₦airaland Forum

peppermint7:
Madt

Make this my cousin apply na

This one dey cry

I stand for justice for Sylvester.. let all the perpetrators be brought to book.. JUSTICE FOR SYLVESTER!!!!!!

Usain Bolt where are you.. everywhere I go dey said I look like Usain Bolt.

yyba:
Mtceeeee the same model of car my state governor gave to all local governments chairmen recently without any noise. I SMH for ipob illiterates

70 yrs old man.. l thought it was you that gave out the cars? Don't know it was your state governor.

Bros.. nothing like low key wedding again: especially when you are marrying from a poor family.
Currently, prices of everything has tripled.
I just did mine 3 days ago. I don't stress myself on anything. Especially demands from my in-laws, or my wife. I only say ok and go on with what I know is good to do. Whenever I feel my stressed: I went home and open a bottle of wine or beer.
One thing I do say is: as long as I have chosen a date for the wedding... The wedding is done. And that is it.

Prayfortheworld:
War is really not a good thing

But we Biafrans go fight am with Nigeria if them no wan let us go

Guy .. war no be wrestling.

After my traditional wedding my mother said to me: go and bring your wife let's go, you are not owning them. I went immediately, carry the gal put for motor... Vum.
After some days my mum says: if you decide to do church wedding: good. She can only go to their house, few days to the church wedding and prepare from their. But for now she will be in your home and do the duties of a married woman...

One table for counting of money: #15000... Ooooh.
Nothing wey we no go see say we want help one cuntus.

Why are you tormenting yourself. Did she snatch your husband from you?.. No..
Move out with your husband or let your father in-law move out with his new wife because you are having two confirmed married family in the same apartment now. .

Very soon this one will start blaming the government

My brother Germany is a good country, no racism like other European countries. Succeeding there or Anywhere depends on your contact ( follow who know road) and grace. You can run street, do legit work or business. It's not a country that people will tell you there is no work. I have seen someone that have lived in Spain for 15years, still no apartment of his own ( still squatting with friends) but when he managed to help his younger one to come over: after like 2 years the younger one rented an apartment for him.

Mercychen:
When I met him he didn't have his own apartment. He was just fresh out of school. So he was searching for a job.

I used to visit him them at his friends place ( married man). He later got a job in a hotel at Chevron drive but along the line we had a misunderstanding and gave it a break for months.

He called and to me he had gotten an apartment at lekki. that I should come see if I like the place..
I got there and was just playing around and checking his wardrobe when I saw ladies shower caps.
I was like, who owns this? And he said they normally give them at the hotel. Chai!!! This guy can lie for Africa. Like seriously, who gives guys shower caps? So, I told him, you've been camping a lady in this house and he said, "don't start". I just kept quiet because we only just got back together after months.

I later checked his wardrobe again when he stepped out and found more shower caps.

Now, don't call me dumb. I know what I'm saying. That guy was a serial cheat. In fact, that was why I later dumped him and faced my life and God.

If truely it's because of that shower cap you saw: You failed it. They do got shower cap at the hotel.

Publicity stunt..
No be another person's friend, him pregnant him daughter born that him so called daughter at the age of 18. Nonsense and ingredients.

Chi boo anü ozo.. God please have mercy on us.

Because you are too local and you feel very inferior.
Try to upgrade yourself and appearance.. financially have some change in your pocket to spare.

hetyo:
Useless girl
Her pussy pics is all over the internet
She should be ashamed of herself
Her fans are more useless

Spits

Well the picture is meaningless. I even have one on my phone, but I cannot touch ooo: na look I just look

She comes at night and went back in the morning. And you are interested in her? Chei!!! Seventy years Old man!!

4.6m is not one naira.
When he was collecting the money he will use sweet mouth and be very loyal, now he is playing the victim.

Please learn to live with the generator sound, it wasn't his fault: blame the government. If their is a constant light, the generator will not sound and everywhere will be cool.
When I was living in Mozambique ( a country regarded as poor) I didn't hear a sound of generator, even big companies do not have. 80% of the citizens do not know what is called generator why because there is light 2/4/7. I came back after like four years and totally forgot how to on generator.. please allow your neighbour. Try and fall asleep so you will not hear the sound.

UncleKoboko:
You can take a slut out of the street but it you can never take the street out of a slut...


Moral:


A slut will always be a slut.

Meaning what? Abeg carry your slut stuff go give your sisters.

popez:
Very good! A time will come when IPOB will become irrelevant, if they don't retrace their steps.

E dun dey happen!

The bitter truth

yemmight:
It can't last forever. How much IPOB wants to give an individual?

The poor masses are suffering.. most depends on their daily income

As U don see am( the promise land), you enter Abi you touch am? No be only see U see.

JABAIDO:
I teach 11 subjects and I earn 15k monthly

[Breakdown of the subjects]
I teach Primary 3 and 4 students Mathematics and I teach JSS 1 to JSS 3 Maths, ICT and BST.

The relief for a while now is that after the JSS 3 students concluded their state exams, they haven't been coming to school.

As a teacher, what's your workload and pay range?

PS: I took advantage of a situation to request for an increase last month and 2k was added.....
If not for that, it's not deemed fit to be reviewed....

The 15k na weekly pay abi na monthly pay? Ò di egwu ooo

expertman:
No wahala I guess you one of them

The same to you.. keep blaming your neighbours.

expertman:
Congrats. But what most of them does is they create fake tokens and then post online for other Nigerians to buy.

After people start buying they will just jaapa with people investments .

They make money from shitcoins not bitcoins.

They are all fraudsters you create shitcoins without liquidity and started posting on every where on social media for us to buy.

Meanwhile newbies will start buying seeing their expensive lifestyle thinking they make money legit by trading not knowing they made it via scamming other Nigerians

.. This is super story!! Abeg go and make your own money.

Smoking of weed..
90% of my friends do smoke weed, sometimes I will be in their midst and they will be smoking. I have never touch the rap not to talk of smoking with them.

This one na long toothpick

Nigeria should be careful, even those calling for war should sit back and rethink: be you Hausa, Igbo or youruba. You may not be able to leave the country: even if you do, your sister or brother may not be able. The war you are sponsoring may affect you in one way or the other. Peace is all we want, peace is all I pray. May God have mercy.

IJOBA11:
YAHOO BOYS DON USE 90 PERCENT OF OUR YOUNG WOMEN DO RITUAL.


MOST OF THESE CHEWING GUM GIRLS YOU SEE ON THE STREETS ARE NOTHING BUT A LIVING DEAD

Do you have a sister? What do you say about her?

Vision4God:
If you are to choose between Nigeria & any of these countries, which would you take

NIGERIA