₦airaland Forum

Guyman01:
Even at weddings people are advised not to spray monies on the foreheads nor touch the couples but many foolish Nigerians feel that that's the only way people will recognise that they attended the event and sprayed money, he for punch him for him blockos, nonsense and ingredients

Spraying the naira in parties is prohibited. There is a law outlawing the practice. It's just not implemented.

Meektunz:
I've been married to my wife for the past 7 years. Apart from paternity fraud which i'm suspecting, though test is already on the way. She disrespects me alot. I'm so fed up with this marriage and I need your inputs in how to go ahead with the whole thing. Whenever you see her happy or being respectful, then it's either I just bought something for her or I've done something for her. The other day my younger brother came around and instead of her to cook so we could eat, she refused and I had no option than to enter the kitchen myself and do the cooking myself, yet she could not even come to the kitchen and take over the cooking, when I finished she was the first to and fetch the food to eat. Whatever you buy for her infact even if you buy and aircraft for her, give her just 1 hour, she'll forget that you've ever bought anything for her. Please guys I'm fed up with the marriage, I'm no longer happy.

Didn't you notice this before you got married to her? Carry your cross.

VeryWickedGoat:
"Savings or Current?"

Does this really matter to my transaction or is it just a ploy to get to profile me? Because there's nothing that Nigerians don't use to form standard. Imagine a N50k networth POS girl sef follow dey profile pesin. 😁

And I noticed its always the female ones that ask this seemingly dumb question too. I hardly get it from males.

So is it really necessary or is it another way to judge people way better than them? I want to know so I can ignore that question henceforth.

Thanks.

She is not profiling you. If she tries to effect a transaction without choosing the type of account (savings/current), the Pos machine will not accept the transaction.

Taich:
First step cross multiply

Collect like terms

Divide with a common denominator.

Viola.

Like the second question. 3y-3/6 = 5.

Multiply both sides by 6.

Then you will have 3y-3/6*6=5*6

3y-3=30

Add 3 to both sides

3y= 33

Divide both sides by 3

Y =11

Thanks bro

Hatrick01:
dont copy that trash that man solved up there

Haha! If it is trash, how is it solved? I teach English but I know a little bit of Maths and what he solved makes perfect sense.

NDSMELODY:
here is the solution

Thanks a lot, bro. I appreciate this.

Someone in JSS two sent this to me and it's kind of confusing. Please, how do I solve it for her and also teach her how to solve it?

Goodlady:
Mind your biz.
Minding ones biz is the surest way to avoid trouble. And if you wanna be a detective, use another sim to text or snap a picture evidence of him n the co-fornicator, send it to your neighbour's WhatsApp. Make sure it ll be difficult to trace it's from you.

Don't mind your business. He is a good-for-nothing time-waster. Someone that they are trying to fix up. They even want to get the fool a job but all he wants to do is be irresponsible.

After una go talk day Nigerian girls no dey like date guys wey dey struggle. See what this broke nigga is doing.

OsunOriginal:
What do you expect? Ibo-made vehicles

Car manufacturing companies sometimes recall their products because they are faulty. This is nothing out of the ordinary. It's happened to Tesla, Toyota, Honda etc

Now that our military is controlled by Fulanis and Muslims, what is the fate of Christians in S/Kaduna and parts of Plateau, Benue, etc.

Won't it be better if IPOB controls the Nigerian army?

dynicks:
you are a teacher....how have u been coping bro?

It's hasn't been easy. I stammer a lot when I am nervous, tensed or anxious. I also stammer a lot when I am dehydrated or hungry. So I try to stay hydrated at all times. When I am tensed, I give my students notes to copy and tell then them that I'll explain at a later date.

I want to learn photography and videography so I can quit teaching. It's not as if I love teaching. I do it because it's the only job available. My speech impediment has limited me in so many ways. I know where I'd have been if I wasn't a stammerer.

eteebanky1:
Neco fee from the organization is just #18,000

Blame the corruption/extortion mentality that has eaten deep on an average Nigerian

Different schools add something extra. So 50k might not be a lie.

dynicks:
Na cus of say I dey stammer, make me respect myself say make I learn forex.....

Atleast I no go dey engage in anyhow conversation!!

You are funny. I also stammer and I am a teacher. I want to learn photography so I can avoid speaking situations.

Sheistoopretty:
Stammerers are know for their Hot temper

I'm surprise u didn't beat up the man after he broke the news to u

This is a stupid fallacy. I stammer but I am not hot-tempered. I know a lot of stammerers who aren't hot-tempered. Who even started this talk that stammerers are hot-tempered?

lhordspy:
He is from kaura, Southern kaduna . He was on the verge of impeachment before defection. He was part of the people that orchestrated the coup that impeached the fmr. Deputy speaker Mukhtar Hazo. The political heavyweight in kaduna started fighting back, he had to quit and his best bet for a soft landing is LP judging by the influence of Asake(the LP governorship candidate)

The defection is understandable. I just laugh when people say southern-kaduna people are not well represented in Kaduna state administration. Imagine been a deputy-Speaker and your people are still been murdered, yet ignorant people blame the killings on El-Rufai.

You be mumu. What can a deputy speaker do to stop the governor from carrying out his evil agenda? Even if he was deputy governor, his hands will still be tied. El-rufai is using federal might to terrorize the people of southern kaduna, end of story.

When their 4G is nothing to write home about. Shouldn't Airtel learn to crawl before it learns to fly?

wolebest:
The Chinese are taking over...... !!! They have become the envy of the world.

The quantum and quality of Chinese products stand them out. They are taking over even in space technology some of their achievements have baffled the US and Western nations.

The Chinese have done it on their own, unlike the US and the West who are constantly collaborating.

The Chinese have done it on their own? You must be dangerously ignorant.

China stole its way to advancement. It leveraged existing technologies. It appropriated the intellectual property of advanced countries and high-tech companies to its advantage.

They didn't have to invent anything from scratch. China may have perfected certain technologies it stole from the west, but it sure didn't invent new technology.

Blazebond:
This is what the U.S.A and western Europe don't ever want to happen,this is their biggest fear,their business are being bought over by the Chinese and Arabs,their dominance have been smashed away,the next thing would be the rejection of the u.s dollar as a means of international transaction, that would signal the total collapse of u.s and western European dominance, it would be the end of the u.s empire.

If China becomes too powerful that autocratic governments around the world are no longer fearful of America's sanctions because they know they can always turn to China for help, you'll regret it. I know America isn't perfect, but I'd rather have a US-led world than one led by China.

Have you noticed that whenever citizens from third-world countries want action taken against their autocratic governments, they turn to the West, not China or Russia? Until China becomes a democratic country, the thought of it leading the world should send shivers down your spine.

LesbianBoy:
I hope they are tinubu supporters E go sweet me gan

This has nothing to do with Buahri. As much as I hate Buhari, I have to defend him on this one.

Nigerians are doing bad things in other countries. I heard Nigerians from 30 years below are denied visas to the UAE. If you were the president of a country and you have Nigerians doing scams and peddling drugs, you'll deport them without a moment of hesitation.

It will NEVER be well with this man.

She is not Hausa. She is from Southern Kaduna. Northern Christians are educated.

So these idiots travel to London at the expense of taxpayers just to have a meeting?

SeaTrade:
The bottom feeding Caucasian men.
The pot bellied ones with little prospects.
Why else do Nigerian females abroad above 30 stoop as low as coming back home,marry jobless men with their money and relocate them to their bases abroad and bear all expenses if they were so sought after by Caucasians?
So they do this because they don't want whites?
Sorry to bust your bubbles but in the west,Caucasian there no rate African women,happens rarely.
Na for Eastern Europe and all those gypsy starving countries weh them get small chance cos the caucasians there no get level and their women no rate them and are polarised towards western caucasian men.

How can you speak so disparagingly about women from your race? What is wrong with you?

blaise26abj:
You are right . Actually having only one child is very economically liberating . As long as the parents are working , she will be getting the best of a lot of things . The parents don’t have to be rich for the girl to look rich .

When China removed the one child policy , most of the citizens no gree born 2 again. They saw first hand how limiting the number of kids can help the family in the long run . Some Developed countries citizens even get paid to have kids now . If not for the trend , Canada no go dey do Express entry . Their people no wan born again .

Exactly. It's surprising how people think these days. It is said that 70% of Nigerians are living below the poverty line. This wouldn't be so if we had China's one-child policy. Can a husband and wife be so unproductive that they won't be able to take care of a child?

Most people calling her olosho grew up in large families where they only get new clothes on Christmas day. It is hard for such people to mentally process certain things.

Justbehave:
Your mum is wiser than you. A student with no means of livelihood that is a fashion freak is nothing but an olosho. Your mum knows but you are blinded by the free pussy she's giving you.

Did you read that she is an only child? She probably has rich parents or relatives. Most we call every lady an olosho?

kodded:
When will this fools called hunters will realize that all this animal are gradually going into extinction

While the white are busy looking for were to preserve this endangered species we black enjoy killing them for money and merry

I wonder what will happen when the hunters kill all of them.........I guess they will start hunting fellow humans

#BabaNowThatYouAreThere please preserve our wild animals from all this blood sucking demons called hunters

We can earn a lot of foreign exchange from these wild animals if we protect them and encourage tourists to come see them, but no, we'd rather kill them and make pepper soup. We are the architects of our problems.

VeryWickedGoat:
1. You be worwor mgbeke
2. Thought you women claim to be good advisers?
3. You need a big prick to calm you down this period

DM me.

You are a foolish goat. She deserves better

Elrufai's teaching about governance and leadership is funny. What can he possibly teach them? How to make a critical journalist disappear without a trace or how to marginalize Christians or how make make your state a safe haven for terrorists?

In the North, drivers of commercial buses would stop so Muslims would pray.

I once entered a bus from Enugu to Bauchi. When we got to Jos, two Muslim boys told the driver to stop so they'd pray. The driver, an Igbo man, bluntly refused. Some southerners on the bus also refused to allow the driver to stop. The Muslim guys told the driver to stop the vehicle and they alighted.

As we continued the journey, I told the driver and the other passengers not to try what they did in a Muslim-majority area. Not that I don't support what they did. As a northerner, I know it's very risky. If the driver had refused to stop the car in a place dominated by Muslims, the boys would have raised an alarm and accused the driver of refusing to stop the car for them to pray and the outcome wouldn't have been nice.

People who see nothing wrong to kill their fellow countrymen because someone drew a caricature of their prophet in another country will not hesitate to unleash violence at any time.

Countries with wildlife sanctuaries are raking in millions in foreign exchange. Must we eat every living thing?

Prechgold1180:
Any time she start to carry laugh

Find better oraimo cord wipe her for neck

She go well

Thank me later

2 in the evening before she sleeps and two cord and in the morning before she wakes up from sleep

Modified too many mentions

No sorry I said what I said if oraimo cord nur work make unah use iPhone 13 cord wipe her for neck

Since unah nur get psychiatric hospital for unah state

Be like majority of people for Nairaland don Dey mad

Headache go do unah first thing unah go rush come here come post
They find unnecessary sympathy

No Bleep given

You are so insensitive. What the f is wrong with you?

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