordinate the activities of his government, who will give him advise, obviously that man should be able to have unfettered access to the President.
"He is supposed to be able to give advise to the president because he is with the president on a daily basis in a manner that others might not have”, he said
A pity you're the stupid and idiotic one here!!!! Mediocre in thinking! Are you trying to tell me that UK universities cannot afford to set up Campuses here in Nigeria like they did in Malaysia or Dubai? Please do not try to insult me cause I will give it back to you hundred folds! Nansense and ingredient
TijaniAbu: Stupidity has no limit. They say post-graduate, that means research. But one idiot will still ask for local study center to be taking jamb several times and failing. That is why some reach excellence and some remain mediocre. The mediocre can never know that scholarships are available for those that merit academically.
Jokers! They don't even have a standard operating policy to handle incidents such as this in our premier Airport? The Supposed Hub for West African travellers as a giant of Africa Imagine someone shouting for fire extinguisher from someone's vehicle!
josephine123: Fire out break at Murtala Muhammed International Airport MMIA
Gossiplover: Peks Michael Ikeji, Younger brother to popular blogger Linda Ikeji, has been awarded true heroes awards for young entrepreneur of the year in recognition of his immense contributions in helping to inspire Nigeria youth to do better than they can do. Congrat to him. The Ikeji's are truly entrepreneurs, building wealth from nothing. Linda Ikeji taking the lead.
Are these people for real? Instead of impressing upon them to set up study centers here in Nigeria as they do in Asia, you de praise dem for waiving application fees! How is that compared to the school fees? She nor sabi say den go don pad up the school fees to include the application fees?
Be like these people still be learners o! Isssorite happy leave sir. See you when you return #ediots
dumebiifeanyi: Contrary to widespread reports that ICPC boss, Mr Ekpo Nta has been sacked, a statement by the body reveals that Nta has not been sacked but only sent on compulsory leave.
The statement read;
The attention of the Management of the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC) has been drawn to the report of above title in the Vanguard newspaper of 26th October, 2016 authored by one Ben Agande and replicated under different titles by some other online and traditional publications.
The report purports that ICPC is in receipt of a letter from the office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, SGF, informing the Chairman, Mr. Ekpo Nta, “to proceed on compulsory leave beginning from today, October 26”. It goes further to impute perceived reasons for the alleged “sack” of the Chairman while quoting an anonymous “ICPC source”. No such letter or letters have been received in the Commission.
ICPC has brought this matter to the attention of the relevant authorities for appropriate action.
Signed: Edet Ufot For: Commissioner, Public Enlightenment and Spokesperson for the Commission
broseme: Nigerian comedian Emmanuella is already 'balling' despite her tender age. It is not easy for a girl of her age to be booked and provided with a private jet.She took to social media to thank God after flying private jet. She wrote...
'We now fly Private Jets. Please thank God for me'
The coach mandated him to bring back the Olympic Soccer Gold and he came back with bronze naa Mikel is now the players' spokesman
winetapper: The English Premier League has Started and Chelsea football club has played quite some matches , but no mikel yet not even in Bench or start up line.
I was thinking it's cos of Olympics but his teammates mates are back to their respective clubs..
Jenny1010: I went to the market to buy cucumber and everybody was giving me this silly look. The other day some of my male friends visited me, all i have at home then was some cucumber , when i brought it out to serve them , they all scream NO! NO! NO! with a giggle....like i was giving them poison. That one girl use cucumber to satisfy her sexual urge doesn't mean every girl seen with cucumber wants to use it for same thing. i have heard of guys who use Vaseline, but yet we dont see every guy with Vaseline as a masturbator.
trendyrammy: In the quest of becoming an internet sensation, Ify, a UK based Nigerian lady dedicates her Instagram page for sharing pictures of herself recreating celebrities look. She has recreated that of Cossy, Davido, Rihanna, Linda Ikeji and so many other celebrities.
Ify popularly known as Mummy Ndioha looks like one who does these at her leisure time just to have fun. Peep below to see photos of some of her looks.
Abeg make she go sidon jooooor! When her man de run mouth like tap wen don spoil, she nor warn am, now she de shout upandan
Yeyegist: Femi Fani-Kayode reportedly slumped in EFCC custody over the weekend. Although the anti-graft Agency have since denied that such happened, FFK's media aide & wife, Precious insist that it's true.
"Its very clear they want FFK dead at all cost. He is a man that would never give you the pleasure of seeing him down so saying he isn't ill or never slumped on Saturday is just a way of trying to deny him medical attention. He is ill and constantly checks into the clinic at the Commission and you have seen the health reports. This is pure wickedness," Precious said.
This didirin sef! No one is saying Dasuki stole anything, what we are saying is that he misappropriated the funds! This PhD man sef never de sabi English ni? Misappropriation and Stealing are two different things.
Politics › Re: Federal Government Leaves Out South East In Projects From $29.96B FOREIGN LOAN by bigtt76(f): 4:56pm On Oct 29, 2016
come allocate money there tomorrow den declare Biafra Republic, who go repay de money back? 
No location sef of where they towed from ...Is it Lagos or where? Where did she park it? People like being too sensational on Social media without much details abeg park well jooooooor!
Imagine someone shouting for fire extinguisher from someone's vehicle!
