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Tight thingz naaaaa

hopeforcharles:
Ok but ur friend is very silly for dating an underaged girl like that. Thank God you helped save him he would have been on his way to jail.

Hahahaha

Gebbson007:
I just hope d wife z Nt a husband beater oooo.

You go use saw naaaa

pdppower:
As a carpenter, when I want to cut my cake, I will use hammer or nail.

How much last?



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Sad if true

If na Africa or Naija now we go don de hear plenty human right activists den grammar

Student: ... Teacher I just f@cked 25 guys

Teachers:

Student:

We should just let go joooooor! Niger Delta nor wan gree. Government should diversify economy. All those multinationals dependent on forex and oil money are not our friends.

Taxes should raised and other areas such as air we breathe, water even bleeping should be taxed

Oya na receive it @Justwise... biko nor vex one love withdrawn

profojah2:
One love kwa?

May I let you know that Justwise is married and he has that "One love" for his adorable wife.. Therefore he needs no additional bae.. You can keep that "One love' for Me..Titi, One love

Wailers be like.... PMB wan appoint awusa man put there

Very true. I think OP should just find a way to either start applying for admission and use that to put uncle on the hold than outrightly rejecting the offer.

On the other hand, OP needs to try and build up a career first and others would fall in line.

@Justwise keep it up. One love

justwise:
That will not easy, the moment she gets to Canada the waiting game starts and nobody in Nigeria will support her idea of coming back, family and her uncle will turn against her.

It's pointless telling somebody to start a life in foreign country on the wrong part then wait for miracles.

She is not uneducated or somebody with nothing to look forward to that you will say...well it's better to suffer in Canada since you got nothing in Nigeria.

He wanted to exploit a flaw in the GTBank deposit ATM machine and forgot it's been fully tropicalized

I understand you... we or she can't really say what the uncle's plan is for her or will evolve into. To me best she applies for the visa through the uncle's invite, God willing, she gets it, travels down, discuss at length with the uncle to further the plans.

Shunning the offer might spite the uncle... if you know what I mean.

justwise:
If that is the case why did he not bring her through education?

Apply for the visa with the invite and see how it goes.

While it might look risky on the long term, you don't know if your uncle wants to assist with the Masters tin too as a path for you to relocate finally.

Bottomline, don't shun your uncle's offer.

On the other hand, you can start building your software programming career here through the likes of ccHub, Andela etc. So many startups are being groomed daily through those places.

Exactly. How do they cater for those 'owo mi daaa' people? Those guys have institutionalized it that they can't survive outside that system.

ganisucks:
The Danfos are owned A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ controlled by the various Baales A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ Otunbas who control A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ finance the APC Lagos state government. They will NEVER be fazed out.

Someone doesn't want him close to the PDP convention it seems

I know but for the benefit of other Nlders... not everyone can afford or would want to call and end up getting all those SPAM Sms

donbenedict:
Bigtt76 but his number is boldly written there na. U need his services so u should call him

Yes o! Deliver and not that I can't cook BUT I can't cook for my whole office dear. He supplies offices I guess and I was looking to get them do same for mine. Seem the peeps not interested as no response from them

donbenedict:
Hmmm.... deliver ke. So some ladies cannor cook sef.

Whereabout in Lekki are you? I patronize both Lasgidis Buka and Buka Hut though but those mall tins... don't like them cos you hardly know when it was prepped.

As per hooking up.... Stay tuned and don't touch the dial

Sleekydee:
Lol, beht they re plenty malls u in Lekki dey sell soup Na, Mi self dey buy steady, I must confess, dis looks delicious tho. hey! we both stay in Lekki, as nairalanders we Shud hook up, ya tink?

How much? Do you deliver to Lekki Phase One?

The team members know the Rolex was fake naaa how can you give them 1.5 million naira watches? You think it's every one that is interested in watches? Obviously they couldn't sell the wqtxhses

CollinsWeGlobe:
Davido may be having internal issues with his gang.

Yesterday, the ‘Aye’ singer took to his Snapchat to reveal that yet-to-be-identified members of his team are beginning to steal his money, and this comes just a day after he posted yet another photo of wads of dollars on the platform.


“Oh lord, keep me calm,” Davido wrote on Snapchat yesterday, adding, “they [are] stealing my money now.” However, he did not reveal any names.

This comes as a surprise especially because the HKN gang boss never fails in plunging incredulous amount of money just to buy lavish presents for his team. In April, after he bagged the N100 million-Pepsi deal, he revealed he went diamond shopping for each member of his team, and this was weeks after he had gifted each person a Rolex President wristwatches, valuing at least $8,000 (N1.5m) each.

And so, who will be stealing from Davido? Knowing how he outed his cousin B-Red for being jealous of Mayor Kun, we guess it won’t be long before he spills it all.

Credit: http://lifedrama.com.ng/davido-reveals-they-are-stealing-from-him/

Bullet is just a spiked version of a energy drink and I doubt if it can intoxicate though

Photoshop alert! Lie joooooor!

Beach pix has no shadow! Pix in the plane same too.

I wonder why these people like lying

So she flew PJ just to go and enjoy at the beach? Immediately her PJ landed she went straight to the beach? Gerrrahia meeeen!

sixtuschimere:
Actress, Chika Ike is in Senegal for a business meeting. However, she still took time for sight seeing at the beach. See one more photo after the cut...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFl36tEhnJ-/

Looks like she just gave birth those bastard nack am one on the road (no pun intended) This might be the same situation with the other girls sad really ... Sad!

She don hammer o! If well managed, she can become the girl hero like Malala Yousafzai

Exactly

macaranta:
Would have made more sense if they release the name of the tomato paste so people can identify and avoid purchasing them.

Mobile data is only as efficient as the network's base station, weather and other external factors allows it to be.

Na hin CBN want make we go cashless? How would this have been possible when cashless? Abi na POS the couple go de use dance make we de swipe?

Haba? They no longer allow inflow or what?

I think this issue might not be unconnected to the recent EFCC harassment of banks on their excessive charges on foreign transactions using the Naira debit cards following complaints by customers.

Tundeiab:
I withdrew 500$ from a foreign sites into my zenith bank account yesterday. The next thing was that my account was blocked from international transactions.

I tire for this APC led government o.

Customer care agents are dumb. They know nothing until they are advised. Don't take their word for it.

coolsix:
Lol

That is the mistake you guys are making. CBN DID NOT GIVE ANY DIRECTIVE THAT SAYS BANKS SHOULD RESTRICT CUSTOMER CARDS! The banks are acting on their own discretion or their own forex issues not CBN. My own bank sent me a mail just a few days ago(about 3 days) telling me that my monthly spending limit for USD on my naira card has INCREASED! If the bank has plan to join this restriction, i doubt that it would have sent its customers that email.

P.s i just finished with my bank phone customer care and they said they do not have plans to restrict!

Not necessarily but he can pave his own area or use granite stones to make the road less potty

Timbuktu14:
Sigh... The area is obviously still developing. You want him to fix the road all by himself? Smh!

Why suffer thy self? Why not use a ready and secured eCommerce application? In anycase, please try w3schhools.com or run a Google search for same.

msal2016:
Can someone put me through on this,i am developing e-commerce website that need to display the items picture on the webpage.

Next President!