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Clowns all. Even GEJ wearing those hats over suits makes him look funny arggggggh!

omenka:
Nigerians and eye service/sycophancy. Smh. So because Rochas carries a scarf (or whatever you wanna call it) around his neck, his deputy too must.. Same nonsense in Benue state where every political jobber now goes around wearing that funny cap that bears the colours of the three major ethnic groups in the state because the governor does too- looking like circus clowns.

Smh.

He's probably a diabetic protecting his toes from injuries which could lead to life threatening sores

Beremx:
How is this news? He can wear whatever he wants.

mtscheeew!

You're not charged for transactions on POS but rather for withdrawals on ATMs. Rather the bank's exchange rate for the Naira to Dirham may have changed hence the amount deducted.

Bisjosh:
Hello Nl fam,

It's with anger and frustration am using to write this so pls bear with the typos


I opened an account with Fcmb on 31st May 2016 based on recommendation from a colleague who used his atm card for transactions in Dubai.

I was told by fcmb customer service team that I would have my card activated for the period of time I would use in dubai(short visit)

Fcmb also notified me that I would be charged 240(two hundred and forty)naira as service charge per transaction. Which I thought was ok.

Now I'm in Dubai, I was unable to withdraw yesterday. After countless efforts to use the machine, I resolved to using Pos.

I bought some things worth 930dhs and paid using Pos. Note that exchange rate is 94 naira to 1 dhm.

Instead of 87000, I was debited 97000 naira

That's 10,000 naira charge compared to 240 naira I was told.

I have sent a mail to them but no reasonable response yet from Fcmb.
Now I'm even more scared to use my card cos I do not know the amount I would be charged again and it's making me stranded .

Please am using this as a means of reaching fcmb cos I cannot over emphasize on the power of social media.

FCMB should tell me why I would be charged 10,000naira as opposed 240 naira for a Pos transaction.

Absolutely unnecessary

Fayemi: er wo oti kpuro ni sin <laughing> (Hear him he has lied again just now)
Fashola: <chuckling>
Lai: e wooor gbe enu soun jooor (abegi put mouth wan side joooor)

Hahaha

Thank God for their health. At least nothing too serious. One would have been worrying they have hypertension sef

Yesterday rain was crazy though!

You can't be so sure one mofo actually installed his solar panels on the bare roof without a rack to manage and isolate the panels effectively.

Raypawer:
Ok noted, but tv antena is not directly installed on the roof

In that case, the President's physicians are saying they're not sure of the treatment they gave

BeeBeeOoh:
Olalekan Adetayo, Abuja



http://www.punchng.com/buhari-not-london-treatment-presidency

Hmmm ....are they trying to say he was de genesis of Mikel and Moses' slow-spoke playing atitude ....just kidding! Rest in Peace tha Boss! You will be sorely missed.

KingEbukasBlog:
Chelsea football Club of England reacted to the death of former Super Eagles coach , Stephen Keshi , in a tweet earlier this morning . Mikel and Moses who play for Chelsea Football Club were part of Stephen Keshi's team in the title winning AFCON campaign in 2013 and the World Cup in 2014 . May his soul continue to rest in peace , Amen .

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChelseaFC/status/740463421074837505

Make den clap for themselves #Uselesspeople

naijainform:
Confirmed from there Twitter handle




https://mobile.twitter.com/Niger Delta Avengers/status/740423028601933824

You wan kill yourself? You were supposed to take one tablet start then another one 8 hours after the first. The next dose comes after 24 hours of the first. Thereafter you take one tablet every 12 hours.

When you took overdose, your body will excrete the excess as toxins and hence it won't work out the way it ought to

Hmmmm Teebillz.... see your life?

Rather he was seeing off President Arafat

modsfucker:
The last official function of the late Head Of State and Commander In Chief of the Federal Republic Of Nigeria, General Sani Abacha, was welcoming the Palestinian President Yasir Arafat, before the later was announced dead the following morning. Let us pray for the deceased.

I was wondering why he wasn't invited or spotted during the Yobo centenary game Death has done it's worst.... Victory is the Lord's. RIP the Big Boss. God bless your family.

Jesus Christ!

Hin go soon visit Linda

LMAO@pix

smellingmenses:

And they'd be running commentaries abi Oya put it inside, now move your waist upandan

Now wen money nor de again una wan sell?

Stop Nigerians, stop the Indians from coming to Nigeria and nationalize their companies/temples. About time we sit up too. Country rough country rough nor mean say den go drive we from their countries

Pictures and layout designs please

davodyguy:
Its really interesting.

We just commissioned a mega gas station adjacent to Lagos Business School in Ajah and it is fully solar powered

No single electricity from the national grid.
All ACs, pumps, lightings and equipment all get fed from the solar panel.

It cost is millions of naira

We have 48 *3 batteries. Installed i.e 144 200Ah batteries and 93KVA total power available at the station

Mourinho in suit dear not jersey

chimaobinelson:
Wow are u serrious? r u fr real? r u kidding me? r u ok? Adonbilivit!!! morinho neva trapped ball only wit his mouth
anyway Morinho was a good wrestler during his times #ProudlyBarcelonaFC

Ha! My house is just after Splash o! Hope I won't be affected

n3xt:
Someone asked me yesternight "Where will the 4th Mainland bridge pass?" "Which part of Ajah/BADORE will be affected?"

Here's my thought:

For minimal damage and prevention of economic loss, I foresee the 4th mainland bridge coming from somewhere between PAN African University and Happyland Estate or nearby location about 1km to either sides, passing through the undeveloped lands and govt lands around the area, avoiding Cooperative Villas, cutting through BADORE road between Folarin bus stop - Greenville estate or nearby about 500m to either sides and landing at langbasa and then over the lagoon to Ikorodu.

Anyone with a property around this areas should go and confirm with the local planning authority early enough the area for the proposed realignment early enough in order to avoid the story that touch.


Just my thought though. My hunch is never wrong and ongoing activities with that area and especially BADORE to somewhere between PAN African university and Splash Bar further confirms the truth.

Things to check for:

- Government excisions around the areas mentioned above
- Areas where govt refuses to give approvals, consents and CofO
- A large parcel of undeveloped govt land around you which was clearly avoided by the land urchins (Omo Onile)
- Areas with slow growth and development despite being at prime areas
- Too good to be true land transactions.

Happy Building!


Brabus

He's not dining Naija ooo!

Governor going on strike in solidarity with workers he has not paid #MadnessRolling

So this is what Reno has turned GEJ into .....taking pix for him meanwhile e fit don arrange kpekus for GEJ sef

olillywales:
Author and speaker, Reno Omokri surrounded by beautiful air hostesses from Saudi Air. Omokri is in London with former President Jonathan.


https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/739138705391243265

Nice one! Abeg where your joint de make ar come patronize? Lagos?

femu:
whole pork roasts

Ar gbadun your style jooooor

Alexander001:
pork meat and fried yam. yommy