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HMMM!d igbos always shooting themselves in d foot they hav blew dia chance of making dia son DR.CHRIS ngigi a senate president.

He!He!!this story remind me yrs by were i did my Nysc i was outside 1 bright morning shaving ma armpit,like joke,1 fine female corper beg me 2 shave her pubik hair i oblige provide she buys 2 razors,she did,i went 2 work under close door,i did a good job with d help of soap,water & razors she was satisfied with ma work & it was fun 4 me.I advice some smart guy 2 open a barber's shop 4 pubik hair shaving na money spinner.

dridowu:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/04/01/man-arrested-for-shaving-womans-pubic-hair/

This man wicked o!when dem say make he come cut grass 4 env.sanitation he no go gree na 4 woman abuna he go dey clear forest 2 sow wild guinea corn.
This 1 na close case abi police go charge am 4 illegal possesion of pubik hair or illegal tresspass or duty wher d exhibit? or video of him shaving his gal's toto.LOL

Jenams:
the word ''fear'' is a wrong choice of word from the general. cos if jona was scared, he will never allow a free n fare election. someone shud tell dis old general to watch his mouth oh. hmmmmmmm

Who told u kid that there was a free & fair election,do u took record of d hate speeches,d xter assasination,d insults,those killed,intimidated,oppressed,those dey lay military seige on,those arrested,how dey rigg 2 high heaven even satan wept,snatched ballet boxes,bought PVC,bribed voters,bribed pastors,engage miltants & miscra
eants wher God caught them is dia rigging is not Good enough 2 subvert d ppl genuine votes.

oluwafemi113:
I need to share this information l got from a reliable source.
We should thank God for using Kofi Anan, General Abubakar and Thabo
Mbeki of South Africa to persuade Jonathan to concede defeat on time
& shut down hawks around him who would have Nigeria burn down instead of allowing Buhari to take over.
The gentlemen were at Hilton hotel and General Abubakar instructed
some one at the collating center to inform him when it is mathematically impossible for Jonathan to win. And so, the moment Delta state was announced the man called General Abubakar who swiftly moved to Aso Rock with the two other men, and they
persuaded Jonathan that since it was impossible for him to win now, he should please call Buhari to congratulate him for the sake of peace in Nigeria.
The moment Patience Jonathan heard that she started shouting that
Jonathan should not do it, that how can dey hand over to Almanjiri
people? At that point Kofi Anan begged her and Jonathan went on to call Buhari, and they quickly leaked it out to the Press.
lt was revealed that it was Patience Jonathan that sent Orubebe to
scatter the Collation Centre!
May God deliver us from bad spouses

The truth is coming out so soon,i know Gen.abdusalam abubakar & co persuaded him,& mama p will not hav non of it.i salute jona courage 2 choose d path of honor than disgrace now he is a winner not a loser 4 keeping his promise....my ambition is not worth d blood of any single nigeria.i salute you.DR.Goodluck Jonathan(GCFR)

YoursGEJ:
Abeg who don see Oressmusanctus, Chukwudi44, temitemi and Barcanista. Their mama dey find dem abeg. Please help us find these children

They hav go on terminal leave after there lousy contract expire,now a mighty tree hav fallen in d forest taking smaller trees along even shrubs,grassess,crickets & earthworms are not spared.

cuteboy2:
For all practical purposes, even though the results are still being collated, I am deeply convinced that General Buhari will win this election by a very comfortable margin.

It is also my believe that President Jonathan will graciously concede defeat in a very mature and rancour free manner. He will not contest the results in court even though his acolytes and party men will stridently want him to. I believe, GEJ does not want to leave office looking like a sore loser.

Having said all these, it is safe to say that the 2015 Presidential Elections has been won and lost.

The elections are over!!!

What then will be the likely composition of General Buhari's cabinet? From keen observations of Buhari's campaign organisation, Buhari's utterances during the campaigns, and the actions and activities of various key actors in Gen Buhari's camp, I believe the following will either be in his cabinet or play key roles in his government.

It is obvious from Buhari's utterances during the campaigns that he will run a government whose policy direction and key economic decisions will be dictated by " a team". He kept harping on this.

The possible names are:

• Dr Kayode Fayemi (former governor of Ekiti State)
• Senator Olorunimbe Mamora (he vacated his senate seat for Remi Tinubu, Sen Tinubu's wife)
• Gov Raji Babatunde Fashola
• Abike Dabiri (former member House of Representatives)
• Baba Ahmed (former Ambassador, and former INEC Secretary)
• Gov Rotimi Amaechi
• Gov Rabiu Musa Kwankwanso (he is contesting a senatorial seat, but could likely accept a cabinet post)
• Prince Tonye Princewill (LP governorship candidate in Rivers State)
• Ben Akubueze (former MD NAL Merchant Bank, and Hon Commissioner for Economic Planning and Budget in Lagos State)
• Dr Adesina Akinwumi (Minister of Agriculture in Jonathan’s cabinet)
• Dr Chris Ngige (senator, and former governor of Anambra State)
• Oby Ezekwesili

Akinwumi d jonatite?although that man is very good it is not go 2 throw d baby with d bath water.

Let them put dem in d ring naked,let d fight begin.....

erico2k2:
Wont it be a good Idea to close all the Oil wells so we can start all over again, and leave the region alone, I would be so happy if this is done,
PS I come from a small community in the Niger Delta we have 40 oil wells, no federal roads by the FG in 30 years can you dig that??

Y did yur man not do those Roads he was in power 4 6yrs?see d prsdnt that will help yur region will not be yur kinsman,who gav u pple NDDCnot Gej who gav u pple bayelsa state a non-delta leader yu see,let drop tribal sentiments & build a united naija.

This overbloated gorilla shld learn a moral lesson from Gej, & stopped throwing tantrum like orubebe,when d fed might decend on him,d creek will not sustain him,i blame inept govt that spoilt u with money,be quiter & enjoy yur loot,u are not stronger than Boro!

ChinemeOkpan:
U must be a joker!

Buhari remains the only man alive than get such unbelievable votes from Northern Nigeria

Nobody, I repeat Nobody could have beaten Goodluck at the polls but Buhari

True talk'i hav been telling PDP apologist that it is only Buhari that can win GEJ,bring kwankwaso or Tambulwa or lamido or Ribado dey will not score significant votes agst Gej,my bro fear d man that can get 12milln votes with a 4mnths old party CPC in 2011.

This old pig has not learnt any lessons olodumar'e taught him in prison either he go back & repeat his sentence or he go 2 Togo or somalia 4 exile.

Congratulation o!Ogbuefi 1 of naijaland!All Hail d Champion Gen.Okechukwu Mohammedu Buhari(GCFR)

ibkgab001:
Please wait for;

1. Femi Fani Kayode


2.Fayose


3.Reno


4.Amechi`s Deputy


5.Patience Jonathan


6.Puppet Nnamadi Sambo


7.Musilu Obanikoro and co


8.OPC

9.u fail 2 add that fake pastor,poison pen femi Aribisala

That fuul that call himself elder orubebe shld apologise 2 Jega & nigerians 4 treasonable felony,an attempt to truncated our hard earn democracy.

irunoobo:
[size=18pt]PACK YOUR BAGS AND LEAVE ASO ROCK



WE DON'T NEED YOUR EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL.

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY RUINED THE CHANCES OF AN IGBO/IJAW PRESIDENCY IN FUTURE DUE TO YOUR NEGLIGENCE AND INCOMPETENCY.


SAY HI TO mama piss and frog eyed oil minister.

General Buhari will build a self contained for you at kirikiri soon
Bunch of looters

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Chei!Osanobua!!dis lady no even pity some1 who is down.me i dey shed tires 4 Gej sef.

Hurray!d postponed evil day 4 PDP has come 2 pass!Congrat o!GMB d abraham lincoln of naijaland.

Billygee2u:
Jega rigged the election to favour the nothern elites.from onset everyone knows what the result of this election will be through Jegas initial body language.

Listen 2 dis fuul,u are behavin like Orubebe na Jega dey rigg election or na PDP.

Krak:
Nigerians are so used to the idea that an incumbent should win presidential elections that President Goodluck Jonathan's failure to beat Gen Muhammadu Buhari needs some explaining. Here are five reasons why the opposition won:

1: Harder to rig
Past elections have been marred by serious irregularities and suspicions of rigging. In 2007 observers said the presidential poll was not "credible". In 2011 the vote was considered to be better run but observers said that rigging and fraud still took place.
This time the electoral commission took more steps to prevent rigging, including new biometric voters cards.
Also President Jonathan's party, the People's Democratic Party (PDP), had lost control of some key states which meant it could not control the electoral process there.

2: Boko Haram and security

The Nigerian army has made some recent gains against Boko Haram, but not enough to convince Nigerians
The election took place against the background of an Islamist insurgency in the north-east of the country. The Boko Haram militant group has killed 20,000 people and forced some three million others from their homes and President Jonathan was criticised for not getting to grips with this.
The poll was delayed for six weeks to give time for the security situation to improve, but even though most areas controlled by Boko Haram were recaptured, it seems to have come too late for many people.

3: United opposition, crumbling PDP

The extra six weeks of vigorous campaigning by the PDP was not enough to halt the slide in the party's fortunes
The PDP has been described as an election-winning machine. When it was created it united a northern elite with leading politicians from the south, but that alliance has broken up and the party lost some key figures. Even former President Olusegun Obasanjo came out against Mr Jonathan.
At the same time, the opposition managed to unite under the All Progressives Congress (APC) banner. The last six weeks of desperate and dirty campaigning, in which the APC responded in kind, was not enough to turn the tide.

4: Economy

Nigeria's economy is growing but the wealth is not being spread around
Nigeria is Africa's biggest oil producer and its largest economy, but many fail to feel the benefits with nearly half the population living below the poverty line. Continued corruption is seen as partly being to blame.
National income is due to grow by more than 5% this year and next year, but people did not seem in the mood to thank Mr Jonathan for this.

5: Time for a change

APC supporters chanted "change" wherever they went and it seems to have caught the mood. The PDP has been in power since the end of military rule in 1999, and 2015 is the year that Nigerians decided that someone else should have a go at sorting things out.

President-elect Buhari now has to prove he really can change things.

http://m.bbc.com/news/world-africa-32136295

6.he fail because he sorround himself with touts,junkie,militants,miscreants,exconvicts like fanny kayode,Asari,Adams,Okupe,Boygeorge who are always insulting our sensibilities.

Austin4lif:
thank u sir u understand what am saying. It will be hard for minorities to rule Nigeria again. Even if they win the primaries those with the highest population will decide. The south east man and SS will always be ruled. We are in a chain right now and we should cry out for freedom.

Fuul after una don do 4yrs + northerner ya'adua 2yrs una won cry 4 freedom is that fair

I remember FR.mbaka...a bird that refuse to fly...only d deaf fail 2 listen...wher are all those fake pastors & prophets who recieve bribe frm jona & de yan akpata,wher are d witches & wizards,wher is moneylover that has d key 2 d gate of hell they shld hide dia head in shame & repent.

I DNT BELIEVE IT UNLESS I SEE FAYOSE SAYING THIS ON CNN.

seunmsg:
Orubebe is a disgrace to the president, his party and the nation. Only God's knows how his children and wife will feel watching their father make a nuisance of himself on national television. Jega calmly put him in his right place. Such a shameless man.

Tell me is not true that fool is a former minister of d fed republik.

I think Jega err by allowing a half-conscoius, half-witted professor a returning officer 4 rivers a helping hand where he culd not read d result he claimed he wrote down himself,even when a flood light was beam on,wike handed him a rigged rivers election result,d world saw it,rivers result need to be cancelled.

mcdokwe:
I had always nursed the idea of being part of an electoral process. The 2015 elections presented that opportunity and my being posted to the north for my national service year where a lot of people detested due to its history of post electoral violence didn't kill the desire in me.

So it was with enthusiasm that I took up the role of a presiding officer in a very remote Village about 3hrs away from a semblance of civilisation.

Tunga in Birbyang, Kanam local government is one locality not known to most natives of the same local government, but I had no choice than to take up the call of duty.

We left Dengi the LGA quarters for the locality at about 10pm with electoral materials and I was woken up when we arrived, electoral materials were shared among the adhoc staff of the 4 units in the rac into the morning and I was finally able to catch some sleep from about 3am on the 28th only to be woken up later at about 6am. We made some preps and rode into the village where we paid homage to the community head who promised us breakfast, we later left for the polling centre where we met a handful of people already waiting, the booth was setup and we settled for the business of the day.

The card reader failed with the first few people who where ready and we thought it was something we didn't do right, apprehension was mounting and I had to assure the people around that they were going to vote whether or not the card reader worked, giving away the fact that I spoke a bit of Hausa which I had fought so had to keep even from the native adhoc staff.

I had to take up the accreditation process myself whilst also monitoring the progress of the card readers as I had a voting point attached to the unit. Not sooner had the accreditation commenced that I noticed some obviously underage voter brandishing there PVCs, hoping to be accredited as well, it got to a head when they won't stop coming and even much younger kids came around with the PVCs, I declined pointing out they were too young only for the villagers to warn me to do what I came to do claiming that showing a PVC is enough requirement to vote. I then directed them to the voting point aware of the possible consequence of defying them even while trying to maintain a strong moral stance.

Seconds ran into minutes and then hours and the crowd kept mounting and with it more people who didn't have a business being there.

It was approaching 1.30pm and I knew I had to stop more people from joining the crew only for me to notice the complete absence of the security personnel posted to the unit, a situation that prevailed until the end.

I was getting exhausted and the crowd kept mounting, I had to allow my apo who happened to be a fellow corp member take up the process while I took a walk around. The crowd defied all forms of control and I had to count on the card readers running down to stop the process as they were determined that even those who have yet to come would still get accredited, my APOs were laising with the locals and handing out electoral materials meant to be handled only by officials to them and when I noticed and pointed it out, some youths were pointing fingers at me and on top of their voices and I had to quietely inform the elders who were apparently educated and that is wasn't about getting the highest number of votes, that it could count for zero if not properly handled, and same had to be communicated to the youths that I was raising pertinent points which was for their good. And they calmed down.

I want to see pics not a baboon & dog stories meen!

lalasticlala:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/03/31/elections-apc-sweeps-senate/

Chei!i feel for sen.Ngigi dey wuld hav made him a senate president ooo!igbos see what u cause ya brother & ndigbo in d federal level.

Omogbhollahorn:
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which kind yeye creek make una try any Baboon & dog biz,odi bombardment will be a child play,100 gunboats will keep u swamp rats in check.

RazziP:
I think Mr. Orubebe have a point,
and people should look at the point,
just that he did mistake with the way
he addressed it.

That e-diot has no pucking points,this uncultured baboon interupted a very important proceeding just b/c he want 2 submit a frivoulous petition!is jega an election petition judge,dnt he know d secretary office,d fuul thought jega will cancel rivers election so he want 2 disrupt everything,d fuul most apologise 2 Jega,inec & nigerians 4 trying 2 truncate democracy.

The fuul children will say dad Y did yu disgrace our dear country B4 d whole world,i advice PDP 2 punish him severly.i even mistook him 4 FKK,he is a tout,a good example of how not an adult shld behave d whole world was shocked!

ComradeAbu:
You 'TIT' FOR ME for 'TAT' !
If you Enugu me I will Kano you
If you Akwa Ibom me I will Kaduna you
If you Rivers me I will Katsina you
If you Anambra me I will Jigawa you
If you Abia me I will Kebbi you
If you Delta me I will Sokoto you
If you Plateau me I will Osun you
If you Ekiti me I will Kogi you
If you Abuja me I will Ogun you
If you Imo me I will Oyo you
If you Nasarawa me I will Ondo you...
AND ..even Kwara you before 10am tomorrow!
Then...if you Otuoke me, I will really 'Daura you for ever!

Ha!Ha!!these is phucking funny,LOL

Is that all pdp can do in rivers,they are gvn freehand by army,DSS,police supervised by Wike to rigg rivers state d riggers thumb prints & thumb prints until hand tire them dey can only do only 1.4milln out of 2,324,000milln.Bad loosers,see how a half-witted Prof. who dnt know what is happening was handover a rigged result to collate,he culdnt read what the result he claim he wrote.Rivers result shld be cancelled.

lalasticlala:
INEC Chairman, Professor Jega continues with the announcement of the 2015 Presidential election results by 10am today.

Tune to Channels TV, NTA, or your favorite TV/radio station to watch the continuation of Jega's announcement of the 2015 election results.

Previous threads for the result announcement:

Part 1: https://www.nairaland.com/2226846/jega-live-nta-inec-stage

Part 2: https://www.nairaland.com/2227364/jega-announce-presidential-election-results

Part 3: https://www.nairaland.com/2227585/jega-announce-presidential-election-results

Meanwhile, APC is leading with 8,520,436 votes while PDP has 6,488,210 votes from the results announced so far.

So let's see how it goes today...

How safe is JegaPDP sent a tout 2 disrupt announcement of presidential Result & d security refuse 2 walk d fuul out but jegea with maturity trash him.