₦airaland Forum

A WHOLE LOT OF FIVE KAYS

Duplik8t77:
so they conveyed 5k with bullion van? Bros no vex oo, but your point is pointless.

Thanks Bro, appreciate your advice and concern. Bless up!

stanvesco:
Bro, even if she's had a party, Abortion etc,
All that trully matters is that you guys love yourselves. Such babe is like fluid...they practical blend into the container they r poured into......you have the chance to make the best and sweetest wife you can get.....dont blow this away because of a past ok..... abegggggg... please......


In no distant time, you guys wud be out of campus and away from the amerbors etc

THE HEADLINE GOT ME CRACKED UP HE CRIED! O KEEE

LORD HAVE MERCY! MOST RELIGIOUS NIGERIANS DON'T EVEN HAVE A GOOD KNOWLEDGE OF GOD.

simpleseyi:
Only criminals support criminals.

SUCH A RETARRRD!

So Mompha na scammer! With all the motivations on social media, I wonder what he would tell his kids....he could have laid on a rare low. Pablo Escobar matter suppose teach every criminal milking dollars out of yankee sense, Yankee has eyes everywhere except your time just never reach....they will dig for crimes that you comitted 30years ago come out (dem fit dey monitor your phone calls and chats for months without your knowledge) ask El-Chapo how instant message bleeped him up, real Gs now use trap-phones.

anyway this is jungle men must survive...

Listening to Travis Scott~Butterfly Effect

But it's better for bobo pass girls now, person wey dey shoot gun better pass person wey dem shoot...

Better still bless up man, appreciate the comments

Budline1:
Yup bro, everyone tries out their sexual fantasies.

Bross honestly every time i think and picture the whole story in my head, its like a heavy blow to my chest, my hands and feet turns cold, na girl wey say I done dey enjoy her company already and i am already getting find fond of her, she has good vibes and mad work ethics ( academics and bussiness wise). Anytime I try to get angry with her she begs me with tears and sincerity in her eyes, pity apart i think i like this girl and i really wan retain her but i wish she had just denied that news that I heard tho na sense i take ask her before she tell me the truth. I'm still trying hard to get over the horror stories and i am even trying harder to erase the affection i have had for her but it's just hard. I done spoil her with anything a student girl can want in a relationship, because I like my babe classy n Behind, i wish I have not done all that before I hear this gist....i have resolved in me that if i see a better girl, i will simply shift my attention, i don't want hi-bp.

NewDelhi:
Every lady has a past. If you don't want unnecessary blood pressure and deep thinking it's better you don't even know at all. I once made the mistake of asking my girl about her sex life with her ex. The things she told me drove me crazy and made me consider dumping her ....crazy things I didn't even believe she could do.

You are right bross, even me wey i dey talk I've had history with my exes too . I fvck with your comments bro.

Budline1:
This is deep. I wish you didn't hear any of that my friend. She made a mistake by dating an immature guy with roommates who kiss&tell a lot. I just want you to know something for certain, there is really no saint or innocent girls out there anymore, even virgins do mouthactions a lot these days, there is no girl with an ex that haven't done all those you stated, thanks to porn!. Don't judge her or leave her because of that, many ppl are curious and want try sexual things. I'm sure any other girl u meet would have done the same or worse. Tbh In my years of dating, I have always done nasty sexual things with my exes, including my current gfs, we live in the world. Just pretend like u didn't hear all that and enjoy your girl. If u can't get over it, break up with her on time to avoid future damage, but I assure u that 95% or more of them do these things except they are lying or pretending.

Damn man! This is really painful, she for enjoy this relationship to the max but unfortunately this has to stop anytime soon, because i like the girl so much but i have to deal with these thoughts everyday...i go just find girls dey take clear my mind....serious relationships now scares me more than ever.

Twilights:
U better leave her before she use pregnancy tie u down, once a hoe is always a hoe forever!!! Forget the good girl part , na coverface

This ones are clearly zombies and drug addicts

themonk:
Why do I find it difficult to believe that full grown men will be mordern tortured slaves and only be freed when the police comes to rescue.

Are they mentally incapacitated or just enjoy pain and wickedness. I'd rather kill myself than be tortured for years.

My story was slightly different from yours bross, even tho my own story still dey haunt me till today....

It happened like this, Normally I be hot boy for my department (i am partially employed plus i get mad sense of fashion, the Mike of BBN kind of fashion).

But i no too dey socialise and I have few friends even in my department, Including with women. But eventually I met this girl that captivated my attention so much (she is beautiful, she get everything I can ever ask for in a woman, she sabi book well, she get nice shape and height).

As a hot boy i shoot my shot and she gree, we became really fond of eachother over next few months that the relationship done become known to people around us (We was perfect when we stroll together), i show her money and care because she will be the first girl that will match my exact spec, no be say adey manage am.
The embarrassing part con be say one evening for department one of my few trusted friend just walk up to me where I was sitting and we started discussing, then this topic came on..."that babe wey i dey see you with, una dey date for real?" I said yes with pride in my heart not knowing my heart is about to experience some damage....the guy continued...."I know her ex boyfriend, her exboyfriend roommate na my friend, she and the guy dated for almost two years, whenever them dey fu<k the roommate no dey commot room most of the time, dem dey fu<k for him presence, the guy like to shoot cum for her face and throat well well, during their relationship she cheated with a postgraduate guy and they fought over it and still reconcile and continue the fu<king saga, almost all the neighbor dey know whenever dem dey fu<k".....i no fit dey explain some dirty things wey i hear like blow jobs in front of the roommate...pepper hot sweat stem out of my armpits and hot mess dey commot for my yansh....i first dismiss my guy for many months, i make sure we no get any kind of contact, i did my findings and everything the guy said was true (he no even cover some deep aspect), i act like a man and asked the girl and she confirmed basically with her own words...my throat run dry and e dey do me like say my person just die...i got to know her ex from distant and i just have to admit that he's not the type of guy i will even want to mingle with(na ruffian)...this whole thing was embarrasing for me in school and at home because I heard lot of gossips say na "Left-over" i dey chop (they broke up due to a fight and the ex just cast her).
She begged me because she no wan loose me due to her past, i acted like a man and agreed to continue the relationship....but man everytime that matter flash through my mind I still dey always sweat and fart....we still together till date but honestly I'm dealing with a lot in the relationship...it would have been better if I hadn't any idea of her past. I dey reason break up, but she's really a good girl and i always pity her because if i break up with her it will be so traumatic for her....OMO STORY LONG O, MAN EYE DEY SEE INSIDE LIFE.

lexxyrule:
The embarrassing moment didn't last for a week, but the event build up over the course of about 3 years.

There was this babe I was crushing on back then in my 200l. As a courageous boy, I followed my heart. Walked up to the bae , asked her out and as luck would support me, Sha gave in weeks later.

To cut the story short, everytime we Wan knack, the babe will tell me to be patient that's she's a virgin. After much ado over nothing, I was forced to believe her and we both started keeping and worshiping the virginity like it was some goddess.

Well, it happened that I was an idiot. A distant friend of mine was in those same year knacking the babe who claimed to be a virgin to me.

Now here's what's embarrassing. On a faithful day, I had a hot argument with the distant friend, peeps were much, my real OG were there, the babe there too. Then out of annoyance, then guy called me out, calling me all sorts of names like "gbewudani, mumu, and the wierdest words he can ever use". He then threw it at my face exposing the babe in the presence of my friends how he's been knacking her all along. It was so so embarrassing cos I made my friends believe she's a virgin. When I asked the girl, all she could say is she knew if she gave me sex I would have left and she loved me, she didn't want to lose me.

Omo con see how my friends dey use me dey pa that day?

I just jejely lost the fight with the guy, walked away from there (even though my stubborn friends kept following me and laffing) and it took me about a week to deal with that

Include weed in her diet!

WELCOME TO NIGERIA! WHERE POLICE WILL SIEZE ILLEGAL DRUGS FROM YOU FOR THEIR OWN PERSONAL USE.

HOW IS IT WRONG FOR A LADY TO SAY SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND? IT'S A POLITE WAY OF SAYING "NO". SEEMS OP DONE RIPE FOR MARRIAGE AND HE HAS NO LUCK YET

WHEN WOMEN DONE READY FOR MARRIAGE THEY KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE SOCIALLY.....

WHY IS THIS ON FRONT PAGE?

ebikay:
What is this one saying.Must one lives comfortably through crime. Let the EFCC do their work.

DON'T QUOTE ME IF YOU ARE NOT REASONABLE...

IN NIGERIA, WHEN YOU BEGIN LIVING COMFORTABLY, PEOPLE WILL START ROOTING FOR YOUR SOURCE OF INCOME. IF THEY DON'T KNOW IT, THEY WILL ASSUME YOU ARE A CRIMINAL. AS IF POVERTY IS MEANT FOR EVERYBODY.

I HATE FOLKS FOR THIS REASON...

First of all bro, you didn't marry your friend because your selfish love has blinded you that you didn't realise that the love you have for her is not mutual. SHE DIDN'T LOVE YOU AN INCH.
Your wife is a REAL PROBLEM man, I'm really going to call a spade a spade for the sake of you and your children (mango tree cannot produce oranges), trying to change that woman all in the name of love will make you a fool who keep chasing after nothing good (she may not change, if she probably change it may be too late), she could have got a girl of 14 killed right in your house, then another and another....don't wait till its too late.
MY ADVICE: YOU ARE A GOOD MAN, YOU DESERVE A HAPPY FAMILY, DON'T WATCH YOUR SUPPOSED WIFE RUIN YOUR FAMILY UNDER YOUR WATCH. INFORM TRUSTED ELDERS OF YOUR FAMILY OR YOUR CHURCH/MOSQUE.

WARNING: DONT TAKE THIS MATTER LIGHTLY. YOU ARE IN A SERIOUS SITUATION THAT HAS CLAIMED LIVES OF MANY MEN, THAT KIND OF WOMAN CAN POISON YOU WHEN SHIT GETS REAL. PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR CHILDREN, DON'T WATCH THEM GROW WITHOUT A GOOD WOMAN TOUCH. IT'S HONESTLY DANGEROUS.

DAMN! LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.

Omojudy:
No be only trap na prison! See how Bobrisky come look finer than many original women. What’s the trap in that? Freedom to choose. That reminds me Catlyn Jenner the step father of Kim Kardashian who claimed to transition to female never agreed to chop off his penis till today!

True! it ain't nothing new....everybody can decide what they want to do with their lives. The way many Nigerian take these kind of matters personal is funny tho

"A particular sex trapped in the opposite sex body"

See wetin NL push to front page early monday morning....if person follow me reason this kind topic this morning e go regret am badly

omoadeleye:
So how they arrest them is bad now? They should keep mute because is not their area of jurisdiction ba? Always tap sense before you comment

Insult is not necessary tho

Wizkid only shows Headies organizers who is boss He's done nothing wrong...it's just a "aknowledge your boss" thing...

FrLukas:
This old shameless man. There's a word in Yoruba for such people. We call them "agbaya"

But I won't call him that today because he seems to be fighting a losing battle with senility, equating Tinubu with the great Awo. In fact the man has lost the battle with senility. He should be chained to an iron post before he enters market stark nude.

Can you say it in his presence?

Slawormir:
One overrated and untalented Moda fuckkker with frog voice using too much voice enhancer

Davido can never be a real niggarrr

Low life hater RIP chrrrrrrr

Dumb news

Wetin dey pain me pass be say they address everybody like a criminal/slave in your own country...Most painful part is that Government is not even concerned about all these bastards.....Nigger Area was never a nation.

So much anger Fight poverty with all this anger not a woman trapped in man body...

aikhimself:
Disgusting reprobate bastard. I don't even know why Nigeria went so low to tolerate this filthy scum that the devil sent to confuse the young kids.

I hope he/it gets AIDS through his unnatural sexual lifestyle. People who goes against God's natural order are destined to ruin.

It's nothing new, dont criticize something because you don't understand the concept behind it. Transgender and Nudism done even common pass in yankee. keep all that anger away too

sexycat:
Nothing we wouldn't see on earth, every time i open images of this guy called Bob , one thing usually comes to mind and the thing is ,does he have a d**k in between his legs? i mean i can't believe it that a human being could just woke up one morning and said this is how he wants to bleach his life out then turn to female for no reason.

i think this guy is retard and he should be taken to rehabilitation home.

Bobrisky irritates me and i cant stand the sight of him because i will puke on him if i see him real life.

i live in Washington DC and during the summer around August was pride week for Gay community but this guys came out celebrating and flunting their rainbow flag and we were on the street doing our normal road exercise(jogging) seriously this guys were attacked by group of guys that have serious hatred for them and they sustained various degrees of injuries then imagine bobrisky coming to US and at the mall trying to go into the female bathroom, i will be the first to alert the crowd that he is a guy that voluntarily transformed himself because he wasn't born a transgender and see how ladies will resist him , even police will never let him use the female rest room i bet you...

Nonsense.

Superman of Onitsha Market! Kudos! But u need to like yourself more

MOST FOOTBALL GAMES IS LIKE "ACTING"....HONESTLY