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Na to go back go play for one English Third Division team naaa

Airforce1:
Bad investment

Where kanu wan see almost a billion naira pay back?

Room wen dem nor de sleep inside? they are mostly in night clubs or shows and when they get back drunk or tired they end up crashing on the sitting room rugs or couch

The man is just crazy! Who doesn't know SystemsSpec or John Obaro in the bank sector? He should be sacked one time

why your blood hot so naaa? All what Seun and Nairaland in extension is trying to achieve is just to keep the forum neutral and non-partisan. We all are not paying for using this platform and yet we behave as if we pay a dime and as such entitled to an SLA (99.99% uptime)

SkyBound:
Before you call me an illietarate or a tout, make sure you read through and confirm if am an illiterate or not. Because most of you who are senseless on this forum usually think that anyone that supports Biafra is jobless. FYI, I can feed most of your families... Quote me anywhere!

I have never felt this slighted. Seun, U are a morron and an Idiott. I really used to hold you in high esteem. But never knew that your imbecility screams to the high heavens! So people shouldnt air their views on Nairaland again? Because of what? They signed up on an idiottic website like yours? Who do you think you are phooling? You feel you can update Nairaland rules anytime you like and at random without due consultation? When you wanted to ban begging on Nairaland, I thought you threw it open for discussion? SEUN, USU RAKWA OTU NNEI... OTORO GBAGBUKWA EZI NA ULO GI THERE! IF I HAD MY HANDS AROUND YOUR NECK RIGHT NOW, I WILL SQUEEZE IT 360 DEGREES TILL THERE IS NO DROP OF BREATH IN YOUR MISERABLE, MODAFUCCKING LIFE! You have prolly collected money from the government to muzzle out peoples freedom of expression!

How stuppid can this Yoruba man be? Go through my posts! You will notice that I am not an IPOB member nor a Biafran supporter. I am rather a Biafran apologist because I believe in peoples right to self determination. Seun, You cannot kill the Biafran idelogy. It is bigger than you and the whole Yoruba race. It is bigger than Nigeria.

I REMEMBER VIVIDLY WHEN A BASTARD CALLED ABAGWORO WAS ADVISING AGAINST BIAFRA! Rather than call the Igbos on Nairaland to the table and give them valid reasons why Biafra may not go well as they are thinking, the Idiott was saying that federal troops will throw cluster bombs on AWADA! I WAS LIKE WTF? Cluster bombs on Awada and Onitsha? And we will be watching them right? I now quoted him anld him he is a phool. I told him that one cluster bomb in any part of Igboland, I WILL PERSONALLY WEAR A VEST TO ANY PART OF NIGERIA OF MY CHOICE! BAM! I WAS BANNED! BUT A MORRON WHO THREATHENED THE WHOLE IGBOLAND WITH CLUSTER BOMBS WAS LEFT TO ROAM THE STREETS OF NAIRALAND LIKE A RABID DOG!

Seun, let me be clear with you; THIS YOUR SINGULAR RULE WILL COST YOU AND NIGERIA MORE THAN YOU KNOW. YOU WILL FOREVER REGRET THIS DECISION. FOR STARTERS, I AM NOW A FULL BIAFRAN SUPPORTER. BEFORE, I WAS ONLY OBSERVING FROM THE SIDELINES! I WILL NOW CONTRIBUTE IMMENSELY TO THIS BIAFRAN PROJECT. ONCE I REACH SPAIN, I WILL LIASE WITH ANY IPOB GROUP THERE AND SUPPORT THEM. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE, I OWE IPOB AND BIAFRA ACTUALIZATION 5,000 EUROS IN SUPPORT. I am an Igbo man from Anambra and should war break out today, I will be in full support of the Biafran army. I will dedicate all my reources, energy, intellect, wisdom and money to the actualization of Biafra and the defeat of the Nigerian state.

Seun, you are so stewpid and so morronic! Why the hell are people afraid of you? Are you God? Do you feed me? Do you feed the Igbo nation? Are you even aware that majority of your advertisers are Igbos? Are you aware that full time registered members of Nairaland are Anambra people? Do you know how much you hurt us witH this betrayal? Why couldn't you remain neutral to the Biafran issue? At least, I believe that therre are sane and logical threads on why Igbos should support Biafra! I expected you and your phucking moderators to ban only those who promote hate and bigotry. But as you have proved, you are against Biafra and the Igbo dreams!

Seun if you are not a goat, you must have noticed that prolly before the Scottish referendum, Scots do go to British forums and promote the ideology of Scottish Independence! Nobody banned! Google is your friend.. So do your modafuccking research. All these Nairaland wars between the Igbos and the Yorubas is also evident between the Scots online and the Brits online.... They diss each other also!

I thought you were different? You have shown that you are a dictator and God knows that I am very violent and hateful to dictators. I am a humanist. I want you to ban me. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BASTTARD! YOUR FATHER, MOTHER AND WHOLE FAMILY ARE BASTARDDS TOO! OMO ALE JATI JATI! Infact, no need for this! As the moderator for Nairaland, you must have noticed that I have already sent a deactiavation mail to my email address. Once my colleague comes back and I get the flash drive where the password to my email is, I will deactivate. As am deactvating as a former friend of Nairaland, I want to tell you that I am coming back as strong enemy of Nairaland. I will spam Nairaland and frustrate your business!

I want to use this opportunity to call on the Igbo people who were in support or neutral to the Biafran issue to support a cyber warfare against Nairaland. If you can hack this website and take it offline, I will pay you handsomely.

I CALL ON ALL IGBO ENGINEERS TO TAKE THIS WEBSITE DOWN. IF YOU ARE NOT A HACKER, JUST SIGN UP MANY ACCOUNTS AS AM GOING TO DO. GOOGLE WEBSITES WHERE YOU CAN CREATE FREE MAILS IN 10 SECONDS.... USE THEM TO SIGN UP THOUSANDS OF ACCOUNTS... SPAM EVERY SECTION OF NAIRALAND AND MAKE SURE ALL BIAFRAN PAGES AND FLAGS ARE THE FIRST ON EVERY SECTION! DEDICATE YOUR TIME AND ENERGY TO THIS PROJECT. LET US SHOW SEUN WHAT WE CAN DO WHEN YOU COME AGAINST THE IGBO SPIRIT!
IF YOU WERE AN ADVERTISER, BOYCOTT NAIRALAND! [/b]DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO MAKE SURE NO MONEY FROM THE POCKET OF AN IGBO MAN ENTERS SEUN’S POCKETS AGAIN!
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IF YOU ARE AN IGBO COMPUTER SCIENTIST, PLEASE DO WELL TO CREATE A FORUM AND WEBISTE THAT IS MORE UNIQUE AND SPECIAL THAN NAIRALAND... PROMOTE IT AND WE SHALL BE THERE TO SUPPORT YOU. BE SMART AND CREATE ONE NOW THAT MAJORITY OF IGBOS WHO ARE HURT WILL COME TO.


Seun I can assure you of one thing... By 2070, you are already a dead man. Same with me too. So, if we are all going to die one day, why should I be afraid to die for Biafra? So that my Children will be free? If am still going to die one day because am not assured of tomorrow especially in a useless nation like Nigeria, why should I be afraid of you banning me on a useless website like yours? Have I ever begged you for money before? THIS USELESS COUNTRY WAS BROUGHT TOGETHER BY WAR! SO, IF IT SEPARATES BY WAR, I DONT THINK ITS WRONG!

Well this is how we are going to do this shyt right now;

Phuck you SEUN

Phuck Nairaland

Phuck Nigeria

And if You want to be down with Nairaland and Seun, then Phuck you too.

All you Biafran haters, Phuck you too!

NgeneUkwenu, Beremx, Abagworo... Phuck you too....

All you madafucckers on Nairaland that keep on insulting the Igbos, Phuck you all... Die slow modaffuckers!

May Hell and Heaven reject thy souls on the day you die miserable deaths..... BASTTARDS!

THATS THE MUCH I HATE YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT WITH MY SUPPORT FOR BIAFRA, ITS GOING TO TAKE A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION NOW. YOU PEOPLE JUST WON IPOB A HARD CORE FAN!

I assume its a Window's based system ...just make allowance for at least 1GB because some of those drivers might require Windows to update its core. Windows updates are data bundle killer.

CrazyScientist:
I want to update them to get the best gaming and system performance, what's the estimated data (megabytes) it will take?

Until EFCC, FIRS and other Tax agencies seat up and do their job, we will continue to see people like this flaunting wealth, cursing the government for not providing good infrastructure while they themselves do not pay tax

mideactive:
Wit just few tracks he don buy mansion!whr al dis guys dey see money?

Lol.. preparing grounds for a potential boko harm strike hun

Hahaha nor bi only sushi na ogede! You won shakitibobo eh?

omooba969:
Stalk? Na I don't do that, 'm only checking you out.

You still up for my sushi?

Sure.... You stalking me?

omooba969:
Hi, 'remember me?

Person wen nor de pay salaray dem de protest for hin release again?

The preek wen de enter you nor do? Must you see de snake before you believe Eve was tempted?

powerfulsettingz:
Hello nairalander got this mail from a female friend I quote
"let say am kemi, I started dating this guy around early last year and during the courtship s3x was never involved, so early this year we got married to each other and it was fun having this guy as my partner, but along the line I notice he wouldn't have s3x with me in the day light except nights, he always makes sure the light is off before pulling off totally, I suggested taking bath with him he always decline, but he has seen my full nudes several tymz.
Am just been curious why he's hiding his full nude from me, all, I see is his chest and laps, i've never seen him fully naked even after 8 months of marriage. Pls is this normal or not?"
Pls matured advice on this

We women shaaa a..... Did she sign an MOU with the man

What a sad news I pray God grant the family the fortitude to bear this loss. Amen.

Dem be Gunners naaaaaa nor wan de fire blanks like Chelsea

naijainfogalery:
When i checked the number of people viewing this topic mehn fear catch me soo all of una wan increase your alrready full sperm count lol

You nor de read mafia novels? When the families are fighting and a police officer is killed, the police withdraws support for any of the families which hitherto was enjoyed until de killers are apprehended. Same thing here too ....u rob an inspector, they round up all the know robbers in that area until they are able to re-coupe back the stolen money or ona think say police nor sabi the robbers and petty thieves for every nooks and crannies of this country?

mekaboy:
Something is not adding up.

Arrested 23 of them? Identified 6 of them? did 23 robbers rob her?

How did she recognise 6 of them? What evidence shows that they are the robbers? Was the bag or any of the items recovered from them?

So because a female inspector was robbed, 23 Nigerians have to be arrested and forced to raise money for her?

With all the foundation and pancake she pack full for face join the tension ....you go sweat by force naaaa

Mariecakes:
.but Air conditioner dey that room

She don korlobi de guy finish

NASS itself needs overhauling.... they're too expensive to maintain

Finally Apple don swallow their shame ....next would be to make the iPhone itself with a removable back cover and battery ...yeye de smell

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You guys need a baby to really make this work that cry of the little baby will touch that your seemingly wicked heart melting it down like butter scorched by heat. She loves you more than thoughts of her father disowning her trust me. Give it a chance and be blessed.

Daily12:
This might sound obscene to some people, as i do not intend to hurt anyone feelings but i seriously need help. I dont know if i can continue this or not. But i would be short and straight, and i hope you guys can help me. Please

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I married my wife 2 years ago and we were very young. Our parents kind of forced us into it. My dad said i must marry her so that he can cement his friendship and contract with her father. Her own Mum told her she must marry me so that the family business would continue and the name stands since its a joint venture. So, technically, our parents used us both for business! I was only 23 she was just 19 approaching 20. She was 20 the Sunday after our wedding. That is not really the problem here, the problem is I enjoy seeing my wife in pain! It turns me on when she cries or she is sad. It makes me feel closer to her.

And as a result of this, Sometimes i deliberately do things to hurt her feelings. I scold her at every opportunity! I pick a fault in her every action. I complain about everything. I even condemn whatever she does just so she can feel bad and possibly cry. That is my intention. It has become like a drug and i'm an addict. I cannot stay without it.

In fact, sex is not what i want even when we have sex i am aggressive and mean so she can feel excessive pain. It suppose to bother me but it doesn't, it makes me feel happy.

Long story short, I think i am not normal or maybe its a fetish i don;t know but whatever this is, my wife is at the receiving end of it and she is receiving the bad side. Please mature persons, i need your advice. Divorce is impossible, our parents would disown us. so that is why she is still around and i am not surprised she did not file for divorce or report my wicked actions. She is just "Swallowing It" because her father might just disown her or cut her off from his expenses. And same applies to me, i am starting to love her and i dont want to keep on hurting her and i was thinking of ending the marriage so she finds someone better but my mum said she must not hear it and i know my dad wont find it funny. So its impossible to separate from each other and its somehow impossible for the pain she is going through to stop because I am the pain, and i want to fix this.

Thank You all.

This one is broke and seeing imaginary gangsters for dream

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micronut:
Nobody mentioned the age of the king's wife in the post.

yerakola:
who is fooling who? ooni @ 40' wife@ 34 daughter @ 21. end time lier

My thought too but not out of place though ....if the King was born 1974 (41 years old) that makes him 19 years 1993 and the wife 12 years old then (shei dem say na 34 years she bi?)

Choi ....the king na gbomo-gbomo oooooo! Hahahaha ....abeg o na joke ar de o

Toks2008:
The ooni got a lady pregnant when he was 19 but dont know if that wife in the pics was the lady.

e nor get money naaaaa but I must admit the elder brother looks more kingly

GelTleStar:
But I'm still wondering why the Elder of the Princes didn't take over from their late father.

The belts are managed by different bodies who also have their own rules and regulations as well as contenders. In cases where a boxer had won all titles previously and a contender (contender acceptable to all three bodies) challenges him, if the contender wins, he automatically gets all three belts.

However while holding the newly won belts, some of the bodies may mandate him to fight their own rated challenger for that body's belt. If he refuses (maybe due to contractual clause mandating him to place all three belts on line for a rematch) he may lose that belt.

This is what happened to Tyson Fury ....he had a contractual agreement with Klitchko for a rematch staking all three belts which may be affected if Tyson loses the IBF to another contender and hence he will be liable to breach of contract.

dominique:
I'm yet to understand the criteria for taking one belt and leaving two. Perhaps the boxing gurus can shed more light.

Ok. That means you need to ensure that the Windows Server is correctly configured to give out IP Addresses dynamically. This is usually the problem since it requires some sort of Active Directory setup etc to get this to work. A quick fix maybe would be to implement Internet Connection Sharing and test with a laptop first before plugging in the Thin Clients.

frodobee:
It is windows Server.

Crazy CBN changing policies daily. So the banks have now exhausted their stored supply for forex abi or was that not the reason they gave for not allowing deposits? #Mtscheeeeeeeeeew can't wait to see that CBN governor sacked!

May Her Soul Rest in Peace. Amen.

Hmmmm .....shei Ooni is allowed to have many oloris naaaa she should gear up oooo! Except say Ooni fit begin look inwards shaaa else imagine how babes wen been de grind am for Night Club those days go de warm up so hehehehe

Nice one! Nairaland is just like a 100,000 seater football stadium. A weak player cannot withstand the roaring cheers from the crowd and fumbles at every move while the strongest and experienced of all players is oblivious of the presence of the crowd or their roaring cheers or boos.

Relate these to the Nairaland Mods and you will understand how difficult their jobs are or have been serving close to 2 million users on a daily basis for free yet are not appreciated! Many have tried with platforms but have fallen by the way side,yet Nairaland has withstand the vagaries of life being thrown at it daily,

Nairaland Mods & Seun ....I tell you today ....you are most appreciated and God in his infinite mercies will reward you someday for these selfless service to humanity in Jesus Name. Amen.