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Like seriously ....they made the site to accomodate 80K do they know how many people they sent emails to? Abi dem nor sabi say for Project Management you make allowance for spill overs? Crazy people

bobbyod:
Sterling Bank Plc ‏@Sterling_Bankng 1h1 hour ago
The #SterlingCall Test has been extended until 4pm. You can access it after 2pm until 4pm.
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Sterling Bank Plc ‏@Sterling_Bankng 23m23 minutes ago
Like we said, the site can take over 80,000 applicants but some people are trying to hack the site therefore making it difficult for others.
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Which kin yeye hacking who den wan deceive?

Yeahreen:
Owk, Let's See How it goes!

Na stadium strategy you for prefer? At least no physical stampede just e-Stampede and no bodi nor die Thank God dear

dremology:
To hell with sterling bank for adopting this online test strategy. Wasting people kinda time. Niconpoop people..

Thank you for your time ....we will contact you on 25th of December 2014 for the next test. Goodluck everyone.

Keyboards UP! Hands Up very one.

Get ready to stop .....invigillators (Super Mods/Mods?Seun) please ensure orderliness

2 more minutes to go

3 more minutes good pipo!

IF they like extend till Sunday Midnight it will still be the same and even worse Foolish IT people ...this time and age den nor sabi for use load-balancer #mtscheeeeeew no wonder their ATM sabi fail and chop pipo money

grimandevil:
The #SterlingCall Test has been extended until 4pm. You can access it after 2pm until 4pm.

6 minutes more ....no extra time. Once you hear Hands Up ....take your hands off the keyboard and mouse You are warned

Hahaha ...nor bi you want link? More reason why you shouldn't barge in on people's convo uninvited and unbriefed

MrMash:
E b like say jedi-jedi dey worry you

10 more minutes .....off to watch Homeland, Revenge and Scandal on my new TV Site nor open ...my movie go relax me jooor

True tok .....but you know those bank people naaa ...MD go wan nyash you especially if you nor get Senator wey de back you

scarr:
u should write an application to the hr stating this problem and d solution, u might just get the jobs of d incompetent IT guys....

Hahaha ........15 minutes more!

ignis:
I got this tip from a insider at Sterling bank,
Just keep trying, they are taking records of the number of trials each candidate make.
Candidates with the highest number of trials will be invited for the next stage of recruitment process.

Here is the code, click reload as many times as possible.

Hahaha http://www.41q.com/

chengfu:
Biko abeg ejor pls gimme d link too so i can write the test. Thanks *puppyface*

Na business you wan transact with them?

princeravic:
Tried all their customer care line... None went tru!

Na for their office you sidon write abi which Internet Access you use wey boys norver use?

Tinasunday:
I got this after finishing the test. They asked behavioral question based on a marketing position..

30 minutes more! Hurry and try rounding up! You mustn't answer all the questions

Nor mind dem ....na IT people den get there? #mtscheeeeeeew! The money ona don spend for cafe nor different from that spent during the Immigration exercise naaa

Mannylex:
Keeping calm, haven't logged in yet, lappy on standby.... But seriously this is a failure for the IT guys in Sterling. They should have known that with the population of people they invited for the test and the 2 hour time frame, their servers would be saturated and eventually crash. The IT guys in charge deserve a query. Poor planning, zero strategy.






Have no fear; Mannylex is here

hahaha ...oya na all for you meanwhile took the test on the link u sent and I'm a Determined Realist tnx for the link once again dear.

edozieh:
see your cute head, after ranting insults like its a crime for me to help others. you can do bera than just sorry joorr.. try success kiss.. #BigGrin

Sorray dear http://psychcentral.com/personality-test/start.php ..this looks sweet too

edozieh:
lolz, most people have been studying gmats and co. is it now a crime for them to have the look and feel of how the actual test should be? you think its everyone that understands the difference. i wouldn't have bothered sharing the link!!!

How you take sure say the answer wey hin submit enter the bank's database site?

Dannyblac:
if this sterling site doesn't open before 2pm, That means my brother wey answer one question get hope. idonbelivit!

You have exactly 52 minutes more to go eyin boys

Lol ....you need expo for personality test again? Meanig you don't even know who you are? Haba mana

edozieh:
lolz, as if you won't benefit from it. i pity u people studying gmats and co. its gona be a personality test as short as 5 mins for 10 questions. http://www.41q.com/
http://www.personalitytestinc.com/
good luck! oya thank me joor.. lolz

Foolish bank and their test.

Don't they know the test site would crash? Makes you wonder what's in the head of all those their First Class and so called Cisco Certified IT guys there.

All they need to do is increase the number concurrent access to the site and host it on a bigger capacity server which are abound in the bank. Sending an email that you can take test any time between that period 22 minutes to test is just bull-crap! No assurance the site would even be better by 2pm when test must have ended.

Standard Chartered Bank offer similar tests but server don't go crashing

#Mtscheeeeeeew!

Hahaha ....lazy man pipo lek ona still de naija?

edozieh:
Guys i have an idea. I suggest that whoever finishes the test on time should do well to post screen shots and clues. thats for those who intend starting on time, before 12:30/1:pm. you've got nothing to loose remember? cheers and God bless you.

Stop wasting your time tracking. Once it's out of US it can no longer be tracked.

Go to your local post office and ask them to check for you.

Lexyp:
Am now feed up with this usps can't believe my package is still on transit

I guess one of the women Abiola 'settled' with N1 Million Naira after giving birth

She go hussle naaa

What PDP has caused in this country eh? Even the various Gbaguns in this post were as a result of PDP' lack of interest in improving our educational institutions naaaa

tinacrl01:
(1) PPL PLZ WE NEED EFCC BACK IN THIS COUNTRY B4 GEJ GO KILL US OOoH.

(2) SINCE I WAS BONE DOLLAR HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HIGH.

(3) I HAVE NEVER SINCE HOW BOMB BLAST KILL SO MANY [b]PPL LIKE THIS B4 IS ONLY IN COMMANDO FILMS[/b]


(4) COUNTRY WHERE SETIZIN DON'T HAVE UP TO #100NAIRA IN IS POCKET

(5) COUNTRY WHERE THE PRESIDENT CAN [/b]PROTECT THE LIFE OF THE [b]PPL


(6) COUNTRY WHERE PPL ARE NT BLAND BUT THEY DON'T HAVE EYES TO SeE THE SITUATION OF THE COUNTRY

(7.)COUNTR.YWHERE OUR PRESIDENT TELL US THAT STALIN IS NT CORRUPTiON


( COUNTRY WHERE PRESIDENT PUT THIEF[/b] AS [b]GARDENER-

Yes i ooo! I agree with PDP ....NOTHING TO OFFER THAT PDP has not promised in the past 16 years BUT FAILED to fulfilled. All the same give us APC at least let us hear new promises abi?

Na waooo ...passed through there yesterday