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dainformant:
While prophet T.B Joshua is being trolled online after his prediction on the winner of the US presidential election backfired, his followers are still solidly behind -saying that one failed prophecy can't change their faith in him.

According a post made on to T.B Joshua ministries Facebook page on Sunday, the pastor said:

“Ten days ago, I saw the new President of America with a narrow win. “The new President will be facing several challenges over many issues, including: passing bills, attempts to possibly pass a vote of no confidence on the new President. “The boat of the new President will be rocked. “By the way, in order not to keep you in suspense, what I frankly saw is a woman.”

Despite a widely predicted Hillary Clinton win, the results have been announced and Donald Trump has been elected the next U.S President.

See what his followers are saying on the church's Facebook page;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/11/insult-prophet-and-evoke-curses-upon.html

The same dealings PMB's regime in 1984 was fighting against

Just in now PMB congratulates Donald Trump

Mr Donald Trump. Kwangratulashun on yuwa pictory at za folls. Toh kumaa za last time ar told za world, za flace of za ooman belongs in za oza room, za fefu thought zat I was madt but you all haf zeen it.

ELVISHOT:
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton has called Donald J. Trump to concede Election defeat # Congrats to him...

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This Okonkwo man is fast becoming a charge and bail lawyer

naaah ...just wondering if it was part of the 'sights' to see on visit to Obudu or a deliberate advert

Codedrock:
Really?? are you gay?

Hmmmm ...the last pix tho

Where's that crying baby-Erisco tomanto man ...person nor fit play with you again? Small thing you vex carray a whole company comot Naija

Amen.

lokojay1989:
May God bless you for this truth. May God console their family members...

Hahaha nice one! Go publish on LIS and earn some cool dough.

bestspoke:
So they say, "the fastest way to get a man to marry you, is to cook his best meal and serve it with a chilled bottle of coke" -okay, nobody said that, i just totally made that up.

But, if it was true; then Nneka would never get married.
Nneka, was my church crush - church, in the sense that we attended the same church and she was in the choir - so yeah,church crush!But you see, she wasn't like any other choir girl you know. Forget those "head-tie wearing, Ankle skirt" girls you're probably imagining.
Nneka had class, and ass too - not sure which was more, but both were in abundance. Her figure eight ( shape wasn't helping matters, not to talk of her clear American accent - Mehn! Angels had to be made this way.

So yeah, we eventually started dating after I broke forcefully out of the deep shackles of friend zone I was submerged in - middle finger village witches during the course of our dating, she kept complaining about the money I spent eating out and buying junk food. I never really had a problem with this cos' I barely had time to cook for myself, with my 9 - 8 job and all. - Yeah, 9am to 8pm! My boss was directly related to the devil himself.

Anyways, she offered to cook and insisted on spending the weekend. She was going to "spoil me silly" with different kinds of dishes I had never tasted. I knew right then, that I had found the one. No more cornflakes and indomie for one week - goodbye carbohydrates; Hello protein!!I fell deeper in love.

Saturday finally arrived, and I was treated to a huge plate of Egusi soup - Everybody's favourite.I'm not much of a Bible story kinda guy, but after first taste, I knew instantly that soup must have been inspired by the story of Lot and the Pillar of Salt. My Egusi soup was filled with the missing parts of the Pillar of Salt. I'm not joking, I might have as well, ordered a salt solution instead - heck! it felt like it.

But I let it slide, maybe she was just nervous cooking for me for the first time - Love, really is blind.By evening, we had Beans - or should I even call it that? Beans used to be my favourite food, until Nneka catwalked into my life. Now all I see when I think of Beans is horror and battlefields.
You think I'm lying? Okay, picture David and Goliath. Yep, remember those stones David picked before the fight? - yep! those ones.They were present in my dinner plate.

Actually, I think I had more stones than Beans for dinner - but then again Love prevailed, I let it slide.It was when I saw her washing raw rice into hot palm oil the next morning,she told me she wanted to prepare fried rice, I knew that I was finished."Blood of Donald Trump!! ", I shouted! But deep down, I was certain the end was finally here. At that moment, I knew my village witches had won the battle - they were probably twerking to a Gospel beat sef at that time.It's been two weeks since that weekend and I've not had the mind to return her calls or texts.

Please, how do you arrange your lips to tell somebody you're not doing again?Brother zone has never felt more perfect to me. I willingly zone myself.I give up abeg, I'm not doing again joor!

What happens when you got archaic Communications Minister wonder who still uses postage stamps when the one that is posted to you is never delivered

He made a mistake of not reading economics textbooks back then... It would have helped now

Looks like it was during this time he met Aisha she graduated from War College AAU Ekpoma

Very dumb guy

bestspoke:
I dey always talk am...young brilliant brains plenty for this country .

But there are still many dumb ones...just look at this one below

The greatest honour Nigeria would have bestowed on the dead soldiers would have been for the commander-in-chief or Vice President attempting d the ceremonies to receive the bodies and console the respective families.

PMB traveling to Edo state for a send off party is not acceptable

R

Kiss and talk pasta

People still de use this banza email?

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We all know this naaaa Ok let me add to it ...US elections will hold on the 8th of November 2016 and a new President will be sworn in next year January 2017 ...how about that hun?

Thank you for elaborating more on this. Sleep catch me i just sharply post that. I hope the OP would take note and do the needful.

Mindfido:
Tnx I graduated with B.Sc Maths

citydove:
Those that say there are many graduates but quite a number of them ain't employable, don't think they are far from the truth. But sometimes the truth of the matter is these are the kind of people who end up having notable testimonies of getting jobs they ain't qualified for(Favor,destinyhelpers) or the employer overlooks the inefficiency,qualifications.

So Bro,to cut the long story short, this is a hint of how you state your storyline,it doesn't have to follow this pattern thou
State your name,course,grade(2-1 or 2-2),previous/number of experience,professional certification, the kind of jobs you want,can do...

And i believe God with you that a destiny helper will come your way soon...All the best

You need to state your strength and weaknesses. Only then can one or any other render assistance.

“But I tell you what, there are only two night vision goggles to an entire battalion. In some cases, you will even find a battalion that has no single night vision goggle.”

So you mean since the battle began, we've not been able to acquire night vision cameras? are we serious at all?

Sad though

I'm surprised he's not mentioning Ghana as one of his destinations he's not ready to go yet.

Abeg help me ask o! Nansense

slurryeye:
Africa top tomato paste maker indeed

Who even knows this brand in the market?.......Good riddance abeg

Prior to gaining independence, Nigeria was ruled by a Governor-General nominated by the Queen. S/he is answerable to the queen and is usually from the UK.

Gaining Independence meant that the queen ruled Nigeria through a Nigerian appointed Governor-General.

Becoming a republic meant holding of elections by the Independent country and electing her own rulers. This meant, the Queen no longer holds sovereign over Nigeria. Each successful election year begins a new republic. I hope this helps.

MrImole:
Nigeria gained independence in 1960 but became a republic in 1963....


I don't understand this, I need someone to school me.


mynd44 Lalasticlala

Yea for now APC are the saints and PDP the villains

Siberia101:
SaharaReporters Nice job. I Love your investigative Journalism


Sahara Reported about Buratai's Dubai Mansions


They also Talked about Abba Kyari's 500million Naira "Thank You Gift and SGF's 270million Naira Used To Clear Grasses......


Well all APC Members are Saints




#SenatorSamuelAnyanwu2019

Not fake notes. It's usually synonymous with bankers when they're getting married.

Their colleagues create a sash or all paper currency notes and dress the couple with it.

This guy is only being vain especially during this dollar price instability.

Funny buh it's true I just tested it now

Vince77:
Flat heads never disappoints


Haha.... I typed 'flattie.s'(without dot) on NL and it changed to 'Igbos' .

Chai... Even NL don know them.

Eyaaa. Been a while then. so sorry I didn't ignore you may be events overtook the thread. I'm doing great btw. Thanks for asking and keeping in touch.

cescky:
Lol
U were lecturing me on one thread one time ... I mentioned u after that U dint answer ...so I figured U were ignoring me.

How are u by the way?
been thinking about u hope uv been doing the same too

No?

Sad that she got herself advised by unprofessional people and others without an inkling of what it takes to manage those businesses she's set up. I wish her the best though.

soundcraft:
I was there for the interview also and I concluded that Linda Ikeji is not ready for serious and standard TV Broadcasting because she handed the recruitment exercise to panel of mediocres

1. The interview was delayed for more than 4 hours without any reason which is highly unprofessional and unacceptable in production house rules.
2. When I entered the interview room and saw the panel members (2 guys), I shook my head and asked question in my mind "what's the profile of my interviewers in broadcast engineering.
3. Lo and Behold! in 3mins of conversation, it was cleared that those guys have no idea of my job title.
4. I tried to lecture them of difference between Job title A and Job title B, with their respective job description but I realized they were not moving at my pace at all.

In conclusion, my advice for Linda Ikeji is to look out for professionals to help her in the area of out-sourcing.

Sometimes, people just look for side jobs to inspire them the more. May not necessarily because she lacks vision. She does have vision and skills too. She would definitely go places.

selfemployed:
I'm surprised this nsg is looking for a job at lib. Appears to me she lacks vision. Shouldn't she be working on how to do better than chimamanda adichie
Nsg should contact me for ideas if she needs them