₦airaland Forum

Sanusi wen de comment on woman issue na hin nor go ready to comment on issue such as dis? You will surprised ...e go yarn wella as far as it will resolve that $20Bln issue

Den don warn people but dem nor go hear Ow u go light am hold am de wait for explosion? Haba

Ok ...Have you tried using RootJoy application? Its available on the UMI website http: // www.umidigi.com/page-ROOTJOY.html <remove the space> it is the best option for me ....I back up and restore using it. I hope it works well for you.

baromontesquie:
Yo bigtt..i heard d umi has been upgraded to v1.8....nd i found it difficult to upgrade to v1.7...i was asked to download d vroot...

Landlady nor de show off rather na de squatters de pose pass

Money nor just touching her de guy

Long overdue. current governor is demented... Sorry to say

Nice... worked for me

Freak - Loyal - Outspoken - Shy

ROTFLMAO at emboldened

Rednaxelot:
Is OK!

I think it will be nice and good if EFCC can partner with all the telecommunication service providers to create a code for every Nigerian to know if he/she has a loot in his/her possession.

Eg in this format;

if you want to know if you have a loot in your possession, text LOOT to 419 for free. You will receive an instant message to know if you have

I think by this, we will all know our status and plan how to return the loot.

Husband don graduate from tenant to Landlady baby-daddy while Madam don add homelessness to her plenty wahala

Isssokay.... all those celebs with small nyansh and boobs ona don get hope be dat o! Boob job in Naija at an affordable price ..... miraculously without having to go under the knives

More goats would be eating the few remaining yams I the barn

Naira would have been 400 to the dollar

De one started by BH, IPOB nor end Ona wan start oda wan

Funny but no sign of guns or other arms displayed on the dead people

Problem is upgrade the police amoury you de upgrade robbers own be dat naaa abi Police nor get speed boats before robbers begin use am rob banks for Lagos? Soon na de helicopter den go use

johnstin:
I have a problem with the Ak-47 assault rifle being used by the police for this type of aerial operation it is intended for.

Ak-47's effective range is about 300 meters; so it doesn't have long range capabilities.

So let's assume the police is engaging a gang of fleeing robbers from the helicopter in flight, the shots
fired from the Ak-47 will likely miss its targets at distances greater than 300 meters.
This puts civilians on the ground at great risk of getting hit by stray bullets.

In the same vein, if the helicopter maintains the 300 meters distance from the robbers being pursued, the operatives on board, as well as the helicopter itself can be hit by rounds from Ak-47 wielding robbers.

LASG needs to procure powerful long range assault rifles for these police marksmen for the initiative to pay off.

Isssokay! Country whose major income comes from tourism

Look at this one.... because den install 320KVA generator for cannanland you think say Winners don arrive? So Ona nor fit use on a head see de need to tap into renewable energy for take boast to us? Na ordinary generator u de get mouth call plant. E for bi Tree naaaaau

dapee:
The power is generated from a gas powered plant and not generators. It is better to keep mute when one doesn't have a full picture of something.

No bi lie o! Every blogger wan hammer like Linda. For some reasons now I no longer read blogs I stick to NL too much lies and grammatical errors in their stories.

ernesty20:
This is why social media bill must be supported.. Trashy news everywhere

Funny how they would visit all these tourist sites outside Naija but back home, they shun all such sites and they would be making mouth say we have this we have that...... thunder wen go fire them still de do press up for Heaven

Na by running generators 24/7 be say it's generating her own electricity? We all do at our various homes but then do you see it as economical or a misnormar?

tosluv1:
But the offering the church gets is less than what Nigeria gets from oil, yet we are seeing the work. even the best university in Nigeria cannot generate its own electricity despite many professors. cannanland now generates its own electricity. one person can't fool millions continuously. something is at work in this church our leaders should just buried their pride and learn from here.

This past days... we've seen a man of God launch a Porsche and now this.

Surely the God they worship prospers them or rather the people that worship them prospers them.

Half of the cost to acquire all these is more than enough to touch souls out there and win them for God but then ..... I'm a mere mortal. God will surely prosper the oppressed in Jesus Name. Amen

The girl's father must have been or still is a top-level administrator Lovely authoritative handwriting ...e come end am with signature and date sef. He must have signed millions of approvals Ar doff my hats to you sir!

ObiOmaMu:
After paying huge school fees for his child at the American University of Nigeria Academy, this Nigerian dad snapped when he saw grammatical errors on his child's report sheet.

Mr Abari corrected the blunders, left a note asking the school management to ensure high diligence and made his daughter take the correction back to the school. American University of Nigeria Academy is owned by former Nigerian Vice President, Atiku Abubakar...

Teacher, no teach my pikin nonsense *in Fela's voice* lmao..

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/12/nigerian-dad-slams-american-university-of-nigeria-academy.html

Nice though ....'Sh!t Happens' the inscription says and since the babe decided to hang on despite the oozing smell ....it goes on to mean no matter the situation its gonna be for better for worse

FlirtyKaren:
...While the pretty bride covers her nose. How cute is this, guys? Nigerians have taken pre wedding shoots to the toilets oo.

Pictured above are couple Bammy and her fiance Michael. Their wedding is happening in 2016. See more photos from their engagement below.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/12/nigerian-couple-release-pre-wedding.html

Nothing will happen until March 2016 trust me

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Total is N3510

Tmonex:
how much is naira equivalent of $11

No why? BBM

Tmonex:
are u on whatsapp?

Make den go sidon jaaaare! Everything don dey de dangerous to consume now soon nothing go de to eat. Had point and kill 2 days ago though I had run nine stomach before, it was aggravated by the pepper in the soupsitself and not the cat fish

N270 + $2

Tmonex:
if you have paypal acc. with funds in it...

kindly reach me with your exchange rate

I need to purchase a fiverr gig with paypal

It is now a Racket. If you want fast deliveries you need to use any of their so called agents on Nairaland else dem go shove you aside. Also select the nearest pick-up center closest to you rather than wait for the delivery van or those dem drunk delivery men . This has always worked for me.

Above all avoid Jumia like plaque during any of those dem bonanza patronize dem only during less rush period and u will be treated like a king.

So how did the police conclude it was a sex romp? Was an autopsy conducted? Or was s3men found on him or on the bed that matched his DNA.... I forget sef Naija police nor go saying what is DNA

Hahaha this face nor look like dat of a reverred person more like a runs man

Na de money hin use build the apartments naaa and maybe join small money furnish am you think dem get money like dat?

Boss13:
It is called Personal Guarantee. This is different from the Collateral that it given to secure the loan. It gives the lender confidence that the money borrowed will be repaid. The Court has already barricaded Hadley Apartments and the hotel/guest house is under key and lock. Unfortunately, I wondered what he used the borrowed money for?